I don't mind small hands (Balatro) 

Me when I'm playing a roguelite poker game that allows me to selectively remove cards from my deck in order to draw better hands, and thus obtain a better score:

27:49 when you ask the water on the grass what it's name is

girlfriend reassuring her insecure, small-handed boyfriend:

"A jack is just a queen in waiting" just in time for pride month

This game makes a lot of satisfying noises

This is the most locked out I've seen NL and yet he still wins he's just a different kind of beast

We were balatro guys. How far we’ve fallen

Rental credit card is such a funny concept to me.

“A jack is just a Queen in waiting”. Happy pride

All those times he said "I am going to become the joker" I get it now 😮

30 seconds in, and we're already throwing away 4 of a kind

13:35 when my friend jack says he thinks he might be transgender

You know what they say about guys with small hands? They have small decks

1:47 my boyfriend when he first laid eyes on me

me when I'm an open minded piano teacher

So what you're saying is I have a chance? Sweet.

What happened, he hasn't uploaded in two days, is he ok?

"A Jack is just a Queen in waiting." Happy Pride everyone

Uh oh yall it's gettin kinda hazy

Holy gravy I type A’d all over the place seeing vagabond and erosion disrespected so frequently

The Steelers when they drafted Kenny Pickett:

Doofenshmirtz's dream woman

spent all that time building the flush 5 to not play it on the last hand when he needed it

I thought he ran out new thumbnail faces but holy smokes

Me when I realise it look bigger in small hands:

Of course balatro we we're guys buy observatory and dont buy the flush planet in the shop

Me when I’m used to minuscule favors:

After your hands get hit by a shrink ray

Chiblee... Olivia Munn... We love our Chiblee, don't we folks? Yes, we do.

The Vagabond misplays are off the charts in this one...and I'm lovin every minute of it!

me when someone asks if I mind switching from go fish to blackjack:

Went to Costco for the first time today because of this man

Me when I’m saying my daily affirmations as a self-doubting concert pianist

The one chatter who's like you have no econ after he just beat gold stake 😂 I swear chat is just unmitigated id

He was right, I didn’t see the vision until It came true

him throwing away a 4 of a kind in his first round 😭

NL confusing +1 hand for hand size twice and not noticing

Melania when asked about her preferences in men:

You inspired me to start my own yt channel. First vid wil go online in ~30 min! quality is still rough but i hope to improve with time. Let me know what you think about it!

Guys i was running cartomancer and got canio from an arcana pack, then proceeded to not get a single hanged man for 4 antes 😔

Me when I'm impersonating Melania

Me talking to that one lawyer in always sunny

woo

The Violent Femmes on opposite day:

fascinating run, really

When playing Balatro, the Joker asked Northernlion: between you and the boss blinds, who would win? Northernlion replied: “If the boss blind summoned its domain expansion, “The Plant,” I’d have a little trouble.” “But would you lose?” “Nah, I’d win.” “Ante 8, I’m sorry. I can’t even be mad right now. Everything just feels right. Among heaven and earth, I alone am the Balatro guy.” Brb learning to edit for this shitpost

Idk why he didn't play a five of a kind as soon as possible so he could get the planet card, especially with constellation

13:34 me when my friend Jack comes out as trans

Me at the hospital getting a prostate exam

jokerless challenge broke him (it broke me too)

great run

Impressive I’m stuck on orange stake. I can’t pass it.

It’s crazy how bad the type a chatter was here

Me when I meet Donald Trump and try to get an easy hand out

1 more day

Me when I'm tired of losing to Marth in Melee

Honest question, how do people deal with the game fucking you over and straight up being impossible to play so much so that there’s not point in even going through the first two rounds? I get tilted like fucking crazy.

Northernlion slay

0:22 why does he talk like that

him keeping a banana over a blueprint was diabolical, only nl

GG

Melania Trump circa 2005:

hi tomo

What in the 12 seconds ago

wtf is that run

when u and ur friend is trans 11:49

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15 seconds no views bro fell off

No views in 52 seconds; You fell off.