"I don't know how to park a boat" | The Grand Tour | Amazon Prime Video NL 

You must be really desperate if you are a fan of these clowns.

@@gromit3315 Go away. Just... go.

the fact that top gear is tanking HARD should testify for that

@@gromit3315 your that one loner weirdo kid sitting in the back of the classroom eating a whole turnip raw

@@gromit3315 how about some "clowns" are actually funny and people love them. Go watch the new top gear you mediocre person.

Oh Cook

@@M17_Max LMAO

So when is Jamie Oliver doing some painting?

I was looking for this comment

Beat me to it dam

i died

Bit of luck

He says “some”

@@calebmccurdy7400 nope

@@calebmccurdy7400 he definitly says sunk

It was always about the trio. The halfwit, The director that says we don’t want to see every little thing that they say or do, he’s so wrong, another reason he’s a halfwit lol we do want to see every bit of it. Just them blabbing about stuff, a 4 hour episode, I would LOVE it

duh!

20% watch for the cars 80% for the dynamic between the 3.

@@gabrielgabes5074 They should do a podcast for that exact reason.

and thair comusteble chemestry.

...So 99,999% of all cars? Only ones that are not on the list are old clunkers that are too worthless in price to get attention to any self respecting car thief, since all those new cars can be stolen and are worth to do it, or simply just roll out of their parking spot due electronic parking brake failing like happened to my mom couple winters ago, where driverless car hit her car on parking lot, and cars that are too complicated/unreliable/personal that only the owner knows how to operate the damn thing, so no high as a kite junkie or asshole teenager can take it to joyride since as example one needs to smack the instrument panel just the right spot to get that one loose connector to jump back in place to it to start and keep running....

@@Hellsong89 So 99% of the time your car is not where you last parked it?

@@kanervatie 😂😂I think he has a tesla

Can’t trust an orange challenger either

@@Hellsong89 I'm sure you're invited to tons of parties.

We don’t dub anything, we use subtitles. (Well alright, we do dub films or programmes that are meant for children.)

@@Brinta3 What about lector? Dubbing TV show such as Top Gear seems stupid and obvious to not do that, but I think using lector is the right and most popular choice.

@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 I don’t know what you mean with lector.

@@Brinta3 Lector is like dubbing except you hearth both original sound and voice over.

@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 Right! I truly hate that. Thankfully that is never ever done in the Netherlands. Never!

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Food tribe!

You can bet there won’t be any cars in his new show.

Dang it you beat me to it :D

Pimp my beans

Proud american?

@@scadwea9109 it's a joke that Hammond acts/thinks like an American, watch a lot more old Top Gear and Grand Tour and you'll notice Hammond's choices in vehicles and other things is fundamentally American.

Hilarious. Hammond is fundamentally an American.

"It's not stormy or anything" "REALLY??" The Sarcasm killed me.

@@ellenstewart3525 why are you spamming this reply?

Wtf last words? You scared me, bro I thought Hammond rip Don't joke like this anymore 😨

"It's not stormy or anything" "REALLY??" The Sarcasm killed me.

"I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019 James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.

XD the copies of all these comments

They are playing a role for tv,its just acting for a tv show

It's not hard when you don't have a whole lot of power to work with, unlike Clarkson's PBR and Hammond's Scarab, which both have a ridiculous amount of power for Vietnam.

Probably he intentionally didn’t want to break it, usually he does everything in the opposite way

May is complaining about coocking, meanwhile he has his own coocking show...

Truth is, we are here not for a car show, it's for these three blokes.

Well, he screwed this up and he changed hammond's boat's name which was also a bad omen. And then bad things did follow . So maybe the lore is right

@@chopsuey-- or the script said that bad things must happen.. I read somewhere that it’s up to 80% scripted

I actually love that comment cos stereotypically, most Americans don't know that, and Clarkson is always calling Hammond American. Sorry for explaining something you already knew

America went easy on them. Literally. We shot ourselves in the foot both figuratively and literally in what we could have won in a week. Even at the end they could have leveled all of northern Vietnam if they wanted to.

Yes, quintessential Clarkson.

All I could think about was the bad luck. Then I remembered who I was watching. Bring on the mischief!

Specially when he says we don’t want to see everything they do or say. That we don’t want a 3 hour episode, we SO want that

This season proves that it was never about the cars; it was about Clarkson, May and Hammond

"I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019 James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.

“He’s a halfwit, isn’t he?” Arrives in an 80 year old boat

...and they did! And it involved trivia questions and vodka shots! Well it was only Hammond and May

@@cwalke32477 ohhh I have to watch that NOW

j wanna make sure, there’s only the one episode as if of now in season 4 right? sea men?

@@devinrapaport9385 yes

Honestly this whole "it's because of the pandemic" is nonsense now. Top gear have managed to make an entire series, edit them all and have already released it!

JD They’ll say season 4 is over, they’ll make a big season 5, one episode, on the moon or something, while all we want is 3 blokes babbling around in a tent...

@@JonD_44 The episode is already done so I don't think they can even say than the pandemic has anything to do with the release of the episode

Grand tour is over?

@@TTaiiLs sort of

@@TTaiiLs they only do specials now and those are on hold due to covid. after the Madagascar special is released there probably won't be new content for years

Even after top gear. Check out jm's unemployment tube.

*BEANS*

LURPAK

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You can blame some of the climate issues on China too since they're one of, if not the biggest producer of greenhouse gases in the world. And no one seems to care. It's far more fashionable to point fingers at England and North America for some reason.

@@chrisevans6548 thank god, because the west burns more per capita, and a lot of the chinese emissions are to satisfy the demands of the western consumer.

