Fun Fact: Pain and Suffering would be lifted 4,528 feet in the air to get to the 5,279 foot altitude of the stadium based on the Flint, Michigan location. This would make it the tallest building in the world by 1,811 feet. Not too shabby for the local hunter-gatherers of 4AD. NOTE: Agriculture would take at least 500 years to spread to the people of Pain and Suffering stadium.
4:08 "If you hit it over here it's a hate crime" lol 5:02 " on the bright side that will save the quiet kids a fortune on ammo" you have some savage one liners in this. You earned a new subscriber
Frosti: I’m gonna avoid getting in trouble this time Also Frosti: Makes jokes about Michigan’s terrible water, LGBTQ, and cows being next to a beef burger joint.
"Devers was almost the first one to be cancelled, he hit a foul ball to right-- but immediately dropped down to one knee, that quick thinking and PR work is gonna land him in the hall of fame" That one got me 😂
michigander here, gotta make some comments 1. none of Michigan has an elevation higher than 1989 feet, which makes this even funnier 2. flint does not really have a beach, but it does have a beautiful river with very clean water that has no lead at all, nope. 2. flint is also a field, so the fact that you made it look like it's in the desert further elevates the comedy here 3. there is a lot of farming over there, so right on the money with the cows 4. flint is a liberal city and is a big shithole, so spot on
How about: 500 ft down the lines, 300 in the alleys, 500 to dead center; Add humps in the outfield; Replace the batter's eye with a bank of lights; Put huge speakers behind home plate that play crying babies when the visitors are at bat; Place the flagpole between the pitcher's mound and 2nd base; Have the lights unexpectedly flash random patterns.
Real life version: Sam Lynn Ballpark in Bakersfield, CA. 354 to dead center, field pointed the wrong way. A huge batter's eye had to be built so the batter at the plate doesn't burn his retinas from the setting sun. Also, no roof or canopy over the stands. Hot, miserable, outdated and located in a very sketchy neighborhood. No wonder that MiLB contracted the Bakersfield Blaze and moved them to North Carolina.
(2025 MLB offseason; Cooperstown, New York) MLB Commissioner Amy Anderson: I sent an armored military-grade helicopter to inspect the ballpark known as Pain and Suffering, with Ballpark Inspector Izuku Midoriya in the cockpit; let's listen in on what he has to say about it. (turns on communications radio, which has a direct connection to the helicopter) Amy: Izuku, are you there? Izuku: (through helicopter radio) Loud and clear, Amy! Amy: How does it look in terms of the stadium? Izuku: (through helicopter radio) It's one of WORST MLB ballpark I've ever seen!! Amy: Do we have to shut it down, Izuku? Izuku: (through helicopter radio) Something just fired at the helicopter! I think it was a missile! Amy: GET THE [EXPLETIVE] OUT OF THERE!!! (explosion) Izuku: (through helicopter radio) WE'RE GOING DOWN!!! Amy: WHAT??? Izuku: (through helicopter radio) Tell my fiance that I love her. (static is replaces the radio feed; Amy turns the communications radio off) Amy: We lost our Ballpark Inspector. (the next day; Amy is comforting Uraraka, in which the latter is crying) Amy: He was the only Ballpark Inspector we had, Uraraka; I'm sorry. Uraraka: (crying) HE WAS MY FIANCE!!! I WAS GOING TO MARRY HIM NEXT MONTH!!! NOW HE'S DEAD!!! (one week later; Flint, Michigan) Amy: We have to demolish this ballpark IMMEDIATELY!! Watch out for missiles! They can INSTANTLY destroy ANYTHING that hinders our progress!! (the next day) Amy: I can't BELIEVE that those missiles destroyed our demolition vehicles!! Time for Plan B: IMPLOSION!! (3½ days later) Demolition operator: Implosion failed, Commissioner Anderson. Amy: WHY??? Demolition operator: Somehow everything was made of slabs of solid steel that's immune to dents and stains! Amy: I'M CALLING THE MILITARY!!! (two weeks later) Amy: I can't BELIEVE that the military went OVERBOARD with that missile!! Not only did it destroy Pain and Suffering, but it also destroyed the ENTIRE city of Flint, Michigan!! Me: The missile also wiped out the cities of Detroit, Cleveland, and Toronto! Now there only 27 MLB TEAMS!! I'm afraid that those cities will have to be replaced with their Triple-A affiliate cities. Amy: What cities would those be? Me: Toledo, Columbus, and Buffalo; I'll text the Mayor of each of those cities and tell them that, effective immediately, the local baseball teams have been promoted to Major League status because they'll be in the American League Central.
Forget about striking out at every at bat. A bad day here would be you hit a foul ball, it ricochets off a gay pride flag pole, smashes a window in the projects, knocks out one of Bebe's kids, you get cancelled on Twitter, and then sued for $250,000.
I just found your channel and this is hilarious, BTW I'm a local realtor around the Springfield area. If there's ever anything I can do for you I'd be happy to help.
Flint, Michigan is my hometown. Yes, we have Kearsley Lake and Holloway Reservoir for some beaches. They’re not too bad. Just don’t swim in the Flint River or a swimming pool filled with tap water.
Your videos are golden man. I appreciate all the time you take to run scores up to 999 to 5! Please don’t stop making these! Can you make another Gorman video!
Was gunna fast forward.and see the park but I'm not missing the jokes damn 911 and flint within the first 1:14 lol how many more can we get in 7 mins lol KEEP THEM COMING and if you don't think it's funny I feel sorry for you , life has to be lame with absolutely no humor
