I ate like Tom Brady for a month 

Grats

this fr

amen

im gay

forgotten by yesterday

Unless Drew is the main character and we're all background characters and someone wrote the script around him.

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 but what if Drew is actually just Betty White with a time machine? What if Shirley Temple is really Tom Brady? You ever think of that?

@@polofnbryt4khdfbmcpebutido968 nah im betty white lol

yo shout-out the twistee treat reference there's one right by my gym lol

Poor drew with early onset Parkinson's. Go see a neurologist :)

😂🙏😂🙏😂

I fellloffv because of drwe *gooden

😂🙏😂🙏😃

totally forgot that mlm meant something other than men loving men

@@lindz7038 what does it mean? 💀

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Anything is possible with the right mindset.

He said what he said

😳

“if there’s a hole, there’s a goal”

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That is fucking hilarious also 400 likes

And so they have time to pee

This deserves more likes lol

Thats why he also looks different

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accurate

john mulaney had a joke that went “if you have a nephew or son who’s bad at sports, they might know me” and i think that really applies to drew as well

This made me feel better about not liking football very much 😂

Tom Brady is a pretty big pop culture figure nowadays even if you don’t watch football

Wait you too?!

its easy to have a diet like tom brady when someone else cooks every meal for you

Yeah no shit he was a professional athlete

@@brown9671 there are a ton of professional athletes with no money. Not a lot of money being the 4th best fencer or archer in the world.

@@vysharra yeah cuz who gives a shit about arching, football on the other hand ez money

@@brown9671 “arching”💀

My go to for a lazy healthy meal is overnight oats. You can use water if you want it low calorie and cheap. Milk if you want some more calories. Plant milk if you don't eat dairy. You can add any nut butter for extra protein and healthy fat. Same for chia seeds (tho they can be a little pricey, but you only need a tablespoon). And you can sweeten it with half a mashed banana if you don't want to add sugar. You can also add frozen fruit for some more vitamins and flavor. Super easy. It literally takes 5 minutes of prep and you have breakfast the next morning and it lasts up to 4 days in the fridge so you only have to make it twice a week. I like making mine in mini mason jars. You can heat them up in the microwave if you prefer hot oatmeal (make sure the metal lids are off) Also, on week's when bagged salad kits are on sale 2 for $5, I'll get those for lunch. Turn the bag sideways, cut it open on the long edge, and then the bag turns into a bowl so no dirty dishes! You can also add rotisserie chicken or canned beans for protein on days when you don't have time to cook those things from scratch. Those two "hacks" make the work week so much smoother and saves you money. That way all you have to worry about is dinner. If you don't feel like cooking often, do something like make a big batch of chili for cheap on Sunday and then you'll have dinner for the week and it freezes great if you get sick of it. (I really recommend any of the chili recipes from The Food Lab by Kenji Lopez Alt, who also has a cooking RU-vid channel) Hope that helps!

This but to the tune of "I do coke"

​@@msjkrameyI love you kind stranger, thank you for your generous life hacks

@KuueenKumi I've struggled for too long to gatekeep lol. If you want any specific advice, just ask and I'll help if I can The funny thing is that I looooove cooking, but I'm also bipolar and ADHD. So sometimes you just need one less thing to think about, ya know?

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe ❤❤❤

Repent to Jesus Christ “I waited patiently for the Lord; he turned to me and heard my cry. He lifted me out of the slimy pit, out of the mud and mire; he set my feet on a rock and gave me a firm place to stand.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭40:1-2‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@@believeinjesus6972 get bitches

@@believeinjesus6972 this is a certified jesus moment. Damn god, wheredja find this

@@believeinjesus6972 L

And he can make a career out of it.

