I Had To Get Emergency Surgery - Off The Rails #18 

Old Dan: ... allegedly Scorpion Chair Dan: every billionaire has killed people

Why are they throwing tomatoes at her? Dan: “You know why.”

"isn't art in the eye of the beholder?" Dan "nobodies beholding this art" I'm crying 🤣

“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB says the funniest shit under his breath lmao

Zack: I feel like she’s ascended Dan: SHES THE WHOLE TENDER NOW 🤣🤣🤣

TIMESTAMPS 1:20 - trisha 9:13 - soflo antonio 28:58 - youtube dislikes removed 46:08 - gary vee 1:15:20 - alpha male 1:18:44 - leo dicaprio & jeff bezos 1:27:30 - travis scott update 1:37:38 - fake hairline? 1:41:08 - bitconnect nft update 1:44:17 - barber fail 1:49:48 - height lengthening surgeries

Jeff Bezos has definitely said "guards, seize him" at some point

Lmao Dan “I actually like how they jiggle. Keep jiggling them.”

Trisha having tomatoes thrown at her while meditating has me dead

I need Zach to stack all the “5 percent” sound bites on top of each other, to creat the ultimate FIVE PERCENT 😂

“AB DID THAT EVERYONE SAW THAT” is my favourite sound bite. So fucking good hahahah

1:20:30 ethan typing "leonard decar", staring, and giving up immediately, defeated, had me in tears

The tomatoes being thrown at Trisha was funny, but hearing Zack’s laugh made me break out in laughter 😂🤣

Ethan trying to spell Leonardo DiCaprio and ending up with "leonard decar" followed by him immediately giving up LOL

Ethan having a Michael Scott moment yelling “Nooooo!” cause of Soflo had me fucking dying lmaooo

Ethan: "Why are people throwing tomatoes at her?" Dan: "You know why."😂😂😂

That shot of Love with the chicken head jiggling while Trisha is going off in the background I am wheezing

“She’s the whole tender now” *cuts to Love as a chicken* god not even 10 minutes in and I’m dying 💀💀

Zach really does such a good job w sound. I bet it’s really hard to get sound bites ready and well timed for it to be funny. It’s clear he’s very focused on the conversation and dynamic of the group. Hope u see this Zach!

Dan is slowly ascending into the matrix world through the scorpion chair. Soon he'll create his own world and live in it.

This is an intense episode. Ethan’s beanie came completely off his head.

Zack giggling at Trisha’s “OOHHHMMMMMM” sound bite is everything

38:58 a soundbite of Ethan saying "this is very upsetting me" would be hilarious. Especially if it got the disney editing treatment, "This is - very upsetting - Me!"

The fact that Gary V says he worked every hour of his twenties and isn't aware of how sad that is shows how toxic his whole mentality and message is.

Not even 10 minutes in and we have Love as a chicken swaying to Trisha chanting ... this is why I love the show. 😂

Zach losing it over Trisha getting tomatoed is everything 🤣

Petition for Zach to soundbyte Ethan saying "This is very upsetting me" at 38:55

When Ethan starts going off about “where would we be without men” I cry Everytime 😭😂

"What is that Love?" "Its the whole shicken" 💀

Zack please make dan saying "and everyone called me a FUCKING boomer" a soundbite 🤣46:59

"and everyone called me a fucking boomer" Dan screaming got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

RU-vid: We dont want creators to be upset. Ethan: This is making me upset. Zack: *plays sad music*

These thumbnails are starting to look CRAZY convincing 😂😂

I can NOT stop laughing at Trishas meditation and the fact that zach is cracking up just as hard as me,makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm not going to lie, Ethan's reaction to SoFloAntonio's return is definitely me when I see SoFloAntonio return to the internet.

Ethan: why are there tomatoes being thrown at her? Dan: you know why

I’m actually sad they’re taking it away. I love looking at trishas dislike ratio it’s amazing

“She’s the whole tender now” 💀💀💀 Dan’s so funny

Honestly, H3 gets better every week and I think I'm losing weight from the calories I burn laughing so hard

I love how AB tries to cover Olivia's eyes whenever he googles something nsfw. Big brother energy.

Love wiggling as a whole chicken and Trisha’s sound bite “OOHHHMMMM” in the background was perfect 🤣😌😌

I’ve never heard Zach laugh like that before, it’s the best

I'm only 5 minutes in but zachs giggling until he's red in the face at trish being pelted with tomatoes made me laugh in a similar manner

SoFlo did indeed buy some guys named Michael's account. And he renamed it to antoniomichael, and then to antoniolievano, so he did a smooth transition lmao

Dan was fucking hilarious in this episode. The scorpion really leveled him up

Ethan: why are they throwing tomatoes at her? Dan: you know why 😆

Zack laughing at the Trisha meditation is killing me

NFTs are the beanie babies of this generation.

AB saying "maybe he's feeding him" about the open mouth paternal Gary Vee kiss killed me

"He's a down to earth guy when he's not in space" -AB about Jeff Brilliant lol

I find myself doing Ethan’s impression of Jordan Peterson “Where would we be without men?!” alllll the time in my day to day life. No one gets it. No one laughs. That doesn’t stop me though. I still do it. All the time. I think it is helping to deal with and heal my anger issues with the patriarchal system that is our society.

This is a great episode, Ethan just energetic and hating everything today, wholesome

Loling so hard when Ethan was shouting at Soflo again. He literally can't keep getting away with it!

