i’ve wanted to play this game for ages.. 

"Let's not kill someone today" -DanTDM2020 Everyone who cross the bridge: "PLOPS"

Dan: "Just sit back in your chair." People laying in their beds watching: visible confusion

12:09 ‘Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture, and this picture.’ ‘They’re the same picture.’

Dan your “dad” is showing, you’re aggressively telling people to relax

Dan: lets name her karen Karen when the bridge breaks: WHERES THE MANAGER

_bridge falls apart_ Dan: *”Oh That’s Better.”*

Dan: Do you feel relaxed? I feel relaxed. Poly Bridge 2: You won't be soon!

Therapist: *Cowboy Dan doesn't exist, he can't hurt you* Cowboy Dan: 18:16

Dan Called Her "Karen" Karen, "I Want To See the manager, this bridge sucks"

“I wanna go back to poly bridge 1 where hydraulics don’t exist!” Hydraulics exist in poly bridge 1 😐

Dan dan: sit back in your chair. Me: cozy blanket is cozy

"Her name Karen, she is gonna help us." I have never heard of a Karen helping other humans

DanTDM: “do you feel relaxed?” Me: *remembers everything that happened in 2020*

Dan : "the music is calming but I'm not calm at all" Devs : "that's the point"

Everyone: Golden Gate Bridge Dan: San Francisco bridge

We driving down a bridge *looks out window and sees dan with a hammer and construction helmet* OH HEY DA- oh crap

Dan: "Maybe you guys are shouting at the screen" Me: Laughing at the screen because of the failures

Dan: posts RU-vid: lets notify this person 3 minutes late

When you realize today was the one year anniversary for his hard core world

7:59 yes, I’m relaxed. I’m buried in my plushies at midnight with a very wholesome RU-vid channel playing on my head phones. 😊

Dan: "ARE YOU RELAXED YET!?" "IT'S EASY, LAY BACK IN YOUR CHAIR.'' "ARE YOU RELAXED YET!? "ARE YOU?!?" Me: *Looks at wood chair* "Hmmmm..."

Dan: we're not going to kill anyone Two minutes later: Dan has sunk a chopper

Dantdm:*fails building a bridge* Dantdm now:*directly calls hes brother*

POV: You see Dan in the controlling room for the bridge. *fear*

Dan’s son to Dan: ‘Dad why is my sister called rose?’ Dan: ‘Because your mother loves roses!’ Dans son: ‘Oh okay, thanks dad!’ Dan: ‘No problem triangles!’

Everyone: * Arrives within 5 minutes * Also Everyone: * Quick, think of something relatable *

“We’re not gonna kill anyone” *Makes bridge collapse*

Me: trying to be relaxed Dan: Shouting at me to be relaxed

“You don’t make a structure stronger just by adding more triangles”-said all architects watching this video

Hopefully this lady doesn't die... *Presses start* Bridge immediately collapses... Lady proceeds to drive right off the cliff

Dan: all I could think about whilst driving to the vets is to jump this dune buggy over the river Me: how did you not crash?

Dan: Lean back in your chair! Me: *leans back* I am one with the floor now.

“Why did the bridge die?” -Dan, 2020

Dan:"Lean back in your chair" Me:"Falls of the chair and realizes that my chair doesn't have a back

"Your the one wearing glasses! Are those goggles?" Oml lol

20:50 Dan: I don’t wanna think about triangles again! Me: But Dan... Your logo is made out of ALL TRIANGLES!

Nobody: Dan: TRIANGLE also Dan: *builds a "triangle" with 4 sides.*

Dan: "Do you feel relaxed?" Me: No I watched someone go crazy over this game

dan goes to engineering school. professor: dan, what is the best material to hold up bridges? Dan: Triangles here, Triangle there, Triangles everywhere and a bit of spring

Recently one of my family members have passed, and Im really glad Dan is there to keep me happy

This video should just be titled “Dan plays with triangles”

Dan: “this game is going to be so nice and relaxing” Dan now: i should not have said that,I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT.”

this is how many drivers dan has killed in his career of building bridges 👇

Dan was legit my childhood good to see his vids are doing great

The game: Are you going to add triangles? Dan: Yes please! The game: ok, how many? Dan: Yes please!

