If I remember correctly then the cow milking games idea originates from a bunch of 2chan shitposts and it was specifically made for the purpose of entering a bad/cursed game competition in Japan. The translations of the game were all made with google translate and according to a friend of mine that works as a interpreter even the japanese original is purposefully written in a weird and janky way as well as full of gramatical errors. So I wouldn't necessarrily call it a bad game, as it fully succeeds at what it was meant to do.
I mean, it does succeed at being a bad on purpose game, but it doesn’t feel like it’s a so bad it’s good game, it’s kinda like big rigs but wacky in its own way
I figured it out take the porridge blend it. pour blend into spoon shape freeze the oat spoon. Grind traditional spoon into iron dust. Sprinkle your shiny iron sprinkles into new oats, eat before the frozen ice spoon melts. There we go solution to a task no one asked for LOL 😅 😂😂😂😂😂 (PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT)
Was just checking the comments to see if anyone else had pointed that out, I did a double take when I saw him pivot around the model after getting out of the car.
maybe thats the point of the game especially by looking at the title, almost seems like it was trying to be one of those meta games were you escape the mundane cleaning and find all this werid shit beyong the limits of the game
@33:38 so fun fact, the scratch off said you won the 6th prize. However, there was no prize to give for whatever reason, so you were given the message 'missing' right before the game crashed on you.
I'm going to guess that the weird bowl that moves around with you, is the physics actor that's used when carrying a bowl of milk. So basically it would move to where you are when carrying the bowl and teleport there or is called from there when used.
@@eupi9098 That's just my guess, as it moves with the character by tilting and it's in a bowl shape, so they probably got some asset for physics simulations and just kept it over there to be called upon when they pick up the bucket.
@@we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together I wish XD I am trying to make my own game, but I love seeing other Indie games while trying to explain weird things I've noticed within them.
@@we_played_Hob_Gobbies_togetherwe cannot confirm if they are an armchair expert. Thus far they have only displayed expertise with physics-based bowls.
I like to play "what's my favourite glitch?" with these videos, but there were so many this time that I coudn't keep track of them. I've decided to go for the way the game designer in the second game didn't bother to rename the assets, so we have Police_Boy_Slim_1_1, BlueSuitFree01 and Can36.
That truck model at 12:45 are Russan GAZ-3302 GAZel, 2nd generation truck variant of a basic GAZ-2705 minivan and it was produced with this outlook in 2003-2010 until being replaced by a 3rd generation which was also rebraneded as "GAZel-Business".
You can tell where the asset flipping had to end for the milk game cause that truck looked like a child's drawing with a front windshield/hood like that, all while the other vehicle models actually looked _g o o d_
It's a real truck, they're made in Russia (and are very common here; there are minibuses, selfloader trucks, open beds, fridge vans.. anything exists on this chassis). it's called GAZelle.
@@denistereshkin9615 Okay that's fair, and kinda cool actually I still think they had to make that truck's model and textures from scratch though - second door where it should've been an open space, no depth on like any facet of the main car or trailer, just generally crummy texture quality...
You should do an annual review of all the bad games you played and then find out which of them was the true worst game on steam, and then see if next year’s games can top it
“Hay you know what the sun looks like I haven’t seen that thing in ages” “Uh yeah I’m pretty sure it’s just a big yellow circle” “Ah gotcha big yellow circle”
Wiz, you take me back to the old days in early highschool when I would watch Jim Sterling experience early access hell every week. Thank you for bringing back the chill vibes of youth Edit: Also something about the physics for the milk/liquid didn't sit right with me for some reason...
Idk how many years ago I saw it on CMK, but it's crazy how quickly I recognised this game It's art If your car gets stuck you can whack it around with your giant floating phone
Unfortunately for things like this, I don't think we can say they truly had passion. A Dev with passion tries to improve and learn. A Dev with passion wouldn't just shit out a game and try to sell it for $10.
As much as I liked goat simulator, it inspired an inconceivable change in game development. So many people just make a crappy game and go "heh, all the broken mechanics are the gameplay"
Im super excited for your channel! Its blowing up! Keep the good vids. 30 min are perfect. This kind of game is perfect. This was a perfect storm bud damn! Keep up the good work i look forward the the future!
The second game is kinda like a Japanese House Flipper Simulator. Hikkikomori (shut ins) are becoming more and more common in Japan and live in that sort of squalor as a regular thing. There is big money in cleanup services. Some Japanese people even volunteer to do it for free.
Lovely farmer clothes you got there with your collared button up office shirt, khaki dress pants and dress shoes. Perfect outfit for interacting with large livestock and tromping around in cow pies.
I can already see big things for you in the future. Everytime I get recommended a channel I end up seeing them blow up to millions of followers over the next year. Can’t wait to see how it goes
🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in years, literally in tears right now not even joking, seriously this one damn near killed me. I have so many questions, like why in hell would anyone in their right mind create broken, creepy, FUBAR games like this? how could anyone charge actual money for this? was that guy telepathically connected to that vehicle via umbilical cord? why in the ever loving fuck was there a punch and even a stab maneuver in your moves list if all you do is milk cows!? i could go on but i jest, seeing both of these batshit crazy games in action has left me with a feeling of both confusion and dread.
That TV at top volume reminded me of a Nextbot that plays the Selene Delgado Lopez missing person news report whenever the thing is close to catching you and it legit gave me chills.
If you remove any context, this game actually whips ass. Just a bunch of dope stuff smashed all together. Car stunts, good dog, fresh milk. All awesome stuff
I think I know the reason why the price of milk increases. I believe its because the farmers keep spilling the milk everywhere. Also the live action menu is kinda creepy feels like it should be part of a horror arg RU-vid series.
6:15 I would shockingly consider her TTS better since I could at least understand what she said. I couldn't even tell if the other guys were speaking in a recognizable language.
This doesn't even really sound like text to speech. It's obviously the developer just putting a million filters over his voice. Instead of using a female Japanese tts voice, he just chose to pitch his voice up a million times lmao
I'm surprised this guy put this games on the market at those price, and revealed his face in the game, considering this is Japan, the country were "clamping your car" means having a yellow tag on your side mirror, and out of pure shame, people pay it rather than drive around with it.
No one talks about it, but why are we feeding hay to the cows... in summer... after herding them back from the pasture? What does the dev think cows do at the pasture?
A Hoarders game could have potential: meet eccentric and troubled characters, negotiate with them on what to dispose of and what to keep - this might involve delving into their backgrounds and examining certain items alongside the scrub and sort mini games.
The main character is Rhett McLaughlin from Rhett and link. Directly drinking milk from a cow is part of a music video 'called are you gonna eat that?'
the phone being an actual huge object in the world was.. so unexpected I now want it in other games. Imagine GTA like that and you could crash cars on the highway with your phone
I have to share what just happen to me. Just after the character drink directly from the cow for a second time, I got an add for olympic organic yogurt talking about happy cows. Just perfect.
Im so happy that RU-vid random algorithm put your video today on my home menu, Im laughing so hard from the moment I saw the sun on this game !! LMAO !! You got yourself a new suscriber mate !! 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂
I wonder if the issue with the milk spilling was some sort of uncapped fps thing. Seems to be a common thing in these badly made games is that they just...don't like computers actually being good at their jobs, lol
