i found the most cursed game.. 

no one: The people in this game doing ordinary spa stuff: Ahh~ aHh

No one: Bijuu: Look it’s Santa breaking this woman’s neck!

Mike: That wasn't satisfying, that was a lie Kokichi: It's a lie!

Customer: literally snaps neck Also customer: Hey!

“Do hairs usually grow on your eyelids!? That doesn’t sound normal.” Eyelashes: Am I a joke to you?

There’s nothing I like to see more then watching mike play cursed games.

Nobody: The people in the game: *MMmMmMmMmM.*

“She’s gone Gucci super saiyan” So, she’s Byakuya

“Looks like those people who don’t set their profile pictures” Me:

Me: cracks his arm Him: uuugh~ Me: 👁️👄👁️

Bijuu: literally breaking some dude’s fingers The dude: jokes on u I’m into that shit

it’s even more cursed than kokichi’s sprites.

Mike: Do hairs grow out of your eyelids normally? I don’t think that’s normal Eyelashes:

DOES HAIR GROW ON EYELIDS? THATS WEIRRDD eyelashes: are u serious

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="80">1:20</a> imagine the regular show theme here😂

why did it sound like he was moaning when he got his arms cracked- I would be sat there like in complete silence.

Nothing like a red haired woman twerking.

Mike: do hairs grow on your eyelids normally?? Eyelashes: *nervous sweating*

The girl:I want for christmas is my neck will broke Santa:sure **breaks neck**

*Gets stabbed in the eye* “Oh no.”

“I’m quitting” “I’m farting in the pool”

“IM NOT SATISFIED >:(“ *hamilton time* you will never be satisfied

I saw this ad today while playing bitlife.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="81">1:21</a> the original winning face

"HELP I WANNA BE A BRIEF CASE!" Me: Well just jump in and ask somebody to zip you

e y e s o c k e t = H O P E

Bijuu Mike: That was a lie Kokichi: 😃

*breaks his neck* “Hey.”

"Okay so she's applying some hulk cosplay"

"I'll give u some cracks" -bijuu mike

I got that ad and I wanted to bleach my eyes

My friend: Don't worry, the horror movie isn't that scary The horror movie:

Me: *gets game* Girl: “Mhhh..” Me: *un-installs* Bijuu: *gets game* Me: “My lord-“

What he said: "She was the premium" What I heard "Trees are made of spoon"

The part when he said: "this hand breaking this womens face" Me: already LMFAOOOOO

No one: Bijuu: ¨She stuck her head in a sewer!¨

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="275">4:35</a> She dove into the schools paint supply.

“You know what i feel like doing today BURNING THE RETINAS IN MY EYE SOCKETS” -bijuu mike 2021

"Mhmm...agHhh" Ma'am, this is a spa.

*Mike playing this game:* **game makes weird sus noises** *His wife in the other room:* "MIKE!? TF YOU DOIN OVER THERE!?!?-"

Name: Bijuu Mike Ultimate: Salad Ultimate Punishment: Cursed Ads

Game(people): *moans* Me: *HENTAI* *GET OUT OF THE STORE*

this game is so cursed man, it's like trying to make a asmr game or something but it's just cringe

No one... Really, no one.... Me: **Dying of laughter in the middle of the night**

I just saw the thumbnail and thought: “No....Yeah....I’m clicking it.”

No one: Straight Tik Tok: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="19">0:19</a>

As that one fish from the first spongebob movie said whenever king Neptune takes off his crown to reveal that he is in fact bald: " *MY EYES* "

No one: Bijuu: Wasn't even satisfying. She didn't even die!!!!!

Spa People: "MmmMmmMMMmmMm~ AhHHHhhHhhh~" What the actual f- Im going to bleach my eyes :D

“here’s santa breaking someone’s neck” *when the imposter sus*

Nobody: Mike: I’m gonna go fart in the pool

Ad: "man this game is boring, isn't there any good game out there that's free?" Mike: " *N O !* "

*Mike:* I am NOT satisfied I LIED oh boy he came back

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="77">1:17</a> gave me cramps... i dunno why... from laughing so hard?

"Hey you stab my eyeball" mike was like in mind:THATS WHAT YOU GET Me:...