Engineer: How are you going to make the bridge? Dan: Triangles

Dan: Relax in your chair! Just lean back! Me, sitting on my bed: *Challenge Accepted!*

3:34 what a flat lander sees when a 3D object enters their dimension

Dan: uploads Bots: “It’s free real estate”

Dan: HOW IS IT BREAKING Poly bridge experts: JUST PUT SPRINGS

DanTDM back in the day. I remember the 1 million subscriber special, that was so long ago

Dan: sit back and relax Also dan: WHy IS THISS SO H A R D iTS SUPPOSE TO BE r E l A X I N G Me: being relaxed

I love how the lady just flops into the water.

Dan: We’ll call her Karen Me: an intellectual so she’s going to call the manager for really bad brigde building

Dan: This bridge is not functional Also Dan: We need more triangles

Love every single one of these videos keep up the good work!!

Probably best you weren't an architect 😬😂

Dan- We are going to name her- Me- KAREN Dan- Karen. Me- :0

Dan: got an injury Also Dan: TRIANGLE!

“Lean back on your chair” I’m on the toilet.

Other youtubers: Alright so we need steel to support the structure... Dan: *t r i a n g l e s* *a n d* *s p r i n g s*

A moment of silence for everyone crossing a bridge while watching this

The answer to life, universe, and everything: 42 The answer to poly bridge: *Triangles*

Dan : "I don't want to think about triangles again" Me : what about pizza

dan: "ARE YOU RELAXED." as he said screaming.

Dan: Are you relaxed yet?! Also Dan: Lean back in your chair 7:53 Me: Watching this while standing up Also Me: Does it anyways We both know what happened after that

i love that game play it all the time

15:42 OOOHH SOLDER BOI I TELL EM

Dantdm: "try to relax" Me: *tries to relax* Dantdm: "ARE YOU RELAXED!!!" Me: *almost has a heart attack*

"Let's not kill anyone" 10.77 seconds later Oof

17:59 i love this face

7:53 can says lean back in your chair me lyin on my bed * that is not possible *

Dan: lets just listen to da music and be calm Me: listening to da music and laying down in my bed Dan: *ArE YOu cAlm YeT*

Dan: let’s call her Karen Dan: Karen is going to help us Me: IMPOSSIBLE

i love how when dan screams BOI the car lands and shoves the front of the bridge into the water (disrespectfully) and walks off with shades i could see it all in my head

Bro keep doing this it make people happy and me so keep doing what u are doing don’t let no one stop u man

Dan 2020: "triangles fix everything"

When Dan said “piston” Who else got those Minecraft vibes... Cuz I did

0:16 Boat destroys bridge

The way the car put all its efforts to make the big jump when Dan didn’t even build the bridge yet😂😂😂

Vet: So what’s your dog’s name? Dan: Bridges Ellie:

Dan: lets kick back,chill out,and build some bridges and hopefully not kill everyone. (a few seconds later) 1:13

Hey Dan, just in case you do a part 2 I thought it would be good for you to know that a lot of your bridges would have worked better had you done a more steady incline/curve on your bridges with the roads. Often times there would be a bump, so when the car drives over that bump a lot of momentum and pressure is focused into that one point and causes something to snap, and then a chain reaction. Great video by the way!

bridge builders: building a bridge is a hard and difficult tas- danTDM: TRIANGLES

Vet: so, how can I help you today? Dan: bridge.... Vet: excuse me..? Dan: help me... build a bridge.... Vet: >_>????

Just saying Dan the bridge has to be symmetrical and the triangles have to the same size so that’s why it keeps falling down.

dan: can i go back to when these things* didn't exist? me: *they always have existed* *hydraulics

Dan: We're gonna call her karen Me: *yeah my mom is probably gonna die 10-100 times...*

Dan the whole video: TRIANGLES, I NEED MORE TRIANGLES!

Everyone else’s bridges: have some triangles. Dan’s bridges: a bunch of triangles plus more.

hi dan im back watcing you i started watching you when you had 100k subs and youve grown so far congrats on all the hard work youve donekeep making people smile

Dan : listen don’t you feel relaxed Me : I can’t even hear the music

Dan: LEAN BACK! Me:*leans back and falls downstairs*

Crongrats to Dan. He got to play his dream game about building bridges

Dan:lay back in your chiar Me:I'm not on a chair

Lets not give Dan the power to build bridges, he's gonna kill everyone.

Dan: This game is going to be relaxing. Also Dan: •Puts a square instead of a triangle•

Dantdm playing a absurd game. This is a perfect match up

dan:my brain hurts me:when i play vr it hurts

Dan: "Are you relaxed yet" Me actually leaning back on my chair