We should ask China for water

@@alexstuart1849 China has over 1 billion people. That pretty much ruins any per capita comparison. If Luxembourg had the biggest emissions people wouldn't like it. Piss off back to the Chinese internet

Jokes aside it's really sad how greed can really kill something as iconically powerful as the mekong river. I know these 3 guys are jokers and this is a car show, but props to them for bringing this up.

Porkys movies are a treat too

Or download a app called tea tv and get it all free 🤣 prime is only good for next day delivery

@@bonk7888 Thanks for the suggestion. :)

@@atarvhegde5210 no problem even tho I have prime I still watch grand tour on tea tv it's just easier. ✌

@@bonk7888 where's it available at?

What episode is it and what season?

@@jensn.1457 it's part of the latest season. The title is Seamen, I believe

I should actually say this, for anyone who doesn't know nautical lore. When breaking a bottle over the bow of a new boat, you must make sure it breaks on the first swing. If it doesn't, bad things will follow

@@pop033jadcaffuh6 I saw this exact same comment on this comment section before too. Coincidence? I think not.

To be honest if i was as rich as jeremy i would definitely buy a replica as well.

If I was on this special, I'd follow Jeremy's book and get a replica WW2 PT boat (small one)

And how many times have their cars sank in both Top Gear and The Grand Tour?

Cars don't even go into water, how can they sink?

@@SCIFIguy64 Cars in TOp Gear do go into water.

@@SCIFIguy64 This is Top Gear and The Grand Tour, cars can and will go into water, with expected results.

Maybe there’s this thing called: Corona

New episode dec 18, yup, rona messed everything up

SO they are only doing specials now, and I think they wanted to put 2 out a year, but with Covid being a thing, that got kinda fucked up

Their editor had corona. The editor isnt able to edit if they are in the hospital?

It's also irritating that Amazon won't let you remove videos and programs from being suggested to you because they'd rather have you waste a ton of time swiping through movies or shows you've already seen or never wanted to watch in the first place, just so you won't notice how pathetically small the available content is.

it's called a script, why he is acting like it. why the are so funny. most things the say is just improvised why it makes them 3 so special and so great :)

Also, that's not what he signed up for here

Con Aire I was waiting for this comment hahaha

@@NotDiiZE ya that's what makes them so funny and interesting to watch because if they don't have a word that come up with something else to explain it

@Con Aire its a play on words since he says oh cock

I think Covid stopped them

@@jensonbaker7656 No, the Madagascar special has been done for done they just need to release it

@@fedora997 oh ok

Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RFYrY4_9R_0.html

So prabably 2 years from recording and+ a Corona virus breake?

He got the worst biat of the 3 of the

True and the pbr was in this challange the most appropriate boat

Absolutely right. The PBR Replica is more or less made for speeding in shallow, muddy water. Maybe Clarkson wanted to stick together with the others, to have a good start into the filming time. If it would have worked for the Scarab is not so sure, though. If it something got into the way of a Propeller in high revoultion mode, the gearbox or Propellershaft could break from the rapid stop in Mud. And don't forget about the film team. If they didn't have a Jetboat as well, there was not so good possibility to film a high speed run. And I'm not so sure if Jeremy had really actually bought it. I think they had rented that particular boat and had to be especially careful. I believe him about the price tag though. For the hull shape: It differs from the original design, the hard chine goes mor up at the bow on the original. Clarksons boat has a more modern, more economical V-shape and . Other than that it's pretty well done! Shure it felt very much like the real thing! I absolutely love the action footage they took of that PBR Replica in later parts of this boating expedition!

When? They did car boats

@@elliottvader2377 I think it's the Toyota Hilux boat. An amphibian converted Hilux with a Honda speed boat engine. Also the Vietnam special, they turned their motorcycles into a boat. Also many episodes with races of car vs boat vs public transportation. So I think it also counts. One where James May uses a sailboat against a Toyota Corolla rental car in New Zealand. Also the episode when they use a hovercraft van, or hovervan. Somehow part boat as well I think.

@@jannadrielcervo7753 they’ve done a few car vs boats as well where it was just Hammond and may against each other or when those two went against jezza in one of their cars vs public transport

@@jordanreed7570 Once Hammond rode his motorcycle against Clarkson in a boat. I don't remember what episode exactly.. something in Italy I think

@@elliottvader2377 also on the two road trip specials Hammond and Clarkson done both specials start with them driving a boat and then they have a separate boat race later on in one of the specials

For real, where's our show at Amazon, been sitting in this for over half a year now!

Yes amazon give us what we pay you for. Latest series was done LONG ago so Clarkson said

Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RFYrY4_9R_0.html

Amazon Prime Video Nederland coulda done better honestly. Finale was a little weak and the story was far too aimless and scripted

My guess would be,It wasn't a planned finale rather it just became one due to circumstances

They divorced in like 2014 ish dude. Jeremy was dating Lisa by this point.

@@SR-zp4je sorry I ment Richard Hammond i typed wrong name.

"OLIVER!!!"

Also their amphibious cars. The dampervan, the Triumph Herald Yacht, and the Toybota. At first, the Triumph Herald is the last one floating. In the sequel, the Nissank (which was a step up of the Toybota) made it across the English Channel.

Laten bouwen bedoel je

what language are you speaking?

​@@jgds9520they speak durch (nederlands)

@@jgds9520He is speaking Dutch: “It’s awesome that Jeremy managed to aquire an American River Patrol Boat from the Vietnam war for this adventure.”

@@jellewentink928 oh i thought it was some African language