I Found A Soviet Goblin! ( Jump Scare Warning! ) 

Been holding poo in on bus all day, find a nice quiet abandoned building to release yourself after all this time. In walks a bald english man and puts you on the Internet. Life is hard.

Its kinda mindblowing, the guy wanted to do a number two somewhere hidden in an abandoned building, where no one would see him, then out of the blue a bald Englishman with a camera bumps in and he gets seen by millions people around the whole world!

A homeless guy just got called a soviet goblin Lmaooooooooooooooo

Finds goblin Proceeds deeper into dungeon Notices he is under-levelled

The pooping man was very friendly. I feel bad a potential friendship did not happen just because of shitty timing.

dude really walking around on a DayZ server

6:48 when you want to take a dump in a quiet place and now 2 million people have seen you....

i love how the soviet goblin kept repeating "hello brother" while smiling and also taking a deuce

i dont think youtube knows where to send your 1M play button to

Man in remote town in Kyrgyzstan has a poo in an abandoned building. Gets put on RU-vid on a channel with 1m subs. This is the real world in 2019.

Mate I'm stoned af watching Bald do his travels again.

I think that " goblin " can go to Guinness World Records to claim his reward on " being watched by the most people while shitting " . I don't think anyone could exceed 2M.

@4:50 I love how soviet bus stations are closed off like video game levels

you think you're scared? that man literally shat himself when he saw you.

You let that dude sleep on you the entire ride. What a nice guy

I'm a historian, but I've not read as much about this part of the world. Watching through all of your videos has made me realize the untold number of implications stemming from the collapse of the Soviet Union. What an amazing region with such a fascinating and deep history.

6:45 Sh*ter: I wanna sh*t, but I need a place where no one gonna watch me 700k: ok

HAIRDRESSER CLOSED THE DOOR BECAUSE SHE KNOWS NO BUSINESS FROM YOUR DESERT HEAD

As a disabled person that struggled to get out its fun watching these video of places I wish I could get to my self, sometimes he ventures to places bbc news crews wouldn't even go. thanks bald its been epic

7:05 -- _"Holy sh*t!"_ ... literally speaking!

That soviet "shitter" was the funniest thing i have seen you encounter in all your videos... And you have been through INDIA!!!!🤣😂😆😁🤣

This guy literally has said Soviet in his lifetime more than anybody else on earth

I laughed so hard to see you had become a traveling head rest! I love your videos! I've been binge watching since I found your channel. Thank you!

Hi bald, love your videos, always enjoy the background historical information you give. Really helps put everything in perspective and understand the scenes, great job.

This man has teleport ability. He travels from Chelyabinsk to Kyrgyzstan so fast.

Gather around grandchildren, let me tell you about the time I met an Englishman.

I just had to watch this again ! Will keep watching reruns until Mr Bald is back on the road again ! Love this channel !

Really appreciate the great content and perfect amount of editing! I don’t think I’ve ever needed to fast forward

2 months ago on a soviet crane: "Oh dear, I am shitting myself!" Today: "Oh look! A soviet crane!"

Fall of the USSR really literally turned everything into Zombieland.

Hello Ben! I'm born in KG and grew up in Bishkek in a street Balyktchi. I lived many years in Paris, then I moved to Germany. Now, you explain me something I didn't know about the country where I was born. It's very touching. Your sovietness makes you very sympatic ;) Greetings, Alex

One of the best channels out there mate ! Tremendous 👊🏻

Bald has a unique subscriber tactic. I have been keeping a meticulous count, he has exactly 1 sub for every time he has said the word soviet.

400 subs left to 1 million! Get bald to 1m guys.

This was one of the few meals I've seen on this channel that has looked really good.

You videos are really good, specially the art of presentation is so nice, we are circum navigating the world by following you that make us feel that we are on real tour. Great videos.

*Bald gets robbed in an ex-USSR country* - Wow I've been robbed by some *Soviet* dudes, nice experience

LOOK AT THOSE TWINS! *proceeds to awkwardly record them at point blank*

I love your channel. Keep them coming baldy

You’re fantastic. Me too like remote places. It gives a strange feeling, wondering what it was like when it was busy. Kind of a nostalgic feeling of people’s living style before. I find your travel destinations great. 👍✨

Never been so happy for a RU-vidr hitting one mill subs!

Never laughed so hard when you found the man taking a crap in the abandoned building. Guess it wasn’t so abandoned. 😂😂👍

I like that you appreciate history whether you agree with what happened or not. An honest demonstration of value.

3:38 now I know where decommissioned german gas stations go.

1 MILLION, that’s insane in such a short time, congrats 🍾

2:06 she closed the door cause she saw hes bald 😂

love your videos! keep em coming baldy!

"The monster" looked crazy lmfao looked like he had a good laugh about it.

11:10 I can't believe he actually sat on that seat full of pigeon sh*t

Shame you haven't interviewed that squatting man in the building. He seemed very friendly and chatty.

