I Fixed the Alphabet 

A 3rd?!?!?!?

@@Kyrkkk what

@@Kyrkkk “bruh another”

@@ender5312 ᴇ

@@Kyrkkk E

thank you that was me actually

OMG i JUST NOTISD THATS VERY KREATiVE

Finally someone noticed xd

@@RichConnerGMN nice

I didn't even notice that subtitles existed

Also the 'ph' is superfluous, could just be an f, so it should be alfabetr, 1/10

@@fivehoursleep9709 And he made α its own letter so it would be αbetr, or αβ (alphabeta)

Hear me out the first alphabet starts with alpha, the first Greek letter. So the second alphabet should be the betabet.

Just call it αβst

@@rellikx7519 more like betagam

Oh that's why they're weird. I was 'konfused'.

i no rit (I know right)

Same

@@Excited2Drawerm noe its “i knoe rite”

@@ltelliot69420 oops sory

𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱

I was looking for this comment

RONG LANGUAG

No just infuriating

@@ssall3879 yeah I agree

@@billywhizz09 yep even more then POGO PEAS

A samuan hu had to lern the history of the alphabeta, this entire video is iqualy infuriating and humoros*

@@ssall3879 honesty is good.

Spain does this too

As you are a French person please explain to me, why the heck, do I have to: multiply 4 and 20 and then add 15 just to say 95 Why? Just why???

@@blackjackdaw7865 I think there's some language where you say 5*20-20/2 instead of 90

@@blackjackdaw7865 I think we used to count in a base-20 numeral system at some point during the Middle-Ages. We even used to say other horros such as "trois vingt" (three twentys) for 60, or even "six vingts" (six twentys) for 120, etc. For some reason, we just kept this base-20 system for numbers from 60 to 100. However, our Swiss and Belgian neighboors have the goodness to use "septente" (seventy) for "soixante-dix" (sixty-ten), "huitante" (eighty) for "quatre-vingt" (four-twenty) and "nonante" (ninety) for "quatre-vingt-dix" (four-twenty-ten). I don't know if you were expecting such a serious answer, but you've got one.

@@mauringilles1563 I wasn't really expecting a serious answer under a youtube coment but I was kinda hoping for one. Thank you.

U 2

lol

uraqtpi

U r a uraqt.

I watched this video over again but with captions just because of this comment, damn you and thank you

W in France is double va

Holy shit, the video is literally twice as funny if you turn subtitles on

i NO RIT

I was thinking google has taken the wrong language again.

This is a sequel, and if he didn't made an another sequel, he will for a couple of days

IT IS THE SEQUEL

@@mihailoaleksic3330 r/whoosh

@@Star17Platinum17 r/whoosh

too many bugs and complaints from the first release

Wattpad writers would love this

@@ohzmosiss i hate that i understand

NO NOT ABO NEVER

@@guccerice1162 please explain

@@mmiaxyz ABO (alpha, beta, omega) is another term for omegaverse, a story trope in where humans are divided into three biological classes - alpha, beta, and omega - and experience rut/heat cycles regardless of gender. Alphas are at the top of the hierarchy and go through rut cycles. Betas are basically your average person. And omegas are at the bottom of the hierarchy and are the ones who go into heat. There are many ways one can go about writing it but it's because of this central idea that works that feature this trope are usually NSFW. Again, not always but usually.

Or brought the concept of Japanese "signature stamps" to the English speaking world! Love it!

@@mariostar13 'signature stamps' have been used all across Asia not just Japan

@@user-ee4wp7qx5i Wow

Bruh when you do signature you have to do it unde 1 sec or 2 max but to make a logo à lot of people will have sames logo plus it will be super easy if you are a good drawer like me to copy the logos of other people . And It will take very too long to make the logo , if you have to do 10 signature on 10 pages it will take 5 minutes to do all the logos

@@jeremvfx bruh it was a joke

japanese system:

@@mangouschase HAA

@@mangouschase oh yeh ahahah Japan has those personalized stamps. I think those are called Hanko

I will sign my son’s PG13 permission slip with my bored ape!

