I Got Hand Enlargement Surgery - Off The Rails #19 

She’s fine too

@@chrischavez6297 bro she was fine as fuck till she said her “type” is the island boys, and mgk.

@@dennydarkko no one cares about what you think

@@dennydarkko cry

She's the zoomer energy H3 needs to not be boomers

You're not a true Fupa Trooper then

As a follower of yours I’m buzzing to see you on the H3 comment section 😍

Welcome to the family (cue Godfather music)

Keep telling myself that 2 years later 🤣

Seeing that soph watches h3 made my day

Missed opportunity

Absolutely! When Ethan ironically asked who could have predicted that? I was like, me. I could not have predicted that.

I was certain it was going to be nothing but grass

That’s exactly what I was expecting, was a little disappointed

look for corn

I was wondering if ab really lacks that much rhythm or if he was just goofing? 😂

THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO OF ALL TIME

@@jmk0574 look how smooth in general AB is… he’s goofing. And Dan’s mating call lmao

Awww you forgot Love!

Time stamp?

😂😂😂

🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i had the same thought, it could also have an automatic camera mechanism that takes a picture of your shit

i really thought he was going to do that and sad he didn’t take the opportunity

One day, may we all be as powerful as him.

He needs to do stand up, he would kiiilllll at it.

we get the right amount, never gets old

@@Marina-cq2yt he has before! :)

@Paul Bunyan I disapprove of the crew not getting Ian's comedy right away

keem voice fight me bitch

I could see it used a lot in Leftovers

5:30

Jesse pinkman

I think he said "Did I miss the days..." but yours is funnier

@@sarahschouveller1993 he said "dude, I miss the days when you could just cruise around with a gold coin"

1:05:22

The revolutionary war started in 1778.

He is the Godfather

I need someone to do a supercut of all the times it's switches to a different tik tok

And then making fun of his mother like he isn't just as bad lmao

I LOST IT LMAO HE WAS GOING CRAZY!!!

exactly this lmao

Fax fax fax

i literally laughed so hard LMAOOO

I was DYING

It’s sooooo good😂😂

Omg yes!

Yes, I want Ethan to go into a café and ask for a ”sfika”

LOK

Lol*

YES!

Literally

🤣🤣🤣

Remove

Ok checkmark

Shackalaka Shackalaka

Aren't you the girl who makes Iron Man suits on TikTok?! Funny seeing you here!

Fucking same Hila is a queen

@@LowTide941 this isn't twitter dude

Ethan breathing heavy is making me kinda sad...don't die fupa king

All the blood flow redirected to his massive monster co... hands

He's so obese he's about to keel over.

Swelling of the face, tiredness. Typical jab side effects

@@soggybiscuit6098 jab?

“And how long did you cry for??” 🤣

@@samj3749 The idea of someone saying they were extremely embarrassed about a break up and then asking how long they cried for.... I feel so bad for laughing so hard

And it’s of such clear sound quality. 😂

Same lol too much info but when my boyfriend and I were having sex today It popped into my head. I had to stop myself from giggling

😂😂

definitely the first place sound bite at the moment

When he said it too it was completely out of context and not sexual + no one said anything live when it happened. And I thought that's gonna be a soundbite lol.

This is so sad 😭

It's all because of Gladys!!

They're stinky AS though

@@evobeast I'm sure you stink too, doesn't mean we will let you go extinct or disrespect you

@@evobeast bish its more like YOU stink leave koalas alone

Olivia’s makeup is always so gorgeous!

i hope she doesn't feel like she always hes to wear makeup and try to look her best on the show, none of the guys do that and she shouldn't have to be the only one. she is a wonderful edition to the crew, and think her contributions to the show will be beneficial for all of us.

@@hulkamania5071 maybe she just wants to wear makeup

@@hulkamania5071 there is nothing wrong with wanting to look her best on camera

@@ObesePuppies yeah, some people want 100 layers and it's not your buisness, nobody is making you wear it so why do you care

(this comment made me remember this, hope you find it nice) “The pain passes, but the beauty remains.” - Pierre Auguste Renoir

Oh my god I’m fucking sobbing. What kind of dog was it 🥺 I love dogs oh my god

@@gigiwoodward220 She was a Boston Terrier mix and looked like a brindle and white pitbull puppy. The second we saw her, she took our hearts! Funny thing was, we were looking for a medium sized dog but because the large dog wing was the one open at the time, we went in to give them some loves before the med/small dog wing was opened up. At the time she had just been picked up that morning and her kennel was being cleaned.....we ended up putting in tentative adoption papers in case the owners weren't located. We got lucky and a few weeks later, she joined our family and home. She was likely between 4-5 (but at most 7) years old when we got her, and we had 11 wonderful years with her. Thank you so much for reaching out.... Talking/typing about her helps me grieve and heal.

