I Gave My Goldfish My Credit Card to Spend 

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PointCrow's goldfish has godlike skill at Elden Ring, played Mario Party and had a credit card. Tortellini is the most based goldfish ever.

hey I just moved to california and gotta buy new health insurance, can tortellini help me out?

I absolutely think donating the $3,100 was the best decision you could've made there!!

So glad tortellini is collabing with a small streamer like pointcrow

I don't think Tortellini is very financially responsible. 😂

Not buying the second gold bag and instead donating to a charity was incredible. Such a kind heart, love your videos point crow!!

Donating the extra $3,100 to charity was actually one of the best content moves I've seen in a long time, my respect for PointCrow just went up like crazy

I love how he immediately tries to buy a vehicle. He wants to go F A S T

I’d love to see a stream of Tortellini choosing what stocks to invest in and then following their progress over like a year

Now we just need a collab between Tortellini and DougDoug’s Twitch chat. Edit: In light of recent events since I made this comment, I’d like to amend this to Chair and Fish stream.

I don't know what I was expecting, but duct-taping everything on the wall was about as on-brand as it can possibly get.

The fact that Baronne de Fleur now costs like 12 bucks thanks to the Rarity Collection makes this even funnier

I think it’s really cute how excited he was once he put the Legos together.

sadly,tortellini did not reveal Eric’s credit card information

Tortellini is such a good RU-vidr now, even pogging in the thumbnail

I was so glad to have caught this live. The moment when the wheel landed on Balenciaga was the height of comedy.

Can’t believe Pointcrow scored a collab with a big RU-vidr like Tortellini!

This was truly one of the streams of all time. Lini really has champagne taste on a fish food budget 😅

I love that you're still supporting Able Gamers! Accessibility gets overlooked so often, and it's just really cool that you've continued to support them over time instead of it just being a one-off thing. Thank you (and Tortellini, of course) for helping disabled people have more access to games!

So, like, no joke, the duvet cover isn't a bad wall covering. Frame/stretch the shirts over canvas to make solid color wall art. Dot with shelves to display the other stuff. Could honestly work.

I love that Amy made tortellini his own waterproof bag! He's the fanciest fish

Amazing use of the money to donate to charity instead of buying the second bag, and what a great cause to pick too! Great video! I felt the secondhand stress throughout.

Next stream: 'Can my pet goldfish properly control a forklift?'

I’m so sorry for asking for double or nothing I feel personally responsible

Thank you for donating the money to charity

I’m so happy that the fish bought a actually cool Lego set at a Ok price. Because imagine if he clicked on a thousand dollar Star Wars set or a random bag of bricks.

I know these are extremely expensive. But this might be my favorite video on your channel now. I’d love to see a part 2, maybe if you do cheaper sites next time. You could do these more often

Fun Fact: The expensive Yugioh card he bought went down in value earlier this month! A lot! (You can easily find one for 5-10$ now) So he won’t even profit from it if he were to ever sell it.

And here I thought a goldfish was a rather affordable pet. The more you know.

Now give him a raise, he deserves it 😂

5 minutes in and Tortellini is hellbent on bankrupting Eric

Tortellini new what he was doing💀.

Bro took phishing to a whole nother level💀

The donation was the right thing to do. I respect that a lot. Great video!

Can someone make art of Crow in all the stuff Tortellini bought? The handbag with the loafers and socks, a shirt designed like that one, pants like the bedsheets? Honestly? Probably would look fire

This was a really fun stream😂 so glad I caught this live.

Eric literally HOW!?? this idea is so cool! keep it up man!

Unironically that first thing is one of the things my car needs, and yes it's the right model

Another day, another video of pointcrow suffering

I bet Prada never thought their wallet would be bought by a goldfish and duck taped to a streamer's wall. 🤑

That’s our fish! Only the best of tastes. A truly refined palate

oh dear! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Tortellini has some expensive tastes.

As someone who's been poor all her life with severe money anxiety, this video practically shot me between the eyes😅

This fish is better off financially then i am

He keeps buying a car on Ebay so he can drive around the house and play irl Elden Rings with your ankles

11:45 the zoom in on the wheel to the zoom out with Crow already hands over his eyes is the best edit 😂😂 great work editor(s) 👍

bruh buy tortelleni a good tank *I lov yur stuff and wish both of yall a good time

Bro your videos are literally the bomb

alternate title: a goldfish is given more money than the cost of most people's first cars

I’ve been watching you since you first came to RU-vid and I just wanna say you’re amazing!🎉 your the best streamer I’ve ever watched and tortellini is so chill.

