I Enrolled In Jake Paul's Business School 

Money increases happiness up to the point that you can afford the things you need and don't have to break yourself to save for the things you want and then it rapidly decreases the more you have after that.

Leah Davis Money can help you gain happiness but money doesn’t = happiness

@indp. iv exactly. There's been numerous psychology studies that show that money can increase happiness only to a certain point. Like if your money brings you out of poverty then of course it can make you happier, but after making a certain income, it no longer has an affect on happiness.

Yeah, the only disappointment in my parents' lives is me.

@@leahdavis9434can’t confirm but I remember hearing somewhere that the amount is around $200,000-$240,000

Move out of your house and convict your parents

@@Tanner_Shelton escape jail and arrest the guard

@@van-hieuvo8208 I know what I said

I CANT DEAL THIS SENT ME

Take a shit and flush your ass.

just be glad that even if you are not as famous or "successful" as him. you know there are people liked you for who you are. jake lives in the moment where still people go with him because he is still clawing for relevancy but when all of that runs out, he will know that nobody liked him for who he was. his lifestyle is the only reason that people even admire him.

@@farlonmuentes6004 jake paul is a master manipulator too. Why do you think he's good at selling shit to kids?

He actually was a bully in high school.

@@marvinkem3201 doesn’t surprise me lol

Fr he definetly gives me those vibes and there's such a sense of entitlement from him and I don't just mean because of his RU-vid success, he seems likes he was very privileged and middle-class entitled before he even started RU-vid. I'm British but to me he looks exactly like what a Trump supporter and I can't help but think this every time I look at him

i doubt jake paul knows much about learning 😭😭

@@sahafchowdhury308 fr

What are u learning?:)

over the years he looks like he hates his life and career but realistically he cant do anything else so that's why its so difficult to understand for him

hell yeah!!

It’s not a cult it’s just a scam

Reminds me of Amway. My college roommates were in Amway, aka pyramid scheme and very much a cult. And there were a lot of people telling my roommates to drop out of school. One of them got very sick, like in and out of the hospital having surgery sick. She decided that something in her life needed to go so she could continue seeing doctors, while also continuing her masters, and her job as a TA. Her upline kept telling her to drop out, then switched to telling her she didn’t really need to go to the doctor. They did a lot of weird culty things. But the quitting their jobs, quitting school, thing was thrown around A LOT.

“Thought leader” like wtf

I fired my boss as Father Jake hath wanted and now I am without employment, but it's ok I'm sure the money will come flowing in soon :^D

Yes I noticed that! I literally paused the video and took a moment when he said that.

that intro was top notch. imagine being a person who's never watched kurtis for this to be their first video.

👍👍

Lmfao lmfao im dying 💀

PERIOD

also because the current system means some people are born rich, while others have to claw their way up to not being destitute

And then JP also managed to get a contract with Disney for one of their cheap crap teen shows, which he also managed to get himself fired off of.

We also have that in Brazil. Which is the case with Felipe and Luccas Neto. Felipe was gaining a crap ton of fame, which he deserved, he had a style that was preety close to Kurtis' with the commentary videos and then his brother started a RU-vid channel that also gained a lot of fame. I'm not saying his brother is untalented today, because he has like 7 kids movies on Netflix, a load of toys and merch in circulation, and is one of the biggest names in Brazilian kid's RU-vid, but in the beginning of his channel, it was preety crappy. Now the both of them have a couple of the highest subscription counts in the world, and Felipe was on the new york times' 100 most influential people in the world. Anyway, I just like sharing random Brazilian trivia

@@kalreynolds5829 imagine being fired from a show that nobody watches and what's worse is he's not even the lead actor in it.

@@farlonmuentes6004 Truly a spectacular performance. That's why they're such scum with their fake course nonsense, they're failing upwards. They already had money, they came from money, that's how they get more of it. Getting dropped by DIsney doesn't matter, because they already had money. And they got that money from having money. Thank god we were spared a Paul going full Ariana Grande and actually becoming a success off of Disney. For once, I feel I don't live in the darkest timeline.

