100% Speedrunning Just Cause 3 Was a Terrible Mistake

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Gentlemen. Today we're speedrunning Just Cause 3 to 100%. I was given lots of dogs coin by Elon musk to play this game instead of BATTLEFIELD 2042 (This is definitely 100% true). I am speedrunning this game like my FAVOURITE Minecraft speedrunner DREAM!! (WOOOOOO!!!!) Who did not fight Floyd Mayweather or Logan Paul in FORTNITE or THE STATE OF ORIGIN (YEAH!!). I do not own any Apple products, but if I did, I would be very interested in WWDC21 and IOS 15 (VERY RELEVANT TO ME!)

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Комментарии : 6 тыс.

@RealCivilEngineerGaming 2 года назад

You hate bridges!?!?! Not cool man, not cool...

@cmac1350 2 года назад

It's only the bridges that architects make, don't worry

@rayzenlll2717 2 года назад

Don't worry he's just playing a role...right?

@WeedisMedicin 2 года назад

@@rayzenlll2717 he’s joking around

@CompoundNila 2 года назад

didn't know you watched him

@randomname8220 2 года назад

@@CompoundNila I don't but I'm here, it was recommended.

@FrenchyJr 2 года назад

Imagine being on the island seeing the government crumble in 20 hours by some dude with a parachute, wing suit, rope, and then leave to speed run another goverment collapse

@brycehawes38 2 года назад

*squirrel suit -Our Beloved General

@zythel341 2 года назад

and BOAT

@ian_3244 2 года назад

Welcome to just cause

@General_C Год назад

He really went and did just that. *For 30 hours.*

@honzakuklis1871 Год назад

@@General_C thats some serious dedication, doctor strange: *opens up a portal* Martincitopants: I HAVE BEEN SPEEDRUNNING FOR 30 HOURS Me: hmmmm E N T E R T A I N M E N T

@silxvrrr7007 2 года назад

14:35 For anyone wondering, yes that's actually a tactic, if there's a barricaded threat somewhere, they will actually put up speakers and blast music on full volume to make them surrender.

@Kansokusha76561 2 года назад

Makes sense. They'll be sleep deprived, and that can actually kill eventually.

@ChefofWar33 2 года назад

@@Kansokusha76561 Ear plugs exist though.

@deadlock8173 2 года назад

@@ChefofWar33 yea but hundreds of SUPER loud speakers are more powerful then ear plugs

@willb5278 2 года назад

@@ChefofWar33 Sound is vibration, it doesn't just travel through the air. It goes through your body as well. It's why recordings of your voice sound different to you than when you speak. You both hear the vibrations traveling directly from your throat/mouth to your eardrums, as well as the vibrating air, while recordings/other people usually only hear the air part. Which is a long winded way of saying, if the vibes are strong enough, they shake your whole body and render earplugs useless.

@justanegg6655 2 года назад

It’s phycological warfare and it’s effective

@davidgerrard6613 2 года назад

The Bavarium wingsuit turns JC3 into the best Iron Man game we've ever had. Soooo satisfying and fun to use. Also I kinda like how this game handles upgrades and perks. You can just smash all the challenges right off the bat and go into the first chapter with almost everything maxed out

@JK-he9eg 2 года назад

Is this even allowed to use in a speedrun?

@davidgerrard6613 2 года назад

@@JK-he9egWell looks like Martin's setting the standard here so I suppose. Also some of the Sky Fortress challenges would be impossible to 5-star without it. It is possible to remove it once they're all done though, so probably won't be long until some ultra-sweatlord beats his time without the O.P Wingsuit, such is the way.

@lmao_nope 2 года назад

@@JK-he9eg ... why wouldn't it be allowed...?

@JK-he9eg 2 года назад

@@lmao_nope because its very op but the run is a all dlc run. So i think its ok to use

@PomadaGaming 2 года назад

I know goddamn right

@gruggerduggerhoose 2 года назад

“I suffered yet another smooth brain moment.” Me, on a daily basis.

@dani1999n 2 года назад

Me, on an hourly basis.

@joshuapowell6822 2 года назад

Me, just me.

@Josh-ws5ld 2 года назад

@notjosephstalin6391 2 года назад

@Piotr14734 2 года назад

@killercards7733 2 года назад

“That’s right I’m doing it again” is this man insane

@yourallygod8261 2 года назад

I mean this'll be the second time so not insane yet :)

@thatshortkid1277 2 года назад

Your new here aren’t you

@brucereimers8095 2 года назад

This guy is crazy

@Mr.Goosenhand 2 года назад

This guy would send you into the stratosphere if he wanted to.

