i am never playing the casino heist again... 

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They aren't talking because they are roleplaying as their online character

Good old times when you had to wait 1 hour for the random guy to hack the Fleeca bank

"Never complete heists with random people" Me, with no friends: ok, i guess Ill just...rob another corner store...

Randoms in this game are either 5 year olds who just picked up a controller for the first time or absolute gods that will carry us through the entire mission, there is literally no in between

*Meanwhile, playing the prison break* *pilot crashes* *demolitions afk* *prison officer dies*

sometimes randoms are absolute chads though i played big con with a random lvl 20 guy and we managed to sneak in and out easily

U know what hurts? Waiting an hour to get people on ur heist then right as u pull up to the place one of the player quit

3:19: *flawlessly swipes both keycards with pristine precision* Lester: “Are you seriously screwing this up?”

The velum was destroyed

This is 10x more entertaining then watching successful heists

5:46 TGG: how do u feel about this level 13 Other guy: not sure to be honest Level 13: turns to level 14

Doing heist with randoms: You wait, and wait and again wait more to find some ppl to do heist. Then you find some ppl and wait heist starting. Finally heist starts, you play 2mins and somebody dies. Mission fails aaaaaand everybody leaves.....

It’s not the lack of communication that’s the problem, if you find decent randoms who read the what’s on the screen and listen to Lester then it’s easy.

Plot twist: they had a party that you weren’t in

“Can’t believe you did that without talking “ best part

**Literally cleared out the prison on prison break** and then "the velum was destroyed"

Does anyone else have problems with randomly being spotted in the casino finale heist?

4:04 What everyone says about the GTA Online Protagonist.

Me: *a person who loved the heists in story mode* *sees this* Me: "Well, my dreams are crushed, I have no friends to do heists with"

What's funny is that randoms that always die in heist are usually the ones to request like 30% of the cut or more lol

Can’t believe I actually did this with a random I later found out he was like 8 😂

“Holy shit you actually did that without talking” 🤣 maybe they were in their own voice chat? Oblivious to you talking.

*Swiping keycards* TGG: Eeehy, that was good! Lester: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SCREWING THIS UP?!?!?!?

5:40 "how do you feel about this lvl 13?" "ahh not goo-" *lvl 13 becomes lvl 14* giga brain move by lvl 14

GTA v’s community is the most braindead of all It’s really rare to find a smart human being with common sense in it

This is why I never play heists, almost no one has mics, I barely have friends, and if I do have friends that have mics, most of them don’t really play gta anymore.

Yh I always felt that they need to be a bit more forgiving with the lives when your playing with randoms

Mission Failed, One of the guards were alerted - Humane Labs Deliver EMP

This why I don’t do heists, I don’t have any friends and I refuse to do heists with randoms cause that’s just a headache every time

Imagine a world where you can do heists alone with 3 AI partners, like history heist. It would be so easy and if some player left the session they will be replaced for an AI.

"I JUST USED THE SNACKS!"

3:19 Lester's "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SCREWING THIS UP?!" would have been just perfect if they legit fucked up

Okay now let’s do the humane raids lab and Deliver the EMP 😂

I’m mostly a solo player but my god, heists were the most infuriating thing ever to be made with randoms / friends that don’t listen

There's a couple different creatures when you do heists with randoms the clueless one, the ultimate god that just carries everyone, the rager, the chill one that just plays the game, and the 3 year old. lmk if I missed any lol

I like how I did this heist like 5 times, with my friend, duo, and we did it better than a 4 man team made out of strangers lol

1:43 “We haven’t even made it into the casino yet dude” LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

At around 10:53, that dude parachuting in like a boss had me in stitches. I had to replay that landing several times 😂😂😂😂

*Finally done with Prison Break after a hell lot of tries and waiting, just need to fly off in the distant* *Teammate leaves*

I was doing the set up missions for the prison break heist with random and there was this level 1000 who kept dying and screwing up. must've been a modded account

Your reactions at 10:00 with the realisation you’re being kicked back to the the checkpoint, was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

I’m the rare random that shows up in heists and is the team player.

This is what the rest of us have to deal with. I could do all the heists on my own given enough time.

one time i was doing big con with randoms and they chose roof escape than when we got to the roof a guy that was rank 120 didnt know how to open a parachute i was screaming in the mic he needed to press X but he didnt in that moment i just lost some of my brain ceels

This was so painful to watch

These heists are easy asf. You just need one person you can talk to. Never ever EVER do heists with randoms. That’s asking for trouble. I hate randoms so bad.

TGG: im never doing that again R*: releases new heist TGG: ah shit, here we go again

I had this exact same experience it took me 9 hours to do the setups since I got the arcade from amazon prime (the one in Palermo bay) and then another 9 hours to get only 600k from the heist

I've made millions out of this heist rn Most important rule: don't play silent and sneaky

Rockstar has the perfect solution for everyone Buy a 🦈Megalodon 💳

I even forget that GTA has voice chat. Always leave it disabled because it's only some random kid screaming in the lobby lmao

It hurts when some random ask for a bigger cut when they didn’t help with the setup are prep and they die 20 times

I'd never start hiest with random < 40 lvl, it's just a waste of time. As example i have played prison break with 18 lvl guy on prison guard. He died 8 times

Never do heists with randoms. Even the Casino heist in Aggressive approach(which is the easiest) randoms will die, they never listen. Doing the Big Con and Silent and sneaky with randoms will give you a stroke. The heists are easy but gta online players have a combined IQ of under 10, that's why they are always in freemode screaming for someone to give them money, or have their music all the way up.

does anyone has the problem were players go freakn AFK in survival modes?

This was one of the main reason I stopped playing co op in games and teams in MW many years ago. Thanks to the discord I’m slowly finding people to play with.

