Oh boy time to clarify this sever days late. I enjoy both versions of hurt. I just objectively find the NIN version better because it's my preferred genre.
I started to choke on my soda and it started to burn my nose so I was laughing and in tears from the pain of my nose burning. I feel better thankfully :>
"WRONG TIME TO DRINK WATER." he looks down at the water-drenched floor, to see a single, dry, but soggy ravioli. he slowly peeks back up to his monitor, to see the Captain Ravioli profile picture ever-so-slightly larger. he hears a knock at his door, followed by a ravioli falling from the mail slot. "Special delivery," a pubescent-sounding boy says, footsteps trailing off.
Everyone’s quoting “my chairs not broken I’m just a dumbass” but, no ones quoting what came before *”Not again!”* OZ Media how many times has this happened?
I think the problem with saying you like someone as an entertainer, Is that, You see a screen personality, Not the flaws or the bad habits of that person, Like you said his laugh, That doesnt infer that he would do something good when given the chance
The firefighter training shit is calling me out. The kid that getting sprays by the water is me and everything else is my brain at 3:25 A.M. while I cook ramen as a late night snack.
Just so you know, we've had a fight with those in full gear, aka they gave us cheap £1 water guns and they got a hose, getting blasted in the chest with one of those on medium pressure is enough to knock you off your feet and send you a couple feet back. Also it takes 2 people to control it.
As someone with insomnia and taking anti-depressants, I can confirm that either of these two things alone can achieve the affect seen here. So can cocaine and copious amounts of coffee. You feel high in all these occasions. P.s. love the pfp uvu
I pulled a card that said "mental illness" in some family game of fake cards against humanity and I started a nuclear laugh bomb that infected everyone around me, I stopped breathing for a solid 30 seconds nobody else ever saw the card they just choked on laughter. It's been a year, this memory haunts and blesses me
"My chair's not broken, i'm just a dumbass" Oz is now the youtuber I relate to the most. I have feared for my life many many times because of chair stupidity. It's one of the main reasons that I have to get expensive chairs now... the cheap ones just break alongside me.
EveryChaoticSoul one time I had a swivel chair, but the plastic cover around the thing was kinda broken so I took it off. And one day while I was at the computer, I leaned too far back on the chair and fell straight to the floor while I was still sitting. My tailbone ended up hitting the thing and it actually felt like I shattered my tailbone, I couldn’t walk for like 2 days because It hurt too much
the fact that he says we get a mini-oz vid and a face reveal at 500k implies not only he has already made the vid but also that he has a face prepared....now whos face will he reveal?
6:02 There’s also a third option where you just kinda stare at the water for 5 minutes then leave it be because that water has potential to be the greatest thing that has ever existed
I'm dying inside in a parking lot, because I publicly humiliated myself by accidently setting off my grandma's truck alarm. This is why I hate going outside and I should have went home after my test. At least this made me feel better.
I literally always do this and my brother is just in the backseat..laughing at my stupidity WHILE IM LITERALLY SCREAMING INSIDE WHY DONT YOU FRICKING HELP ME JADEN PLEASE
my dog rarely gets near me now since shes still adjusting to a new house, but it just so happened that as soon as you first laughed she immediately jumped up onto my bed.
When Oz started talking about nooses abd was like “back in my first year of college, I-“ I honestly kinda started worrying, especially with the slight hesitation there. I was worried that things were about to get dark, but even more so that... ya know... stuff had almost gone down. Thankfully not, by the sounds of it, but man, something in me dropped in that moment.
Plot twist: when he remembered that his shoes were tied like that he tried to hang himself from them. Honestly I feel like that's something a college student would try-
I wonder if someone will care about me and/or my mental health just as much you, a stranger on the internet care about another random stranger on the internet...
i remember ages ago i said i dont enjoy Oz's videos because he paused too much and felt a little awkward around the mic, now hes my favorite reddit channel and i sometimes fall into binge watching like 10 of his videos in a row. im glad i gave him another chance.
11:05 I will never forget the time someone on Reddit said “I am short and I’m fueled by rage and hate” because I’m one of the shortest in my friend group and I can relate
Mobile mouse traps for when the dorm mate forgets to take the trash out for the fourth week in a row while you are at work. Edit: I've never lived in a dorm but I used to trade house cleaning for rides to my college's sub campus at the outskirts of town. I saw...stuff. When I was able to pay my way with cash to a different driver I then understood the true value of the US dollar.
for an actual, non-joking, mood ruining answer, it's because of the origin of the word. The reason goose turns to geese is because of its germanic origins, but noose and moose both are not of the same origin. For noose, it's origins are rooted in french and latin. Moose actually comes from the Abnaki Native Americans. Remember, English is not an actual language. It's a collection of loose vocabulary and spare grammar. Plus, as far as I'm aware, there isn't another word that behaves the same as geese.
I used to be someone that's like "The streets will be red with the blood of the people that called me short" until I embraced it, so now I am "Hello, I am smol boi"
Oz: Calls me out hardcore on being unproductive and just watching RU-vid videos instead of doing any of the more important things I gotta do. Also Oz, in the same breath: "I feel called out right now."
