I Am Lord of the Fallen 

about time we see another game where Asmon ignores 99% of the text, tooltips, unique mechanics and blames the game for being shit cause dodge + heavy attacks ain't working

This man will do anything to avoid playing BALDur's Gate.

I say it every time, and every time it happens. If he can't brute force his way through a game then he is going to complain. He doesn't care about actually giving a game his time and always half-asses it.. doesn't read, care to learn mechanics or do anything other than press the attack button. If he can't do that, it's "bad design" and he goes straight into his whining loop. Repeating "I just don't know.." and "I just can't.." over and over again like a 6 year old. For someone who always claims to be rational and who comes across as intelligent about most things, when it comes to games it's like his brain doesn't work or something. That's the one thing that makes me think he HAS to be doing this on purpose for engagement, but even if that's true, it's insufferable to listen to him whine his way through any game that doesn't let him just blast through it; and then holds *_HIS_* skill issue against the games he's playing like it's not his own fault for being a lazy and stubborn gamer. It happens every time, like I said.. and it's never going to change. He just doesn't want to give his time and energy to genuinely learning the games he plays on stream in a comprehensive way because he seems to feel like if he stops to read something or do anything "boring" for even a couple seconds, people will stop watching? He has said playing games on stream stresses him out and prefers to actually learn things off stream, but that still doesn't really excuse the inevitable whining and malding that WILL occur at some point when he plays any game that has some difficulty to it. I love Asmon and have watched him consistently for over 9 years now, and he's always been this way since the first day he picked up Dark Souls: Remastered all those years ago.. and people still act surprised when the same thing happens, almost like it's scripted, and after so long.. it just gets grating to listen to. I guess that's half of the reason most of us even watch, though.. let's be honest. Sorry for the unhinged length...

Asmongold: Most people are stupid! Also Asmongold:

Bro watching you ignore the umbral parasite on that huge boss over and over again about had me screaming at the screen.

The game becomes easier if you just learn what the lantern can do and use it. You can soul siphon the parasite off of the congregator of flesh to weaken him. You can soul flay difficult mobs off of cliffs, or alternatively just use it to get a free stun, and this sometimes even works on bosses. On the hushed night there are soul nodes scattered everywhere that you can soul siphon to knock the boss of his horse and stun him. I don’t know what else to say but the game is more fun when you are using all the mechanics given to you. It’s like you’re playing Mario Bros but choosing to ignore all the mushroom and fire flower power ups.

Lord of hair fallen 🤌

Its like watching a toddler😂💀

Why does this man always just run through the game bashing his head into it instead of trying to learn the mechanics and using the systems built into it. Literally goes 100 mph through every game

Dude ignores everything including a big obvious elevator and yet says the level is shit like what. He even forgot to get rid of the wisp think buffing the flesh boss, which gives it like 25% damage reduction.

I think it is very telling that he may have complained about LoP, but he played it through. He praised telegraphed attacks etc. But is considering dropping this game which has all of those things he said he wanted. I think he doesnt know what he likes.

the way he's running through the game like manic without even checking his surroundings makes me dizzy

I just feel so bad he'll never get to truly experience all this game has to offer because "heavy attack, face tank" doesn't work. Does he even know the hub has vendors? It took me very little time to find super OP weapons/throwables from the Pilgrims Key areas while running for my life. One-handing and two-handing a weapon has very different animations/combos and from what I've seen, dual wielding is NOT the way to start out... Unless its smaller weapons.

It has to be for show, no way he is that stubborn, just stand there throwing heavy attacks while a meter for his death slowly builds.... he has to be fking with us during dumb stuff like that... Otherwise im led to believe that he really bases his idea of a good game on: will it allow me to simply use heavy attacks from big swords and not pay attention to anything else? Yes-good game, No-shit game.....lol

I always love the speech that starts with "Gentlemen..."

At this point, I enjoy his reaction takes more than his gaming videos, even if I disagree with his takes at times. His refusal to actually pay attention to mechanics and stubborn approach to these kinda games makes it hard to watch. He'd probably be easier to watch if he played games that he probably will never play, e.g. Baldur's Gate 3.

