I Bought a Knife for a CRAZY PERSON 

Heather gets nauseous every time she's in my new car, I bought a psychopath a knife, and Klean loves Elder Scrolls more than me.

Who the shit eats string cheese like that 😐

Heather: hunts, fishes, boils dead things for their skulls. Donut: doesn't peel string cheese. Donut, you need help.

On this episode of Donut Vlogerator. Donut does his best interpretation of a portlandite

donut is a basically a stay at home mom with a bunch of pets

Donut is missing a vape pen and glasses without lenses.

Watching anyone drive the Tesla is giving me flashbacks to watching Knight Rider as a kid...all that Plaid needs is the light bar of red LEDs on the grille and KITT's green offspring is ready to go :P

"I find my dead things... for the most part." One of the funniest/scariest things I have ever heard a woman say.🤣😱

I love Caleb. He seems like the gentlest of giants and just an all around good dude.

"Guys I think Heather broke up with me again" *Stares at bitten string cheese*

I'm with Heather, it's called string cheese. The real measure of a serial killer though is, filling a bowl of cereal with milk before the cereal.

Hell yeah. Heather kicks ass. I love that she's providing by hunting and fishing. You two rock harder than Pantera. 🤟🏾🤙🏾

Man, Donut this comment will get lost in your section but thats okay just wanna say how much I love your vlogs, perfect to just chill out to and see how a great functioning couple and friendship group is. Fck all those idiots that shit on the Tesla and the stuff u decide to buy been a big fan of your main channel and your vlogs for some time and its awesome to see everything u get upto

Your and Heather’s chemistry and relationship is awesome. I love how well you feed off each other and accept each other’s lifestyle and tastes.

Donut, if you use your phone as a key, you can open the trunk and frunk on your app… you don’t need to carry your “key” with you, you can hook up your phone and when you get close to your car, the car will recognize your phone and open your door automatically.. If your using your little “car” key, I think if you press the hood on it, the frunk will open and same if you press the trunk on your little car key fob

I'm glad I'm not the only one who always watches Mr.Ballens vidoes the same day they come out eveytime too lol

Great to catch this on time , keep up the work

You just love making us all starving hungry showing all this good food every video

Dude, I feel the EXACT same way when I go into a kitchen store like that. I love high-end kitchen knives. Personally, Wustof Ikon knives are my favorite. You can buy them off of eBay a LOT cheaper than from those stores, too.

Love the little cameo from MrBallen's voice!

Love the vlogs

I gotta say bruh, having lived in s.a my entire life I always enjoy seeing you out&about. Also your restaurant recommendations are bomb af and your random ass vlogs help get me through a 13hr shift(haven't had a day off in 2 weeks). If you're ever around Broadway stop by the San Antonio Botanical Gardens(if you let me know when, I'll have some guest passes for you and Heather@ the front kiosk, tell em b-gardens security sent ya). Much love& gratitude!

I love that donut shows the same spices every three vlogs, it really makes me think they are good.

I've been waiting for the new vlog man. Almost went to bed without a vlog haha.

Love the music in this

I love this blog.

Loving the Our Last Night playing in the background

The random upload times add so much flavour to the fever dream

Just the casual Mr. Ballen Podcast in the background 👌 keep it up donut love the content

I love the vlogs with you and heather it's the sweetest shit man :)

You were totally listening to Mr. Ballen in the Tesla 😂😂. I recognized his voice right away, that’s awesome 😎

I know I've stayed up too late when I catch the daily blogs as they upload

You can NEVER go wrong with Wusthof!

You are killing these uploads recently man! That new Tesla is amazing. Good for you, you’ve worked hard for everything you have man don’t let anyone make you feel any kind of way, they can fuck right off!

Lmfao I completely agree. Cheese sticks are meant to be unstrung & kitkats enjoyed one piece at a time🤣

Happy you made the car switch dude

Great choice of fever dream music buddy. Great video

Wusthof makes the best "off the shelf" knifes you can buy! Great stuff 👍

Again big 👍 for the swap to the Plaid ! Looking forward to seeing reactions from ya boyz.

Woke up to a new vlog.. I think today is gonna be a good day

Lol! I’ve totally been yelled at for biting a cheese stick before!

2:47- you are handing her a murder weapon, your murder weapon!

Very cool, Donut.

These daily Vlogs are soo cool man!!!💯💯 Def get yourself a *Editor* soo you can record and do your thang!!!💯👍 But keep up the grind!! We appreciate it!! Love the car!!💯🙋🙋

Great Knives!

Wusthof makes awesome knives. I have the same chef's knife at home for the past 3 years and it's still as sharp as when I bought it. Great choice. I now have 4 of their knives, including a smaller chef's knife and they're all awesome..

Cant wait for donut to realize hes driving a expensive spaceballs reference lol

The music was a nice add. I bite the kitkats too! Yet again another VLOG and I am left hungry.. * microwaves rammen*

“It’s free if you just take it” true statement

Love ya Donut, but I'm going to have to agree with Heather on the string cheese/kit-kat argument...lol

Digging that Cowboy Beebop wallpaper.

Nice ride

Ahh Tahjin on watermelon is freaking amazing

You gotta take the plaid to a track just to see what it can do with a real launch where you don’t have to worry about exploding to death. Oh my god, go with Mat to the freedom factory! Could you imagine the content and excitement?!

Please give us a full review of the new Tesla! That’d be a dope video 😎

I hope you like that wüsthof! Love our set! Also recommend the 6" pairing knife. It's the one I use more than any others in the block 👍

Was fully expecting to finish the "i get a tesla, a man bun, my woman hunts for me" with "I just need to move to California". I love these fever dreams.