If you think US education system needs reform you should take a look at Indian education system. I can rant about it all day long.

@@vibepolice499 yes but it does make it relatively better

@@shivanipathak5380 As an Indian, the Indian education system sucks, but the American one is definitely worse. The good ones are Sweden, Norway etc.

I mean people do things like anthropology and expect to make money like....nah fam

@@futurehofer1564 You can make alot of money from Anthropology though. And it's interesting too.

If your goal is to have a lot of money then he is smarter. If you think about Overall intelligence then ofc not

@@lailapachkov8006 I mean he makes videos for children. It doesn't take a genius to know they're the biggest demographic, therefore the most profitable. It's the way the movie industry has been for years, and a large portion of the entertainment industry in general. He should be grateful for whoever took him out of Ohio and got him on Disney. That could have happened to any white-bread kid from middle-America with mild good looks. So it's a combination of luck and someone else's good business decisions that led him where he is today. Which is scraping the bottom of the barrel, ethically and artistically. If he was smart, he would've just stayed on Disney until a better project came up to propel him. Either that or he could've done the same thing he's doing now, but instead of being an asshole and a bad example to kids across the nation, he could be setting a good example, even if it's fake and not who he is. He's already choked out his morals, so he'd benefit more from portraying a positive, chill or fun role model for kids. That way he'd get way more brand deals and he'd easily make friends with the big brands and rub shoulders with industry giants by now. He'd be everywhere, brands would be fighting over getting him on their products and ads. Which is why you probably saw him everywhere more like 3 years ago when he was still that guy and still working for disney. I remember seeing some of his modeling photos on the back of a menu at downtown Disney around 2017 lol instead he took bieber and miley's career path and sped it up by x10

unicornalq11 the thing is i wouldnt define intelligence over how much you know, but more about how good you are at learning and adapting to things, intelligence is more the ability to gain knowledge than the knowlegde itself, but i also dont think that jake has a lot of that ability tbh

The audacity*

@@lailapachkov8006 not really since jake had a machine behind here from jump.if he had done all this alone,then maybe he could have a class but thats not the case

Hitchcock00Starlet maybe we can get some Movement Marler Boss babes or Huns trying to show you a new opportunity for financial freedom all from the Internet

@@isabelgonzalez4662 that would be the most interesting and terrifying cross-collab.

Beautifully said

Same

Me, someone who has never written any sort of fanfic: *seriously contemplates writing a short story about this*

@@soapthesoap do ittttt

thinking of shocking my 70 wattpad followers (even tho i restart my whole acc lol) who only knows me bcs of my serious bl ff with kurtis x chair satire ff...

kurtis always felt tied to his chair. this made sense, since he was a youtuber- a lot of his time was spent in this chair, filming, scriptwriting, editing -it was part of his job to sit in this chair. this is also true for many other people. many jobs involve sitting still for extended periods of time, and kurtis was glad that he knew for sure that there would always be some people who related to this part of his life. perhaps less relatable, however, was the fact that this chair talked. kurtis supposed the chair was infatuated with him, for a reason known by no one except the chair itself. when he was away, its voice haunted his thoughts, constantly asking, begging to be sat on. needless to say, it was off-putting. he tried his best to ignore it at first. as that proved to be increasingly difficult, he would then start to strike up conversation with the chair. this, however, always resulted in a confusing and unpleasant experience. kurtis learned things he knew he was never meant to learn. as you can imagine, he soon became tired of this chair. one night, while all the world was quiet and the sky appeared as deep as the ocean, he dragged the chair out of his house, wrapped and tied up inside a large garbage bag, and drove away with it as far as he could. he dropped it off on the side of a road somewhere he was glad he didn't remember.

stinky rat kid Jake does have to “work” a lot to keep his position on RU-vid.