I almost died lmfaoooo

Ikr it was absolutely hilarious 😂

Is there a compilation video of 'Tom Brady Moves Weird' because I'm sure that would be on it.

imagine that was your job. lmao

he probably had leg day that day lmfao

Next drew Gooden video

i mean hes a pretty big guy right

yup, i had this exact same revelation coming out of my ED. it was a huge barrier to get through because i felt like it was encouraging my laziness and 'bad diet' but it really helped me overcome it!! food is fuel and running on empty is not an option

@@amyisaway7800 yeah I deal with ARFID and the main thing there is only wanting to eat familiar/preferred foods. Unfortunately, most of my favorites are high in sugar and/or carbs. So I sorta had this idea that it was better to eat nothing because I wanted “bad” food. That was wrong and also being very hungry usually causes the body to crave sugar and/or carbs because it’s energy and like you’re out of fuel. So like now I try to eat a more well rounded diet, but I also regularly have candy and ice cream and feel way way better than when I was severely underweight.

@@elliot8757 i'm the exact same! i'm also autistic so i avoid certain foods anyway out of habit/fear, but most of the time my 'safe' food was unhealthy so i just didn't eat lol. i'm glad we're both in better positions now - i'm wishing you all the best :))

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe ❤❤❤

they're my interior design inspirations tbh

Plus all the shit products Drew buys for videos lmao

I'm so glad I live in a world where there are ✨Octobers

@@Katiethewizard anne of green gables quote!

@@Ozone946 Watching him struggle to get up from the Moonpod in this video killed me 🤣

that's because Drew is obviously as threat to his legacy and career so yeah, he had to come back 🙄😆

@@emmypersonal4033 clearly

@@emmypersonal4033 nigga drew retired a year ago already 💀

frr

he got intimidated

no sadly it's a special type of plastic :/

@@adamolanadamoldacc riiiight, true that. it just mimics ice lol so I guess there is a real need for inventing actual silent ice

honestly i thought silent ice was like... silicone or something lol

I always thought he was saying "silent eyes"?

Wrong, he said his tummy hurts

You should sue the commenter for being wrong​ @@placeholderdoe

​@@ZLATAMOSYA I second this guy.

Together they build: Tom Brady, the average liver king and billionaire

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Kurtis also did a wewearcute one, so...

dany

Like Neapolitan ice cream

It's almost as if capitalis-

Right? Cooking for me is especially energy-consuming.

came down to the comments to say this!!!! it's exhausting!!!!

Excuse me, have you ever tried just not being poor? I don't know why -poor people- the peasantry do this to themselves, _my_ family has been choosing to not be poor for 7 generations! Pish posh apple sauce, never have I ever, I said _good_ DAY sir! _harumph!_

I mean, thats what doing meal prep is for. Jus spend one day a week doing the draining work of cooking and cleaning and then you don't have to worry.

wait what?

​@@livwake they met through a comment she left on one of his vines!

@@leviathxns WAIT WHAT?! FR?! PLS THATS SO CUTE 😭 she’s literally the main character

Really? That adds an extra layer to that joke. Thanks for that! :)

@@emana499i’m a year late but the comment she left was smthn like “omg you’re so cute” which makes it even more wholesome

tb12 products are overpriced. better products exist in bodybuilding and fitness that are cheaper but great quality from companies like dymatize

Tom Brady is both

@@defaultworkouts You can definitely be fit and healthy without needing to love this lifestyle or every detail. Just start slow, baby steps and build on top of it until you're not actively shortening your lifespan

​@@pascalsimioli6777The only way not to actively shorten your lifespan is to die I don't think you wanna give that advice to peoplen

So it's either losers or nerds

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He drinks so much water that the rain doesn’t fall on the ground anymore and instead goes directly to his mouth. The crops are wilting, but Tom Brady is still not satisfied. We don’t have much time left.

@@sexygarfield80 thank you for the contribution youtube user Sexy Garfield

@@dylanmcgrath618 the story of why death valley and the sahara are both so dry.

Patterz what are your thoughts on the Pokémon tepig?

omg that makes sense, i was wondering why he didn't include any chips lol

Oh true I was like why tf is he eating such bad snacks

@@lemongeth exactly those snacks are bad. I thought I was missing the joke.

Wait can someone explain I'm confused af

@@miamaria7397 *NO*

He even MENTIONS Hellofresh IN the video! Not by name, but we know he uses it a lot and mentions a "meal planning service"- what a chad.