@killercards7733 2 года назад

@@thatshortkid1277 nope but holy shit I thought this man at least had some lines he wouldn’t cross but apparently not

@genesis4322 2 года назад

He cut down an absolute ton of time with his newest run so watching this is incredible to see.

@ganon8835 2 года назад

completely different runs lmao

@genesis4322 2 года назад

Yes i was just saying it's amazing to see how he cut down that time.

@epix5385 2 года назад

Yea it’s real nice to see him improve But he fr made a map of the entire run just for this

@genesis4322 2 года назад

@@epix5385 Sadly his run was just beaten a short bit ago.

@Seren_Moth Год назад

@@genesis4322 so uh anyways

@DELLConigher 2 года назад

Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is a serious condition that occurs when a blood clot forms in a vein located deep inside your body. A blood clot is a clump of blood that's turned to a solid state. Deep vein blood clots typically form in your thigh or lower leg, but they can also develop in other areas of your body.

@LavaCreeperPeople 2 года назад

interesting info

@conorbuchanan9237 2 года назад

boat

@adrianwelgemoed9562 2 года назад

@@dark_horizon706 i did

@justacringychannelpassingb7044 2 года назад

@@dark_horizon706 I also did

@somilsingh4843 2 года назад

@@dark_horizon706 I can't remember giving you internet little Jimmy

@Trupen 2 года назад

20h of pain compressed into 21 minutes video? Awesome :D

@martincitopants 2 года назад

i like ya cut g

@joshuabrown7815 2 года назад

Groggy froggy frogging poggerly

@atomicanachronism8849 2 года назад

Geaaaaaaaaarrrrsssssssss!

@xninewxw7559 2 года назад

@@martincitopants froggy

@Beriorn 2 года назад

Imagine a 100% speedrun of Factorio.

@MadMatt-TV 2 года назад

I’ve 100% just cause 3 twice and both times it took me half a year to complete. And my god they were painful. How the hell did you have the mental capacity to put your brain through such an experience in under 24 hours. Let alone the actual challenge of doing it. You are a legend and have achieved a higher level of being. You’re a God. And I can’t wait to see this time shortened.

@ItsBobbyBlitz 2 года назад

YOU KNOW WHAT BUZZLES, I CAN WAIT YOU UNGREATFUL NERD

@shahabazam6531 2 года назад

The game heavily relies on our pc power when you die and respawn which takes long time to load

@justconnorXD 2 года назад

I 100% twice on PS4 and once on PC, I guess this is what happens when you have no money to buy new games so you just replay the old ones edit: btw the ammo boxes on the mech island can be opened by shooting explosives at it

@thunderlord6250 2 года назад

@@shahabazam6531 bro the game is so taxing on the pc

@mikewizz1895 2 года назад

I couldn't even be bothered the second time

@cameliascripet8792 2 года назад

The fact that he thiught he had the wrong bus when actually he had the right one is just extra pain.

@saltyspooner1770 2 года назад

As a half-panamanian it was cool learning some history about the country, only ever learned about Teddy and the canal

@uncleschubert8083 2 года назад

Fun fact my mom grew up in Panama and was supposed to be in a HiCi commercial but had to leave early and was super pissed with grandparents but then the invasion happened like an hour later and she might’ve had to be stuck at the commercial place for days if she hadn’t had to come home early

@zero-5012 2 года назад

If you can speak spanish I can told you more about the history of Panama, there's a lot of things besides the "Panama Canal" If you want to know, just sayin'

@clydrexezekielalzate9707 2 года назад

"lettuce begin" - martincitopants' first words before losing his sanity in 20 hours

@frogsecretaryofswamp452 2 года назад

"Lettuce begin" is like martin best quote

@BlackWolf1589 2 года назад

this should be on par with the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

@aagp2 2 года назад

@@frogsecretaryofswamp452 "Lettuce begin" -Martin's first words right after being born

@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 года назад

Lettuce begin with no image of lettuce showing on the screen? Unbelievable.

