I Am The World's Worst Killer - Bitlife

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Anyone can throw a toaster in a bathtub...my calling card is the atomic wedgie of death.
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20 июн 2019

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@thewrongsideofnaplesflorid9907 4 года назад

"All of his family randomly died making breakfast in the tub"

@clairej.9479 3 года назад

It’s simple they stole my idea for breakfast in bath

@ZZDoesStuffYT 27 дней назад

@@clairej.9479 tsk tsk tsk,

@aimbot_aang7110 4 года назад

"I just want to live an honest life!" Says CaptainSauce after escaping jail and killing his parents

@manaalmoosa7977 3 года назад

That statement would sound so wrong if it wasn't on a Bitlife video

@hrn8935 3 года назад

Nice

@aninstrument2803 2 года назад

"I just want to live a quiet life" *Has a stand that has something to do with explosions*

@Adi_The_Gamer4158 9 месяцев назад

Parent*

@MidnightDStroyer 2 месяца назад

Hey, if you're going to *intentionally* become a criminal you should first be honest with yourself by not denying that you'll be breaking laws.

@kitty_kath 4 года назад

The court *definately* understands lifespans! *24115 years of prison...*

@venomsnek1857 3 года назад

Yes i *definately* understood the slur of a comment you posted

@hopepapernacky 3 года назад

*Definitely

@lokeswarinithya289 3 года назад

One thing that they don’t understand is it’s your spellings

@ToastersToastToast 3 года назад

@@noodleee_ shut

@ToastersToastToast 3 года назад

@@hopepapernacky shut

@shlevloshive531 3 года назад

CaptainSause: *shoots a homeless person* the police force: "that'll be 24,000 years in the slammer"

@ThestickmanEmperor Год назад

Cap:I DID THEM A FAVOR police:I don't care

@wolvezbane261 5 лет назад

"Ugly girl with daddy issues... THIS IS PERFECT!" -CaptainSauce 2019

@Check_Mate_Bitch 4 года назад

Lol

@jeancreason2024 4 года назад

DOEboy06k read it as it happened

@hurricaneheehee2254 4 года назад

WAIT IT GO MR WEINER!

@itouchpeople 3 года назад

Lol

@Ineedmoreideas 3 года назад

That’s just meg griffin

@always_tired3371 5 лет назад

"I can't go to baby jail" Captainsauce -2019

@SasukeUchiha723 5 лет назад

is that a thing?

@always_tired3371 5 лет назад

@@SasukeUchiha723 no...kinda there's juvie

@ivboy3300 5 лет назад

Sasuke Uchiha i mean if you heard of Simpleflips...

@brittanypritchard7567 4 года назад

Well you cant

@natetheidiot4679 4 года назад

Social services

@demonfusiongamer7995 4 года назад

Captain Sauce: goes to jail for life because of attempted wedgie IRL: “... Seriously, woman?”

@stardrift4461 4 года назад

Make more vids man i used to watch them

@azorus8144 3 года назад

I once assaulted my sister by poking her finger and she pulled a homemade rocket launcher on me.

@zunnobia 3 года назад

@@azorus8144 dosent you’re sister think that’s a bit much(if not I’m sorry to hear that)

@shilohmerilan9858 3 года назад

@@zunnobia I think they meant in bitlife-

@katoneba 3 года назад

@@zunnobia haha r/wooosh go WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

@nicorozner7417 3 года назад

Captainsauce out of context: You attempted to pull your mother's underwear over her face! She attacked you with a grenade! She blew up your finger!

@MrYeest 5 лет назад

Thanos:Kills half the universe Captain Sauce:Hold my prison sentence.

@Jamesishappy 5 лет назад

That's a non-alcoholic prison sentence I hope!

@amandapanda5087 5 лет назад

@@Jamesishappy same

@jaydenmitchell8950 5 лет назад

Job interview tomorrow night at the end of the year of the day before the end of the year of the day after day I don't have the right way too long and the end of the year and the year to get my money and time consuming but it doesn't even work and I love you so much fun and I don't think I might be a little bit more of a sudden urge to go back to sleep now I have a great way to kill and eat kids

@thiccytalls 5 лет назад

Of course! A Sonic ad for cake batter transitions into a video about murderer named Tom Wiener

@saiunknown_2718 5 лет назад

an escapist named tom weiner

@thiccytalls 5 лет назад

@@saiunknown_2718 a legend named tom wiener

@kellylewis4681 3 года назад

I got a bit life ad :/

@LightPinkGamer5 Год назад

😂🤣😂 just like my mind

@shaundouglas690 3 года назад

"Hes supposed to move once" blatantly ignores the directions

@Check_Mate_Bitch 4 года назад

You electrocuted an “oof star” how does that make you feel?