@@AngelBirdo what a chad… chad

​@@placeholderdoe *not really*

@@boujeeonabudget5586 I know I just wanted to make a pun

@@placeholderdoe I'm a fan of chad chad, too. I was playing along 😅

I think there are some foods and food groups that most people in nutritional science can confidently say are altogether unhealthy, but you could probably find one pro- and one anti- advocate for every known “healthy” food there is. Nutrition science is very much divided. As much as I have come to know nutrition, the word “healthy” is not helpful. You need a goal to determine your eating, and it sounds like you’ve done that. Fat loss? Longevity? Thyroid health? Inflammation? Fertility? A food choice for fat loss might be one to avoid for thyroid health even as both may be considered healthy in commonplace nutrition. Then it gets complicated, and it paralyses people’s decision making. What are people to do, other than eat “healthy” foods that their doctor advises, that happen to be expensive? I don’t blame them and I don’t know the solution.

Sorry to hear that, hope you find a solution soon. Have a great day

@@placeholderdoe Thank you.

A good solution in that case it's to cook in bulk. Also what you spend in time you invest in health down the line

Don't sleep on frozen produce! It's harvested at peak ripeness, doesn't go bad as easily, and is usually cheaper than fresh produce. Also, buying dried beans is like 5x cheaper than canned and contain no sodium. Soak them overnight in your fridge, and they'll cook way faster. Plus the aqua fava (bean juice) can be rinsed away if beans upset your stomach, or (even better) if it doesn't upset your stomach it works in a bunch of vegan recipes for things like replacements for egg whites and it's free if you're already buying beans. Just be mindful of your B12 if you cut out or reduce animal products and/or if you drink a lot of alcohol; you may need a supplement

why the fuck is youtooz here

@@yipsy8161 drew has a youtooz

hi youtooz

This was unexpected

@@yipsy8161 since they also ate Tom Brady for a month? Did you even read the comment

So as long as we keep Drew alive we’ll always have Tom Brady around!

@@Kavilion drew must be sacrificed then

He has spies trained on the Gooden household just do something like this happens

Wait, what did he knock out of the food pyramid? Sugar and meat? You don't need those

@msjkramey right, but the whole "cut these out forever" thing is ridiculous. As if having a Twix or tuna salad every now and then is gonna have literally ANY bearing on your health as a whole. That's the part that isn't scientifically backed. What affects your health is your diet as a whole, so cutting out foods entirely is pointless.

@@msjkramey most people still NEED those

The food pyramid is very outdated and not backed by science either.

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I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on RU-vid. So don't feel too bad for me, dear stra

Don't forget he spent 600 dollars on sport stuff

*your

@@AxxLAfriku hi AxxL

he is videos

@cherry wilson right?! I love it, he’s really not like any other youtuber

Even if he tells you

@@abigailsalmanac what do you mean? He’s the only RU-vidr

He already made this video idea on his danny Gonzalez channel

@@castlebeate4369 I’m so embarrassed I can’t believe I said that 😩

the best

And he makes the sacrifice for us guys

ikr i love them

danny too

when did drew eat shit? did i miss a video?

SAME AHAHAHA

I also misheard it as bloating, I thought the joke was that he's floating because of the bloat

I misheard him say "I started loathing"

Same lmao

Thats weird i heard the same thing

if you ask on his subreddit (r/drewgooden) amanda might answer you! she’s fairly active on there and usually answers questions about the records/clothes featured in drew’s videos :)

Equally hilarious that whoever edited and posted that video clip didn’t catch it, despite it being pretty obvious 😂

The dollar store sells plastic versions too

I've never found one that big before tho. I've searched and I've never found something bigger than 500ml.

wish you told me that before i spend 50000K on a gucci tom brady supreme fur coat 5000000000 ounce water bottle

@@ahnav Buy multiple. I'm sure it's still cheaper.

