I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened 

Why is nobody mentioning the absolute genius game design of “Dragon + Human = Dragon + Ash”?

"So basically now we have a world with a lot of dragons and vodka." Uh.. isn't that just DND?

"life is suffering" "It is when i make it" - Dangerously Funny

You should try Alchemy Infinity. It uses similar element combination gameplay, but if you come across an unused combination you can submit a new element. New elements are decided by community vote and completely unmoderated so the game gets real stupid real quick and its amazing

"Humans are gonna be stoked I already did everything they just have to inhabit it" -God after making earth

Man I loved this game when it was a flash game back in middle school.

Wow..i had these games on my ipod in middle school and played them non-stop. Happy to see it again!

I’m glad he got in to this he is the perfect person to play this game

DF: "Fire and water creates alcohol." Me: Add glass and you get a *FullLiquorBar!* (funky music) : )

If you could get the SWFs, I'd love to see you play some of the "Grow" games by EyeMaze. They're similar to this but instead of logic it's a bunch of trippy experimenting

I haven’t seen this game in a long time thank you df for reminding me of this game

This just unlocked a part of my brain I completely forgot existed. This was such a great game

"What about Vodka... + storm??" Oh DF, never change

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PLEASE COMPLETE THIS GAME

I like how he always came back to alcohol and vodka throughout the video, I also like how he wanted to mix everything with vodka and alcohol 🤣

Air+lizard=bird.. I'm glad this game is a perfect representation of our scientific understanding of evolution

I didn’t know they made a game about DF!

Right now in real life humans are evolving backwards

All this time we're like "He added boat to steam engine but not kart to steam engine"

This video is gold. That’s right DF, you should try out for Olympia.

PLEEEEASE keep this potential series going! I love you playing this game, it just fits so well!

We've got dragons AND imaginary creatures 😂 nice DF.

11:00 I love the way he says that so much!! XD TheStupidThingsThey’dGetUpTooo

I like that subtle placement of David Tennant as the doctor. You have much more admiration DF.

The fact the icon for "human + human" is the only animated one tho

12:45 you can't just hit me with the death note sound...

I played Doodle God in college like 10 years ago. It was one of my favorites.

Graystillplays and DF should colab together

I'm on the edge of me seat for part 2, and I have no idea why.

That calming voice overwhelms me

Dragons and Vodka sounds like a great time.

“I don’t know why we need storms” DF you know why you need storms (To kill)

Reminds me of a game called little alchemy

The Deadly Premonition whistle song is glorious. Bravo.

DF not thinking of giving the ghosts life honestly fits his personality

I haven’t seen this game in forever! It was nice seeing it being played again

This was a blast from the past! Thanks DF

"We've had humans on this planet for 30 seconds and already we have alcoholics" -DangerouslyFunny, 2021

ive just been listening to this as i play games and hearing df just say a ton of random items for 20 minutes is kind of relaxing

Such a great video, thanks for the laughs DF.

Avatar lookin *way* different then I remember

Forgot this game existed but I’m glad I found this video! Keep up the good work DF!

"we've had humans for 30 seconds and we already have alcoholics" Yea... thats humanity for ya

I’m obsessed with this man I have been watching all of his videos since like a year ago and now I put on a water proof case on in the shower to watch him

I honestly can't wait for him to try out doodle devil and all the others

This was very frustrating to watch... knowing the combinations and watching DF seem to purposely miss them was almost painful.

We have finally answered the riddle, “what came first the chicken or the egg?” We now know it was the egg

“Ice and vodka?” It does make something A good time.

“400 Trillion years of evolution” -DF

I love the part of df declaring victory when he makes alcohol puts it on a beach claiming its a resort xD

(Blue border elements are "complete, basically you don't even have to try them anymore cuz they just did all the fusions.)

Honestly for once what DF was accomplishing didn't seem so bad.

It’s about time this man played this game.

"What about a wizard and a ghost?" - Some southern man, circa 1860

*gets corpse* Me that watches too much TF2: You are dead, not big suprise

Now we can confirm that DF is god

YESSSS I've been waiting for this game

When DF said being god is fun, I got scared for a second there 😅😅😅

Damn you must be an awesome ruler if corpses we're barely created 12 billion years after the first human was born XD

stardew valley music playing after 10 mins: makes me nostalgic...i miss the old df :c

the stardew valley music in the backround is perfect

DF: *Discover's new ELEMENT* Also DF: *COMBINE IT WITH VODKA AND ALCOHOL*

i find it weird that ive never heard this guy laugh and it hurts to imagine it

Imagine somewhere in a parallel universe this is the Earth's history "And before humans, and even the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there was already alcohol and vodka. We are not sure how and why but scientists have proven this did happen."

XD How he puts Stardew valley music as the background music

"I've basically created a world with just dragons and vodka" are you accepting invitations?

When we finally find out DF knows stuff but never uses his brain

He should play little alchemist next

We finally figured out who ash’s father was: DF (He said it himself)

0:34 Anakin Skywalker would think this is the best planet to live on until DF did this

My brain must just work different. In my mind, you'd want to combine the elements on the left one at a time with everything on the right. Then, as you unlock new elements, they'd be put in the queue and you'd automatically pair them with all existing elements on the right as you progress. You'd systematically unlock everything quickly and easily.

You should get some lofi since everyone says that you are their comfort youtuber! I think it would work well with your style

No one: Literally no one: DF: coffee ghost?

"Pretty much there's just some dragon stuff and vodka" Russians from the middle ag- OH LAWD WHY YOU RUNNIN OVER ME IM TRYNA MAKE A MEME OF YOU OWWWW

Now we know how all things were made and how the future will look, according to DF.

POV: your early and trying to think of a good comment

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Didn't expect this but I loved this game growing up, love your contract DF keep up the good work!👍

I'm sick from food poisoning and yet you still make me laugh

Can we all just appreciate that he tried to light a lizard on fire for no apparent reason?

Honestly the coffee ghost thing had me in tears it caught me off guard completely

The point where DF said coffee ghost made me laugh so hard

"Coffee ghost" Why did that make me laugh so hard

Second I read the title I knew we were all doomed-(love the channel been watching for almost 2 years in total, love the content alwase💙💙

the relaxing stardew valley music in the background nice reminder that DF used to always make stardew valley videos (in the beginning of the video)

Day 1 of thanking DF for making good, fun content for us every day, thanks DF

Sees the human mission, avoids it so the world can actually prosper

I like how vodka exists before life

this is the most chaotic asmr I have ever heard of

This is a decade-old throwback that just came out of the left field.

Oh god yes DF as a god is da best. And it fits so perfect that he would play this game.

Seeing DF mess with elements, trying to play god, makes me wonder how he'll play Black and White 1 or 2

YES,AFTER 10 YEARS I FINALLT FOUND THIS GAME AGAIN. THANK YOU, COMING UPON THOS VIDEO IS SUCH A BLESS

oh i loved this game. they should make another with even MORE fun and crazy options

Again, waiting all morning for this

I wish I had the experience of playing Doodle God for the first time again.

Love your videos DF!

Electricity+bird didn’t equal Thunderbird but now you are probably on some kind of watchlist for trying to electrocute a bird

Dragons and vodka is just medieval times without humans

Awesome Video Df!