I was legit surprised when his avatar LOOKED AT THE GLUE at 13:20. Also the part where he grabbed the camera during the jungle juice mesmerized me for a good 3 minutes.
actually, Oz might be the most entertaining, and now as far as i know the market toppler emkay is actually more similar to a corportaion than one youtuber, and since giofilms made his last video, oz is the only one with a real personaltiy
Oz: Tomorrow is another day. This goes for you that one person who is watching this before they go to bed. Me: He’s right, I best be going to sleep n- Oz: Also I put out another video Me: **skitters like a centipede towards the additional serotonin**
0:56 Broken heart syndrome is an actual thing. It's caused by a traumatic experience that causes sudden acute stress, like losing your job or a breakup. It causes the heart to contract while the apex balloons out. Its horrifying.
Yup and it isn’t always immediate in a lot of cases people will die from broken heart syndrome after a partner passes over a year after the partner passes (because typically at the one year mark they will realise that their partner is gone forever abd they can’t do anything about it) it’s really depressing
@@Bacteriophagebs Ok Ozai gets defeated. Korra loses her powers and holds hands with a firebender in some kind of reality prison. Thanos kills half the planet and wins. Megamind becomes a good guy. Android 17 wins the tournament. Hank and Bobby finally bond as father and son because steak, idk. Cotton is dead. Omni Man dies to Thragg, but influences Mark into becoming the king of Viltrum.
r/agedlikemilk. Holy fuck this aged badly, lol. I mean, if I'm being honest, she has it coming. I'm not saying anyone *should* bite her, but I won't feel any sympathy if it does happen.
“If you say ‘mental illness’ 3 times in the mirror, someone with a Live Laugh Love t-shirt will appear behind you and ask if you’ve tried going outside.” Damn my mom doesn’t need the shirt or to be told three times to do that. She just needs to hear ‘depression’ or ‘anxiety’ once and she’s like, “Take a walk :D.”
@@TheFelixverse "Why are you depressed? There's so much happiness in the world" "I don't know, why do you have asthma, there's so much air in the world!"
The expressive Artwork together with the voice, the editing and the reactions, I literally thought woah, the time this must've all taken. It's so expressive I love it!
Tbh that sounds like it would get boring. Not for the reason of it being the Bible or religious or even it being a book at all, I just feel I’d run out of things to say within like a month and then it’s just rehashing the same shit. I mean it’s been almost 2 thousand years since the Jesus Christ series got any new material apart from some fan made spin-offs, I don’t think there’s gonna be any more content to discuss added
sure! here you go! someone give me the big straw 06:28 i'm gonna drink the jungle juice 06:32 and none of you are gonna stop me 06:34 the views of time and space will be 06:37 unlocked as i slurp upon the forbidden 06:40 nectar of the airport jungle juice you 06:43 all call me a coward but i beg upon thee 06:47 who's the coward now 06:50 with this this gift of life i show you 06:55 that you 06:56 you are the one who is unacceptable
Oz: this goes for you that one person who’s probably watching this while going to sleep Me, who watches Oz’s videos to relax and sleep after a long day: *feels validated instead of called out*
What makes the airport jungle juice bit worse. Is that I have seen that clip, somehow, somewhere, somewhen. I had seen oz rant about airport jungle juice before and I bitterly love it. Edit: FYI, in reference to the last clip, I am actually trying to get to sleep.
Shaman: "Ah yes, I see them. Your spirit animals! You have an eagel. You over there have a bear. And you Mr Oz ha- . . . . . WHY IS THERE JUST A LEMON??? AND WHY IS IT SCREAMING AT ME????"
I don't know if oz understands just how much his videos mean to some of us, I've easy watched every video he's ever made five or six times, and can recite like 70% of every word he's ever said on youtube. oz is like therapy to me and ever time he uploads makes my week.
8:23 The most insulting part of it, is that Netflix acknowledges that the movie exists, but chooses to withhold information about it. I would much prefer Netflix being all like "Spy Kids? Never heard of it, don't know it" even if only as a professional courtesy. But we're stuck with: "Yes, I know which movie you mean, but YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. F**K YOU!"
When I glued something down (specifically square/rectangle), I'd go around the outside, then make a cross through the centre, all in one go - that way I'd get maximum glue coverage... surprised that wasn't an option
I once did the calculations, at the time, the highest possible AC (effectively, I was including the ability to subtract from the to hit of the enemy, cause it forces them to roll higher to hit you) was like 87
I use a glue stick, but if I were to use glue, I’d probably stick to the x method. Less mess and less waste, but also covers the important bits, maybe a square just a little more inside the border to make it really stick.13:27
I'd say it depends on what kind of glue you're given to work with and the size of what you're usually I end up doing the square along the edge + the diagonal squiggle, sometimes box + X but if the paper scrap is small enough then just cover the back of it if you have a stick or do a drop with the glue bottle or if you're using rubber cement then you can just brush it all over the back, if you have modge podge well in my experience you just absolutely destroy the entire thing with modge podge with a little on the back to hold it down
A guy willingly lasted 8 hours of chinese water torture by realizing that he was not his thoughts. His thoughts were just his body telling him what it felt. If you're ever having bad thoughts, remember this. It's your body telling you that it needs more happy juice.