Right! He speaks his mind and it works because he’s genuinely a good person.

not to mention he manages to be funny whilst doing so

From the vibrating pliability sphere of RU-vid

Yes !!! His videos are so well paced and like set out? His video essays are my fave

I do think he’s probably the funniest

bro is the human equivalent of mayonnaise

@@loveliiikuromi3557 not too much on the king of commentary 🤨

he used to be a carpenter???

He’s a poster child for “not all men”

@@jasperjazzie He literally mentions it in this video are you insane?

the stream is extra acceleration and thats why he so speedy

@@jackdimitrianderson7971 Pee Propeller

best comment

listen I know you’re joking but we did this in competitive swimming. The technical suits took like 30 minutes to put on so you couldn’t get them off easily. So basically since you couldn’t pee before your race you held it and SWAM SO FAST SO YOU COULD TAKE OFF THE SUIT AND FINALLY GO PEE

@@fiona8230 Honestly pretty smart 🤣😅 You’re surrounded by water that you’re moving, you’re in a suit that takes forever to get on and off, I can imagine the speeds are immeasurable at that point lol. You don’t even see yourself finish, just leap right out the water and bee line to go pee

Eh I feel fine 😎👍

Absolutely! I had this experience recently with my dietary changes. Which are extreme.

@brenton thacker it isn’t if you do it Tom’s way, but eating healthy is often cheaper than eating junk. Just don’t get special organic versions of food.

@@colinmoody1707 this, unless you buy non local fruit and vegetable that can't be grown locally/in your country. Just use local recipe for guidance

@brenton thacker Exactly this. You don't have to pay through the nose to make dietary changes. Helps to get an expert opinion, but between research and a good doctor you can make some real change, and you don't have to fork over hundreds of dollars to already rich people.

I’m watching this after the 2nd retirement. Should Drew try this again

Is he still retired

I often wonder how many people are allergic or sensitive to gluten that never realize it..

My mom tried a low-calorie diet because she thought her stomachaches were a result of being overweight. When she started, they went away within a week. She thought at first it was a result of the dieting, but really she just had a problem digesting sugar. Now she can eat whatever she likes, just without much sugar, and there’s no pain. I think a lot of people turn to diets as a universal cure, but actually we have pretty specific problems that can be solved with less extreme measures. A lot of diets can be pretty unhealthy. As a person who also has digestive problems/allergies, I would recommend cutting some common ones out for a week one at a time, just in case

Yes!!! This comment and the replies makes me appreciate my GI doctor! She makes finding my food allergies that much easier and she’s always good about offering an alternative.

me who's definetly intolerant ro chicken but won't do anything about it😬😬

I went vegan at one point and that's how I realized I am lactose intolerant lmao. I was way gassier on account of eating so many veggies, but my chronic stomach pain and diarrhea just stopped.

Comments like that make Drew my favorite youtuber

Same bro

It is a great quote.

I about died when I heard him say it 🤣 I found this guy yesterday from his video about Ninja’s masterclass and I’ve been hooked ever since 😆❤️

Dear lord, I had to pause the video and laugh at that for a good minute

Actually jello/gelatin gets super crispy in the freezer. A lot of people like to eat it that way. It's a common topping for some frozen dessert that I can't remember right now

Bouncy ice! Wooo!

The ultimate harmless prank

SAME lmao

You really missed out on the opportunity to say “brand aid”

Just so you know, it's spelled "segue". Not trying to detract, just trying to help you for the future

IKR I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PERFECT MOMENT TO BRING IT UP, and then he talks about express VPN 😑

I still recite that vine to this day whenever i pass a road work ahead sign

truth

what sign?

@@NATOnova road work ahead

@@figwmwrtbb I sure hope it does

@Mug Noel, F1 driver lifestyle for a month

the holy trinity, the Liver Father, the Brady, and the billionaire spirit

@@Bellgrande nice name

@@andymiller1597 LOL 😆

Yesss. Also maybe Eddy can join in 🥺 and Scott Cramer!!

