I Challenged A Psychic vs. A Stock Broker 

And it made him money

"Avoid quad bikes at all cost" - sound advice for Rik Mayall and Ozzy Osbourne.

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Just you wait when we see Max ride quad bike in one of the next videos, because he'd like to put her predictions to the test :D

Max is naturally inebriated. It might be neurological...

One of the tenets of sillyism 🙏

I simply assume they are

@@snomcultist189trueeeee

probably is

She didn't see that coming did she

Smoothest transition I've seen!

Had me in tears 😂

@@Avoug Good one

Clever

Well, technically he invested in quadbikes on his own.

@@taodivinity1556 he wouldn't have if she hadn't brought it up

@@taodivinity1556 W, that means she dont get 1.72 therefore proving she was wrong

He should've racked up an enormous loss and gotten half of the money lost back from her.

Dude sehe should okay half of the losses he had cuz of her 😂😂

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what if the bagel was half the profit

No he does not. He made it despite her and he lost time that is greater than what he made

@@VideoViewer33512 But he said fine ?

@@robbiestrong6398unlikely in London 😂

You mean the one where he asks "Hey is it okay if I ask a fortune teller?" 😆

was also thinking that, the amount of anxiety that dude goes through with max... hahahah

why the hell would the accountant care lol if i was the accountant i wouldn’t gaf

@@archsys307 good thing you're not an accountant then...? lmao

@@mariposa77717 saying that you would feel anxiety as the accountant implies you think a garden variety financial advisors' livelihood (note he's not some kind of bigshot billionaire attache) is heavily impacted by the performance of a single client's account that sounds like something a 10 year old would say that reminds me of this one clip of an ubereats delivery guy walking onto a college basketball court during a live game and someone commented "give him a raise for the dedication he probably bought a $50 ticket just to deliver that" i mean there's a lot of ten year olds on youtube i suppose

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Of course, he’s our great leader of sillyism after all

I feel like she knew who he was and watched his videos, just so she could make well informed disses

​@@crypticcryptid4702and she said he is in media and likes being infront of a camera and they were filming

Psychics that are considered good are actually just good at cold reading, which is basically observing the person and making conclusions and educated guesses based on the stuff you see

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

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More 100/100 to make the study more accurate

idk mate 1000/1000 would be wayyyy more accurate @@Ikirus

@@Ikirusyeah but then everybody would’ve got 250 bucks which is nothing.

@@AroMaths just limit them to penny stocks or something then. since it still basically comes down to whether their choices go up or down, the cost doesn't necessarily matter

~30/30 would be enough for significant results

he prolly made like 10 grand on this vid alone lmao

It's not lost until you sold!

@@333arianna : But if he also took out an insurance piece as well... WELL... then.. it is a different kettle of fish altogether ! ....

Literally cashed out at the market bottom lmao, I hope that link marine made a bag tho. God speed degen!

I like your videos

Yeah tbh, the physic staying even during that time is fairly impressive

​@@zacharyenglish2904 I'm assuming he invested during a UK market crash lol

Remind me what Shopify is again.... 😂🤣

@@glenjamindle that was just so well timed 😅

Somebody not even close to the financial industry here - people have known that for years

Not to come off as rude then but, if their advice is known hogwash, then why are they still around at all?

​@MichaelJCaboose013 well, why are fortune tellers still around?

I trust fortune tellers as far a I can throw them

well they make educated guesses i'd say, but there's always risk involved@@MichaelJCaboose013

Remind me what’s Shopify

Honestly how he did that plug was the most impressive part of the whole video

@@DarkDodgerhow is it impressive that he asked her to say that?

@@ReflexBeats Looked legit to me :D

@@DarkDodger you did not stop to think that he probably asked her to say that?

She so wanted a "I knew it moment", but well saved on her part to justify her completely wrong vision...

​@@tiloaloyeah , it was so obvious, if he said yes to quad bikes , she wanted a 'yes, I knew before you told me ' . If he said no , switch to , ' good , you should avoid It '.

Still above the finance bros

Dammmmmn that's harsh!, why ya gotta be insulting parrot & goldfish like that!