@@grahamturner2640 so hes a shit ass

Successful people don't sell courses. You don't see Warren Buffet selling "secrets to getting rich quick", people who sell these kinds of courses arent very successful to begin with. Jake Paul isn't making as much money as he used to, that's why he's constantly coming up with these schemes.

Antenna Wilde e

@Kartik they flaunt with their stocks

the cup RM throws in the Run MV Probably not tbh.

Does Jake Paul realize anything?

Nothing Happens He realizes he has money and...yeah that’s it I think

In his world other forms of income don’t exist

Just imagining a future where there are more influencers than nurses and doctors scares me

Naw as soon as he speaks, you turn into dust.

sounds like every mlm ever

Daaaamn. That's a good quote though.

rhiannon what’s an mlm?

@@tessa7463 it means men love men. Wlw is women love women.

UnikornKitty The 3rd there are 2 meanings actually haha. One is Multi-Level Marketing, which is a scam, and Men Love Men which is what you're thinking

I haven’t laughed at a comment so hard in such a long time lol this was good

How do I retweet a RU-vid comment

He’s the Nigerian Princess that Michael Scott was paying for

indp. iv :/

@indp. iv thank you

xD

hahaha

That's got to be the funniest comment I have seen in a long while

yeah, I'm 10. I'm just trying to do good in math right now

I dunno Jake, I'm an eldritch abomination from the firey depths of Hell.

This comment fits your pfp so well

He didn't even need to have to scam the kids cuz the RU-vid commenters are doing it themselves🤣🤣

Yes, well I know it is

Didn’t even notice that. Good and fine and hilarious observation, thank you

Its because he's a fucking hs dropout he literally is entitled and lazy and thinks he deserves everything

@@zoelavenderlilypad7863 He's an asshole, and you can be upset that you've done everything right but people still give him money, fame everything he wants. You need to break the rules, I'd much rather have his job haha

Right? People like him are why they call us that lmao

Well we do, just as the next generation deserves even more than that and so on.

He'd be insuffarable. I bet when he was kicked out from Disney he said that he "went to achieve his passion projects".

Not really. Shitting on low paying with little to no insurance slave jobs isn't "not understanding the working class" you capitalistic pig. With ai we could actually have a system where people don't have to be slaves for basic needs, food and mediocre health care. But ofc such thing doesn't benefit the geographic division of the world into separate countries, nor capitalistic corporations. It only benefits the working class and people in poverty. But who gives a shit about that right? Some people are fine with their jobs, so that means that the situation is perfectly fine. Just like people used to be fine with 12-18 hour jobs and didn't agree with the may first revolution. There were people in the working class thinking this revolution was done by entitled shits who "don't know what the actual working class needs" too.

Jake Paul obviously doesn't really care about people, however the statements were 100% correct. Judging the statements is different than judging him for saying things he doesn't truly believe

@Idontknow Wholam Why did you call them a capitalistic pig, just to go on some inane rant about something you obviously have surface-level knowledge of? You realize the best way to convince someone that their current system is flawed isn't by childishly insulting them, right?

Hecking Bamboozled actually I don’t know about that. The best way is to make them realize the different contradictions of the system and it’s harm to the majority of people.

yup :(

Who said I am the thought leader... Who should quit college and watch Jake Paul. Billy Gene is not a con artist. He's just a dude with a really cool naaaame.

But the DREAMSSSSSS NOT MY STYLE

am i the only one who sang it-

Ngl I read "billy gene is marketing" in tune with the song

Hee hee

It’s me. I’m “he”

Jake Paul has a huge ego, and it doesn't permit him to admit that he got famous on pure chance or that he makes content for 8 year olds. He keeps trying to make these unsuccessful "business" moves that are about 15 years out of his demographic age range, and they have to be costing him money when you consider effort/time/getting websites coded/graphic design/etc etc vs his more popular videos. And yet he keeps trying! He just cannot accept that he isn't a psychological genius that cracked the success code, and that his child fand give zero shits about it.