@dan-us6nk 2 года назад

@@aagp2 dad mart before making him

@is0052 2 года назад

The epitome of comedy: B O A T

@mozzarellamaniac6300 2 года назад

*B O A T*

@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 года назад

@Chisien 2 года назад

Idk why but I was just hanging at work and remembered " B O A T" and had to rewatch

@topapple9718 2 года назад

So unfunny its funny

@blackgem12 2 года назад

B. O A T

@bitronic6706 2 года назад

11:42 afaik, the reason they use emps is because those 4 tanks uses some weird energy shield powered by the game's weird unobtainium, and that makes them invulnerable to nearly everything in the game, it's around the point the game starts introducing the original op shit. tldr: tank needs emp because it's the ground version of the helicopter at 12:12

@adrianwelgemoed9562 2 года назад

Yeah but like...they werent on

@senanmcfadden6319 Год назад

emm....yea kinda a littel wrong but kinda right

@parkerfrancis8637 2 года назад

Only real ones know the struggle of getting that damn boat to Mario’s garage

@massivecowbreakout7555 2 года назад

Its easy with mech

@thatoneeditor5989 2 года назад

@@massivecowbreakout7555 the real ones don’t need a mech.

@massivecowbreakout7555 2 года назад

@@thatoneeditor5989 I have no problem without the mech, but the mech makes it easier

@roachawker7741 2 года назад

It's ez with a mech, but how about that driving challenge with an off-road bike :v

@thatoneeditor5989 2 года назад

@@roachawker7741 are you talking about the one at the rebel navy base?

@bumblegoot1139 2 года назад

“You know how you usually just liberate things by flying in and blowing everything up that’s red? Well, how about instead you have to find a bunch of small objectives with tiny buttons that all look the same as the environment” is literally the design philosophy of Just Cause 4

@oggabooka2324 2 года назад

Well just cause4 marks it for you but JC3 i dont think it does

@oggabooka2324 2 года назад

I butcherd that

@kionisaragosa6368 2 года назад

just cause 4 was a total let down

@russellcontreras394 2 года назад

@@kionisaragosa6368 Just Cause 4 is literally broken. It even has a bug where you cannot even launch it and there is no fix.

@chiralanomalous2904 2 года назад

@@oggabooka2324the more you break in jc3, the clearer objects show up on the map if you can't find them. Jc4 didnt add enough imo, while it added a bit, the jc3 dlcs are way better

@j.r.7339 2 года назад

He said he hates this button pressing. Just Cause 4: *Sweats Nervously*

@tsardean7438 2 года назад

Ya the liberating of basis sucks in just cause 4

@arthurmorgan7559 2 года назад

@@tsardean7438 yeah why tf they changed that, jc3 system was good enough.

@j.r.7339 2 года назад

@@arthurmorgan7559 Yeah

@BeaniesFrogMan 2 года назад

@@arthurmorgan7559 ARTHUR! MAH BOY! You ain’t been taking care of us, don’t give up on us now

@HobbyDev-dh9oy 2 года назад

Not even funny buddy. Stop trying.

@coenisgreat 2 года назад

You can actually also one-shot Di Ravello by waiting for his shield to run out, then tether him to the ground

@pumaman7072 2 года назад

I remember I accidentally beat the dude by dropping a rebel crate on him.

@xarm23 2 года назад

I remember being sooooo disappointed in the final fight because of this. Like, come on, the final fight of JC2 happened on top of nuclear missiles while they were in flight! And this one is a singular helicopter? ONE helicopter? Rico is anti-army for crying out loud!

@dodojesus4529 Год назад

@@xarm23 it shouldve been a giga mech or some shit like that

@MotionSickness17 2 года назад

This video inspired me to play Just Cause 3 again and I’ve realised how much better it is than Just Cause 4

@Vt3434_ 2 года назад

martincitopants about to complete the game: "finally my pain is almost over..." the Weimaraner W3: "hello there..."

@covalite8084 2 года назад

General kenobie

@atomicbuttocks 2 года назад

@@covalite8084 help I can't escape

@papastalin4545 2 года назад

@@covalite8084 "we will watch your career with great interrest"

@mydoez9862 2 года назад

1000th like

@holdguard4624 2 года назад

@@papastalin4545 watch*

@gopnik4501 2 года назад

The description was a banger

@devans.5324 2 года назад

truly legendary

@ct1960 2 года назад

Gotta keep up with the algorithm some way

@tjman1095 2 года назад

I'd definitely prefer to read that over a bunch of copied and pasted buzzwords

@jacobkern2060 2 года назад

15:57 There's another location it spawns, on the right side of the island. That being said, it also has no connection to the sea and has to be air-lifted or towed out. At least that one's slightly closer to cliffs that you can drop it into the sea from.