Every time you walk past two persons and they laugh feels just like: "They laugh about me! They Hate me! i knew it!" I dont know why but i just had the urge to leave this here.....
4:06 as a bisexual man, I give permission to women to use the f-slur to ward off misogynists. There is nothing they hate more than having their sexuality questioned.
3:37 Meanwhile, in Deep Rock Galatic. "Is everyone ready?" "You can take my Resupply, I've got enough ammo." "WE'RE RICH!" "Lost Pack over here!" "No Dwarf Left Behind!" "DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?"
There is nothing that brings me more satisfaction than a new Oz video coming out, so I can watch it over and over to the point where I know all the funnies by heart, then watch it a few more times because I desperately wish to remember the sweet joy of experiencing the Oz funnies for the first time
13:39 I try not to call out things I relate to too often, so as not to understate how hard some things hit when I do point them out, and this is one of them. Hadn't thought about this being something others experienced. Thanks MeIRL, Me_IRL, and/or 2meirl4meirl. :D
6:33 - I did not expect that fricken thing to happen! That was the best surprise I have ever gotten from an Oz Media video! edit: 10:50 - me too bud edit 2: 13:19 - ayoo, this new avatar thing here?! This is getting better each second of it!
13:18 okay but hidden seventh option: SMEARING THE GLUE WITH YOUR FINGER. thins the glue for less staining and spreadage, gives it better coverage, less drying time... the ultimate in glue usage. a perfect 10/10.
I feel like whenever I watch an Oz video I go from laughing at this bootleg lemongrab, to seriously reevaluating not only my entire life but also my entire existence as a human being
12:00 Was it just my childhood, or did every single teacher ever only use #1? At best you'd have a substitute that used 5 but was still as flimsy as my self-esteem.
I love the in depth analysis of glue placement. Personally, I’m a 2, but I also make an X in the center. And my border lines are about a quarter inch from the page border to account for spread and prevent leakage.
"wait theres 2?!" im speechless more than one episode in a day edit: i didnt know there were new images of oz's character i fuckin love them. whoever drew them, you did a wonderful job!
Bro the optician one is so accurate. When I go in to get my eyes examined and do the weird goth mask glasses thingy sometimes I’ll say the same thing 3 times in a row and feel compelled to say something different for no reason.
3:17. That has the same energy as a dark pit with a sign saying "come here for free therapy" only to find out that the hole person was charging 7000 dollars every minute.
Don't worry, Oz. I hated/hate that pen pineapple thing. I'm so glad my mom seems to have forgotten/moved on from it. Edit, 1 week after original post: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Why? My mom told me today that she has it stuck in her head. :/
@@bluesbest1 a korean man in front of a pastel screen goes "pen-pineapple-apple-pen" (which apparently sounds like a korean phrase, idk i dont speak korean) in a singsong way. there's also sections where he goes 'pennnn.... pineapple!... appllle... pennn'. it was one of the most watched music videos on yt at some point. I'm sure he meant it as a parody, but it was completely overplayed
"If you keep your AC any higher than 75..." Me: Wait armor class? (Pause, re-read) ... Oh, air conditioning. Anyways, I wonder what Oz has to say about this. Oz:
And I mean iirc there's like some books in game that are officially a part of D&D that'll increase a certain start by one when you read it, even beyond the normal 20 you're allowed, and they can only be read like once every hundred years, but theoretically if your were immortal and kept reading the one that increases you dexterity you could get up to an armor class of 75
@@etourdie Unfortunately ability scores cap at 30(+10) (for 5e at least, I can't speak to other editions). That can still get you an AC of 30 as a naked monk or barbarian and around the mid-30s (iirc) you push into the region where it just stops making a difference because nothing can hit you short of a crit anyway.
@@mollymauktealeaf Ah understandable. Thanks for explaining it to me though. (I mean you could obviously use homebrew to get higher AC but that's the cheaty way of saying something is possible in D&D) Long may you reign
The books explicitly say that they have no maximum benefit from reading them infinitely, so getting 75 ac is still possible :D not to mention your saving throws, Dex checks, and initiative...
@@lpmatthews7387 Players handbook page 173. "Adventurers can have scores as high as 20, and monsters and divine beings can have scores as high as 30" There is a limit, but the DM can always ignore it
1:43 my brain when you said “if only it was that easy”, I thought you were referring to the ritual summoning of the live laugh love person, before of course realising you meant it in response to ‘just go outside’ lmao
That second to last one is way to personal. Don't start lying for attention too early. You'll never be able to determine whether you are actually sad or just faking for attention and it's truly a curse