@@Saibellus um yah…so many youtubers have pointed this out…..nice discovery

@@Hi-dx5jt u realize that comment is over a year old bruh

@@ranniwolves mmmmmmmm

he's 23, it's already happening i-

You mean Onision?? Lol

aspen ahmed 23 is really not that old yet lol, we’re both technically still the same generation as his fans (gen z). it’s when gen alpha grows up....

Brigid Smith lmao you’re _right_

I don’t think he’s a failure given his wealth and success...

michelle21617 Hahahaha I love Noel. My favorite thing he’s said about Jake Paul is when he was talking about Jake Paul’s teacher diss song and Jake Paul says: “Why can’t you teach us something we can use? Like how to drive a Lambo.” And Noel goes: “Yeah why can’t you teach us hyper obscure knowledge about the one percent?”

I read this as nick Miller from new girl 🤪😳

Always appreciate a Noel Miller quote

Noel Miller’s words are my bible

@@angie-pk4jq Sounds like something he would say.

Kaitlyn Fulmore I’m having the worst day of my life and that extra greeting made my heart go Z O O M 🤸🏾‍♀️

sth just doesn't feel right this year

Em this is irrelevant but I've never seen someone with the same spelling as me 😂

I'm on my period and it makes ne feel so happy to watch a Kurtis vid 🥰

For real it legit makes me smile like every time

Aiden Studios Roach jr???

@@muggz7752 my dad blazes hard

america bby

Stunted developement. He’s like almost if not already 30 and he’s still acting like the high school class clown trying to impress fellow kids

Fire your Co workers

Fire the owner

fire the company

Maybe Jake lives in Soviet Russie where you can actually fire your boss.

Meg Griffin In Soviet Russia... You fire the boss

right?! like he’s one of the few that has way more than enough money for it and he’s saying it’s dumb and bad like dude shut up

tHe moSt pRoffEssiOnaL mAn ?? I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

Unfortunately that's his point: he didn't need school and he's successful so why doesn't everyone else do it too?

Eeeee Ik, he just doesn’t realize that he’s literally a grown ass adult telling preteens to drop out.

He just got lucky

He was using the font because it was similar to the font the program had.

Man love man?/j

F I R E T H E M

CANT FIRE THEM FROM THEIR JOB? S E T T H E M O N F I R E

Say that again but *slower.*

fire him out of the company or does he mean actually *fire* his boss? Like literally burn him with a blowtorch?

• c i n n a m o n • The questions that we need answered but will forever go unanswered

JUST STEAL 20 DOLLARS

Your profile pic is *chef’s kiss* BEAUTIFUL 😭

jake paul: have you tried not being poor?

Hella BomBella Elleira thanks i edited it 😎

jake paul fan: i have anxiety :( jake paul: then just... don't!!!!

I'm wondering if this was before or after he went on the creepy uncle of RU-vid's video and said he doesn't manipulate children

@@stephanieg9004 what are you on about

@@pongo1342 I think the creepy uncle is Shane Dawson

"Sit that handsome ass on my face and talk to a camera"

My mum thought I was watching porn

*T H E K U R T A I S*

@@rocio7450 lmao i didnt even notice thank you 😂

I feel honored that I was here for both “kurtais” and “kurtis”

IKRR

Lol that'd be a great channel boost. And impossibly hilarious haha can u imagine

HAHA YEEESSS!!! 😂

Just chow he did with Cody Ko

*has Vietnam Flashbacks* We all know how that went down

The fact that he confronted someone who just got a fresh cut too lmao

Well I mean who doesn't want to work for Disney

I don't think anybody wants to work at Disney anymore

Dani Boy people unaware of Disney’s issues such as kids probably do. Can’t imagine anyone else would

@@daniboy4153 I would only work for Disney for the clout

Hidayah you mean Danny?

Watch him do it anyway

SalvatoreBallistics you mean Denny?

@@bellaelleira nah he definitely means Danny.

@@bellaelleira You mean Zayden Longzan?