Playing with randoms can be good or terrible, made many friends while playing with randoms. But when it takes you over 20 times FOR A SETUP, then you give up.

Hehe yeah. I did the same thing. Only randos and this one guy just kept dying so I started to bark at him in the mic a bit to make him get his shit together then I heard the scratches of a mic and a squeaky voice saying "Sorry, I'm only 8". Fuck me I swore like a drunk bum to a little kid. :/

The only casino heist you can do with strangers is the loud option where you enter through the sewers

I gave up on trying to do the doomsday heist for the same reason. Kept getting stuck with shitty randos that would either fuck everything up or quit on me

I tried doing silent and sneaky with randoms and ended up getting paid like 100k. Don’t play with randoms.

I lost my shit when the random died from the gas 🤣 Also, the Gruppe Sechs approach in the big con is the best.

>robbing a casino >sees nerve gas coming out of everywhere >goes looting >tries to escape >fucking dies at the last meter

I am no good at heists either since I have just recently started this game. The minimum thing I do is not shoot randomly. I always ask guys who start heists "how many times have you done it" or "what's next". I follow the lead mostly since most of the time I have no idea what to do for most of them.

I remember doing the very last heist of the "Doomsday heist", on hard, with randoms, it took me f*cking 6 hours.

It feels so good to be a nice person and a competent teammate in gta online. I try my best to help no matter what my cut is. I just wish the rest of the community could be like this.

Everytime its a noob,leaver and a troll when you play with strangers

Ok, that headshot while you were sneaking in for a knife was priceless

tbh.. I actually done it first attempt with randoms I got so lucky lol they were absolute GODS no one died

I spend more time joining through casino quick job loading screen than actually playing the game. I often stop playing gta online because of the loading screen.

"i just used the snacks!!!" me every time

I actually pulled off this heist for first time just today. It was just me and one other random person with no mics, we did the aggressive style and we did it in the first on try.

I dont know why but seeing someone else struggle with this is so entertaining. Do more of these videos😂

This video is a perfect example on why I will never do this heist ever again. It is one of the biggest rip off IF NOT THE biggest rip off in the game.

That happens to me with randoms. They shoot cameras every time I go roof terrace or helipad

You need to do that more often. That was hilarious. Fortunately, I have had good luck with the casino heist. The original heist however, reminded me of this

Dude was like “oh boy here I go carrying again!”

well, I have had a lot of success doing it with only 1 other person (a random). Just joined a heist and we finished it stealth. I just followed the guy and only killed when he did, so there was no alarm

I'm impressed that you got this far I didn't even make it past the heist setup when playing with strangers

I was doing the silent and sneaky one and at the metal detector part other people would run straight in and it would say i alerted the guard

Eagerly waiting for Part - III of this "Never with randoms again.." Series! 😂😂😂😂

funnier thing: the enemies in the casino uses the marine dialogue like "dieeeee" and the alarm is from the fort zancudo alarm lol

Tgg: Why can’t he scoop it up Rockstar: ........... HERE IT IS

Take rest for few days dude..You are seriously injured! 😂😂😂 Btw, Thanks for entertaining us at your cost! 😂😂

0:20 Everything is fine nothing special to see

“Why are we going out the main entera de this wasn’t the plan holy fuck holy fuck” This was the thought process I pictured Michael having on the prologue of story mode 😂

This is like trying to play chess with a donkey

Man I fucking tried the sneaky way it's actually so difficult

Dear random, You can afford a ps4/xbox. You have bought the game gta V. You also bought ps+ membership to be able to play online with people. You join a heist as a random guy then not have a mic to talk to people. Please explain it to me.

10:50 when you looked back and saw how the other guy landed from the parachute, then how the other guy looked like he completely missed the building I knew you were destined to fail that heist 😂😂😂

I remember playing the heist as bugsters with a random, without a mic and we completed the whole mission from the first try, we both know what we were doing and choose the right routes. I miss this sir I hope we play again :(

I did this with 3 people, no mics, and undetected also we went out through the sewer, we all did....

This has been the idea ive followed since the Pac Standard days. NEVER QUEUE FOR HEISTS WITH RANDOMS. PERIOD. It'll one, ruin your experience in gta, making you feel like everything is unobtainable and impossible. & 2 You'll almost NEVER complete one. If you do, you got extremely lucky, and likely matched with other competent people (which in GTA, lets admit it, is so freakin rare.)

>You start a heist lobby >wait 399 hours for 3 ppl that dont leave instantly >session started >you choosed an outfit and left the house >random lvl 386 dude leaves because why not >u wait 2843240 years untill you get back to your house >you started another lobby >you did the mission in half and nobody left yet > lvl 14 noob alerted the guards >heist setup failed >quick restart >lvl 14 messed up again >restart >he leaves. that's pretty much about it. Im stuck at Humane Labs set up EMP for over a week. Thank you doomsday heist for the need of at least 2 players

That gun glitch where he had the different gun is a glitch that seemingly happens to me 50% of the time when doing the heist and you get given all possible guns that you could have chosen from all of the different gunmen.

I was playing a heist this week and as we were about to complete it this dude left

My last 3 brain cells are the 3 people I squad up with in any heist.

I feel your pain. I just got a PS4 finally, and I haven't done either the casino or the doomsday heist cause I don't know what I'm doing and my mic is broken. I have however been trying to do the all in a row challenge on the regular heists, and I gotta say, it's been a nightmare. Just getting people to join is a challenge, and when I do get it going...these people are ridiculously difficult to say the least. I'm still on the humane heist and have been for over a week now. I've done these frontwards and backwards over the years and I have never had this much trouble.

"So what do you think about this lvl 13" "not sure to be honest" the lvl 13: *randomly turns in to a lvl14