I tried to be a killer but instead became a simp - 100 Years Life Sim

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From trying to kill mommy to calling my boss mommy. Life is weird.
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@YeetmanTheTrue 2 года назад

"It's a baby, not toast, you can't choose how dark it is!" Oh yes I can, with the power of fire.

@jillwarne4571 2 года назад

😐

@Waiting851 2 года назад

Oh yes and like toast we can make it taste bad

@Missionlvw72 2 года назад

@@Waiting851 let’s put white butter all over the child and I would like mine to be pitch black

@noki1105 2 года назад

@@jillwarne4571 "😐"-🤓❄❄

@youreadmychannelname 2 года назад

@@Missionlvw72 when you say “butter” I think you mean pretty much plastic cuz we all know that people put fake butter on there toast

@blindingstarsiri2929 2 года назад

When a serial killer and a simp cross, I believe the word you're looking for is "yandere"

@rhombus4786 2 года назад

No I believe the word you're looking for is "space ranger"

@miguelr8434 2 года назад

@@rhombus4786 No I believe the word you're looking for is "testimonials"

@justamicrowave5297 2 года назад

@@miguelr8434 no I believe the word you’re looking for is “shit the fbi is at my door”

@justamicrowave5297 2 года назад

@WESTON BLAIR oh shit not again Cooking stuff at intense heats in my face hurts.

@Kerbster 2 года назад

@@justamicrowave5297 no i believe the word your looking for it "OH FUCK"

@Yipper64 2 года назад

15:28 ah yes, the two choices in life, cry, or find a job.

@derdbolt8906 2 года назад

Correction:ah yes, The two choices in life,cry,or find a job Then cry

@eclipciadarkmoon4105 2 года назад

This is actually really accurate though. 😢

@lawden210 2 года назад

The "Cry" option is probably one of the most funniest cutscene in the game

@celefo 2 года назад

in all my years I would have never thought the sentence “the hokey pokey kid just jumped off a cliff” would be used

@generalfloppa5798 2 года назад

Yes

@celefo 2 года назад

it’s an dance that was popular back in the day

@alandinho32 2 года назад

POGERS ARE HERE

@anthonyandronaco9336 2 года назад

It’s still popular now idiots

@celefo 2 года назад

if you say so

@dinosquidd 2 года назад

Cap: "Did the boss lady step on you too hard?" Me and Cap: I thought you were into that!

@lorensvlogs3045 2 года назад

Funny nuber

@jack-nt6ys 2 года назад

"Hangout with a polar bear selling cocaine in a snowstorm"-captain sauce 2021

@alkestos 2 года назад

My usual Thursday evening.

@duskglider8906 2 года назад

Most accurate description I’ve seen for a white screen

@QueenStLove 2 года назад

so random

@derrickrutledge3486 2 года назад

@@monkeyswillbemonkeys what “ “ cap

@TheREALSuperVegito Год назад

lmao

@jovanvelovski5670 2 года назад

"Maybe you should step on me, oh she actually stepped on me!" ive never seen cap laugh so hard ever

@amandapanda5087 2 года назад

"It's a baby, not toast! You can't just choose how dark it comes out!"

@jasonjason105 2 года назад

-caption sauce 2021

@WowieZowie123 2 года назад

Literally just saw that part of the video

@felloutboy7991 2 года назад

Good

@btws9mply 2 года назад

Lol

@generalfloppa5798 2 года назад

Stick it in a toaster

@angrycreeper8009 2 года назад

I played this game once and I was like this would totally be a game that Captainsauce Would play

@eclipciadarkmoon4105 2 года назад

I kinda want to play it too!

@errorbirdesther 2 года назад

@@eclipciadarkmoon4105 then I hope you like waiting for levels to load and the load bar won't go anywhere and will stay on 0%

@Mithril- 2 года назад

Do You want to get out of here Normal people:yes Captainsauce:nah I wanna be fish poop