Been waiting for this video!!

1:57 a modern art masterpiece that I’m sure someone will buy for $120K. (Just a car part duct-taped to a wall)

Mom: We have Frederick at home Frederick at home:

pointcrow never fails to snuggle my buggles and turn my skin out the wrong way :)

I can't believe Tortellini nearly bought the lego butthole tiger.

Now I wanna see Tortellini play Yu-Gi-Oh

It’s so cool to see sime’s editing style on one of your videos! He did a great job on this one and I can’t wait to see the other projects he works on for you!

respect dude, this is the funniest video i watched this entire week, and its sunday

he jinxed it so bad with the card, holy tortellini

Please do more videos with Tortellini this and the Elden Ring vid were absolutely hilarious 🤣

This stream was so funny lmao

Pointcrow in 2060: My gold fish gave me a heart transplant!

I was watching this vod a second ago man. What a journey.

Love this dude❤

I'm just imagining what the FBI agent is thinking about these purchases

The jinx at the end, incredible (for Tortellini).

there is not a single thought going through that fish's mind

love your videos man :)

Eric please come back, It’s been 2 months

I love how he's like a kid on Christmas showing us his Lego sets!

What a unique and fun video concept. More of this! More stuff controlled by your fish 🙌

I have no regrets

I want Tortellini to give stock advice next tbh

Tortellini wanted a bag to match his scales!

“STOP BUYING VEHICLES TORTELLINI” i am not even a minute into this video and it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen holy shit

i'm honestly surprised how you get these kinds of ideas all the time. and you actually went through and bought the things too!👍 the next time you let your goldfish buy stuff, maybe add a lot of zoo-themed shops, so that he can buy decorations for himself.😅😁

We need more content!

Tortellini pogging out on this video's thumbnail is one of the better things I've seen this year.

That stream was awesome, I laughed the whole evening. Thanks for making it into a video on the main channel, so I can laugh again :D

I could learn a thing or two from money management from this guy.

What happened you haven’t uploaded for 2months

I hope this is more just than just a highlight. But if it is, I'll be happy to watch this again and look forward to you reviewing the items tortellini bought for you.

Tortellini had all planned to make your bank account suffer💀

i saw this live, it was so funny XD

This stream gave me anxiety, so I think I much prefer the edited version. And the editing is phenomenal, ngl. The sock animation had me screaming

tortellini's very own balenciaga bag is precious

Ok the little mini bag in the tank is adorable, but I maintain that all of Torti's stuff should go in the tank. Especially the Lego, the Bag, and the Wallet. Possibly also the piping, if it's safe.

It's almost as if PointCrow's wallet is still with us 💔

Dear Pointcrow I wanted to take a moment to express my admiration for you and your incredible videos. I've been a dedicated viewer for quite some time now, and I must say, you are truly one of the best RU-vidrs out there. Your content never fails to captivate me, and I love how you go the extra mile to entertain and help others. Your dedication and effort in creating such amazing videos is truly commendable. You have a unique ability to bring joy to people's lives and make a positive impact. We need more individuals like you who use their platform to uplift others. Thank you for being an inspiration and for all the incredible work you do. You are, without a doubt, the best RU-vidr ever in my eyes. Keep up the fantastic work, and know that you have a massive fan and supporter here. Sending you my heartfelt appreciation and best wishes. With admiration, Me

That Lego set is actually sick, I’m glad Crow got to buy something fun!!

Tortellini is the fish your girl tells you not to worry about

I prefer Frederick.

If i had a nickel for every time a youtuber used a fish to use money in some way i would have way too many nickels

Love that you donated the money for the second bag! Great video :)

Another great video from Tortellini, nice to see Eric cameo in this one too.

Ah yes, 2 months no vid

Man really great thing u did donating the second bag noice man

Laughing my ass off to this video

Can we get a shirt with tortellini wearing his new purse? 😂 the trap card activation was iconic....