Sadly the British and French who you are calling canadians were definitely evil to the native people. I'm Canadian and part indigenous Canadian so I have both perspectives
Please tell me that this will continued next Christmas. With Santa coming back with a militant group of elves and well armed yetis. Cause you know... "Santa ain't no bitch"
The heck? Lol. This one played out like a Christmas fever dream. I lived many years in Detroit and I’ll tell ya, I’ve been on to the Canadians for a long time. They’re always up to something. They can’t distract me with their round bacon and superior beer.
Author has MAJOR issues with the Canadians- like “Tim Hortons forgot my maple doughnut AGAIN” type issues… This is just what I needed after today- a good- slightly f’ed up- giggle.
as a Canadian this one hurt. guess the jig is up and the elf's out of the bag now! Best Christmas story by the best narrator! still can't stop laughing with this one! Cheers to the author, LH and all their supporters. Merry Christmas!
Wait..... did Santa say Dr. Kondraki ?!?!?! THE SCP FOUNDATION CAPTURED SANTA?!?! I hope Santa has been ranked as a Keter level anomaly because after being "interrogated" by personnel, Santa deserves to be a level bad arse.
@@MFO86 what can I say? I'm a Jack Bright fan. Every time I see something on things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do, I pull up the wiki and cross reference the SCPs listed in the segment. But hearing that Kondraki was mentioned in this, I'm re reading to see which ones I might have missed dealing with ole Saint Nick.
@Rheaven_Trickster Lol I’ll be impressed if you find something, in this case though I actually just ended up referencing him by accident. Wrote a story about a year ago that was kind of a spoof on the foundation and had a character with a similar name but spelt differently. In this one I thought It would be fun to reuse the name and see if anyone picked up on it, this time though the real Dr Kondraki kind of just slipped my mind entirely lol, probably the eggnog... This isn’t supposed to imply the Canadians are working with the foundation or that they’re at all related or anything like that. Still it can stay in there as a neat little Easter egg.
OMG, I loved it!!! I laughed through the whole thing, I know my husband was looking at me like I was crazy LOL... Thank you for the fantastic Christmas story... Merry Christmas to you, your family, and everyone else who reads this...
Thanks and Merry Christmas to you too :) I was also laughing all the way through :) Santa as a hardened convict is such a great concept I never knew I wanted to hear a story about, making shanks,giving out a buck 50, stabbing His ops to death lol it could have been Christmas in Queens where I'm from with all that violence lol.
I f*cking lost it at the poem I do love the occasional comedy horror - IF it's done right And this is f*cking perfect 😂👍 Your narration was FLAWLESS (as usual), I loved the voices SO. MUCH. omg it made the story even better!
Damn I bout rolled off the couch laughing at this story best line ever ... Oh he definitely Wants Meth .. my neighbors must of found a way into the story. Damn Canadians LMFAO.. Santa ain't no Bitch!!! Well done dear writer and of course story teller
Wow Stephen, Those voices you did were so different for you! You have such a talent for this :) I loved this weird Crazy Story, it reminded me that I have to see that Mel Gibson Santa movie that I saw the Trailer for so many times :) one of the weirdest unknown by most Santa movies came out about 5 years ago with Kurt Russell playing Santa, This story should be made into either a Half hour or hour long animated special or a Full movie with lighthouse doing all of the Elf voices :) Edit: How could I forget, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Night/Morning :) and L.H thanks again for all of your hard work, and he's to even more amazing stories this year,hopefully you get back into writing some yourself again :) P.s to the author, You dropped a real Gem on us with this one.
Stephen the voices are ALL so INCREDIBLE! This story is a lot of FUN filled scary story. Sawyerrhesadist the story you wrote is awesome the way you blended the lore or Christmas with your own spin with the Creepmas! I love it this combo of your story with Stephen & teams mad skillz that vividly bring this story to life! IMPRESSIVE! 👍😁👊😎🎄🎉⛄🎅🎁
OMG, their filming the Cola adds! 🤣 Also I love your videos, your one of my favorite narrators, you really help to paint a picture when you read. keep it up!
Merry Christmas🎄🎁🎉🎅 Stephen & Lighthouse Horror team! I haven't even heard the story but I am as I'm typing & thank you for this gift 🎁 of a story! Your work is out of this world! 😁👍😎
A perfect night to catch the lighthouse! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS ! Got my old phone to work AND a GREAT Santa story!! Thank you for the great work even today., and for the BEST end to a Christmas ( least for me) in a long time!! Hope you get to enjoy the season some yourself as you make it better for so many others
I have said it before and will say it again, I love Christmas stories. It is even better when the Christmas story includes Santa. This was an absolute blast to listen to, and I absolutely loved the little bit towards the end that was almost like reading aloud The Night Before Christmas. I was so enraptured and excited, especially after the phrase "Santa ain't no bitch" was said, and I just found myself unable to keep myself away from listening to it over and over again so I could laugh harder each time. I had a blast with this story, oddly none of the flavors were bad - I mean it was a little hard to handle Gleamy(sp?) and his voice... Just... It was a wonderful experience! Thank you so much for this epic listen, hope you have a wonderful time!
@@sawyerdel-montague171 No problem! I really do find enjoyment in specific storytelling lines, and you just happen to make something that can be both enjoyable in written and narrated form. :3
Merry Christmas Stephen! Santa being controlled for over a century is a very believable reason to why Christmas Spirit has been waning recently. Maybe when he's done showing those Canucks what for, he can get the season back on track. 👣 🎅
They need to make this one into a movie. Lol. Omg. LMAO !!!! Did not want this one to end !! Saw a different side of Santa. 😂 🤣😆😉😏. Hope you had a very Merry Christmas !!!!🎁
I was in the middle of drinking something when the elf said all that one dude wanted was a bag of crystal meth. I literally shot the drink out of my nose laughing so hard.
wowsa!!! ;) best xmas gift eva, for this momma who’s regally taken her first year off of all the winter holidays and still got snow of all things…. merry & happy-warm fuzzies-to you and yours!!! thanks for the giggles mr & to each of those keeping you up too! :)
I admit, i haven't read EVERY single 1 of theses comments. But it looks like EVERY single 1 was full of the Christmas spirit, with only good to say about this tale. And boy, it deserves EVERY single 1 of them. No idea why ive waited so long to immerse myself in this (much too) short bit of holiday joy. But all good things come to she who waited. Thank You
🎄🎄 MERRY ⛄⛄ CHRISTMAS AND 😊 THANKS 🍬🍭 FOR A GREAT STORY. THE VOICES 🕯️🕯️🕯️ WERE AWSOME. GREAT TREAT TO HEAR . THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS TONIGHT. BLESSED BE.
I laughed so much listening to this that I had to immediately listen to it again because of the parts I missed! This is just classic! I am keeping this to re-listen to and share with others! Thank you so very much for this unique dose of holiday cheer!
First, I'm thinking: "How am I going to be creeped out when you start with that keyboard playing cat?", then you start with the voices. Fun story, twisted. Santa deserves vengeance!
This was hilarious! So good I listened twice in a row. Lighthouse my friend you have had me addicted to your storytelling for a year now! You have NEVER let me down!
I rolled my eyes as soon as I heard the name "Sawyer". Tom Sawyer is his last hope? Give up now, Santa. Edit: I told you it was stupid to trust that kid.