@RenegadesReact 2 года назад

This serves as a notice for me to never try and speed run Red Dead 2. Thanks martincitopants! My fragile sanity thanks you!

@infinty_yt 2 года назад

3 days?

@cuetiswolford9531 2 года назад

Mitten squad can you beat fallout new Vegas with only the 22. pistol when

@Shimmeringashes. 2 года назад

I found you Nate

@dekaredfire 2 года назад

*BOAT* Seriously, that history education segment is Internet Historian level of editing.

@dayumson3576 2 года назад

@ingold1470 2 года назад

Is Martincitopants just Internet Historian's gaming channel?

@Casokat 2 года назад

The UN being its natural self.

@PegLegManlet 2 года назад

It’s the power of ausies.

@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 года назад

@@ingold1470 Plausible theory.

@Willy2Plays 2 года назад

This guy makes me proud to be Australian

@ItsBobbyBlitz 2 года назад

martincitopants is not australian, he is spanian

@martincitopants 2 года назад

@@ItsBobbyBlitz this is true, I am spanian

@magenusa6070 2 года назад

@@martincitopants me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jarod551 2 года назад

@@assaultmodemeliodas5283 he’s turned cringe and only for the money

@capybara9521 2 года назад

Wat ?

@matthewdalos8267 2 года назад

these are my favorite kinds of speed runs, actual endurance and completion without glitches

@ril_ey 2 года назад

15:53 I remember trying to get this boat to a garage… Took me days but I used a cargo plane and landed it in the lake and flew it out somehow

@ast9398 2 года назад

I don’t think a single person has ever put that man’s boat in the water nicely

@monkeybandit222 2 года назад

Well without destroying it or sending it miles into the water?😂

@radioactivepotato3457 2 года назад

That’s a fact

@maestrofeli4259 2 года назад

not trying to be THAT guy, but I..... I didn't do it

@rioncheng2 2 года назад

Well, I didn't do it for him, but since you never know what small bs fails you missions, like a barrel of wine falling off of a truck for example 🚚

@highliad9475 2 года назад

B O A T

@Zeema 2 года назад

famous comedians = no laugh Martin saying "BOAT" = laugh

@michaeljwetzel5043 2 года назад

@Mostafa Alaa true

@coltJAltman 2 года назад

BOAH.

@sifter14 2 года назад

@Mostafa Alaa yea really explains all the wars and injustice happening all around.

@kaijukiller0666 2 года назад

B O A T

@ericb3157 Год назад

oh, there was once a famous comedian who could make everyone laugh by..."pausing". he'd just freeze up in mid-action, and it was funny.

@bolmobelo 2 года назад

A frog just obliterated a tyrannical government with highly advanced weaponry, a seemingly endless queue of soldiers,and unlimited ammo for said troops and weaponry,and with seemingly minimal injury,except for DVT and sleep deprivation.and collapsed some church repairs. *incredible* *SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT* *PERFECTION* *10/10* *BRILLIANT-*

@RadioactiveNapalm Год назад

Always have to come back to these JC3SR videos because something about seeing him suffer tickles my sadistic side of my sadomasochistic self

@petemadrona2252 Год назад

Embrace the schadenfreude, my friend.

@Jackson_FL56 Год назад

Same

@Jackson_FL56 Год назад

@anthonyb4479 2 года назад

Frog said: new video soon Then exactly 8 minutes later There it was

@plinketyplonk3156 2 года назад

Favourite bit was definitely the donations keeping him there for an extra hour.

@dhio9615 2 года назад

This can challenge Ludwig's scheme

@Grabnok 2 года назад

What do you mean? How did donations tie into it?

@plinketyplonk3156 2 года назад

@@Grabnok when he finished the run he got tons of donations so he said he'd wait for them We didn't stop donating for a while.

@Grabnok 2 года назад

@@plinketyplonk3156 you monsters LET THE MAN REST

@plinketyplonk3156 2 года назад

@@Grabnok *NO* I am afraid that cannot be allowed to happen.

@jeff842655 2 года назад

The "rock tactic" on Laguna Blast blown my mind, after failing so many times my self, you did it in the cleanest way possible, just DROP the bomb on to the enemy. It's like hitting a homerun. Thank you for doing this video, it made my day!