@jaxonvolking1971 2 года назад

@Jake Doug his Call Grimm fate for a reason

@shweli4326 2 года назад

@Jake Doug Stfu bot

@goodmemesaregood1479 2 года назад

@@shweli4326 nah mate he was making a reference to his pfp

@lukeperry3454 2 года назад

And a fun addition is that at that point you can hear oot music

@derrickrutledge3486 2 года назад

“That miss has a right hook that can put a elephant to sleep” Cap 2021

@volaralex1235 2 года назад

Someone should make a cap quote book

@ZeldaFan-vs5nw 2 года назад

@@volaralex1235 If you did it I would buy 30

@volaralex1235 2 года назад

@@ZeldaFan-vs5nw really? Hmm I might make one - not for the money the money is just a bonus- but becuz I get to watch cap for hours on end and write down qoutes

@ZeldaFan-vs5nw 2 года назад

@@volaralex1235 that's sounds like the best life ever

@volaralex1235 2 года назад

@@ZeldaFan-vs5nw that's because it is

@skedichlavender2 2 года назад

Captain sauce is the only RU-vidr that can make ANYTHING watchable

@busterjax7797 2 года назад

Facts

@Ty_0..9 2 года назад

its true tho

@michaellatta8905 2 года назад

Facts

@felloutboy7991 2 года назад

Double facts

@volaralex1235 2 года назад

That is a fact that will never not be true

@chaos4877 2 года назад

Can we get a second episode? I kinda want to see the rest of Spum's life.

@ChristianHernandez-yt 2 года назад

You should totally continue with this gameplay, besides, we've only gotten through 30-100 years.

@Zack_Zander 2 года назад

“Maybe step on me- oh my god she actually stepped on me-“ Oh my god the timing, XD

@maestrotm8850 2 года назад

100 years no parole. No questions asked.

@pozhiloy_d-class5192 2 года назад

In TF2, crit deletes you. In Life Sim, crit makes you.

@gotsomham 2 года назад

In life sim, crit makes you. In Soviet Pootis, crit deletes you.

@archiemojica346 2 года назад

Ah yes random crits

@tuesday9670 2 года назад

"Is this what women do in the washroom? They just take off all their clothes and...practice fight club?" *The world may never know*

@MajinFrostbite 2 года назад

Girls would know

@fadingdreamx 2 года назад

As a female, I would possess you with this knowledge but it is too far from capable for the average male mind, so I cannot grant you access to the info.

@bruh8545 2 года назад

@@fadingdreamx eh just hit it

@czarthestar2580 2 года назад

@@fadingdreamx i am smarter than than the average male

@antihero2540 2 года назад

Madness will spread when captain sauce is their

@doomkat3282 2 года назад

You could have used they're or there, but chose their

@burnttoast5372 2 года назад

@@doomkat3282 they're is short for they are

@cloakerpayday2970 2 года назад

You know that it'll be a good video when someone gets knocked out in the first minute

@Abstraktwolf794 2 года назад

Well yh he is only in his 30s he will still have it for like 10 years

@Teriyaki_Zombie 2 года назад

Btw, Clone Drone In The Danger Zone had an update with a new enemy, you should check it out!

@Corn138 2 года назад

Chapter 5 came out too!

@Teriyaki_Zombie 2 года назад

@@Corn138 yeah, glad he revisited the series after this video!

@Corn138 2 года назад

Yup!

@LisaRay-GhostQueen 2 года назад

As a woman I can confirm that is exactly what happens in the bathroom. A secret woman only fight clubs. And clothes are only in the way.

@blakelove3871 2 года назад

OMG yeasss girl ik were you coming from as a female as well but the men were never supposed to know 😂

@beanbisket7581 2 года назад

5:20 “am I about to get kidnapped by Kirby?” Cap you never cease to amaze me

@beanbisket7581 2 года назад

@Deborah Ajao oh no

@beanbisket7581 2 года назад

@Deborah Ajao OH GOD NO

@beanbisket7581 2 года назад

@Deborah Ajao nooooooooooooooooo

@beanbisket7581 2 года назад

@Deborah Ajao NONONPONONNNONOONNONONONONOONNONONONONONONOONNOONONONNOONNOONNOONNONOOONNOONNOONNOONNONO

@beanbisket7581 2 года назад

@Deborah Ajao ✋😳🤚 🔫😩

@thecantankerouspancake9464 2 года назад

Clone drone in the danger zone has an update! The story continues, captainsauce must play.

@Theagames10 2 года назад

I hope CaptainSauce plays Power Wash Simulator, people say it's a satisfying game.