Not joking, I made up a little symbol to draw next to my signature. ...because I can't distinguish my own scribbling from anyone else's, I don't have the patience to perfect my penmanship, and I like to draw! X3

Agreed.

A true madlad 👑

No one MAKES the subtitles it’s AI trying to hear what their saying

@@littletreesandmore4664 Actually (if you aren’t joking), there is a way for somebody to edit the subtitles for a video.

@@littletreesandmore4664 you can put your own if you want…

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

@@RichConnerGMN You didn’t get rid of silent letter e

@@tokhoteUhm yes they did?

It is alphabetter😂😂

⁠@@RichConnerGMNthanks a lot

everyone is a QR code for the government :o

a personalized stamp for everyone... , you mean like fingerprints? great job Japan.

@@skuldragen well i mean if you lose your fingers or arms you don't have a fingerprint or if your hands are damaged and the prints become unrecognizable-ish

Fun fact, hanko stamps aren't generally given by the government, in fact, you can buy a hanko stamp from your local daiso, which is kinda whack if you ask me...

@@ravenneck1035 Huh that is sorta whack lol. You're right tho I totally misremembered that factoid.

The power of Ctrl+H

I was going to see if anyone also saw dis

I was about to say the same thing

100th like

I was literally about to comment the same thing lol 😂

YEAH I SAW

W

Same

frr

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

Same, but that expectation got subverted very quickly. Oh sorry, I mean "kwiklee".

@@frederikl.1642 😂

It is what are you talking about

Same lol

iDK WHaT UR ON HE MAD XELENT $HaNGE$

What, really?

kreated* use the new alphabet you normie

sorry *kreated*

*qreeated*

@@Qwerty-qu6ck *kreatd

@Bee Sixteen ah that would make sense 👍wish you luck learning Chinese!

FORREAL

XQC

I was about to say that. You are so right!

But the Chinese don't use those letters, we do when writing their words/sounds in English. And you could do the same with the Alphabet made in this video too.

thanks that was me

@@RichConnerGMN your amazing!

But how😊

@@RichConnerGMN huge respects to you man!

The fakt that teh kaptions follow the ruleS heS making as he gos alobg

H was left in there :c its silence and you can subtitute for a j like jajajajaja or just o intead of oh

Alexa h isnt entirely silence tho try to say "hack" separate from "ack" or "jack" without it

@@Alex_Is_Not_Here if I saw someone writing jajajajaja and not hahahah I would be so confused fr

@Rhett nice ! I'm officially cool enough to copy

@@paperroll3105 Jajajaja is how you laugh in spanish, you need the H to laugh in english.

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) (and i'm not a man :3 )

@@RichConnerGMNi did Not read the description *sorry*

i love how hieroglyphics are just referred to as numbers

ARE YOU MY MATH TEACHER?!

𓅸

@@teslacactus1135 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH the egyptian reaction to that would be the same as the reaction that we are seeing of the persons that learned alphabet history

Nerd

The real ones remember thorn

Sorry what’s a “c”

oh my god I remember thorn it looked like a p combined with l

@@allique__ and what about the yogh ȝᴇs ʙᴇᴋᴀvs som ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴅᴇsᴇʀғ ᴛo ʙᴇ ʙʀoᴛ ʙᴀᴋ ᴀɴivvᴀȝ, ɴo ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ iғ þᴇȝ ғᴇll ouᴛ oғ usᴇ ғoʀ soᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀsoɴ

@@allique__ you remember thorn??? how old are you

I personally think cyrillic cursive is so much prettier than english cursive

@@sofija642 But that isn't the most important part of a writing system, is it? What matters is readability, and I don't know how you're supposed to see that as anything but scribbles.

правда

@@TheMGMfan That's correct. I didn't say it's important. Anyways it's readable if written properly. Most people I know use cyrillic cursive writing and I have no problem reading it.

You right. I mean? My first thought was: "dude, you can't read it, because it's even NOT YOU'RE LANGUAGE"

Yeah

what’s a C?

then he said no silent E’s but put one in his subscribe card

@@jonathanyea3646 He made some exceptions. When the E actually does smth. Such as subscribe, the E changes the sound of the "i".

@@jonathanyea3646 Then the word would be subscrib, which is sub....scrib(like the word scribble cut short), so like the reply above the e does somthing

ekstreme?