@kennytew1986 2 года назад

Finally some good just cause 3 content after the longest time😂this game is easily my favorite game ever and I haven’t had enough time to speed run it otherwise I totally would. I could speed run the missions but to 100% it I just don’t have the time. You gave me motivation for when I have time to speed run it😂

@spenceraldrich9735 2 года назад

The UN was like "no don't do that" Great to see some things never change

@cnlbenmc 2 года назад

Even after Panama Declared War on the U.S., no wonder people call for leaving the UN.

@isosev 2 года назад

@@cnlbenmc The UN wanted to condemn Israel for retaliating against the Palestinian rocket attacks. The UN should be abolished as it clearly doesnt do what it is supposed to.

@cnlbenmc 2 года назад

+@@isosev+ I find it especially incredulous considering that the precedent has basically been set that Formal Declarations of War are essentially fought until one side is burnt to ash and bone and also have a habit of become magnets for anyone else to jump on the War bandwagon, spiralling out of control a la WWI. Hence why nobody rational does that since WWII.

@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 2 года назад

I love how you Western folk think you know so much about something that is happening far away, never thinking about the chance that the media might be covering sh*t up. Sitting in your basement all day typing comments must be feeling really good. Lol

@spartanx9293 2 года назад

@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

@thanosthefarmer 2 года назад

This was actually the first game I’ve ever 100% completed. I considered speedrunning it, but decided against it because I realized that it would destroy me. Glad you did it on my behalf lmao

@noobtube1323 2 года назад

How did you get 5stars on all challenges??

@thanosthefarmer 2 года назад

@@noobtube1323 practice and mental torture. Lots of it. My advice is to exploit vehicle changes when possible. Having an F1 rather than a hippy van for land races helps a lot lol.

@ritger563 2 года назад

At “my expense?” I don’t think you know how to use that phrase😂

@thanosthefarmer 2 года назад

@@ritger563 probably not lmao I meant that I was thanking him for showing me the experience I would’ve had

@KayBeeOG 2 года назад

I think you mean "at your expense" because he did it lol

@Thunderstar7 2 года назад

Time and time again I can always come to Mart’s vids when I’m struggling with life. I can’t describe how much this whacky, silly editing style is able to help me cope. Adhd has some perks i guess, easily entertained by this style of editing. Thank you man, part of why I’m still going. 💛

@1NIGHTMAREGAMER 2 года назад

14:20 best

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад

Gradually losing ones sanity speedrunning, is very entertaining to watch

@plutonium118 2 года назад

@averagegamer6831 2 года назад

It’s you again hi

@jots52 2 года назад

It is indeed..

@lincolnclay932 2 года назад

I think that’s what happening to me in my manga rn

@bungisbo 2 года назад

How are you in every comments section?

@CheekyChan 2 года назад

Psychology professors of the future are going to use your entire playthrough as a learning tool to show the 10 stages of self induced grey matter loss and the eventual break down of the human brain that accompanies it. Thank you for your contribution to modern science.

@ivanhui6051 2 года назад

this class is when dear christ he has dvt (dvt deep vein thrombosis IS WHEN *starts deep frying*)

@paperclip8064 2 года назад

“Thank you for your contribution to modern science.” has a very cave johnson feel and i love it.

@notme7728 2 года назад

14:35, I'm just going to point out, the music was used to interfere with parabolic microphones that Manuel could have been using, not sure if it's 100% true though.

@kellyrickard9171 2 года назад

I played this for weeks to the point I was looking at buildings wishing to parachute off them. I laughed so much thru your video it's made my day

@twopersonfilms 2 года назад

Ah, the pure satisfaction of a martincitopants notification

@banana45137 2 года назад

YES

@stillsalty947 2 года назад

Yeees

@flippah9101 2 года назад

*NEURON ACTIVATION*

@BlazeYT_ 2 года назад

Yes because *BOAT*

@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 года назад

Dopamine go brain, neuron activate.