@snarwhal 2 года назад

Watch Smiity Play it

@SonGoku-sc6it 2 года назад

It really is not satisfying I really don’t get it

@Theagames10 2 года назад

@@SonGoku-sc6it You and me both!

@captainboy479 2 года назад

It’s satisfying but it isn’t really a game where captainsauce can joke about not very funny

@SonGoku-sc6it 2 года назад

@@captainboy479 that’s exactly right

@boris7113 2 года назад

I don’t understand how captain sauce can laugh at anything It’s so entertaining watching his videos

@masonberends687 2 года назад

I haven’t watched this channel in months and practically forgot about it. Until right now, I did not remember what the intro sounded like. But when it played, the memory kicked in.

@cactuspulp 2 года назад

It has been years since I've watched you regularly, so I'm glad to report I have found my way back. Crazy how much success you have found in the meantime, but it is definitely deserved.

@bread_box_6284 2 года назад

I finished my watch later list right before this. Perfect timing, cap.

@DaMan_TheMan 2 года назад

My watch later list has 3336 thousand videos

@ZeldaFan-vs5nw 2 года назад

I still have about 2600 more to watch not including this

@angelgalvez7082 2 года назад

@@DaMan_TheMan wow :0 my highest is 12

@WowieZowie123 2 года назад

@@DaMan_TheMan weak. Mine is currently at 10,626. That's down from 17k lmao.

@DragonFyst 2 года назад

The guy in the stall walks out and looks at the urinal and is in a state of amazement and disgust.

@GhostHelwig 2 года назад

This was hilarious. This game is super weird, and I kind of love it for that. 😂 I’d love to see more!

@claylikeleeno2633 2 года назад

I'm going through something lately and your video's are really helping me power through it so thank you

@felloutboy7991 2 года назад

Spum: gets turned into chop Suey in the bathroom. Cap: ...

@felloutboy7991 2 года назад

6 likes, this puts a smile on my face

@aydenator2770 2 года назад

this did not happen in the video. bad comment.

@felloutboy7991 2 года назад

Oh it’s a metaphor, he got hit in the head in the girls bathroom in the first five seconds of the video

@aydenator2770 2 года назад

@@felloutboy7991 no, the second half of your comment. it didnt happen in the video.

@felloutboy7991 2 года назад

You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer

@mayawhitten-desroches9800 2 года назад

Day 18 of asking captain to play Turnip boy commits tax evasion

@godlycatwastaken 2 года назад

Petition: Signed

@i_love_rocks 2 года назад

Signed

@lorensvlogs3045 2 года назад

Singed

@n3oncoryx 2 года назад

Im glad you played this, ive been having alot of fun with it

@RareM2 2 года назад

Can't believe cap mentioned Digimon in this video, brings back nostalgia XD

@Daxxxishere 2 года назад

I love this content so much.

@longcatlong2379 2 года назад

I’ve played this game and finished it so many times but it always makes me laugh when I get arrested for being homeless.

@h-redline 2 года назад

Captain sauce can make watching paint dry funny ANYTHING that’s boring or not funny captain sauce will make it funny and entertaining no matter what it is

@ultrashadowmutant819 2 года назад

I just noticed that you commented on Jack’s last video that he posted about how hard he’s having it. Awesome of you to do something like that.

@theastroguy7417 2 года назад

SAUCE!! Chapter five of clone drone in the danger zone is finally here!

@butcherboy2008 2 года назад

10:25 Actually, the light is the glow from the fires of Hell. The voice telling you to go into the light is Satan playing one last trick.

@lynodyssey3950 2 года назад

This is the first video of yours that I’ve stumbled on and you are so entertaining!

@thereduxi0n97 2 года назад

This looks like the kind of game where one of your options is to eat bread or toes

@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 2 года назад

YAYYYYY CAPTAINSAUCE is here!

@arieltech4202 2 года назад

I perfectly got onto youtube to see my recommended and it was great timing

@Sbaa12123 2 года назад

I realize I watch every video of captainsause for 2 years and I still do

@Buff_Helpy 2 года назад

I did a double take when she actually stepped on him.

@anthenmiller5748 2 года назад

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say more.

@jamesscalzo3033 2 года назад

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing 100 years, we need to know more about "spum"!!

@invaderbrickstudios900 2 года назад

This is one of the best videos I've laughed at thank you

@IdiotDudeHere 2 года назад

Love his content!