@chessborger1256 5 лет назад

"I can't believe out of all that, the 24000 years of prison I was handed down, I died to a witch." -CaptainSauce 2019

@memereview30 5 лет назад

i got a lot of kills and i got 463501 years in prison

@twixbarsaredelightful 5 лет назад

Captain sauce: well I’m goin to jail see ya in 10 minutes *kills everyone in the world*

@realno1472 5 лет назад

Your profile picture 🤦‍♂️

@realno1472 5 лет назад

@@twixbarsaredelightful 🤦‍♂️

@Red1Driver 3 года назад

Me: Has never escaped from jail CaptainSauce: *Escapes on the first try in under 5 seconds*

@2Finnn322 2 года назад

What!

@Red1Driver 2 года назад

@@2Finnn322 I can confirm by now I have escaped multiple times

@DerpySnake 4 года назад

"I was born a female in Cardiff, United Kingdom" CaptainSauce: cANdIfF

@depressedgwyndolin 2 года назад

Well he's a canadian

@Djcedillo 5 лет назад

Cap: Assaulting people doesn’t kill them Also cap: *gets killed by a mug in the last episode *

@blanesim2011 5 лет назад

But he was assaulted by his sister what do you mean cap?

@Djcedillo 5 лет назад

CAPtain sauce

@Sty.jojo. 4 года назад

Certain sause yeetgod69

@jimmymoore1675 5 лет назад

Bijuu mike: struggles to get 1K Captain Sauce: 11K

@turtle8594 5 лет назад

Jimmy Moore I’ve had 30k

@insertsomethingfuni2617 5 лет назад

@@turtle8594 uh huh

@turtle8594 5 лет назад

Renegadefanatic 011 yup

@Arcxzal 5 лет назад

It might be a diferrence of versions, andriod doubles the sentence every time while if im not wrong ios version makes the sentence maybe 1 or 2 years higher each time

@insertsomethingfuni2617 5 лет назад

@@turtle8594 i believe that,yep,totally no doubt

@The_Asexual_Gamer_2 3 года назад

Cap:(slips plan B into breakfast) mom:dees guud eegs

@LordDingus69 2 года назад

Tf u saying

@Crystalizedcrystal 2 года назад

deez guud nutz

@pyr0clastic601 2 года назад

What

@spino650 4 года назад

once in BitLife, I refused to let someone cheat on me on a test in university. Then I made a mistake to tattle on them and the person got suspended. They took a picaxe and impaled me in the gut.

@sundownerofficial 2 года назад

Strategy impeccable

@timesnewroman2299 2 года назад

One time my enemy shoved a pole up my rump and I died.

@Phoenix-to7vl 5 лет назад

"We aren't going to assault anyone, because that doesn't kill them!" -CaptainSauce, 2019

@Mickey-ys8si 5 лет назад

Also CaptainSauce: *Tries to kill mother by Atomic Wedgie 5 times*

@blanesim2011 5 лет назад

@@Mickey-ys8si its 6 times he skiped one

@itzdreamiiemoonp2012 4 года назад

@NotKrypt 4 года назад

The Canadian Spirit

@sherifflasso 4 года назад

He should’ve assaulted his brother, the assaults are wild. I apparently licked someone’s tooth one time

@MissVendetta 5 лет назад

"My birthday is Nov 3. I am a Scorpio. My mother is Heidi. Father is unknown." Yep. There's my biography.

@brycetubegames8519 4 года назад

Call me daddy

@elizabethjensen3057 4 года назад

"ill see you in 10 minutes dad"

@EthHolb 4 года назад

Sauce: "I was born a female in Candiff, United Kingdom" Me: "Did he just call Cardiff "Candiff"? *(Rewinds Video)* He did! I'm going to make a comment about that."