@vaporwave2359 2 года назад

Balaclava man is the real protagonist he's single handedly brought the dictatorship to its knees

@Thunderstar7 2 года назад

This is probably my 80th time rewatching these speedrun vids purely because these are literally the biggest ADHD vibe and never cease to entertain my mind

@thomasoostema3625 2 года назад

Please upload more. You have a ton of potential and seeing more from you would be great 👍 Keep up the good work! Totally hooked on your videos

@wungledungle 2 года назад

"The Panamanian government declared war on the USA" The USA: Bippity boppity, your canal is my property

@Churchgrimm 2 года назад

Little known fact, "In God We Trust" was only chosen as the motto of the United States because even we considered "Bippity Boppity your stuff is our property" to be a bit on the nose.

@spoodwagon7182 2 года назад

Hehehe. G O V E R N M E N T

@uninspiredrambler 2 года назад

Imagine being an armpit of the world nation smaller than 90% of all US states and thinking you could intimidate the country that already had military bases in your country.

@jayceecrossland9036 2 года назад

Ha Ha Ha. G O V E R N M E N T

@wungledungle 2 года назад

@@jayceecrossland9036 it is blatantly obvious you stole someone else's comment

@GastroGoblin 2 года назад

Imagen that, if Julian Assange was just blasted with the Doom: Eternal OST and Meshuggah's Obzen album.

@ngocanhang674 2 года назад

He'd be grooving tho

@low_ends8785 2 года назад

Loved the video dude u just popped in my recommended and I watched the whole thing!! Definitely deserves a subscription mang!!

@FishBoiGunMaster 2 года назад

I am so happy i found this channel your videos are amazing keep it up

@shreks_loins3963 2 года назад

We need “BOAT” t-shirts.

@1lllllllll1 2 года назад

I need a BOAT notification sound for messages from my boss.

@damired 2 года назад

I want to set this as my alarm

@kamo7293 2 года назад

best of all time?

@Daniel-sk8zm 2 года назад

I’d buy that

@goose9763 2 года назад

420 likes

@DJSkittles365 2 года назад

But, in general. Just Cause 3 is very fun. This man liberated an entire country in 20 hours.

@MichealleShoemaker 2 года назад

"LIBERATION"

@tincantu1244 2 года назад

@@MichealleShoemaker more like under new management

@MichealleShoemaker 2 года назад

@@tincantu1244 more like without infrastructure

@mozzarellamaniac6300 2 года назад

At what cost? sleep depravation and severe mental illness

@magnificentcream621 2 года назад

@@tincantu1244 mm ? Pilih 0tt

@superman28607 2 года назад

I need to thank you for Laguna blast and Rosa mission. Cleared Laguna blast really quickly and I spammed missile while holding down machine gun in Rosa mission so despite me not being able to lock on I cleared the mission first try

@ryanhamstra49 2 года назад

Thank you! These videos introduced me to the masterpiece that is just cause 3.

@Eluvix 2 года назад

Another way you can get the boat out of the lake is by using the grapple hook to pull it to the nearby mountainside and slide it down the rocks at astronomically fast speeds and hope to god that it doesnt blow up on the way down. Not very effective but definitely very pog

@clembra1 2 года назад

oh yea i remember trying to do that for like 3 hours before getting it to work. second playthrough i got the beeg heli and flew it out of there

@Eluvix 2 года назад

@@clembra1 was alot more fun sliding it tho u gotta admit

@jlco 2 года назад

This is about as difficult as using a helicopter and praying the max-strength upgraded tethers don't all snap. And then dropping it into the water from really high up only to watch it catch fire on contact with the water. Logic.

@Eluvix 2 года назад

@@jlco its still rlly fun to slude that shid down the mountain it goes SO fast

@literallyme26 2 года назад

George H.W.'s ghoul face is going to haunt my dreams from now on.

@Colin_Nelson 2 года назад

Hate to break it to you but he was always a ghoul

@literallyme26 2 года назад

@@Colin_Nelson, you'll get no argument from me.

@evanm1337 2 года назад

George H. W. Bokoblin

@XIIthehangedmanXII Год назад

11:15 Church repairs - *liberated.*

@steersfamily9736 Год назад

Rico: vaporises a oil rig Game: L I B E R A T E D

@jordanholder Год назад

@@steersfamily9736 Rico: vaporizes countless civilians in an attack chopper destroying civil infrastructure. Also game: “lIbErAtEd”

@gamingwithbam 2 года назад

0:01 HALLLOH

@LeftOnMute 2 года назад

I need a review of the bf6 trailer immediately

@WiseOwl_1408 2 года назад

Looks decent.

@ffrvrbrbr4075 2 года назад

a frame by frame analysis pls

@petrhanke8644 2 года назад

It's easy - we Fortnite 6 Siege: Apex Warfare now.

