I Got An A.I To Write Star Wars - It Was A Disaster 

“I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi”. That was low key a pretty badass line for Anakin.

Obi Wan: "We´re the last ones left Anakin" Mace Windu: "TheRe He iS!"

i just love how ahsoka busts in to tell yoda that dooku is up to something whilst dooku is in the middle of trying to kill yoda

"There is no moral to this story. War is ugly, and the conceqences are often dire." That bot is spittin out straight facts. Lol

Not even 2 minutes in and I’m dying, “In the Battle of Cad Bane, Grievous managed to kill Obi-Wan Kenobi” that’s funny in itself.

Ah yes, the battle of Cad Bane *Without Cad Bane*

Yoda seems more concerned for Anakin in this than he is in the original.

I'm gonna be honest, the first few lines of the second episode were actually pretty good, straight out of an "What If" scenario

1:56 Lmfao. I like to imagine that it's not even a live recording of him and that he's just staring at a still image of him. "There he is. That's a General Grievous right there."

Ah yes, the Battle of Cad Bane Truly a legendary battle.

"Anakin, take out his legs." Just like that.

Three mini-episodes of the Clone Wars written entirely by an AI? More like Star Wars: The Droid Wars

Fucking hell I almost died from the moment Anakin goes nonono to the last episode. Ahsoka bursting in to say Dooku is up to something while he’s literally there broke me in half

"Bop bop bop bop wow wow wow wow- I'm sorry what was that? I didn't hear you over the sounds of battle!"

Ahsoka: "master yoda, I think count dooku is up to something" Yoda meanwhile in a heated battle with dooku who's trying to kill him: "sure about that are you, be on to something you might!?"

"You're going to be alright. The doctors say you'll make a full recovery" "I'm not sure I want to" " what?" "Ahsoka?" "Ahsoka died already" "No! nononononononooo" *jumps off a cliff lmfao, this was fantastic.

Honestly, episode 1 and 3 could be awesome if they were written out with Logic. A Droid attack on the Jedi temple? A flashback to Dooku being a Jedi? Hell yes I'll take that. However the second episode....yeah...

I love how Obi wan,Ahsoka and Padmé died but it doesn't matter at all because they appear safe and sound in the next scene. This is some Disney sequels levels of writing

Obi-Wan: "Anakin, take out his legs!" OMFG LMAO THIS IS GOLD

"I think dooku is up to something" just killed me

We have to find General Grievous. ... There he is!

1:10-1:19 It's like the narrator couldn't comprehend Obi-wan's death and spazzed out.

Ahsoka: Im pretty sure Count Dooku is up to something. *Count Dooku standing right there next to yoda* Yoda: Im sure he is 🤣

“We must find General Grievous” **THERE HE IS**

I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi. So true he said it twice. It was the last thing Dukoo heard

The episides make sense in this order: Episode 3 Episode 1 Episode 2

"I'm not a boy, I'm a jedi."

I like how Yoda just straight-up tells Anakin that Padme's going to die, but Anakin apparently does nothing to prevent this.

The trilogy we needed

Yoda was so devastated by the loss of Ahsoka that he started talking normal.

Yularen making the sounds of battle at 1:10 will never not be funny

Obi-wan: *Appears* Me: Wait a second, I thought your dead- Padme and Ahsoka also both came back to life. Huh.

The opening narration saying super seriously "Sorry what was that? I didn't hear you over the sounds of battle." Gave me one of those good laughs you don't realise you haven't had in a while until after you''ve finished laughing

1:11, Im never gonna forget that quote, so inspiring!

“Plplpplplplblblblblblbblvlvllplpllplppllplplpllppbbb Sorry, I could not hear you over the sounds of battle!” I don’t know if this is ridiculous or awesome.

I guess Anakin survived the cliff jumping.... he's not a boy anymore, he's become a Jedi.

“Anakin, take out his legs!” _”AUgHHhAHhg”_

I like how the AI decides that Dooku still loses his head in Episode 3

Can I animate these?

*2:04* I absolutely love how Anakin just very casually cuts off Grievous' legs and defeats him without saying a thing.

The intro narrator was absolutely the best lol

Ahsoka: Dooku is up to something Yoda: Is hE nOw

Imagine getting a whole battle named after you but you didn't participate in it.

jj abrams after creating sequel trilogy: May be I am an AI

2:06 That was easy

"i'm sure he is" which is Yoda for "NO SHIT SHERLOCK"

1:11 Yularen just has a fucking stroke.

Seems like a much more coherent narrative than what we got in the sequel trilogy. Not seeing the problem here. Just let the bots write star wars for now on. I'd pay good money to see a movie where ahsoka fakes her death in order to become Yoda's secret apprentice.

Im not sure what ive just watched, but it was......something to be sure.

"I'm sorry. What was that? I can't hear you over the sounds of battle."