@johnpaulkabalan631 4 года назад

Well you sort of are right mean

@MrGamer-dz4zf 4 года назад

i live in cardiff

@superracer0077 4 года назад

I live in Cardiff

@contentdeleted7159 3 года назад

Damn you beat me to it

@myhow9882 3 года назад

Eth

@burning.at.topolla 5 лет назад

"Ill have more siblings than i have ways to kill them!" -captainsauce 2019

@jamestherobloxlegend4472 3 года назад

...

@monsoon3220 3 года назад

Scary monsters

@luckygamermemberofvma7903 3 года назад

@@monsoon3220 that is the grates plan 😹

@monsoon3220 3 года назад

@@luckygamermemberofvma7903 mudada

@luckygamermemberofvma7903 3 года назад

@@monsoon3220 lol

@panodestroyer9658 5 лет назад

Imagine getting arrested by officer weiner😭

@aidenmuller21 4 года назад

This is the reason i watch captainsause

@animalcrossinggameralice1837 3 года назад

aiden m true

@The_Asexual_Gamer_2 3 года назад

That's a XXX title if I ever heard one

@jetproductions4084 3 года назад

Bigwe ner

@user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 года назад

the fact that its also a woman

@tiennenbajic5088 4 года назад

15:19 had me dying in front of my mom! 😂😂😂

@zombiereaperOnXbox 10 месяцев назад

It's weird to see how much this game has changed in 4 years lol

@jen9698 5 лет назад

I'm so happy you returned to this game. It's such a good platform for your humor. Also, it's more fun to watch you play than to play myself lol

@sonicanon2434 5 лет назад

I haven't seen anyone else end up with such a long prison sentence in this game before XD

@wheeln24-79 5 лет назад

Matt shae got up to a billion then the game broke. The sentence doubles every time they catch you. I guess it's kinda a glitch...

@Ilivepuppys 5 лет назад

@@wheeln24-79 no only on android they fixed it on iPhone. Sauce is on android so he could try it

@blanesim2011 5 лет назад

Not really its more of like if you go to jail it doubles the highest number there if you have 456 it doubles the 400 into 800

@owenmitchell5202 3 года назад

Have you ever seen Call me Kevin

@sonicanon2434 3 года назад

@FunnyLookingGarbage I'm not a He, I'm a She lol, I think you're the only one that noticed that I said Else

@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos 2 года назад

the prison guards always take two steps at a time

@llamasandpenguinsforever7325 4 года назад

Me: sees the 1% health Him: I NEED A CARRRRR!!!!!

@danag8003 5 лет назад

Sent back to prison for 714 years. Captain Sauce: See ya in10 minutes Holly crap, ive never gotten this many likes. THANKS

@Mr_furryy 5 лет назад

What ? You are friends with captainsause

@roglot8776 5 лет назад

Holly crap xD

@thedarkgacha4560 5 лет назад

@derosesan3674 5 лет назад

It’s actually 715 btw

@derosesan3674 5 лет назад

But funny

@joshuaponder9953 5 лет назад

i LOVE how his mom blew up his finger with a grenade and he gave her an atomic wedgie straight after (they dont do anything to the mom for blowing up his finger with a grenade but they put him in jail for a wedgie)

@margaretrose6178 3 года назад

Once a public defender actually helped me in Bit Life. I was surprised when it happened

@spacefalcon6900 3 года назад

I can proudly say that I've been in prison before, one day I stole 50 cents from a woman by accident (she dropped it and I picked it up) she took me to the police (stupid Karen) and the officer just put me in jail for 5 seconds and then I was out the face of that stupid Karen was priceless

@christopherdelacruz9728 5 лет назад

Cap, if you become a bitizen. you get access to more features. Like doing things at work or fame and such. You can also add custom people to show up in the game in the settings

@aliyahshanae 5 лет назад

You can add custom people without being a bitizen

@marcusholloway7728 5 лет назад

All you have to do is keep posting media posts and you get followers slowly, but it speeds up after about 5 minutes of repeating it

@Connor-jl9gq 5 лет назад

Kandif United Kingdom hu? *BRITISH ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*

@Nathan-fn3kd 4 года назад

Glad someone noticed the great place of Kandif

@gamergod6287 3 года назад

Me: (clicks this vid) Also me: (gets ad on bitlife) Me again: *looks behind me for whichever ad selector is stalking me*

@blake_playzgachaandmore4063 4 года назад

Sauce: And try to get a mother that doesn’t have random tinder dates Game: you don’t have a mom Sauce: ._.

