I Followed A Tattoo Machine Tutorial 

I blame cameramanjohn

I personally blame David

I couldn't actually tell if it was a joke or on purpose.

Probably the best sponsored bit on RU-vid

@@williamosman Cameramanjohn's name is one word?

@ Jesus Christ ahh the least liked comment i saw of you so far ;)

0;-)

Iconic

@@NoSTs123 cause he just commented. I love you Jesus

Top ten anime crossovers

Oof I mean it is correct

I read this comment when he said this

@@generic_matthew9584 mee to

@@generic_matthew9584 me to

@@generic_matthew9584 me too

@Xenon the Noble Gas yes

Ded

I still have dark spots on the palm of my hand where I lodged a pencil tip in there. The first one was an accident, the second was me trying to demonstrate how I had made a permanent dark spot on my palm to my mom.

Oops

Jago i’m literally wheezing. that’s amazing

He’s ugly though

@@Griefer_Jesus tell that to his girlfriend

@murdermymeat 69 Hmm I genuinely can't tell if william would or would not find this funny. He would find it funny that you told him that it's not funny though. So there's that.

@murdermymeat 69 William hearted the comment

murdermymeat 69 Uh this isn't a joke

@murdermymeat 69 its not a joke

Tommy Callaway what’s his history?

FSG Menthol and you have to use something besides pen ink, like ink made from graphite... or so I hear

@@TreyBattles5150 I've heard of people getting ink from playing cards

You don't "sharpen" them. You pop them with a candle fire. Just pull on each side of the wire. Put it under a open flame. And pop, you have pointy wire.

tincan tony yeah my roommate and I tried that but it took a while and didn’t yield much ink. The graphite ink work a lot better and we made a good sized batch in about 10 minutes or so. We tattooed our rank on our thighs and I still have mine after 3 years 😂

@@TreyBattles5150 you can get a hold of India ink (typical tattoo ink) in some prisons. Pen ink will work but it's not something you should aim for. Regular pen ink is not graphite but it is a carbon solution with compounds that you probably don't want in your skin. It works the same way India ink. The carbon in the ink will stay in your skin after your body metabolizes whatever it was suspended in. India ink is essentially just soot and water but pen ink contains chemical compounds including but not limited to oleic acid and alkyl alkanolamide which are solvents. I am not sure if they are dangerous for you in such small amounts, but I am certain water is used in India Ink for a good reason. Lol

how tf did the teacher not notice?

@@NerdlabsSciyou’re a little late 🫠

I have the same last name as you and my best friend is named Kevin Connolly also talk about small world lol

A lot of these life hacks were posted like 3 months ago on the after prison show

​@@k4ng4roo78 Any life hack that actually works is just something someone learned from a friend or relative that has spent time in prison. This is why so many life hacks are just ways to make things most of us can buy at the dollar store, and why it's always accomplished using less than ideal resources, because it's based on what inmates have access to.

Mr Papagiorgio a good friend of mine has the same last name. Wtf lmao

thanks commentettiquette

Ryan M. No, it just means that he made Michael in his parent’s garage 😂

@@tylerwinters4284 r/woosh

@@dgall8368 lol r/wooooosh you tyler was joking

@@oamuxi8625 that's not how it works

@@dgall8368 yes it is

If you are I am too lol i kept blowing on the screen

I liked to make it 69

I like the dedication

Me when I blow on cereal like it's hot soup

All I know is that your profile picture contains a very dangerous criminal and I need your car to transport him, you can pick it up at the station

Hes the fucking cameraman, utilizing the zoom function is literally part of what he does. This is the dumbest fucking question i've ever seen, it's like "Alright which one of you gave the bus driver, the person responsible for driving the bus, the keys to the bus?!"

Hes the fucking Commenter, utilizing the comment section to make sarcastic remarks is literally part of what he does. This is the dumbest fucking comment I've ever seen, it's like: "Let me deliberately ignore the joke and post this retarded reply to a comment"

@@Vinylkk this is the best reply I've ever seen

Burn

@@Vinylkk ok best reply to rude people on the internet I've seen

Can't skip out on the toilet wine!

Same

I would never expect to find one of your comments in a William Osman video. I thought you only watch real science =P

@@thechroniclesofblueface9787 their channels are very similar. Lol. I assume they make shit they like

@@liamskeen2884 Haha I could imagine them making it in the tank so when they want a glass the have to flush the toilet Into a glass. garbage disposal salsa was already a prison life hack in spirit.

😂😂

Electric tooth brushes are available for some prisoners

Nose hair trimmers dumb fuck

Work shop

That's what the soldering iron is for.

What does the inmates need a soldering iron for?

@@tramsapor repairing radios and fans mostly. Radios are expensive relitave to the environment. I've even seen them add LEDs that go off with the beat. They also make speakers from a magazine and bare wire. Some of them are actually pretty loud

Chris, Chris please tell me Where IN THE HECK do they get the motors?

@@josh.8104 usually it's the motor out of a fan

@@delfco12 Those guys honestly just need a modestly budgeted maker program, but I already know how horribly underfunded prisons typically are, so I guess it'll just have to exist as a pipedream.

I agree

Yes, and they pull the string while someone holds a lighter under it at the right lenght. This way they cut it while at the same time making it extremely sharp.

We always used a lighter spring

As a guitarist this doesn’t surprise me in the slightest

I don't think the video did it either so technically he followed it correctly??

Yep

Thank you for your professional prisoner Insight.