Mike: “Let’s give her the Final Destination treatment” Me, a fan of horror movies: I see you’re a man of culture as well

There’s nothing better than watching Bijuu Mike playing cursed games 😂

“Satisfying” noises... I don’t think those are so satisfying

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="181">3:01</a> LMFAOOO CLAWIN AT HER DOOKIE 💩🤏🏼

*"Dont look at me"* **Stares at facecam** Me : Gg boy because imma stare at you forever

Spa master: *exists* Bijuu: "Right in front of my salad?!?"

*BIJUU STAHP TOTURING YOURSELF WITH GAMES!!!* (cries in kaito)

*“Are you serious?!* *Right in front of my* *S A L A D?!!”*

“You looking for some cracks too ? I’ll give you some cracks” -Bijuu Mike, 2021

Mike: ‘Are we slapping some cheeks?’ Me: *w h e e z e*

"It wasn't even satisfying, she didn't even die" M...Michael? 👁️ 👄👁️

Best bijuu lines: "Clawing at her dookie" "Heres santa claus breaking this womans neck" "Ooh i wanna see da booty" "He not twerking, WHY HE NOT TWERKING!?" "I thought he slapped me rn idk what that noise was" "Oh you looking for a crack too?? *ILL GIVE YOU SOME CRACKS* !!" "Is she super sayan money?? Shes gone super gucci sayan!!" "help me i REALLY REALLY wanna become a breif case!" "Oh no dont show me washing machines. dont. Dont. No- No..im getting viet nom flashbacks!" "Oh no were gonna track lily this was a big mistake." "I saw cheeks...and i feel like im being false advertised right here." "SHE STUCK HER HEAD IN A SEWER!" "Ive never washed my hair! I NEVER LEARNED!" "Were gonna do some clapping? *im refraining from saying a certain thing* " "im married! IM MARRIED!" "Im gonna go fart in the pool." "I wanted twerking!" Yay one minute early

Quote Dr. Farmsworth: “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

Pov: your the spa master Everyone says "agghhh" When you slowed down the video It voice like b**d sorry about that but its funny

Bijuu Mike: pride bad Me: I’m bi..does that mean I’m bad?..

that one guy in the back of the class when its quiet: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="77">1:17</a>

Title: I found the most cursed game Me: I found the most cursed ad one minute ago how ironic

Alternate Title: watching people breathe out loud really weirdly and just cracking their body parts.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="77">1:17</a> his editor is highly underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="550">9:10</a> When ur school picture gets taken at puberty

Ad: *I'm real* Me: *has stroke and laugh so hard near pisses pants*

dont u just love cursed games? especially when bijuu mike plays them 😌

I haven’t watched Micheal in 3 years and I come back to this what have I missed

bijuu mike : "do hair grow on your eyelids?" eyelashes : "Am I a joke to you?"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="42">0:42</a> Me: seeing weird things you never wanted to see Also Me: I'm late

Let's call that first guy bladi's awkward cousin

Am I supposed to be asleep? Yes. Will I sleep? No.

That thumbnail gonna make me act up 😩🔫

We should start a go fund me to pay for Bijuu Mike’s eye surgery after seeing this. his eyes are too burned from this game.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="19">0:19</a> Lord that is not right at all

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="255">4:15</a> hey my Gma has that game, it’s called Lily’s garden and she’s on day 57 and level 2500-3000

Nobody: ... Me: ;-; why is my life like this

apps then: cut the rope, angry birds, crash of clans, etc apps now: *mAKE mY bOotY bIgGeR pLz*

“She put her hair in the sewer” me:no she put it in rainbow fart paint . . .

Breaks every single bone in body* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

bijuu: bro dont look at me while i do this, you're making this awkward

The fact that notifications actually worked for me for once surprises me

Mike: Why don't they give me guys? Also mike: *kills the next male customer*

the bald man staring at Toga Himiko ; i dont want to be you-

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="77">1:17</a> I just love it when Mike stops talking 😂😂😂

love me some cursed gaming.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="63">1:03</a> he sounded like albert lol

CONNOR.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

Bijuu Mike: **calls the hulk lady a robot ** Me: Is that a robophobic remark?! 🧿👄🧿

Mike: Clapping? I’m refraining from saying a certain thing. Me: Understandable, have a nice day.