Ethan’s “what would we do without men” bit is my new favorite thing on the planet, it makes me fucking die laughing everytime

Dan before the chair: come on guys we have a show to do Ethan: let’s go to Dave and Busters. Dan after the chair: Let’s wrap this shit up.

You can tell Ethan's mood/energy by how he reacts to Zach's crazy intros 😄😅

Nobody laughs at ABs jokes but he’s so funny

Y’all just glazed over Elon’s shifty South African political dealings in order to keep his child lithium mines😩 that man has absolutely (allegedly) ordered some hits

Nothing makes my wife more happy then when i look deep into her eyes when i wake up and say "i'm so glad you are not shot in the face"

Love the fact people were throwing tomatoes at Trisha while she’s making quivering noises

“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB WHY DID NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT

Ethan realizing how lit Dave and Busters is and then planning to go in the middle of talking about astroworld is the funniest thing ever to me lmao. Olivia: “do u wanna go?” Hahahahahaha

Sidenote: Olivia's makeup and hair are absolutely gorgeous 😍❤

I love Olivia she was such a good addition to the show. she just has the best energy

"Shes ascended now. Shes the whole tender" 😂😂😂😂

I can’t wait for the day Ethan just says fuck it and does the Trisha episode. maybe a content court?

I love AB takes that are seemingly off, but later turn out to be not far off. Like he catches that a think is happening and reads the trends

I reject the pet name of Warren Buffet being "Daddy Buffet" when it should so clearly be "Buff Daddy"

Zach: “isnt art in the eye of the beholder?” Dan: “nobody is beholding this art” Screaming.

what kind of psychopath draws with a sharpie on printer paper without something underneath it.

Dan needs to lay back in the chair for a full show lol

I literally feel disappointed when the ep is less than 3 hrs... its amazing how entertained I can be just watching people talk lol they're the best

Ethan’s rage throughout this entire podcast is both hilarious and worrying. Don’t burst a blood vessel, my dude.

If Ethan ever had to actually get emergency surgery or something. We would never see it coming 😂

the more comfortable Olivia gets the more i love her she's so funny lmao

0:00 - 8:02 oooooommmmmm (Intro) 8:03 - 9:12 This Opportunity Comes Once In A Lifetime (Teddy Fresh) 9:13 - 28:57 I Wont Lie This Is Definitly Me (SoFlo) 28:58 - 43:27 But How Do I Express My Hate? (RU-vid) 43:28 - 46:06 Delivering Presents Faster Than Santa (Ads) 46:07 - 1:15:19 Wanna Smile? Murder Everyone You Love (Gary V) 1:15:20 - 1:18:43 Smooth (Goof) 1:18:44 - 1:27:29 Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls (Jeff Bezos) 1:27:30 - 1:37:37 Your Death Aint Gonna Stop Me From Having A Good Time (AstroWorld) 1:37:38 - 1:41:07 Its A Wig! (Subreddit) 1:41:08 - 1:44:16 Going Once, Going Twice, Going Home (Carlos) 1:44:17 - 1:49:43 LeatherFace Starts A Barber Shop (Goof) 1:49:44 - 1:59:31 NO! (Goof) 1:59:32 Blow-Up Peen (End Show)

Love is getting more confident and funnier by the day , legend x

The thumbnail looks exactly like the one from ace family about Catherine’s surgeries 💀 I love how they used it hahaha

i love hearing love talk more and put in his opinion on topics

omg the "it takes that 5%" in the intro killed me 😭😭

Dan: "Um, I believe she's into Eastern mysticism and meditation now" Trisha: *"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"* Im dead! 🤣😭

Lovebot kills it with the subtle jokes. Loved the chicken wiggles 🍗

As someone who struggles with intrusive thoughts about love ones dying due to trauma I would never wish those thoughts on anybody. I get what’s he’s saying about appreciating every moment and day with the people you love and never taking them for granted but actually visualizing it everyday is so beyond terrifying and an awful feeling

I enjoyed how the thumbnail photo of ethans “emergency surgery” its arm lipo 😂😂

1:20:33 i died when ethan wanted to look up leonardo dicaprio's height, typed "leonard decar" and just closed the tab and moved on

Y’all saying A BEARD ON YOUR FACE would HURT MORE than hair ON YOUR 🐱 BEING WAXED OFF???? YEAH NO DAN

I love Love's new spot behind AB!!

trisha meditating just sounds like me trying to start my '99 4runner

*_"SoFLo like Antonio"_* was one of the greatest tracks Posty ever made the real ones remember

If Dan wasn't there to cut the show we'd be getting 4 hour off the rails and 6 hour podcasts... ;)

Dan* yelling that everyone called him a “FUCKING BOOMER” for not finding the video made me laugh so hard

Dan does look like an NFT and that was an underrated AB joke

AB: He's just a down-to-earth guy.. when he's not in space

Zach’s giggling at Trisha’s Oooommmmm’s was everything, as she says 😄

best part of the podcast is at 1:20:30 when Ethan has a tab open trying to find out Leo’s height, then gives up when he realizes he can’t spell DiCaprio lol

We need a new bracket for soundbites asap… with Trisha’s meditation OOOOHHMMM, what would we do without men, he takes that 5%, RKelly passport and shots we have SO much to rank again.

ethan typing "leonard decar" then giving up 👏👏

Trish meditating sounds like me trying to start the old Ford on a cold winter day 🤣

One of the best off the rails episodes yet! So much natural humor packed in. Love it guys

“Why are there tomato’s being thrown at her?” “You know why.” 🍅