If it's a needle then wouldn't it already be pointed on one end?

@@jessegardner33 its not a needle but just a straight spring.

Gangrene too maybe

@@bleh8789 and AIDS, dont forget AIDS

r/engrish

Damn, learn how to fucking construct a sentence.

EvanAndKatelyn idk

I don't know you but you got that tick so I'm gonna reply

EvanAndKatelyn I'm your biggest fan

@@harshupadhyay7751 At least you're honest.

Hey your the spud gun peeps. sweet.

Watch your profanity.

@@jackshoemaker9023 stupid

Huh?

@@meghanhixon3241 osman's house burned down

@@bloodyhell8201 this was after his house burned down.

Michael is just getting spam tp'd by some dude

Get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!

wow this is actually pretty accurate

I mean this is just a fact. After the initial discovery we have searched for every possible way to do it.

This would be fantastic

i keep reading pornos

And the Dollar Shave Club promo, can't forget that masterpiece

he should start charging more for his promo's. they are the best on youtube.

...so whos gonna tell him?

= more uploads from michael

@@orlagskapten9829 That's a win for me.

@@orlagskapten9829 makes sense, lets bandwagon

@@VioletRM It fucking exists: www.amazon.com/Pavlok-Shock-Clock-Wake-Trainer/dp/B01EZ77IOY

we have to create a petition to make michael get one

"The building was on fire, and it was William's fault."

I literally read this comment as he said it in the video... *mind blown*

@@williamberntsson1071 holy shit same thing lmao

Kat Gunter aye

Aye

Same

Aye

Aye

Lel

Made from a tanacon badge

He's like wtf

Michael predicted Steve in smash bros confirmed

Chaitanya Singh He’s out here looking like Tommy Cash

But not the legitimacy of the tatoo pen? Me too

Better be careful making those kind of allegations here friendo

They used Computer Generated Insects

Whats your tattoo

@@neolynx_ peepee haha

Omg please make a video about that love ya Lithunium Snow 💙

lol same I’ve got an x on my hand

How did that go?

He lives there too now, i think, he can't afford to burn another house down XD

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-nZM9Ko806Bg.html I wouldn't worry

They both bought the house together.

@@trfpvVT They rented it together.

Dracula Kitty do it

You are talking about the countries john wick lives in?

yikes

Oof

Depends. I just got a pen with no tube. Just the ink stick. The other place gave us golf pencils but no sharpener.

Big yeet

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH Thats what dummies say. don't be a dummy.

I watched him before

I’ve watched the video before

Abstractt same

@@abstractt5152 same

And he made a better working soldering iron using the same Premise

"Like anti-matter but bees" quote that shit

with the electric one, it was a studier paperclip rather than a bendy wire, which worked great as a driver with the button as an offset on the motor. pressure switch and battery attached with electrical tape. the paperclip was "welded" into the back of an emptied ballpoint tube (ink had to come from somewhere), secured with tape, and a thin actual needle was attached at the business end. a bit bulkier but much sturdier material. he even made a shading tip for it with 3 or 5 needles. plz note despite efficacy we were teenagers and idiots. I only let him test in on me with no ink (I had a little light scarification but it healed) tho he tattooed some mutual friends.

Who cares when he emerges it’s always a good video

I have a sleep disorder where I'm awake 20 hours and then sleep 10 hours. Vitamin D, diet and exercise keeps me sane.

@@FlintSparkedStudios holy shit that's a disorder?? Maybe I need to get checked out :/ I just thought I was normalweird

Martin I don’t think he was sleeping....... i think he failed no nut November

FlintSparked I also have a sleeping disorder- I either sleep in bursts of 1-3 hour intervals, or cry because I can't sleep. I power through tho

@Gabe 18 yeah over some fucking weed cookies 😂

@Gabe 18 yeah it was some bullshit lol

I thought it was on purpose lol

Pack of pencils - $1.99 Pack of pens (for spring) - $1.99 Alligator clips - $4.99 Power Supply - +$40

@JamesonCrate "This is a horrible idea" *Proceeds to explain how to do this*

@@shatterednova5308 orrrrr.... orrr hear me out... people could already own pens, pencils and if he owns a soldering iron he probably owns alligator clips and a power supply... maybe im just crazy

@@EyeAmDamien Until you burn out of pens and pencils 4 times Then it costs more than the cheapest one you can buy

They would also use the motor from a CD player. Also the 1st string of a guitar tends to be a better needle for these.

@@raccoonboi4225 oh yeah, I forgot about the guitar string! My friend used a guitar string on a pen to give himself a tattoo when he was like 15 so I don't know how I forgot that

You can get a sharp point by heating the string over a flame and pulling it apart

@@Justin-ou6gq Yep, this is how I've seen it done. gives a real nice and sharp point perfect for prison ink, lol.

@@raccoonboi4225 wait somebody told you from personal experience in prison

Drew Gooden's life hack hatred videos are also excellent.

@@martyjehovah Absolutely, how could I forget?!

I have a *DEEEEEEEEEEP* hatred for “VooDoo Games”

I'd start sleeping with one next to me 24/7 if I was him.

Come on that’s not funny

@@barnabasbaack1237 even he jokes around about it, he also admits what he does is dumb

This

Ryan M. Yeet

Dont drop the soap. Dont drop the soap

Bröther

I

One day when they really need it, it will be empty.

Beka Emery *leeves

Micheal reaves

Micheal beaves

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