@dr.maynard1962 3 года назад

And gacha suckks

@claireglover1391 2 года назад

@@dr.maynard1962 opinions and also go away they’re was no point on saying that and also you misspelt sucks see 🙃

@dr.maynard1962 2 года назад

@@claireglover1391 no

@NaeFrog 5 лет назад

You should try to be the richest next episode Like for him to see

@christheking6902 3 года назад

@Elmo I didn't know u curse

@christheking6902 3 года назад

Owen Elmo is right though never beg

@cindybrittain5461 5 лет назад

0 views and 410 likes and 205 comments RU-vid had to much vodka

@Ty-ru4rp 5 лет назад

Yeah mother RU-vid's drunk again...😂😂😂😂😂

@stonefoxx0277 5 лет назад

Someone spiked his demonetization juice.

@hatgirl9992 5 лет назад

Wut is vidka?

@stonefoxx0277 5 лет назад

@@hatgirl9992 A type of alcohol that can get you really REALLY drunk...I was told it originated in Russia

@hatgirl9992 5 лет назад

@@stonefoxx0277 hmmmmk

@Rosawuzhere 3 года назад

Harriet Williams is like Stewie Griffin: Always trying and failing to kill their mother!

@bamble5499 4 года назад

For some reason it said that my father was unknown But yet the next year it says “Your mom and dad just divorced.”

@kroos3345 5 лет назад

Killed a person using a toaster. Captainsauce 2019

@AtomicWaffle 5 лет назад

2 people

@user-ct5yr6ro3v 5 лет назад

Every time someone says cap I think that they are talking about captain America 😂

@Mickey-ys8si 5 лет назад

18:17 "11 thousand years my ass see you guys later" -CaptainSauce 2019

@gigajosh6820 4 года назад

DOOT

@gigajosh6820 4 года назад

DOOM

@CursedSFMS 3 года назад

@@gigajosh6820 ETERNAL

@whyamialive8228 3 года назад

“Throwing a hotdog down a hallway” What?😂

@Preston_Garvey_minnuteman Год назад

Canadian high school : GET THIS IDIOT OUT OF HERE Captain sauce: did I get out early?

@TheItzal11 5 лет назад

"I've killed more people then I can count" at this point he had killed exactally 3 people... Apparently not even your fingers and toes will help.

@trashcan_clikkie6225 5 лет назад

"Oooh ugly girl with daddy issues!" -CaptainSauce 2019

@WreckinPoints11 3 года назад

CaptainSauce: *is Canadian* Also CaptainSuace: *doesn't know how Canadian schools work somehow*

@Tootiefrootie23 3 года назад

Bro your funny as hell and your content is amazing 🤩 your doing a great job 👍

@ear25864 5 лет назад

I keep getting the exact same adds on every video I watch this week

@LandBoundFish 5 лет назад

Subscribe to Pewdiepie I have none! *gets an ad every second*

@summerelkins3467 5 лет назад

Sub to pewdiepie And MrBeast, if you don't then he will delete your Fortnite account.

@summerelkins3467 5 лет назад

@Supersimon890 hhh, Its a joke, MrBeast always says Subscribe or I will delete your Fortnite account.

@gavinconway3501 5 лет назад

Ha jokes on him I don’t own fortnite

@myanimatedlife830 5 лет назад

Will we just forget the fact that he's posting his actions on the social media?

@charlescalvin2351 4 года назад

11:56 no

@matthewboire6843 2 месяца назад

@alfiekhan7293 3 года назад

Caption sauces mother: what happened to you son you were such a good kid

@KAAAAAAAAGH 3 года назад

Me:CapTIoN SAucE

@tigababy89 5 лет назад

Me:I'm your fan Captainsauce:I'm really bad at killing people Me:wut the heck? Captainsauce: hahaha

@cking4869 5 лет назад

Captain Sauce gets out of prison “10 thousand years really gives you a crick in the neck”

@Geo_TV Год назад

There has been so much more added to this game cap. You can watch Matt shea with your friends. (I'm not kidding one of the RU-vid option is your old buddy Matt). I honestly want you to get bitzen get the job pack and God mode and watch you try becoming the don of the Mafia or a street hustler.

@radiogobrrrrrrr1949 Год назад

Cap himself is an option if I recall as well, shame he’s probably never gonna play it again

@Geo_TV Год назад

@@radiogobrrrrrrr1949 I've never seen cap as an option that must be some new update because I would have remembered having cap as an option.