Firing your boss is all a job is

it's a *m e t a s t a p h o r i c* duuudee

Stressful Star child well maybe he lives In Soviet Russia

Supreme Lobster metastophoric? Fucking what?

i'm sorry- a metastaphoric??

jelly bunny i am a new viewer. i am impressed.

@@weewoo2306 sames lollllll

Lauren Drawbaugh welcome to kurtisland!!

Kurtis make you wanna subscribe twice

That's my first video and I have no clue of what's happening

It's goddamn chaotic

I was about to comment this

@@retardwithfas3745 oh god

Hahaha

David Greenleaf that chair was def horny

But that doesn't fit the narrative Jake was trying to paint so ignore that, right?

@@DevilManN111 what narrative? The dude is incoherent.

@@purpleactivist6810 yeah that's what he's saying

I mean, yeah

Ugge Ugge it gave breen vibes

21:42 Is kurtis using a background photo of a Neil Breen movie?

@@majorodriguez3886 FINALLY SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT

That's clearly his biggest cinematic influence.

It's called making a reference

This might have been 2 years ago, but I feel you. Interstellar is an incredible movie.

an overworked student or a cult leader

@@alextheasparagus6675 yeah that too

Sounda like the Thought Police from 1984 by George Orwell.

straight outta oceania

I didn’t know I was joining a cult

iNsErTiNg ThE gAmE DiSc ReSuLtS In ThE gAmE BeGiNiNg

@@orbeezeater aMmO aLlOwS yOu tO sHoOt pLaYeRs

CoLeCt CaSh AnD bE tHe FiRsT tO 1 MiLliOn

@@kroseandpen4671 pReSsINg BuTt0ns doEs ThINgs

My personal favorite from Overwatch: Try to die

You don't have any replies when you have over 1.7k likes, so I'm gonna fix that

Jen Seedling thanks for taking one for the team

Lol same energy

Lmfao 😂

I’m not a fan but he is a millionaire

And is more successful than probably 98% of college graduates

@@josephthegod3514 If your only measurement of success is wealth, sure, though 98% is a gross exaggeration. Let's see how longterm his success is.

Joseph Vernon thats such a lie omfg

Name: Greg Location: Kurtis Town Gender: Guy

honestly

I haven’t seen them

Trinity...? Danny and Drew are two different people ?

Little stinkers

Proving his own point lmao

It really felt like a too old jackass saying "adults suck!"

He's become the very thing he sought to destroy

that's bc he thinks the only thing worth learning about/thing that will make you money is internet fame

edwina lai right lmfao as long as you say it with confidence and as if there’s a point behind it, you can get away w it😂

Michael Scott style

edwina lai pro gamer move 😎

With strong enough confidence, you can convince the audience _they're_ wrong

Im the 1k like!!

"Not with that attitude!!" ~Jake Paul, probably

Lou Jake Paul probably just doesn't have enough brain cells to think about how everything works, such as work and school

Yeah you don’t hire your boss to tell you to make a spreadsheet my guy.

Lyla LITERALLY ME

I love having a 9-5 🤷‍♀️

i literally am hoping for a stable 9-5 cookie cutter job after i graduate lmao

As somebody who is getting off of a 7-6 shift and has worked hundreds of overnights and random hours at a 24 hour sure, I would kill for a 9-5 that pays what I make here...

I want to be a performer. But its hard to get a following. And i come from nothing. Having a 9-5 cookie cutter life is the dream. Just a step down from the less realistic dream of being famous

*salivates at sight of new upload* gotta get that CONDITIONED STIMULUS

all this pavlov talk is so weirdly timed because i just learned about it more in depth today in my psychology class.

