I'd Rather Be Kicked in the Pucker (Than to Eat Pig Puckers) - Valhalla Studios, Kauai 

What do you do when lockdown hits your birthday?
Write a song about baloney sandwiches of course!
Everybody knows that process porcine terminus isn't fit for man.
Recorded in steamy Valhalla Studios on the island of Kauai.
Tracked old-school style with 2 large diaphragm condenser room mics.
(for some reason the first time I uploaded this audio was in left channel only...)