@@maddiemiller410 Thank you so much. It it so true and why I love talking about her.

The intros are so funny

@@Granolerbars The intros are my fav part

i get instantly happy when they post

@@jackk3951 me too I was listening for the Trisha ommmmmmm 🧘🏽‍♀️ lmao *gunshots*

favorite one hands down. the whole crew being involved makes everything great

Facts!

Maaaannnn we need to teach kids rejection happens and it’s fine specially boys if they can deal with the feeling of rejection young maybe they’ll grow up not blaming women for not being interested in them

@@blkkatemoss as someone who works with young kids, I can honestly tell you from the bottom of my heart, that the younger generation will not handle rejection well because they are extremely spoiled and just get their tablet thrown at them when they're upset over something. with peace and love millennial parents (obv not all) suck ass

Agreed, and I also think guys get mad because they think girls are acting rude in these scenarios but I will say, in my own experience, that getting approached by a guy you’ve never met and asked pointedly to go out with them feels almost objectifying and you automatically feel the need to put your guard up

Exactly, whether they know it or not they put us on the spot and it's hard to say no. But if you are doing it publicly you open yourself up for rejection ya know

@@blkkatemoss YES!!

Yeah which way?? thats not something you can be vague about! 😂

… don’t leave us hanging, please, *which way???*

@@kaila2932 u know which way....😏

Even better….. two way glass 😏

There's a rest stop with one way glass for the stalls so you can see if it's safe or spot predators, very cool! It was only in the female restroom but it was 3 am nobody there but us and my mom and niece wanted me to see it lol the doors BTW not like u could see other people in the stalls but u can see the entrance and sinks from inside the stall

Lmaoo

This is the comment I was looking for! That’s exactly what I was expecting

Would be good, but Zach aint funny like that

Missed opportunity

Thiiiissss

Lollllll

Timestamp?

@@wolverineclaws108 0:45

Yessssss

Followed by Dan’s scream that finished me😂😂😂

Boy's got rhythm 😁

I missed it the 1st time so went back to watch. Worth it 🤣🤣🤣

You look so beautiful in your picture! 👰🏻

I love how right you are!

& he’s never wrong

Hahah I love it

And it’s always interesting

@@Stoneytroll Fall asleep on your phone or something?

It’s not the size of the hand, it’s how you use it.

Agreed

Finally someone brave enough to speak up.

@@DKF_oli I can tell you have seen always sunny

Nice try 😉

💛💛

The queen we need but don’t deserve 👑

@@alexisc3356 yea I wanted them to move on from that I was getting bored lol

@@candy2325 for real I hate when that happens .. I truly can't stand the fuck ya baby guy on Fridays like the first time ok but every time after has just made me want to range

Wait there's nothing after bathroom makeover!?

I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW!!!

He installed bidets at the office

@@tomashmore7413 well to be fair I’m the other way around

AHAHAHA U RIGHT THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD 😂

I've got a conditions called Narcolepsy w/Cataplexy. Cataplexy is basically a loss of energy after having an extreme reaction to something or feeling an extreme emotion. The point of me saying that is because one of my Cataplexy triggers is the sound of people chewing and smacking... (cough) Ethan. So I much prefer Dan screeching into my eardrums than Ethan sounding like a farm animal eating.

@@nevaeh9125 I’m sorry about that :( so when u hear triggers like that u fall asleep? I’m just curious bc I’ve never heard of that!

@@haleyt3754 (long read, sorry. Wanted to explain the best way I could) Well, Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder that causes me to feel sleepy, drowsy, and tired all the time. Imagine the feeling of not sleeping for 72 hours. That's the feeling of Narcolepsy. Narcolepsy also causes Sleep Attacks. That basically means I can uncontrollably fall asleep anytime, anywhere, while doing anything. It's scary in some situations to say the least. And as for Cataplexy, you've got part of it right. I do fall asleep or take a nap after having a Cataplexy Attack because it exhausts me so much. But a Cataplexy Attack usually starts with me getting angry at the trigger and then slowly bawling my eyes out as I get sleepy. My muscles get weak, I kinda slouch back, and eventually fall asleep.

SAME, I had to rewatch it a few times

can you time stamp that please?😂

@@kaibartell22 0:27

@@alexandramakaiau1966 HAHAHA thank you!!! ✌️&❤️

I think they brought that up

I was thinking give the toilet a pair of shades, and flush by tilting the ear hook lol

Genius

Alright, come on, you know it's gonna stink real bad. We need a compromise here. So yes there is grass. At the center you will find a hidden squatty potty with built-in buddet(can't figure out how to spell it lol) functions, & the bathroom trashcan has one big blue doggybag-looking bag lol

@@commanderwaddles3483 bidet?

This would be absolutely iconic

Make this a reality!!

John Cena is the only person who learnt a second language and managed to look less intelligent.