1:58:20 It took me up to this point to figure out that the 'ahm-bar-uhl' Asmon is referring to, is actually just the word UMBRAL

"Yes he is bitching cuz he's bad, and he's trying to play like his Whinecraft human titan grip fury warrior, that dual wields greatswords." my friend whos actually good at the game

Specs zero points into health and then says "controls are finicky, and if you get hit, you insta die...". L2P.

I love his tears. Even better then Sekiro. "I MAX STR I SMAT. I PALY DURKSOULS THES WAY"

It's so annoying when a lot of his issues come from not using a controller and he just continues to sit in his problems instead of switching to controller.

i don't think this game is as hard as asmon is making it look. i use that huge hammer 100% and the lantern is a god send. the parry system imo is great and i spend more time in umbrel then anything else, i love the vibe of that place and its easy to farm vigor. he makes it look way harder for sure. i love this game so far.

POV you’re gaming for the first time

Can’t tell if asmon is legitimately stupid or playing a character. Of course you’re going to hate a game if you don’t learn how to play it. Edit: “I refuse to change or adapt to the world. If my life experience sucks because of that it’s the world’s fault not mine.”

I love the absolute confidence you always start these games with. Almost as excellent as Watching it give way to rage over time.

why you quit if you cant unga bunga your way through? try not putting everything into strength, you have no vitality.

he is the lord of the fallen hair

Light attack was used for a grand total of zero times...

I haven't meet a SINGLE person in my real like that dislikes this game. Every person that I know that has played it absolutely loves it. And they are all *HUGE* souls fans.

So one thing I noticed is that they intentionally did with this game is to make you rely on your throwables/consumables javelins, grenades, etc. I noticed that most mobs and some boss mechanics were just too different for me to take on efficiently and effectively so I started throwing a couple javelins and man it helps out a ton

Lies of the Fallen, because it's not seamless co-op.

Casually humbled those pvp players 😂

The lock on system is F’ed

You DO NOT wanna lock on to that big BOSS, he will spin your camera like a record, he's super easy when you're not locked on to him

BOSSES ARE BETTER THAN LIES OF P?? ASMON IS MAD LMAO

Sometimes it feels like soundeffects are missing, so weird

People not understanding that the blood in this game is Unreal simulated physics liquid in real time, therefore they lowered the fps so you wouldn't complain about bad performance.

please upload all of these i love watching this brute-monkey play these games but i have a 9/5 in Eu no time to watch stream. 📿 📿

this game looks insane

Having a blast with the game so far. But damn those performance issues sure are noticeable. Makes me appreciate fromsoft's souls games even more. But i guess it's not fair comparing this game to fromsoft's decade of experience. i gotta give props to lords of the fallen's devs tho. They did a great job for their first (or second?) soulslike game.

Lord of the Balden

This game is easy compared to other Souls games, really good though. Real shame Asmon didn't make it far enough to see the best weapons, mechanics, etc. Blamed the game even though he completely ignored the mechanics. Rushed through it and seemed like he didn't want to play it, just doing it to get it over with.

Soulflaying obviously didnt work in his game. Im no expert at it, but that satisfying feeling as you drag one of those spikey headed bastards souls out over the edge and just watch them drop to their doom is great.

This new Darksouls II DLC was so unexpected!

Any timestamps for Malding content?

I am currently playing lords of the fallen and it is a good game not too hard but challenging…It is really frustrating where npc is so op in a narrow path or cave where we are restricted on moments so it’s very tricky. I did not like this asmon gameplay because he just keep ignoring mobs and items as well as not reading the instructions or burning out the npc dialogues.

Ah yes the classical Asmongold plays a souls-like for the first time without attempting to understand the game mechanics. Literally unwatchable.

Who would guess dual wielding great swords is awkward.

Thats a tutorial like how to not play games. Brutforcing, refusing to learn, losing to height like a little bitсh

MaldingGold bringing his a rage 😂

Sound design is pretty unimpressive and animations look floaty af. Also am i crazy or did the spells and special effects look much better in the trailers??

This game is just alright imo, feels heavily inspired by DS2, I guess they thought they could do a better job, and they did imo, but they also took some of the stupid bs from DS2 and doubled down on it, which was a pretty stupid decision imo. Got this on PS5 and honestly it’s not worth the $70 with the constant frame rate drops (playing on performance mode). I’d suggest buying this when it goes on sale if they don’t fix the performance issues.

