I'd rather slam my head in a car door and gouge my ear drums out than listen to canoe ass Creed 

That term is funny as shit.....canoe metal.

They want what

Raw Dawg, good name for a blackthrash band

Yes, it's great and refreshing, I think he's influencing how i think and talk about stuff lol

The funny thing is I like creed canoe 🛶 first album it’s very canoe 🛶 but Scott’s lyrics resonated with me because I was addicted to heroin during those times and creed music is what helped me quit opioids

@@Satanism666-n6nMütiilation resonated with me the most when I was shooting dope and was there for me too when I got clean. Fuck Creed 💉 💉

I think Lifehouse is even worse.

J-dawg remembers the poser shit way more than I do.

yeah new infernal execrator is pretty cool but it's not as good as the first two

I read this. Then spit my coffee. About time someone said something actually funny while bustin the Dawgs balls

I'll be there Monday night in SF

@@westonvirginia6458 there’s a slight delay with tonight’s show. Possesesd is stuck at the border they said.

‘Twas the night before Creedsmas And all through the tub The tweakers were stirring It smelt like dead shrubs The stockings were filled With Kid Rock and Seether In hopes that old Spongedawg Would have a damn seizure

We should give them a special "Dumb Dumb of the Day Alert" title.

That’s kind of fuckin awesome

Well it’s based on your browsing history 😂

@@KD-7705 still awesome

I did get an old ad for HHR once and discogs

yeah i keep getting shit for gun holsters and nikki haley

LOL Hilarious post bruh! Cory Feldman's attempts at "music" are a sight to behold and before you ask, No, I didn't pay to see him live, I saw him on RU-vid.

3 things that I hope to never have to listen to again

Corey Feldman was awesome in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Actually Limp bizkit is not a bad band and Freddurst used to mock the silly tough guys jocks who supported his band.

@@Humandisconnect Yeah lb had a few gems like rearrange and stuck, pollution, counterfeit

Plays bass as well

doesnt whats his fuckin name do bass on this joel from in aeternum@@Riky_Jones yeah devo and joel did bass. maybe arioch/mortuus did bass on a couple songs but not the whole thing.

Cirith Ungol? Scent of Death? Maze of Sothoth? Grave Desecrator?

Spectral voice/undergang! Grotesqueries! Autopsy! Catacomb! Anthropophagus!

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 the new Grave Desecrator is amazing. Definitely in my top 10 of the year.

Taist of Iron? Yskelgroth? Extinction? Marduk? Taist of Iron, again?

Let me try this again it got deleted Morguebreath/bh split Demoncy Profanatica Carcinoid

The tampon boys complained to RU-vid.

i noticed that as well. it had to be the video titles. they lose their minds over that crap.

Their best in years.

i need to listen to my copies already. i still havent even listened to the "new" unanimated though . be aware the US version of the new marduk is a different pressing plant than the EU copies..

@@ianswift3521 how are they different?

I would rather listen to my own face being punched than listen to creed

Legion of Doom is a great track. Kam sounds kind of like a beast on that one

@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal The Mantas demos are awesome for sure!

@@dinkins335 Fuck yeah they are. I wish spiritual healing hit as hard as legion of doom. Kam seriously kicked major ass

i like how this channel is mostly about inventing people to get mad at. "bro what if someone liked death but didn't know they were mantas, bro they are so fucking stupid bro". i don't think i ever met someone like that, normies don't even know who death is, only people into death metal do, and those people usually are aware that they used to be called mantas.

@@assasinator1980 but do you know who Venom from Spiderman is?

HILARIOUS!!!!!

Already have brah, there was some inspired ranting right after the scream.

@Leave_The_Hall_69 It's from the 1996 Legacy of Kain series video game called Blood Omen; he was a kind of wizard of mental power, but went mad after his wife was murdered and infected the land with his madness. Nupraptor the Mentalist. He was killed by the titular character, the vampire Kain who took his head as an offer to the powers that be (The Pillars of Nosgoth, of which Nupraptor was previously the guardian of the pillar of the mind) in order to restore balance; he had to kill all the guardians. Excellent storytelling and voice acting and music.

Cool 🧛‍♂️👍🏻

Me too. Homegirls got that big ol' butt.

Not sure if I want to deal with the attitude that comes along with those homegirls, though. I guess it's "this is how you remind me" 🎶

I can see having a cutoff but not liking them at all?!