@tectonicFloridaman 2 года назад

This is gonna be great

@barnismyname915 2 года назад

This is one of the best titles I have seen.

@ADiscipleOfJesus 2 года назад

I cant explain how Good Captain Sauce's videos are.

@grieffz6646 2 года назад

I return to watch your videos after like idk 6 fucking months and this is the first video I see 🤣

@Jello-YT 2 года назад

love his content!

@liguow 2 года назад

We are yba joes

@shadowslayer9196 2 года назад

I haven't watched u in years.last timed I watch this is was in paint the town red videos coming back to this channel nothing has changed and hes vids are still down to earth and entertaining

@benrboss 2 года назад

I like the oot reference it was well used and funny

@webkarma9654 2 года назад

Good 'ol life simulators, never let you down. I would've decked that boss in her ungrateful face though

@sansmimikyu2618 2 года назад

they never give you up either

@potatoe3085 2 года назад

“How many times do I have to say I don’t wanna be black before it sounds bad” 🤣

@bigboi8925 2 года назад

I love watching cap play these weird mobile games

@tomeofslyev 2 года назад

"Maybe she should actually step on me- OHMAGAWD SHE ACTUALLY STEPPED ON ME" -CaptainSauce

@Yasthebosstv 2 года назад

@superfour1111 2 года назад

👌😎 Yassssss

@jaysondavis9693 2 года назад

I was so close😅

@mr.mcmonkeyman2372 2 года назад

Breh

@lordogaming0998 2 года назад

UwU

@Yasthebosstv 2 года назад

Yay (:

@dragonsongthevoracious1761 2 года назад

What you said to jacksepticeye was amazing. Thank you for being there for him.

@johnos363 2 года назад

Honestly, this was so funny. Please do more!!

@arandompersonwhoisrandom3985 2 года назад

This is really what needed I’m going through a lot of stuff right now and laughing helps

@dianamakori22 2 года назад

Hope you are doing better now

@ez5580 2 года назад

Day 22 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.

@lorensvlogs3045 2 года назад

Me to

@Finnbuckebroth 2 года назад

This has more liked then a girl has talked to me.

@rhombus4786 2 года назад

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

@kingkalico 2 года назад

@@rhombus4786 godzirra*

@rhombus4786 2 года назад

@@kingkalico gourdzirra is the halloween varient of godzirra, and godzirra is the stroked out reincarnation of godzilla

@toddzebob427 2 года назад

GODZILLA

@No-mc7gm 2 года назад

The hell you just say?

@el3ctrusgamerplush281 2 года назад

I like his reaction to the toilet when he saw it

@maskedboiiiii 2 года назад

Baby:nods* Dad:pls no.. Baby:splits in half* Dad:screams in pain and sadness*

@blablablaplayer56bla94 2 года назад

I’m so glad that captainsauce didn’t become a reaction channel.

@depressedgwyndolin 2 года назад

Same

@blablablaplayer56bla94 2 года назад

@Deborah Ajao a lot of other gaming channels had switched during a certain period and I am just glad that captainsauce wasn’t one of them

@levib7428 2 года назад

When ever I’m having a bad day I like to watch your videos to cheer me up

@Trad0r 2 года назад

Just by the title you already know this is going to be good.

@barnine6432 2 года назад

That reverse michal Jackson joke chouat me off guard cuz I was takeing a drink when he said it and I almost spit it out

@skylerquintos6058 2 года назад

Hi captainsauce (Or person reading this)! First off I'd like to say I enjoy your videos! Also can you please continue life and make it a series. If you don't I understand.

@L8zar-boy15 2 года назад

A new fresh video from the sauce boss

@zebrahammer8096 2 года назад

Yeah it comes out depending on what colour the mail man is

@razzerz4187 2 года назад

You jave been my favorite tuber for 6 years and i have never have missed a video

@coltjohnson7129 2 года назад

Awesome do more of this I want too see how his life ends

@jazminmartinez5429 2 года назад

I should NOT be eating while watching Sauce's videos. 😅 They make me laugh really hard 😂

@szexie 2 года назад

Hey cap. I’m I’m SUPER sick with a destructive cold. Your videos have helped me through my parents divorcee and the pain of my cold. I love you videos. -Your biggest fan!