Lookin extra Zesty this morning my guy.

Game looks a bit rough, everything looks grey washed. Level design seems limited on space but the movement is extreme so your always rolling into walls or lunging off ledges. Weapons are simple and the combos seem super basic and un inspired. Also the mobs seem like they are always spamming some sort of ranged attacks that are more annoying than they are challenging. The art direction and design looks really good at times. In all seems like a game that had a good idea, good art direction but the gameplay execution is terrible.

Lords of the Fallen is pretty enjoyable game and i recommend it

The movement in this game seems fluid AF, though. The fighting too. Even though it might look weird sometime with the floating, it at least flows.

*The Hairs of the Fallen*

There’s a reason it’s called lords of the FALLEN

i want to romance that first kayle boss so hard omg

I'm disappointed that he didn't find the crimson director sword..

Not quite clear why he chooses strength.

Too bad the sound effects aren't great. That sword he's using sounds the same no matter what he hits

I really like this game. It's the only souls like that is not dark souls or elden ring that I enjoy. Too bad it was not more popular

Your number one enemy is falling off the edge lol

The crazy part is you made it more difficult on yourself you should of used the lamp and extracted the little creature that was giving him more health pool after that he takes way more damage

27:25 "My owners ring" Lmao wtff

Assmouth quits another title that's isn't Fromsoft. I wish Fromsoft would say during a interview "We actually hate that guy.. always licking our asses, despite us ignoring him"

11:00 He sounds liek the Dremora in The Elder Scrolls

No way he beat Pieta first try, took me like an hour and I beat DS3 100x faster than him, I need to rope now

he cant stagger everything so game bad

and then he rage quits the game lmao

Whoa there. What about Cyberpunk?

this game is made by fans of ds2, easy not interesting boses, BUT 1000 enemies on a small areas, game punish you for the try to play the game, I hate the game with all my heart, this game was one of those which are easy to quit like ds2. zero fun, zero positive emotions. Best game for DS2 community

Asmongold finishes the first boss after playing 43 minutes? I've been playing for almost 4 hours and I haven't beaten her yet... GG

please clean your house asmon. that shit aint healthy bro

The gameplay doesn't look very smooth to me. Looks like the controls are jerky. Not enough frames in the animations or something.

I swear, it took me almost 10x more time for me to get where he was at the end of the video. Lol I'm absolutely loving this game.

how the fuck is it acceptable for lies of p to both run and look better so fucking disappointed but hey devs gotta sprinkle particles everywhere

Everyone missed the blacksmith 😂😂 The devs doesn’t want to upgrade your weapon because the game too easy 😅

It looks like you just slide across the floor when you attack and your dodges would put pro athletes to shame with that distance covered.

The music at 46-47 min soothes my soul man

Someone got spoiled rotten by elden ring . Every souls game has boss run backs.

Bout fuckin time let's fuckin go!!! 😤🙌

It’s really annoying how you can dodge Pieta and still get hit by her backswing

Lord of the body types. ACK!

Elden Ring with a pseudo-religious twist. Love it

The game is disgustingly difficult in all the wrong ways. Gank squads, cracked out ai that attack the instant they see you no hesitation, never struggled so hard and I’ve beaten every soulsborne several times, the basic enemies are harder than the bosses

Yeah I think lies of P is better because lotf doesn’t save data sometimes

so the game is pretty much linear, its not like you have an intersection. the layer feels gimmicky

No clue how people are still not realizing the "noob" is part of his internet persona. You really think he can learn to beat Brelshaza but can't learn how to use lantern here ?

The run backs in this game kill it for me every single time.

Play w the modifiers please

We need more Cyberpunk

your playing in PC right? how is the performance man? because some said the game is unplayable in pc

Lord of the Frame Drops

Another episode of the adventures of DarkSydeGold.

Asmongold when are you playin dragon dogma 1 u said after cyberpunk stream u gonna play

In any case, the game has considerable weaknesses. It is no longer in keeping with the times that every weapon of the same type has exactly the same moveset. Builds hardly offer any variety. The menu navigation is also totally outdated. The camera and targeting often go haywire. These are all features that would have fit better in 2015-2016 and not 2023.

where is the next cyberpunk upload and YES im a youtube 🐸

Ready to see some ass gamer play a new Souls game, let's go.