@@terminusfinity009 Xtreme

O no. i had to se the whol video again (I'm not doing alphas, sorry, way too much trouble)

thanks that was me

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

@@RichConnerGMN you also have a record to be the first guy that uses Alphabet 2

Like Mr beast?

@@masongrey5907 cool

For Þe, which people pronounced as the, "Þ" was actually the character for "th"

@@skyranger9743 I know I actually want to bring þ back into þe alphabet, but if I typed wiþ it no one would understand.

@@achyuthavm Fair enough.

Also another fail is that the e in extreme isn't silent... or the e in better....

In French it’s called Double V.

purfekt*

u is verifed

lmao

spik*

Hey norm

As another linguist, I wonder if you can transcribe the comment that I just put on the video.

@Fitz the dragon it depends what language youre intending it to be used; theres also different approaches to it if you purely ignore aesthetics and make this for english, indonesian’s alphabet is a good baseline where the ch sound just uses c, the rest of the letters are comparable to their IPA counterparts except making y be /j/ like in a lot of languages the “useless letters” would be x and q although i think /ks/ is the only *pair* of unvoiced consonants that becomes voiced intervocalically, so i think its reasonable to let x be its own letter still (also to reduce total letters used to for a given word) you could also argue getting rid of y and w and replacing with i and u now if you went with this guy’s approach where you use letter names, i gueeeeess you could have q for the sole purpose of the word queue (when you could just write cue within current spelling rules) changing the current english alphabet would also need you to account for what spelling system to use; if we completely change it to be more phonemic, the letter name approach would not work. and regardless of which you use, youre going to need to add at least one or two new vowel letters to account for all of them i would give you more than this whole ass essay but you can take that to my twitter dms if you care enough

@Fitz the dragon it’s in my channel description

i have an alt linked on my main twitter thats mainly for linguistics and world building; you can dm that if you prefer

@Fitz the dragon not necessarily i just mentioned that there could be an argument for keeping x if i were to make my own alphabet that kept x, id make it only represent /ks/ not including when the s is a morpheme (e.g. plural, possessive, a verb tense, etc) so box and relax would have x but hacks would not

If I'm not mistaken, there are two ways to write it: - by using the concepts of the symbols, where that bird probably means "baby chicken" - by the first sound of each symbol, so say the name of the word is 'chicken', then the symbol would represent the sound 'ch' makes if used as a sound instead of a concept.

@@Liggliluff that comment was a joke but ok

@@vannillaAJofficial204 So what if it's a joke? I still liked that explanation, it's a fun fact

you mean 'mop lookin'?

I drew half of the different birds once (about 20), and then I never went back to trying to learn the hieroglyphs. I guess it broke me...

Bnm and birdie

I ACTUALLY SANG THAT BAHAAHKDKF

u dont have to write bird from egypt. just copy paste it here: 𓅱

@xrag ever heard of ь or ъ, or even half the words in russian like "грустный", where the the 'т' is silent?

@xrag чел, загугли просто фонетический разбор слова грустный и всё

@xrag bro why do I gotta read a book from 1700 to learn about my language, the year is 2023 not 1700. Language isn't static, it evolves with the needs of the people and with the way they talk, and right now the 'т' in "грустный" is silent

who tf has subtitles on bro lol

@@rinzler4841 Me

@@rinzler4841 Do you have an issue with that?

@@rinzler4841 i do...😐

Me

thanks

Hands down best part of the vid.

i was about to say the same thing. the funniest fact is that the romans wasnt even the guys that created the first famous alphabet/language. IT WAS THE GREEKS! even the world alphabet is coming from the greek world αλφάβητο/άλφα-βήτα (alphabeto/alpha-beta)

@@joji_kanell yes , Roman's have stolen our Alphabet but we stole the Phoenician alphabet and we just add the sounds that were missing . (When I say we I mean Greeks, I just want to shown as useful) By the way you are either Greek or you are a human with brilliant knowledge.