@redlamayt5146 3 года назад

Cap: I can't go to baby jail me: do they have juvey in Canada

@stonefoxx0277 5 лет назад

She you drive over some yellow "bumps" in the road and it starts screaming Captain Sauce:"Its free real estate."

@Jamie-rv5uv 5 лет назад

Public defenders do get you out sometimes if you assault your sibling and your character is young

@michums14 5 лет назад

Oh my gosh... I was laughing sooo hard!!

@suzannedecoursay7643 3 года назад

👌

@NorthKoreanLover89484 3 года назад

bitlife gets update: hmmm yes execution yes Captainsauce: aint no escaping this one homie.

@Necro7155 5 лет назад

I love how the drivers test said fire hydrant parking. Pretty sure fire hydrants don't have wheels but okay

@thebluewingedone1611 5 лет назад

I knew you made a new bitlife vid just by your editing

@sanguisuga6825 3 года назад

This is the funniest thing I've watched in ages

@kenzeecritz 4 года назад

My stomach is hurting with how much I’m laughing

@macabrae 5 лет назад

I love this series! lol You're always great to watch when I'm not feeling my best either physically or emotionally, Cap. Keep it up!

@tinytanium 5 лет назад

Hi I love your vids your amazing plz play clone drone and the danger zone

@Batt-man 5 лет назад

Titanium Gamer he has/is

@reactionboyguy 5 лет назад

@@Batt-man yeah he even got all the trophies

@realno1472 5 лет назад

@@reactionboyguy or was that MattShea

@milk_man8199 5 лет назад

He finished.

@plagueman049 5 лет назад

He legit played through everything the game offers. Story: Done. Trophies: Gotten. Special Upgrades from gamemode things: Gotten.

@jacobthegamer6237 4 года назад

18:00 you did not get depressed you gottttttttt cured

@idkgaminglol818 9 месяцев назад

What?

@Stanl3y_ День назад

13:45 that’s a hate crime

@miscellayneous- 5 лет назад

You should make Evie a mermaid with Island Living!

@WesternCarti2424 5 лет назад

Toaster in to a bath and died Me darn I was going to take a bath there 😔

@thegamervillain5532 4 года назад

I've already watched this and "Mr. Wiener" still got me

@gamerboys7663 5 лет назад

IM DYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER 11,000 YEARS HAHAHA

@MrGaming-GAMING 5 лет назад

He was on the run so much I couldnt stop laughing what a good video.

@nicholassmith9323 5 лет назад

"Tinder hookup" Yeaaaa.. that promotion seems a little suspicious..

@YOUR_NARRATOR975 3 года назад

bitlife always has the funniest responses

@hamidazaman4378 3 года назад

For anyone wondering. In the UK, we graduate High school at 16 and go to sixth form or college. Sixth form is 2 years and Sixth Form can be part of High school. College I'm very sure is 4 years and University is also 4 years or over.

@duckworth_75 5 лет назад

Correction for Cardiff “car-di-ff” I know this because I live near there

@duckworth_75 5 лет назад

PJ Parker yeah sort of

@Ratsikov 3 года назад

You from Swansea then?

@duckworth_75 3 года назад

TheLockerRat Nah, Porthcawl

@columbuscupkid2595 3 года назад

I’ve heard it pronounced Car-di-fv

@theenglishknight1520 3 года назад

Same I lived near Cardiff

@amyallen1361 5 лет назад

*AHEM* You’re in Britain now, sauce, it’s MUM

@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257 3 года назад

The reason babies can’t commit murder because just imagine a baby runs up to you, the baby stabs you in the leg w/ a knife, and you recreate the “kick the baby!” meme from South Park

@Snail.Slurpee 3 года назад

"YA ESCAPE JAIL A FEW TIMES, KILL A FEW PEOPLE! AND YA NO LONGER HAVE DEPRESSION! LETS CELEBRATE BY KILLING A FEW PEOPLE!" *William Afton Vibes*

@coffilover 5 лет назад

You said cardiff wrong thats my capital city pronounced card-iffff

@hospitalheadquarters 5 лет назад

0:41 Candiff? 😂

@pastelcat879 2 года назад

I know I’m late but in bitlife you can in fact kill someone via the assault button when an interaction pops up, but only if you do a lot of the martial arts and strength options