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Mrs. Sausage comes home... Lights are dim. Rose petals lead to bedroom. Candles everywhere. Enters the bedroom. Mr. Sausage is lying on the bed in nothing but a cooking apron. "LET'S SAAAAAAAUSAGEEE!"
Okay, hear me out tho. I remember a desert where you crush up oreos, add chocolate pudding and then gummy worms to make "dirt" Eat that for your dirt sausage, not real dirt. For the love of all things sausage, don't eat real dirt.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Yeah, I was thinking about that edible clay at first, but he's been through enough at this point already. The desert version probably wouldn't be so great either, but I figure it'd at least be better than the real thing.
Here's my suggestion of the century: apple sausage. Apples are a weird ass fruit that kinda works with anything, and it's pretty good when baked or cooked or anything like that. I might be a weird dude, but I'd absolutely try an apple sausage
honestly doe, me too. it needs other things in it tho for texture and maybe other flavors because apple is kinda a strong taste to just have there cooked y'know?