That was amazing.

the next danielle steel

So true Shakespeare is shaking rn

Wattpad

He blinked. So did she. He blinked again. So did she. They looked at each other. They looked at each other in the eyes. They liked it. Then they kissed and they hugged and the kiss was awesome and the hug was awesome. There was so much love in this kiss - but it was never really about her and it was never really about him. It was about the people who were there to cheer them on. She'd always been there for him. He'd always been there for her, when he needed it. It was time to leave. They left the house packed into a car going to San Fran. It took them two days to get there. It took them another two days to find their apartment. It took them two days to find the bathroom. And It took them two days to find the shower. There was lots of weird things happening there. There were things about the beach, the people, the people were sick and tired of the beach, the waterfalls, the wind, the winds. The beach was like a ghost town, filled with nothing but weird stuff. People were playing games and joking with ghouls.

Really cool profile pic!

Does the nitro brew have more caffeine than a regular cold brew?

I was waiting for him throughout the video to come to this epiphany lol 😅

Did Drew ever mention doing sports? I thought that would be obvious lol

@@kaimcdragonfist4803 he did some workouts but he was indoors and they weren't so high intensity that it would cause him to sweat out all that water.

I've been working in a greenhouse (manual labour in a hot place) and I was unfazed by the amount of water when Drew first mentioned it. I was like "Yeah, I've had those days". I was surprised that Drew never caught onto it considering that Tom Brady is a sports guy.

Players in the NFL have also been caught taking a knee and taking a leak on the sidelines.

funny, but i still applaud his effort

He did it for longer than I ever would.

Nah I think since he started halfway through the month he just did 30 days

@@jacksterling9258 that’s weird I saw this comment after a minute even though the video is 11 months old

@@hermansfood now it’s a year old

True, but on the way he’s gonna get scammed 100 more times

Spotting scams, and then buying the product they advertise for a video

fr, and im wishing u well, it's tough out here but we'll make it :)

This is why I hate RU-vid comments

@@ojinga wtf

@@ojinga who pissed in your salad to make u this mad🤨

I can offer you some simple advice: Eliminate sugar and severely reduce your carbs. Start reading the labels because sugar is in everything. Make simple meals: Ribeye steak, potato, broccoli. It's delicious and NOT fattening. You don't have to eat the breast meat. Fat is not fattening.

The younger the recipient, the stronger he becomes

@@THICCTHICCTHICC 💀

Softdrink conspiracy theories

He gets stronger if it's his son

So does this mean his son's gonna be a hall of famer?

To mirror that though what day is Tom not training? Lol

Rest days, probably. He'd mess up his muscles if he didn't take them

Also, when you’re running around, your body actually conserves water, therefore not pissing as frequently

yeah lol I remember going through band camp in 120° degree weather and needing like five water bottles not to feel thirsty when you're exercising your body burns through that water really fast and barely have to piss

Also when you’re not used to drinking large quantities of water it can take a while for your body to adjust and you tend to piss more for like a few weeks

I had that but with a rope, guess I'll end the story there

@@catcat4697 I hope what you’re trying to insinuate doesn’t involve a step stool

@@yousefalmudhaf4083 probably

I love you. Thanks for this comment

this legit changed my mindset. is drew suddenly my favourite fitness vlogger?

Isnt that just common sense, right lol? What goes into your body has always been important. “Your body is a temple” after all, & that saying’s been around for ages. Personally, my body is more of _Ross, Dress for Less_

@@Tw0Dots what one logically knows & their mindset are two different things. like drew touched on in the video- when I heard ‘my body is a temple’ i tended to think more about restriction from bad input (don’t eat xyz, drink less etc), rather than nourishment

@@zanakate7319 perfectly put

@@zanakate7319 Definitely true, and very well put (like the sleepy hippo night garment said)! The way I usually phrase it is logically "knowing" something and emotionally "knowing" something. Like.. when I'm depressed, I still like myself and think I'm a perfectly decent and capable human being, and I can list the reasons why that's true. However, it just doesn't FEEL like it's true in the moment, ya know? Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for giving me the word I've been looking for! Turns out I already knew the word I was looking for, I just didn't realize it! Anyway, hope you're having a good night :) (yes, you. the person reading this. No, I don't care that you're not Zana, you're going to have a good night and you're gonna like it damn it! BECAUSE I SAID SO!)

he knew drew taking his spot would be too powerful

My exact thought. Like, he heard Drew was trying to take his place and was like "oh shit, I better stop that shit".