@@user-dn5jt3dr6w well... I dont even know good english that they are eazy, so there would be no way i could learn the greek language if i was from other country. Soo yes. I am from greece. (By the way, greece is one of the best countries for holidays and she may have a great history, but these days, is the worst place to live. The fun part is than in ours "schools" some teachers are saying that we have to study because we are the future of the country, but the real reason we study is to leave greece. :,-)

@@joji_kanell Ελπίζω να μιλάς άρτια την ελληνική γλώσσα, διότι θα συνεχίσω τον διάλογο στα Ελληνικά. Λοιπόν τα Αγγλικά σου είναι εξαιρετικά μην έχεις αμφιβολία περί τούτου. Φάνηκε ότι γνωρίζεις την ελληνική γλώσσα διότι ήξερες ότι το alphabet is associated with the Greek αλφάβητο. Ως αναφορά το εκπαιδευτικό σύστημα στην Ελλάδα, πίστεψέ με δεν θες να αντικρύσεις αλλά εκπαιδευτικά συστήματα σε άλλες ηπείρους.

what does abo mean 😟

@@adrien7866 "ABO" is Alpha Beta Omega It's a fanfiction thing Don't look it up if you're still innocent-minded please

@@RedstoneAMISS09713 oh god i know that but i didn't know it went by abo

@@adrien7866 if it's lowercase, it's a slur for Aboriginal people

@@loreleihillard5078 'abo' literally means 'dad' in my language

I thought the same

so many people wrote that in the comments so many people noticed this lol

Damn i didnt even realise

Yeah like even when he says he is removing lower c- kase letters THE SUBTITLES KHANGETO KAPITAL LETTERS

that's the top comment, also thanks that was me

Just say Kiwi

How would you say kiwi then

Aight who's gonna say it? Uh. Nobody it seems. Anyways, "Ksueue"

@@soravichtechottiasnee7238 kouie

@@pastiche9514 Cue. Oh wait C disapeared

Missed Cool Egyptian Bird, and you mispronounced Cool S

you missed bird from egypt

@Haji Mohammad Raihan same lol

@Haji Mohammad Raihan SAME

Bird from egypt Is a period

Instant prodigies

Yes 🙏 thankyou

What do you mean by “your kids?” Are you a teacher or a parent?

‘-‘

@@YamamotoTV2021 bro it's a joke no need to ask questions

Doublevé

Roumania also. Probably a Latin gang thing PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter, a walking video, a video where i am playing with my nuts. A short with a blog ... Also a patreon

jan misali has a very good video on the letter w and why/how that happened. the video is called: w

That's actually very interesting. I'm studying German and learned this recently for an exam. The letter W did not exist in the early Middle Ages, nor was it pronounced as such, but as a double UU (I’m talking for German right now. Could be same for english cause the languages are related) It is due to the medieval script, which often wrote U as V (but it was pronounced U. Just written as V). So the W developed from the double VV (which is a double UU) and got a new sound over time (cause shit was hard to say back then and they wanted it easier). In English it’s called double U because it was indeed a double UU. In French it’s called double V because the letter looked like a double VV. In German we call it „Weh“ because it evolved in a totally new letter (and sound), so you know.. it needs a new name.

I actually write 2 round UU's instead of sharp pointy VV's

Honestly, I don't like this, I don't even understand what's going on, this is terrible

@@jamburga321 ur jealous you couldnt make a better alphabet

@@buildintoships1220 Bro this is my opinion

@@buildintoships1220 I don't like it

@@jamburga321 this whole video is a joke. chill 💀

True, especially 🐦

you have the same pfp as me

why the “S” and “h” for sh? why the “C” and “h” for ch? why does h corrupt every letter that comes before it?

@@b1battledroid882 H does that twice with "T" and does some suspicious things with "W" too. _That's_ it! _who_ would do such a _thing?_

@@redmage777 👌

@@b1battledroid882 you're onto something here

Guess we gonna to wait for the alphabet 3

I had kaptions on and props to this man for usin his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds*

@@frospitality Isn't G still existing? Oh yeah spelling mistake.

@@angelicamunoz9572 oh.

The caption is cryllic now, but Latin word is still here.

⁠@@grassy2763 Ҁұгїԏїҁ

This is awesome

Uh-huh, I noticed too

So true

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like,