As one should

Kinda fair

Michael Reeves' goldfish outperformed the market, so goldfish way above fortuneteller and random finance bros

that was honestly the most psychic thing. not only could he be infront of the camera but also an actor or something. i bet he would be good infront of the camera. he gives off that aura, he should really try it one day

Wait till they ask "Do you or another member of the family have a birthday coming up some point within the year?"

He already tricked them into eating roadkill. Playdough is next.

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You're giving him ideas

Well he got them to eat roadkill

Not playdough, roadkill

And would actually go through with it!!

max and kindergarten... doesn't sound like a good combo i think

max fosh & recess therapy collab when

Nope, if it was so simple you could make a fortune by shorting finance bros' picks.

Honestly a bit surprised they didn’t just say “any ETF”

It's more like 3 months is too short a period to establish whether or not a strategy actually works or not. The stock market on aggregate is volatile (randomly goes up or down a lot), with individual companies even more so. Over time this volatility cancels itself out, and your good companies will be reliably up and the bad ones down, but that is over the span of years, not months.

​​​@@cordellvangenderen8796 Yeah, I once had to play the stock market game for school, except it only lasted two weeks... I knew that wasn't enough time for profit, and since it wasn't real money, I invested it all in penny stocks hoping for a miracle. We had $1000 and I was actually up $300 at one point, sadly I ended with a loss of $3... One or my stocks went from about $1 to $4 and then back to $1 in the span of about 3 days.

@@clray123 so..... kind of like what the finance bros did actually do? with game stop? and now people are trying to reform the entire system?

Man, that sucks. A whole $36.28. I would be sad to loose my $13.47, can't imagine how it would feel to loose so much more.

How are you so rich I only have $9.42 that would be the end of the world if I lost it

@@thesamri4825 WTF how do you earn that much? I only have 6.74. If I lost this I don't know how else I would afford my McDonald's.

@@thesamri4825you have nine whole dollars? I’m stuck at $4.95

But she won him 3 pounds so it ok!

But that must be in a professional setting, surely? Like, it's not illegal for me to advice my friend financially, right? If neither of us are in that line of work at least. Guess it's to do with intent and stuff. No? Do you know more precisely?

And what about putting medical diagnostics 😂 ? She is just a charlatan.

This looks more like chatgpt than chatgpt itself

paragraph of yap

chatgpt ass answer

second language?

@@coinbowl no. ChatGPT.

In ways the developers never expected

That was just her covering her tracks for her guess about quad bikes not hitting any points.

I mean, that's just sensible advice - they're really quite dangerous.

Psychology is trash and ocd is of the domain of psychiatry, the real doctors and mental health professionals. Psychology is for the occasional peptalk your barber can give better.

lmao ok hun, please dont ever get mental health support then @@terrafluent4238

​@@terrafluent4238yeah but psychiatry depends on psychology like duh? Its a premed for a reason, psychology is literally a science of mind and thought, consciousness and unconscious, it literally has subjects like developmental psychology, cognitive psychology, and abnormal psychology all of which has medical foundations used in the medical setting, plus it even has experimental and research studies thus making APA one of the most reliable foundations of research on medical psychology and psychiatry. It even has a masters for clinical psych built for diagnosing mental health disorders. Not only you are wrong that OCD belongs only in the domain of psychiatry, you are also wrong about psychologyist not being mental health professionals. There is literally a health system built for mental health and in the ideal world the frontliners or first line professionals are guidance counselors then psychologists and then psychiatrist. i get the idea that psychiatrist are medical doctors but they are then again trained in psychology and are pathologists for mental health disorders so why have a different domain right? Its because psychologists can offer treatments such as therapy for behavioral disorders. Just like OCD, it can be diagnosed by a psychologist and a treatment regiment includes Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT), PTSD? Again may be CBT or even exposure therapy, schizophrenia? Manic-depressive disorder? Psychosocial therapy may be employed to treat non severe cases of mental illness. Psychiatry on the other hand, can and will diagnose, just like psychologists, but whats the difference? They use their MD backgrounds, their primary treatment regiments are often medicine, for OCD typically anti-depressants are used since failure to achieve compulsion behaviour leads to anxiety therefore reinforces repetitive behaviour therefore manifesting obsession things like that; and for severe cases of personality and mental disorders Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) may be used. So see? Their in the same domain, the treatment makes it unique to both fields, since in the end its the patient's life is what makesnit important to have that distinction, since we want to avoid drug reliance, toxicity, and increased tolerance since thats not curative anymore, and we want to avoid regression from therapy, thats why there are proper treatments unique for each patients. So i hope u gain some kind of respect to psychology, since your defence to your argument sounds like "AWww miDWiveS and DR nUrSes aRe noT reAL MeDiCal profeSsIonaLS IN DeLiverINg a BAby, leAVe iT To THe OB/GYN's" just plain stupid and wrong