Why did I actually laugh at this😂💀

@@Jp_-dd1rl good, that was my intention

@@hilacopter4023 damn i started crying not from laughing but from getting hit by that football when I was buying the big tom

@@dr.mritunjaykumar5373 it takes detours sometimes

@@hilacopter4023 ig no one is perfect

It reminds me of the early days of Sugar Pine 7

i read unretire as urinate at first and i didn't even bat an eye considering how much drew talks about him drinking so much water and peeing

when he talked about ordering a meal prep service and it wasn't hello fresh i was taken aback

@@patxs it *wasn't* ??

@@patxs i thought it was? he just can’t name it becuase he has a different sponsor on that video

@@bowielolz if you pause when he shows it on screen and look closer, you'll see it isn't

@@patxs It's a different service, right? As I understood, the company he used delivers already prepared meals, while hello fresh only delivers ingredients and you have to cook the recipe yourself.

I have no idea. I can only assume it’s a glitch because it’s pretty scummy if it was intentional

The price they show when you add it to the cart is probably the “subscription” price and in order to get it you have to subscribe instead of doing a 1x purchase. My guess is there’s some sort of tiny fine print somewhere on the website. Personally I think it’s a terrible practice and companies should not adopt this structure. But that is my guess as to how they get away with it.

oh hi shaq

Drew is nice for thinking it’s a glitch but it’s for sure a tactic by these greedy fuckers

@@kathryn8467 oh hi mark

Yeah that is kinda pathetic you on meds?

I hope things get a bit easier for you soon. Sending some love. 💜

sending love & light 🤍xx

Best of wishes

Sending lots of well wishes. Hope your anxiety gets better.

I want one just for the joke but I have no muscle I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to lift it 😂

footbrady

Man the toilet breaks is real through. Seriously, if you drink that much I can easily say 2-3 hours as well whenever I tried going harder on water. Nobody should drink that much water or have a jug you cant even have in a backpack lol.

It didn't look that big to me, about the size of a hydroflask, which is heavy because they're metal but a plastic one would be fine. Mostly for someone who's away from home all day though. If you want comically large, how about the blue bottles I saw kids in my high school use, they were literally a smaller version of those big blue jugs you put on a water cooler, and held like a gallon of water. My dad had a plastic barrel shaped travel mug he used to drink 3 liters of soda and ice out of when we went on road trips.

@@-desertpackrat I get you people at Uni will literally bring a 3.5 litters water bottle everyday

yeah. Brady is 6'4" and Drew is 5'9" so that's over half a foot (7 inches) and Drew's apparently 154lbs and Brady is 211lbs

@@pierregikh you forgot to mention that Tom is a professional athlete and Drew never leaves his house

@@OMNIBAD That's a joke I expected Drew to make.

I mean, he is right though. It's a common thing for pro football players to just whip it out and piss when they're on the sidelines, sometimes they have staff hold up towels as a makeshift urinal wall, some of them just straight up piss their pants while they're playing. There's a surprising number of articles and interviews about it.

@@gr6e pee is stored in the (foot)balls

Not trying to diagnose you or anything but you may have an iron deficiency if you're craving ice, my mum used to always crunch ice and it turned out she was anaemic.

Yeah I bet you wish you did that.

LMFAO

Nice job dude

What'd he taste like?

@@ashikjaman1940 brady.

footbrady

And we all watch it anyways.

am i the exception of a drew subscriber who loves sports

Well, it's not about football, it's about trying something, which is very on brand with the type of video Drew makes

Well I assume there are lots of Drew fans who love sports and football. It's just not his usual video topic (not that he has a usual video topic. His videos are delightfully random)

I love drew and I’m obsessed with football. So I wouldn’t say all of Drew’s subscribers aren’t interested in sports

Truly a masterclass in the world of romance novels.

so he wrote that fanfic about him and Danny hmm 🤔