The best part of string cheese is stringing the cheese!!!

I was thinking of Knight Rider, with that stearing wheel.

The ominous music when donut shows Heather's first chef knife.....

You need to make a vlog that is 100% cooking/grilling!

The streering wheel reminds me of the kit car from night rider

I eat leftover baked potatoes like that. Cold, like god intended.

Check out Cutco Knives if you collect chef knives. I have had mine since '94. American made, guaranteed forever. They also own and make K-Bar.

Enjoying the uploads man! Need to take demo for a ride for a reaction l.

Love collecting knifes i use a Yackel/ Enso

I like the steering wheel kind of mind you of night rider we got donut Hasselhoff as donut Knight should call your car kitt

new whip looks sick, still a fan of victorinox

I find it funny when people in Texas say it's cold and then there is zero snow on the ground. The Midwest is a tough place to live lol

Sur la table is ridiculous. My son took cooking classes there

I respect the way Klean eats potatoes

My buddy makes some insane custom chief knives. He was on forge in fire.

I’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout this, all week. I, so happened, to be gettin’ my knife sharpened, today. My mother is a former butcher/meat-cutter; and I’m a barber - so, I’ve always had an appreciation for well-crafted blades. Especially now that I have discovered I am, literally, allergic to all other than beef. I’ve always found it difficult to find ones - both knives and straight-blades - I think are properly weighted, to my preference. I am thankful the sharpener does excellent work, up here in Washington. My hair shears were sharpened better, than when I took ‘em to the Hikari headquarters - one of the best shear companies, out there; made from Japanese steel. Thankfully, I can send my stuff into him, when I move to AZ in May. My mother has carpal tunnel, and had these awesome knifes specially made for her, with a very uniquely positioned handled - the only knives like such, to ever have existed, from what she said (perhaps she wouldn’t have had such bad wrist damage and, now, have minimal movement, if she used the very knifes, which, were to design to support with preventing such). However, we lost ‘em in the Paradise, CA “wildfire,” a few years ago. Though, this just gives me the perfect opportunity to have ‘em remade - and be able to market ‘em; ‘cause I really think they’d sell, big time. As I stated, this subject has been on my mind, all week. So, I’m takin’ this Vlog as a sign, I’m in the right path and I get to take my idea seriously, and progress with such. When that happens, Donut - I’ll be sure to send one your way. Warmest regards. Also, as an autist*c psych*path (RU-vid censors comments), myself.. We’re not all crazy, violent people and criminals, without conscious or remorse (though, I don’t have much ability to feel regret).. I mean, I wouldn’t dare to chomp down on a solid piece of string-cheese, or not break a Kit-Kat apart, before eatin’ it. Heather’s right to be scared of you.

I'm pretty sure that in parallel universe Donut never went into the Navy and started a career as a chef instead...

Listening to mrballen in the tesla hahaha

The sting cheese isn't that bad but just biting into a full KitKat is barbaric.

This is Donut's "Yellow Food Channel"!

was that nicely shaped chefknive by any change the Wusthof Clasic Ikon? I own one and it is perfect! my bad, should have watched 1 minute longer... it is.... you are going to love that one!

Hey donut, U can get a full circle steering wheel for the plaid. I forgot the company but it's possible and from what I heard won't void the warranty.

I'm OK with the Tesla, and that you eat string cheese weird, but I cannot believe you bought Trident knives over Zwilling Henckels! :-) I used to sell knives and they are both awesome. At one time I thought their factories were really close to each other in Germany, which is why their knives look a lot alike. Enjoy!!

MrBallen in the background was nice

Get a Mac for your chef knife collection. Best purchase i made when it comes to chef knives

Amazon some Emeril's Original Essence Seasoning for that corn. Similar to what you got; but bit more flavor in my opinion. Killer on corn or eggs or stir-fry; just about anything actually.

Donut those knives are cool and I have a real good I just bought thats pretty fancy... but if your one offing knives like that... why not look at the custom knife makers on here... there is some real badass makers on here and its the way to go. I have bought some from snody and a few others... million times better than even high end and really the prices might be more in range of what you can spend on a high end knife at a store. after you buy customs its hard to buy normal ones...

Me seeing the title: Oh cool! Donut got himself something nice 🙂

Listening to mrballen in the car hahah you need him on the podcast so bad

Me: still patiently waiting for the fur missile coffee review

The ikon is a great knife, but if you go to a culinary store you can save like 10-30% from buying from a mall

Lets see a plaid launch!!!!!!

Elevators make me nauseous due to the motion with lack of sound. I bet EVs would do it to me, too. Good thing I will never be able to afford one, eh? 🤣😶🥺

I feel like going from a Hellcat to. Tesla Plaid is like stepping into a high powered computer and putting on super noise canceling headphones, all the power but 0 noise🤣

Tajin is also good on watermelon

Donut says he's cooking for all his friends... Films NONE OF IT That's my boy....lol

Here for Klean’s triceps

Did I hear you listening to Mr. Ballen in the Tesla? I hope we get to see him show up to the range or any of the videos. I don't know if he has yet.

Get Engine Sound Mod for Heather's condition!

The steering wheel reminds me of Knight Industries Two Thousand

ayo love you donut 😘😘

Those are some good knives donut i usually put some hot sauce on them and just eat them raw

Eats string cheese wrong the complains clean eats potatoes wrong🤣🤣🤣