Maybe they’re not down with the devil

@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal there down with poser black metal and the good shit

@@dinkins335 idk man this dude is super picky with music he claims that MA and deicide doesn’t have the same kinda punch that obituary has lol

@@pookiebearv2859 I like a lot of Obituary. I think they have a few that hit pretty damn hard. But they also have some of the most boring fuckin riffs and songs I have ever heard. But hey, I quit trying to convince people what’s good and what’s bad long ago.

Lb cover of behind blue eyes by The Who was amazing though And some of the songs on three dollar bill. To be honest, Fred is a decent canoe 🛶 a canoe nonetheless though

Korn ball tongue is what helped me quit meth their whole first album I resonated with cause I came from a broken home

Dopesick by Eyehate God both made me stay on AND quit heroin lol

@@off6848 lol good album

@@off6848 not my favorite album by them, in the name of suffering is probably their darkest album. I just got a hoodie with that album cover.

That Satanic Warmaster technically came out Dec 2022 - I listened to it a little and thought it was pretty good.. That album cover is def 666 skulls for sure🔥🔥🔥… Hells has the vinyl - I gotta pick one up before they’re gone

It's got the drummer from deus mortum too. I went to metal threat earlier this year and got to talk to him for like 20minutes. A lot of those Polish bands are really good.

thunderbolt and the DEUS MORTEM with the final vocalist of thunderbolt are fantastic

thunderbolt has the SINGER from deus mortem, thunderbolts singer = deus mortem singer. also PLAGA's singer. @@SKvldlf

on that same level he also should try AZARATH BLASPHEMERS MALDICTION.

@@SKvldlf Yeah, the drummer is a complete monster on the drums

What we have here is a display of extreme fanaticism for Metallic chronology and categorization. Not healthy bruh.

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 It's as health as it GETS brah brah! I'm writing a book "How to Spot a Poser" - you passed with flying colours!

@@Mofos_of_MetalLOLOL Och! Zing!! You win bruh, you win!!! \m/

gz media. they have a manufacturer called pirates press if you want to use a US based company.

@@ianswift3521 🤘

I didn’t know people were claiming they were a good band now lol, but it’s not that surprising I guess. It’s the same reason kiddos recently started dressing like it’s the 90s again. People just riding the waves of ridiculous trends 🤢

Creed doesn’t exist any more brah brah 😉 they are talking about Tremonti and Alter Bridge

@@jimmycampbell78 butt rock is still butt rock.

@@andrewgabriel4408 creed is buttrock - judas priest is cockrock - ratt is glamrock, but who is it that plays dadrock????

@@andrewgabriel4408 I listen to all metal(death, thrash, doom, black, prog, glam etc) and bands that are alt-rock and classic/prog/geezer rock too.

Sam and sponge both on the video a day train brah brah

The Cereal Killer, Sam Sulek!! That Harm's Way vocalist and Greg Pucciato (The Dillinger Escape Plan) are/were jacked to the gills! I still remember seeing that training video of Lambesis doing a collab with Dana Linn Bailey. Fans made her pull it for what he attempted to have done.. then, when he got out, they did another collab! 😹

austrian death machine is trash

Seven Churches is the first death metal album to be released.

nah fuck that shit, that album is 80% thrash @@paulhetrick1759

maybe he'll talk about something you want to hear about tomorrow. who gives a shit its free

@@ianswift3521 maybe tomorrow you won't take internet comments to heart and get offended for another grown man, lighten up.

Dawg only likes the saucy boys.

@@djskootr13 if he's so brutal, why even bring up Creed.

​@@123slowdownit's hidden in his poooooooooooseeeeeeer ass microwave brotown 🐌💿

Huw's projecting again everyone...Huwie's a sad broken little man.😥

I’ve got Creed and Alter Bridge CDs right there alongside my death metal collection 🤣🎸

It absolutely does, and Morgan didn't write a thing on it. Mortuus wrote everything.

To me it sounded like they re used riffs the whole way through and even used riffs from 2 funeral mist albums back.

@@SKvldlf I didn’t really pick up on that. I thought it was just brutal and intense all the way through.. it sounded like a step up from Victoria

@@FitBeastNY666 I did like it a lot more than viktoria.