I literally subscribed so the extra greeting would apply to me

SAME

I’m literally in an advanced psych course in college about behavior principles so yeah this is my ish 😂

I‘m scared for this generation of kids tbh

(I’m talking about how school was before quarantine) Honestly it’s terrifying and it makes kids hold such entitlement that they shouldn’t hold like since I don’t hav a middle school I’m gonna be in 8th grade in a school with his demographic and being around them is so exhausting, they will constantly just call u a hater whenever u ask them to quiet down in a library or they just mock u and then ur always told that u should know better if u ask them more than once, they refuse anything from everyone by just calling them haters and it’s so stressful. Whenever u ask them what they want to be when they grow up the most responses I’ve gotten is youtuber and they always expect that their gonna be as big as Jake or someone like him and it’s almost crushing when u realize how much they’ve been manipulated by the internet, and how sometimes they wanna start a family just so they can be like the ace family (that’s an actual response I’ve gotten) it really sucks and I’m not saying “book good phone bad” What I’m saying is that children are so easily manipulated and they’re being toyed with by adults and they hav no idea and really that hurts

@@seaofbees783 it's not the most fun thing ever to be more mature than your classmates. It's a surefire way to feel like you don't fit in. Just remember that we all grow physically, emotionally, and intellectually differently. There are many of your younger classmates that will look back in 10 years and cringe just at the mention of Jake Paul, embarrassed that they watched a single video of his. I know I watched some cringey stuff at that age and RU-vid barely even existed when I was in middle school! So yes, some of your classmates will end up cringey, immature, and stunted. But once you exit school you have to deal with people like them less and less. It does get better. Not perfect, but better.

John Temple I’m not really talking about my classmates, I’m taking about the kindergartens that we talk to, the people that are being shaped into humans, also I never wanted to mature faster than kids my age, I wish I had a normal childhood but I didn’t and I can’t replace it so I had to grow up quickly to help myself

@@seaofbees783 I feel that. Concern about the younger generation is important. Just do your best to embody what maturity is to those kids and that's what you can do on your own. If you're not satisfied by that, teaching or working with kids might be a way to help even more. But as for your upbringing, you can't go back in time so use your unwanted maturity to your advantage. Dont waste it like I did enjoying your superiority complex until you realize you're a pretty average person. At the end of the day I just heard a lot of my younger self in your first comment and I said to you what I would have told my younger self if i had the chance. If you take my advice or not, best of luck to you in anything you decide to pursue :)

Nicole Okpala and then everybody clapped

Literally the same thing happened to me I was like I wonder if he gets tired of saying that and then I was like did he just read my mind lol

@@zhnbt never gets old

bruh someone tweeted im so tired while i was reading this lmao

Ahhh I smell cap

When in doubt? Check the poo. Hope everything went ok in the ER. That's scary.

Dr: Can I check you knee reflex? I: Do you mean poo? Dr: Do you feel nausea? I: Do you mean poo? Dr: We will need to keep the IV port in your hand I: How is it connected to poo?

AHA omg you're so right

Well, we definitely played a part. But I think it's the generation after us that makes up most of his actual fanbase.

_x pressing intensifies_

I read this comment exactly when he said it and im quite satisfied

You're gonna have to specify which generation you are because as a millennial I need it specified that the ZOOMERS made jake paul possible. But if you wanna get technical it's the gen x ers who hired him at disney so

Not to mention 9 to 5 isn't really that bad. Some people work 12 hours a day to make ends meet so yeah

Also some people just want a job that makes enough money for their life style. So they’re content and successful in their eyes. It’s ignorant and self centered for him to think and try to teach kids that his view of successful is the only definition of successful.

those people are successful

I would replace successful with rich. Even those with 9-5 jobs should be able to make a good living and not be in poverty.

i hate that idea that being a 9-5 employee is degrading or shameful. every major business needs employees. it's okay if you don't want to be a self-made youtube millionaire, that doesn't mean you're not successful. and if everyone dropped out of school and quit their jobs to become a vlogger, the world would collapse lmao

Fact

He’s 23

@@conphideinme still not the same generation

@@chrismiddleton6962 generation z is from 96 to 2012

@@donmon808 your right, I stand corrected. But either way he seems so out of touch with this generation that he just seems older, like he has no clue of any of the problems that this generation actually faces since he got lucky at 15 and became internet famous he thinks everybody can do the same thing

J Sera get a load of this society

He’s like: eww society! Leave it