@bigsauce5495 2 года назад

Cool guy jumped out of plane 10/10

@xboy326 2 года назад

Me too

@gddeltaa 2 года назад

my lack of sleep has finally paid off

@dergermankind6906 2 года назад

sleep

@lr514 2 года назад

sleep

@thegoose6895 2 года назад

honk here is some soup

@gddeltaa 2 года назад

@hungryhedgehog4201 2 года назад

"they were worried the canal wouldn't remain neutral" neutral = in the interests of the USA

@Hepheat75 28 дней назад

This is the first Martincitopants video I ever watched, and I never regretted it.

@grimreefer9324 2 года назад

Broke: Sub 20 minute Mario 64 speedrun Woke: Sub 20 hour Just Cause 3 speedrun

@juanordonezgalban2278 2 года назад

Galaxy brain: BOAT

@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 года назад

Based: Just Cause 4 Speedrun Glitchless 100% No Skystriker

@jakethompson4092 2 года назад

You should try speedrunning Just Cause, it's insanely broken and makes for great content, it's as spontaneous as 2 and 3

@yoboikamil525 2 года назад

13:01 wow funny frog man taught me about a war I never knew happened

@Bigmakxz 2 года назад

I'm glad people still make just cause 3 content

@whatamidoingwithmylife4108 2 года назад

Alternate title : Frog man screams at terrible game missions for 21 minutes.

@ethans4965 2 года назад

at least the environments look cool

@Commrade-DOGE 2 года назад

@@ethans4965 and gameplay is fun

@eneco3965 2 года назад

Is it that bad? I've just started it and have done like 2 missions, should I stop playing?

@ethans4965 2 года назад

@@eneco3965 if you like it then no you shouldn't be forced to stop, and also take the opinions of others with a grain of salt, because they might be wrong or subjective at the very least.

@The_Mining_Pickaxe 2 года назад

19:45 Literally the most cursed thing I saw this month.

@joshcheez611 2 года назад

First video I've seen on this channel and definitely earned the sub!

@fabianmarcoschau 2 года назад

It's so funny when you know the games quirks of playing it long and how it feels when you think jc3 is reality after like ~6+ hours, it's so funny when you can relate

@deusvult4608 2 года назад

16:38 easily my favorite part of the video

@dimitri2963 2 года назад

Aw yep

@veljkoangelovski5349 2 года назад

DEEP VEIN THRABOSIS

@edim108 2 года назад

Gives me serious CBT vibes and I don't know if I hate it or love it...

@morganhussey865 2 года назад

*Sees Martin upload* Me: “Very Good”

@viagrabuffalo5141 2 года назад

13:48 Hey thats the guy that Raul Menendez punched in the face!

@Zygodactyl 2 года назад

this guy i have to give props to. this is entertaining but it also took a long time good job

@chocobroodje4128 2 года назад

17:20 "make it look like an accident" lmao

@jacknerrin3920 3 месяца назад

The car *accidentally* exploded with The concussive force of a MOAB

@Pikachu-vr6tt 2 года назад

15:59 it actually spawns in a different isolated lake as well, I didn't know that it spawned here, and now I've realized that it is so much easier to get it from this lake

@bronzejourney5784 2 года назад

It took me 2 hours with multiple helis to get it out from that lake. Fucking trees, let me tell you.

@perplxxd 2 года назад

Just cause 3 has a special place in my heart. Ive played it for a long time now and it’s still one of my top favorite games ever

@senanmcfadden6319 Год назад

i still play it i even played it today and i finished it it was also 1 of the first ps4 games i played

@dominiceast8287 2 года назад

13:10 was a better explanation than my history class

@jonahsalbirongkmarak4025 2 года назад

"DEEP VEIN TROMBOSIS DVT OCCUR " Perfection

@DrCoomer_1 2 года назад

*Occurs Must be precise with such impactful comedy

@albernard8751 2 года назад

Yes

@ryanjohn8875 2 года назад

I need a time for that lol

@andross2058 2 года назад

@@ryanjohn8875 16:37

@DarkCreeperSlayers 2 года назад

7:41 I love how he says “it’s got this lightning shit, that’s just, kills you instantly” and as soon as he gets struck by lightning it gets cut off by an ad playing it was so perfect

@joshmay2944 Год назад

I read this comment just as it happened, amazing quality content

@Spyro_62 2 года назад

The repeated use of Doom music (especially BFG Division) made this all the more enjoyable.