@@SKvldlf Viktoria How poser 🛶 of me to write Victoria😂

Dude. It's Dummy Burger.

@@Poser_Metal_Records or dimmu snoregir

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 okay. I'm not really sure how it all works. Doesn't it have something to do with ads? If there isn't ads it's not being monetized? I have been using premium all year so I haven't seen an ad in a long time.

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 but he is uploading the videos with like 7 days delay, so at the time he recorded it it was still monetized probably.

@@SKvldlf Yea I also didn't notice when he was monetized, or not because I use ublock origin that blocks the ads..

​@@lopolikI use jBlock Origin.

The tampon boy branding has to be the most dangerous weapon in his arsenal.

That is Creed fans. They don't like most of their songs and listen to the same songs 10000000000000000000000000 times.

You poor bastard

As a dumb American I can confirm that I have no clue what it means

@@fermentedfetalsludge I asked other americans on discord, and no one knew what that meant either. LOL

Some people put arooni like he does on words. It's not foreign to this American. An old friend of mine does that. I have picked up a bit of slang from him though... ha ha.

@@corystafford4958 That's Coolaroonie brah brah.

He must have made it up himself. He has his own phrases that I now use as well like "Send home on a stretcher", "Dear in the headlights dick in the mouth" and "DPed in the ass."

Dawgs mentioned Razor plenty of times.. he’s uses the “Up your ass right here right now” line a lot.

Noob? He's named dropped Razor several times.

You took the bait. Has he mentioned Blessed are the Sick?@@distributorovkvlt-points5481

I saw on the news some boxer from my city is going to Russia to box!

​@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Misses Hall I'm forever intrigued by your divine, ever-wise, online presence. But yer slippin' you didn't mention REDDIT! Are you the real you (and can you confirm that) or are you Kevin Levrone jammin' to Nickleback??? Cannnnnnoe central!

@@Leave_The_Hall_69Ahhhh fuckin' Reddit this bruh! I'll chuck yah a KP if you can accurately give me the name of the band and song title, that these lyrics belong to. Hey man I gotta tell you a story Listen man what I go to say It took place here in a sunny afternoon And there was nothing to do We were all very hungry and had nothing to eat So we started to search for food Some time later we found a deli-store But this wasn't what we wanted Junk Food is the only exception Junk Food is the rule over everything Junk Food and some chocolate ice-cream Junk Food is that what we want We skated downhill on the sidewalks of mainstreet And finally we found the right store As we came very close to the great holy place We begun to see our faves Oreo - the chocolate sandwich Chocomel - number one drink of Holland Kit Kat - the British waffelsnack Bazooka - the best chewing gum [Chorus:] If you're hungry and have no idea what to eat The only answer is: Junk Food that is what we want In the store were five cute looking girlies And we asked them for the best teeth killer They were not interested in answering our questions 'cause sex was on their minds We were thinking now if we should take off with them We said no to this great offer The girls were surprised and asked for an explanation I said Junk Food is what we want M&M's - the chocolate candies Raider - the double snack 31 - the USA ice - cream [Chorus] At five o'clock after the great delicious meal We met at the rehearsal room Suddenly the door went open And the five girls came with more stuff Oreos - for Mr.Cash M&M's for Psycho II ant Mr.T Chocomel for Mr.Hoo P Milky Way for Mr.Space Man

Nigga, he said seven churches is the first album not recording

Best seats yayyy 🎬🍿🛋️🍿🎬

@@RaWaRbandNigga plllease, Taist of Iron pre-dates the mighty Seven Churches by a whole year bruh bruh.

🎵Can you take me higher?🎵

@@JB-wh9ux The wise Sponge knows best

@@icankillbugs Demanufacture smacks the sponge silly with hyperblastin’ GROOVE 💪🧽🐳🛟🐙

another PAAAAAID Scaroonie.

Down with da Jewil bruh ✡️🧽🤘🏾✡️

@@megatedassaultituary6783 hahahaha, Amen.

But does he downing 5 chocolate milk bottles every morning while listening to zum zum i would like to know brahski 🤔🧽🍫🍼

That sounds like a Loren Means question.

That’s not that bad, ball tongue by korn is what made me stop sm0king meth korn whole first album was very related cause I came from a broken home

being a man should be what got you to quit.

@@Humandisconnectsick Orchidectomy pfp

@@willburhans3018 Hell Yeah dude