⁠​⁠@@terrafluent4238ah yeah because people get degrees so they can give the occasional pep talk. Freud and Maslow studies human behavior their entire lives for giving pep talks

Slight iron deficiency and irritable bowel WTF

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What was the ad? I have adblockers so I can't see them

that shopify plug was amaaazing - paid actors could not have done it better ;-)

I was expecting "sponsored by Trading212" or something

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Exactly, that could be the most descriptive channel name.

He probably did, but it was cancelled out by the losses from what everyone else reccomended him.

I think that's a really great point, it's not hard to find a winning stock if you randomly pick a few dozen stocks. The real difficulty is NOT picking a bunch of losing stocks at the same time.

Truth.. my gf spends hours upon hours weekly on personal finance learning,reading, watching youtube and I maybe spent 2 hours looking at stuff in 2 years, bought a bunch of rather safe ETFs and they're all well in the plus, more than double of hers percentage wise. I did buy a few individual company stocks, with less good results. Diverse investments are better, if one company goes down, others go up. And unless something really horrible happens, or you panic sell, things will at least more or less even out

@@CookingWithCows what ETFs did you go for? I reasoned as the majority of my investments will be in my workplace pension that I can't control (overweighted into FTSE100 ETF and underweighted into the S&P500 sadly) that I might as well go a bit "hog wild" with whatever money I have leftover to invest and went for a nearly 50/50 split on Automation and Robotics ETF and the Global Clean Energy ETF with the remainder for a Defence ETF once the war in Ukraine ends and the prices of all the Defence companies hopefully crash a bit.

That they're professional scam artists, who don't appear that professional? Yeah. They remind me of in person phishing emails, purposely being foolish, semi-illiterate and barely following logic, so that if someone doesn't go 'lol okay no, bye' at that point, the only people left are sufficiently gullible.

Yeah, the fortune telling session was so uncomfortable. Especially when she pointed out obvious shit like “You do childish\silly shit~” or “you’d be good in front of a camera~” when there’s a big ass camera in her face

@@end_slayer “Do you race quad bikes or are intending to?” ‘No’ “Stay away from quad bikes” is what did it for me. Must be so many poor saps who avoid things in life because of dumb lines like this.

@@Windows-kz4ke yeah fr. One of Jaiden animations fortune tellers *told* her she’d be in an accident

​@@Windows-kz4kea good tactic tbh. Make up something super specific and random to up your cred.

u have weird ass stepbro's if they just get pregnant overnight, i think they should look at their birth certificate for their gender first

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If you or anyone you know (male) does a pregnancy test and its positive please see your doctor asap

Actually, if it's positive, it's a sign of testicular cancer. Seriously.

​@@kurokofs113Found the transphobe guys

It would have been interesting to hear her reply if he said "no problem, that means you'll pay me half the losses right?" - how much faith does she have in her predictions :)

@@wacka. technically she deserverd half of that bagel

Because they understand happiness comes from within and prefer a humble life of trying to show off as much as they can and make as much money as they can without being successful

@@cailemkostiuk377 They're grifters, crooks, and psychopaths that prey on weakness, grief, and uncertainty. They're nothing but scum.

funny one @@cailemkostiuk377

@@cailemkostiuk377Yet they are happy to take your money because they know damn well that "happiness" doesn't pay the bills

@@cailemkostiuk377or because they can’t predict the future lol

He is your everything