@loafstudios8811 7 месяцев назад

always a good rewatch

@Macedonahue 2 года назад

13:14 - 15:00 I just learned more from a speed runner than I did from 4 years of high school

@mmmmmmmmicrowave 2 года назад

i think thats the problem with schools

@bingwen469 2 года назад

If that's the case then you definitely didn't pay attention in class.

@mmmmmmmmicrowave 2 года назад

@@bingwen469 bruh i averaged at C to A so this speed runner is kinda like a speed teacher and oversimplified explained the American revolution in less than a hour while my history teacher explained it in a few months

@noblenormie1179 2 года назад

@@mmmmmmmmicrowave your Education System is garbage and so are you as a student

@mmmmmmmmicrowave 2 года назад

@@noblenormie1179 bruh i bein serious about my last schools history class

@douglashopkins3595 2 года назад

4:56 B O A T

@gamervet4760 Год назад

Your expressions of pain are felt. I tackled Onimusha 2 to 100%. Even The Man in Black mini game. I didn't know what speed running was, I just wanted to do it faster on harder difficulties. Just to prove to myself it can be done. Now I take my time, in the future I got a game I'd like to speedrun. In the future. 😁 Great video. 😂😂😂

@Mattferreri_ 2 года назад

I've watched this series of JC3 speedruns twice and im now on my third. I'm not sure why these are so freaking entertaining.

@senanmcfadden6319 Год назад

at this point i have watched it like 10 times

@perishedghost9160 2 года назад

3:34 i found an easier way to complete this mission. I leave the car a little bit earlier by holding space and ejecting with the chute. I instantly press e and gun the enemies down with the wingsuit so i get more damage points and earlier completion because the enemies are getting damaged before the explosion. Hope you find this comment and save yourself from this pain.

@ghostinator7086 Год назад

Except Martin showed us that it’s possible to do that without the wing suit

@SeleneRoseRM 2 года назад

oh god, you actually did a story mission in a Just Cause game without being held at gun point? you absolute masochist

@dimitriwarchief301 2 года назад

hahahahhaahah

@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 2 года назад

Oh I’m worse, I beat the game three times, *but I was playing seriously and didn’t use mods*

@lunatic-db6mp 2 года назад

@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly same, but i only played once

@cole_3374 2 года назад

@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly wait theres mods?? wish id known that before finishing the story

@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 2 года назад

@@cole_3374 there’s plenty

@interbard 8 месяцев назад

Has it really been 2 years since this? Man, time really does fly by fast

@gamesforlife7187 4 месяца назад

I'm watching this my third time and I still love it. xD Best editing for sure made me laugh for hours lol

@SillyAnimationsYt 4 месяца назад

Balls?

@MrGlover 2 года назад

LET US GO

@nice3333333333 2 года назад

LETTUCE

@ItsBobbyBlitz 2 года назад

@@nice3333333333 lettuce

@le-mon 2 года назад

Lettuce

@stupidrat379 2 года назад

L e t t u c e

@ferredhaenens9651 2 года назад

LETTUCE

@Alweeezyy 2 года назад

Hey Martincopants, watching your video had given me the courage to do a 100% speed run of Just Cause 4. About an hour in I had realised that I was trying to speedrun Just Cause 4 and had dug myself into a deep hole. I had ended up getting a time of 25:11:56 seconds. Thank you for giving me the nostalgia and courage to play the game and always remember that your videos are amazing!

@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 года назад

I beat JC4 in a matter of hours. How are you this bad at video games, Random Gamer Guy? I was told you were a gamer, was I lied to? Was it deception?

@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 2 года назад

How could you lie to me, RANDOM GUY? How dare you give yourself the title of gamer, while you beat JC4 in 25 hours? How dare you 100% JC4? You are no gamer, random gamer guy.

@whiteboysummer112 2 года назад

@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 stfu

@witherslayer67 2 года назад

Wtf caused a war for a gamer’s attempt?

@Alweeezyy 2 года назад

I mean you don’t have to be such a d*ck about it. Quite frankly I do not care if you beat it in a couple of hours all I am saying is that I tried my best trying 100% speed run it and that was the time I got. So if you think I am a joke just don’t respond and don’t send hate to other people. Be a nice person.