Sending you love, praying for Taiwan xx

Wudup BIG pimps

You big mad is my favorite

I want to smell feet

Have you visited Blacked?

Anyone know where the "oop there it is" one is from? I can't place it.

*scrolls on phone*

Time stamp please

@@miizzsarahdee 23:14

The Godfather-JP crossover is destroying me, It’s so good

@@buttistedsuidice3296 yeah the godfather got me too, also its funny how much dan hates it.

The people that called him out over it, when it first happened, needs to be thrown in jail 😂😂😂

Yea I don’t like it either. I don’t like a lot of attention and people watching me anyways so I don’t want a public announcement. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to propose to me in front of people.. i prefer it privately

Dude we need to get rid of proms and homecomings, I feel like they are exciting in theory and then end up disappointing the vast majority of people. I'm sure there are people out there who had fun at them but the amount of brutal rejections and disappointment and horror stories I've heard makes me think we need to ban asking people to prom at the very least.

I think the only time it's cute is if it's been talked about beforehand, like like I wanted my high school girlfriend to do a promposal for me so bad but thats not something she wanted so I didn't do it. but I had another couple friend who was comfortable with the idea of a promposal and the girls bf was able to still surprise her even tho she knew it was coming at some time

im screaming

I think you would really enjoy Noel Miller's "turn up for tragedy" bit then

Lmao

@@antinsanwo there were many moments but that’s EXACTLY the one I was thinking of specifically!!!! I remember watching it and thinking “yes, Ethan. Go back to that point. I’m also not understanding. Have her clarify it..” 🤪

I love how thorough he is when talking to people and doesn’t just take things at face value. It’s starting to rub off on me too when I talk to people. You’d be surprised how many people exaggerate and completely bullshit a story/something they’re telling you once you start to dig in.

10:36 Ethan tik tok dances to 9/11. 1 like = thanking me for the time stamp. Foot soldiers!!!!

Lmao 🤣 I can totally see this happening

@@dusk3485 he literally did when he asked ethan if he had any good rejection stories and then brought it back on to himself 😂

i hope i didn’t miss this and just haven’t got to it yet lol

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

Yeah, she could’ve reassured and encouraged him without involving herself..

@@genericname8727 exactly ! That would have been the best route. Instead it was basically like a hostage situation 😂

what if HE asked her for that

@@kate-ec4pj like i said, she should have told him that it’s out of her power 😂

@@waxtopia hahah true

or the fact that everyone is wearing the same headset while they shit...

@@stjoco Thank you!

Omg there will be stuff everywhere 😭

I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE TOO

one of my favorite moments in h3 podcast history

@@TheFlamingJason I have to agree. I was like why tf is no one laughing. I would’ve been dying 🤣

He was not trying to confirm that shit 😭

@@candy2325 lol for real 🤣

Yeah when he tells a story it's very obvious he doesn't know how to get to the point or correctly emphasize certain parts and make it funny.

@@nessa2160 omg 😂😂😂 u did not have to call him out like that

@@nessa2160 I have to agree. I always get nervous when Zach wants to share a story because I know Ethan is going to grill him mad hard 😅

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You should call in on Monday during H3TV to talk about this 👀

YES. I find it misogynistic to say we should be grateful for that attention. And the story Zach told is straight from nightmeres. Don't do that to people You are not sure if they like you back...

I dont ever understand why guys think a girl wants to get to know them with that heavy weight of "are you going to date me" the whole time

That's when you know a joke or bit really slaps lol

"heh heh heh"

It sounds like he's planning on coming to America to join them yeah? He said, "when I come to America, I want a safe place to poop" maybe he just meant when he visits

Me too. Every time something is on the brink of making me laugh and Love chimes in with his giggle, I burst out laughing. 🤣

@@habowtat3576 he’s coming after christmas

if you come back every week you're not really dying.

Its one of the few things that keep me going 😂

@@courtneymsxThat's not good.

same with AB

I swear Michael Scott has done a similar dance

I don't think you can exactly call his dancing good..but its oddly super fun to watch. Especially his old H3 videos

Only thing is- the black light is going to show any urine anywhere 😂

@@flowermom3507 strobe lighting so you're pretty much blinded and can't see it

@@flowermom3507 Easy cleaning 👌

Daft punk make a surprise appearance at the hottest club around

Zach was really on point w the soundbites this ep

Hope things get better! 💕

sending you all of my love, your pup is looking down at you with love ❤️

Peace and love friend

Sending love dude ❤️❤️❤️

I'm so sorry, it's heartbreaking losing a family member

Sending you love and good vibes ❤️

Love you

Thank you!!

You’re the best

An his inbred genes

It reminds me of "Rate the Triller app 1 star. Or 5. Between 1 and 5. Based on your experience." 😂

"BRB, gotta take a huge Keem"

💀💀💀

His face got so red

Ethan: I’ve never heard of gold da-bullion…