Awesome personality and great videos!!! Thank you!!

I love how you excitedly stand in these worn desolate places.

Bald and Bankrupt...still bald but now not so very bankrupt. Congrats on hitting 1 million subs!

Congrats on 1,000,000! Have been watching since your India videos!

I hope you're healing up Mr Bald. Stay safe in the covid times

A great video and journey Sir Bald !!!

Almost at 1mil Proud to be here when you only had 11k. Keep it going

Bald is the only vlogger I care for. He’s amazing.

I think you are very educated, i FOUND you just by browsing trough youtube, i got to say that you are so funny and you have kept me sane, through being ill, absouloute excellent viewing and informative thank you amazing guy be safe. Ange

12:46 you can always spot a well educated lady by just say hello to her.

"It's either there or in my pants", the man desperately said to himself. "Whats the worse that can happen? Some foreigner bursting in with a camera to show a million people on the internet? ... just relax, Azamat, you're being ridiculous."

We need a Soviet 1 million sub party fort the next video !!!

love how you reeally gave it a second thought before sitting in that chair on the crane

plot twist: the "twins" in the beginning weren't twins at all, they were just Asian dudes matching outfits.

its been a week since last upload.... Mr Bald is probably held as a hostage by some babushkas in a soviet village...

The under rated moment in this video is when he see's the twins.

The north east south west coast lol thats awesome!!! Finally Bald is back in my recommendations lol

4:02 imagine what pain he experienced when that guy was leaning on his shoulder

Been supporting you from like 30k subs. Congrats on 1 million Baldy 🙌🏻🍾🤟🏻

I don’t think we appreciate how much discomfort you experience in your transits😂

I would have crapped myself when the first pigeon fluttered out of that dark stairwell. This episode has some classic Soviet grit. Nice one, Ben!

I hate travelling, but I love watching this channel! ♥♥♥

Soviet guy taking Soviet dump, I hope that he is not using old Soviet toilet paper.

almost at 1m, been watching sense you were in India. Congrats 🎈

So interesting videos.. I love the way you describe your surroundings.. Myself being eastern european, everything is so resembling, yet very distant.. Deep insight.

Subscribed. really good channel.

i just watched this for the first time and i was struck by how quickly the hairdresser knew you weren't there for a haircut.

With ya since 15k man ,congratulations on the 1m. You should have interviewed the squatting shitter

Love the commitment to your channel, sitting in a captains chair of pigeon sh*t... 😂 love the channel

Gosh I love your videos 👍

You're my favorite RU-vidr, keep it up!! My wife and I enjoy your videos.

Woo 999K subscribers, let's all be here for Bald's Gold Play button.

I love these videos so much

Funny stuff. Hope you get well soon Bald.

Congratulation for achieving the 1 million mark! You are now bald but prosperous.

1 Million Subs, CONGRATULATIONS! Most awesome channel on RU-vid!

He seemed genuinely shocked and even maybe even respected the fact they had turned the old bus station into what it is now.

3:37 Bald was probably like "A german gas pump? Meh, not Soviet enough."

Best way to spend time during this Coronavirus scare, just watch old Bald and Bankrupt video’s! Hope you’re safe Mr Bald, Cheers

I’m a twin and my mom thought it’d be a good idea to dress us in matching outfits for school picture day in 5th grade. We on the other hand didn’t find it to be a good idea so we prepared I packed a different shirt in my backpack and changed into it immediately after getting dropped off at school lol. Pictures got taken and we weren’t wearing the same outfit and then right after I got out of class I went into bathroom and put the matching shirt back on and we hopped in our moms van and she said “ aww I bet your pictures look great! Can’t wait to see them, they get sent out to parents in a couple weeks right?” We both looked at each other and were thinking “ oh shit! she’s going to be pissed” she was pissed at first when she saw the picture two weeks later, but then said “You know.... I can’t be too mad, that was a pretty good con you pulled on me” she never forced us to wear matching close again lol.

Hi Mr bald I'm liking your videos that I have only just discovered 4 weeks ago awsome

No, the Soviet Goblin found you

1 Mil, Hell yeah Bald, you deserve it. Been grinding for a while now!

Others: Fine 'n dandy. Bald: Nice 'n soviet.

Oh Man we missed each other by 2, 3 weeks, was there mid-august '19! I did just the same things as you did. but i climbed on top that industrial factory around 12:00 min, and slept in some Family's windy guestroom.

Thanks Baldy.for taking me with you.that was Awsome.nobody can do it like you.your a naturel cool guy.with a big heart.i wish you well.

The legendary catchphrase "old Soviet busstation"

Massive congrats on the one million subs Bald. Thoroughly deserved!

Вы смеётесь, а мы тут живём.. Смех сквозь слезы 😭🤣 спасибо за ваше смелое путешествие по нашим говнам))