I started uploading this video over ten thousand years ago. Before RU-vid was even invented. Wolly Mammoths helped edit it. RU-vid's upload speed is so slow that it only has reached you today.
I put myself in cryofreeze to arrive at this moment, but I am afraid I may have been too early. The video is only 68% uploaded and that isn't nice. At this rate humanity will collapse before I release this.
Update: Six years have passed. It is now at 73%.
Update 2: Fourty-Seven more years have passed. The video is at 90%. People no longer watch videos via RU-vid and instead have advertisements beamed directly into their brains without any attached entertainment.
Update 3: The Upload has finished. Skyrim has been re-released 142,816 times on every platform known to man while I waited. You can now use your microwave to be the Dovahkiin. Overwatch 2 has still not released.
Update 4: This took so long, I sat in this box for hours, and somehow it never occurred to me to use this time to timestamp stuff. I am a good RU-vidr.
Update 5: I didn't include the Epilogue because it's boring. If you would like to know how it goes: The answer is Time Stop OP, Kerrigan OP, Kerrigan OP. She sure is balanced.
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0:00 - Dark Whispers
2:02 - Ghosts in the Fog
3:37 - For Aiur!
3:46 - The Growing Shadow
4:06 - The Halberd of Adun
5:15 - SkyShield
7:54 - Brothers With Arms
9:08 - Forbidden Weapon
9:30 - Amon's Reach
10:24 - Last Stand
14:36 - Temple of Unification
15:53 - Harbinger of Oblivion
16:51 - Unsealing the Past
18:44 - Purification
20:58 - Steps of the Rite
22:47 - Rak'Shir
24:53 - Templar's Charge
25:50 - Templar's Return
26:07 - The Host
29:24 - Salvation
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