I Became A TOTALLY ACCURATE Thief And Stole The World's Largest Diamond

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Today I'm becoming a JEWEL THIEF in The Professional, but my body doesn't want to move as well as I think it should in this QWOP-like game. Here comes the world's largest diamond!
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ABOUT & GAMEPLAY: THE PROFESSIONAL
Become an international jewel thief and steal a massive diamond while maneuvering through a variety of traps including lasers, stairs, and even a BOX in this QWOP-inspired indie game.
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@yorkiequeen Год назад

Blitz, imagine a security guard was watching this whole thing. He was just so confused why this guy was flopping all over the floor, he forgot to do his job.

@Goose-it Год назад

Literally the top comment on any video of this game

@Kagutsuch1i Год назад

@@Goose-it yeah same on scrapman

@10-eproductions25 Год назад

When a rogue rolls a 1 on stealth checks, but the guard also rolls a 1 on his sense motive check.

@captainsquiglehopper Год назад

true

@deeptisingh5902 Год назад

The security guard be like this guy is a fish out of water

@Dragonemperess Год назад

Imagine being a security guard and coming in to see someone moving like this. I'd call both an ambulance and a priest.

@RDRJJ Год назад

Don't forget the exorcist

@timbeaumont3584 Год назад

@@RDRJJ that's the priest

@RDRJJ Год назад

@@timbeaumont3584 they're a bit different but yeah I'll give you that

@mikhailsnelson693 Год назад

Thats not enough for the job

@darkpro_xgm Год назад

AND A GUY WITH A FLAME THROWER AND STORM TROOPERS i mean they can't miss this guy right?

@RDRJJ Год назад

"If I can control your toes, I can control your destiny." -Blitz, 2023

@CheezMaster24 Год назад

Time stamp?

@RDRJJ Год назад

@@CheezMaster24 11:47

@CheezMaster24 Год назад

@@RDRJJ Ty

@ThatOneAussie_ Год назад

The way that Blitz is saying the movements of the thief is like being an Instructor of Yoga.

@ninjakade3375 Год назад

Ok what have we learned from this: crates are the best way to stop robbers just place a crate in the middle of the room and they can’t get past lol

@minili837 8 месяцев назад

LOOOOOOOOOOL

@kasperbj Год назад

The Best episode blitz has ever uploaded . I was laughing so hard that i have abs cramp now ! 😂😂😂 Yup definitely the Best

@galacticempire1 Год назад

This game is so derpy, love it😂

@pulsefel9210 Год назад

Q: Bond we have a glorious new exo suit for you, renders you invisible to security and immune to all damage. theres just one defect. you can only move one joint at a time, ever.

@tantamounted Год назад

Two great moments (the whole video is awesome but these hit me harder): first when I realized that the clock was at 21 minutes and Blitz *still* hadn't got up the stairs (OMG what srsly), and later doing the can-can on the way back (LOL to 💀)

@thelast1422 Год назад

His bones trying to exist while Blitz crashing his bones to the groung and using them like a rc car

@lema0925 Год назад

bro you made me spit in my new laptop lol

@minili837 8 месяцев назад

@HarrysDogmalaysia Год назад

When i read the title, get the Henry stickmen stealing the diamond vibe

@CalamitasBrimstoneWitch Год назад

Same!

@andrewawobasivwe5033 Год назад

That was what I thought

@meepsoleruler444 Год назад

I spent the last part laughing hysterically after he said the thing about the toes..

@10-eproductions25 Год назад

This reminds me of the Whose Line is it Anyways game where the audience members move Colin and Ryan around.

@ibrahimmahammad2420 Год назад

Really makes you think what the security designers thougth when building this, that only a person with severe motor disordor would think to steal the diamond Anyways, kudos Blitz for all the pain

@encabojoshua5758 Год назад

Imagine the security guard come in and he/she do the same while chasing you🤣🤣

@tornadogirl9099 Год назад

That would be a great multiplayer feature😂😆

@minili837 10 месяцев назад

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@deeptisingh5902 Год назад

I bet this thief must a serious headache after his steal

@TaneMitchell Год назад

Love it blitz 😅

@poltergeist5404 Год назад

Blitz hasn't been this angry since Human Fall Flat.

@explosivegamer1257 Год назад

Nice stuff blitz can you play more timberborn????

@while.coyote Год назад

I would watch a movie with this whole scene in it.