The AI may have gone a little too far in a few places...

Oh yea, 2:57 is also the best, I just cannot stop laughing at this, this contradicts soo much of the tech in Star Wars, and I have no idea where the ai even got this idea from, but its a perfect laugh 🤣😂

1:49 Obi Wan I thought you were dead

Ahsoka: Yoda, Dooku is up to something. Yoda (currently fighting Dooku): Well duh, trying to kill me he is.

You already have half a creepypasta written. Just have a prologue about buying a DVDR with marker on it at a shady record store. Then when you go back, the store is boarded up and a meter maid is conveniently there to tell you the store burned down 10 years ago.

Get a bunch of NPC’s to write Star Wars and you’ve got the sequels.

4:24, as yes, boy, girl, jedi

A surprise to be sure but... well a surprising one.

Ah yes, my favorite moment in War Stars history, the Battle of Cad Bane where General Grievous killed Obi Wan Kenobi

seriously someone needs to animate this

Still probably more coherent more coherent than the Star Wars fanfics I wrote in the third grade.

r2d2 retelling the prequels to luke

The closest thing to Yoda saying No Shit Sherlock is "I'm sure he is", when he was told by Ahsoka that Dooku is up to something. Did she forget that she was important to the plot? Like what was she doing in the meantime, was she with Anakin and Obi-Wan at the pub drinking a few shots of blue liquid and snorting a line of deadsticks with Steve-O?!

I could write something like this just give me 14 pounds of ketamine

Still better than Disney's attempts at Star Wars.

This is more emotional than the entire sequel trilogy

The second one killed me. Why was it so depressing? 😭🤣

I'm still interested in the Grievous subplot where he has an apprentice for some reason

In before all the “…and the result was The Rise of Skywalker” jokes.

The only bad part about this is how Yoda talks like a normal person.

When in universe star wars historians snort spice and deathsticks before making a history presentation.

You’ll make a full recove- I don’t want to *proceeds to jump off a cliff*. That part made me laugh so hard.

I love how the narrator basically has a stroke! 😂

You know when nobody posts what AI, where it is, what kind of process it was. Kinda makes me think some people are just throwing together random shit and going "ey, an AI did it, how wacky"

What website do you use for the voices??? Sounds way better than the one I’ve been usinf

Interesting, now do one for each trilogy, ie one for the prequels, OT and sequels

General Grievous: 'Tis but a scratch. I've had worse!

I’d give it a B+ 😂😂😂

And yet it's still better than Rise of Skywalker

The Count's Plot is brilliant.

it even pulled a brief scene from swtor cinamatics. I LOL.

Glug glug glug glug what was that? I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the battles

Still better than the Sequel Trilogy.

This used an astonishingly accurate voice for Admiral Yularen's intro.

I like how all of these just break the Star Wars continuity

a jedi is a gender according to this ai

I would unironically like to see the episode where Anakin mourns the loss of Ahsoka. Yoda is uncharacteristically compassionate to him. 0/10 Bad characterization lol.

"im invincible! General grievous always triumphs!" @ 2:11

Already got a list of Alternate Universes: Spoiler warning, just gotta get this off my chest General Grievous kills Obi Wan at the Battle of Cad Bane (Cad Bane was secretly a planet this entire time) General Grievous manages to lay siege directly to the Jedi Temple Ahsoka fucking dies Yoda actually gives a damn about Anakin for once Anakin straight up yeets himself off a cliff and implodes the chosen one prophecy after Sidious tells him Ahoska is indeed dead. Dooku is a double agent for Yoda but was actually triple crossing him right back Dooku can also apparently solo Yoda, Ahsoka, Obi Wan and Anakin for a decent amount of time. There are a great many scenarios I actually want explored now, someone get to writing this shit down

I was really starting to loose faith in AI until Anakin dropped that last line “I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi”. The funniest part to me is that line is so much better than anything in the sequels

Anakin wakes up in a hospital bed for some reason, talks to Padme then for some reason *jumps off a cliff with the Revenge of The Sith PS2 video game Anakin death noise and fucking dies*

Episode 2 had me unironically hooked until the hospital bed bit...that caught me super off guard. It also implies Padme died soon after Ashoka though? This sounds like a good premise for Anakin ending up staying with the Jedi. After all, Palpatine's would-be promise is moot. She's already dead, and so is his padawan.

This is incredible, it deserves more views.

Lol, this story is actually good! We get to see Anakin's fall to the dark side as Ahsoka fakes her death.

It left open for a continuation with greivos aprentice in the beginning tom if you are reading continue this with greivos aprentice being the villain would be awesome

I cant stop laughing!!!! 😂 🤣😂 🤣 especially stone...🤭🤭

We need ai made OT and Sequels

Which AI did you use for this?

So that's how the sequels were written!

1:10 bars 🥶🥶🥶🥶