@derpygoatman Год назад

Lol spy from tf2 really let himself go I guess mercenary work didn't pay enough

@kitty20953 Год назад

oh my god that was hilarious. Haven't laughed that much in a long time. When that Can-can music started I was cry laughing

@minili837 10 месяцев назад

Hahahahahaha

@Bratanas69 Год назад

Could I get the full footage by any chance? It was so entertaining

@Flame-Fire-Original Год назад

Ok, so i just watched blitz controling the limbs of a robber for 18 Minutes straight.

@XavierThe5layer Год назад

Like the comment if you watched the totally accurate thief have a seizure on the stairs.

@Jirodyne Год назад

This game was a good idea, but comes with a massive flaw. Namely, you can only control 1 limb at a time. You can't do anything with that limit. 2 Limbs, and you'd be able to balance and do many normal human motions. But just 1? You can't do anything. As seen that it took an hour just to do something humans can do, just using 2 legs.

@squidboi6832 Год назад

Loving it

@AndersGames18 Год назад

this is the type off game i lose my sanity on

@ramimustafa834 Год назад

I love the ending

@alikhan-jo2uj Год назад

please play with baron

@ROT4RYfc3s Год назад

I'd rather see blitz play with Drae personally.. dont get me wrong, Baron would be good too though

@alikhan-jo2uj Год назад

@@ROT4RYfc3s I prefer baron personally

@ayeshasadiqa4855 Год назад

Man best video ever seen bro plz play more of these games

@flarestarsz Год назад

Yes, of course, *COMPLETELY* accurate!

@christophermcconnell4811 Год назад

My man out there flopping around like a Magikarp!!!

@Jarmen__Kell Год назад

Only thing missing is the The Laser Dance Song playing in the background.

@KnifeTossGaming Год назад

Day 2 of my campaign to get blitz to play shadows over loathing - its 100% the kind of derpy stuff youll like, i promise

@CL-Creations Год назад

8:58 was the absolute funniest part!

@minili837 8 месяцев назад

Not to me

@llamalady Год назад

i imagine this is how AI learns how to human

@minili837 8 месяцев назад

HAHA😂😂😂

@alex_a349 Год назад

"Geting over it" all over again😳😆

@TheHonoredSoldier Год назад

7:27 this bit had me crying laughing

@mbosse12 7 месяцев назад

😮😮😮crazy trick!Try trick shots with dude perfect.

@gamedevgoodness3216 Год назад

The thief comically flopping up the red stairs gives me flashbacks of Joe Biden 😆

@havencoleman5514 Год назад

I could feel the rage on the other side of the screen

@minili837 3 месяца назад

17:28 oh my god blitz could now just stand up on 17:28

@minili837 3 месяца назад

12:45 blitz: im no mad u mad me: 🤪 😜 🤣 😂

@minili837 3 месяца назад

15:07 this is funny

@minili837 3 месяца назад

Gud job blitz on making a funny vid

@rangermcdanger1971 Год назад

If Mr Bean were a diamond thief

@flarestarsz Год назад

"Huh. gorilla tag." I love the reference-

@maximomartin2529 Год назад

Interesting theft game.

@rigelstarz6032 Год назад

oh cool so not just scrapman did this but also you

@Hokatoman Год назад

The Eyes of the Guy when he Realized his name is not Léon.

@hyrumpack5885 Год назад

You should play 3d Geometry dash by DelugeDrop

@pravculear Год назад

hi blitz!

@kill-me-now Год назад

why is that me at night trying to do stuff without tons of sounds but not being able to

@sifi-bx7rz Год назад

Blitz being a yoga instructor be like

@TehKazlehoff Год назад

so, this is basically QWOP

@Yoda98292 Год назад

Alternative video title, "I played QWOP 2.0"

@LatvianBoi-yd7iz Год назад

Hi blitz!

@noahschlebus8600 Год назад

17:02 WHAT THE

@IntelligentZombie420 Год назад

imagine if this was multiplayer with Intern

@aranbiswas7527 Год назад

Controlling 1 guy😂

@jonathanfoekens720 Год назад

Love the content

@Gunjamed Год назад

Oh my

@ahmetmuhsinuyman4539 Год назад

i had never laugh so loud ever before :D 16.08

@tatianna_prassetyo Год назад

"how does walking work now?" Blitz forgot how to walk 101 there.

@NalopX Год назад

yep blitz definitely is subscribed to scrap man...

@simeonvanloenen1389 Год назад

Yeah it’s kinda weird/suspicious that they upload a lot of similar content like scrapman will upload a video and then a few days later blitz uploades a video on the same game too saw that blitz did this with quite a few other youtubers too