I JOINED THE MAFIA... 

Diego was carrying a whole RPG at 12😭

The Tank bit was hilarious!! And Simon's reaction as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how Simon stayed silent when he saw the name tank

pro tip: in the mafia family mostly the members who are smiling or trying to get you to do activities together are snitches. you can report them and earn some respect in the family

Simon doesnt even know that you can commit more crimes under the job tab 😭😭😭

You don't have to just commit normal crime. In the mafia occupation, there's a crime option where you can do extortion to contribute to the mafia. Extortion usually brings in more money. High risk as well. Tip for the next episode.

this is it we love the effort you put in posting everyday with sidemen stuff and well a part time streamer keep it up simon and we love you and will support you

This series is amazing, please keep doing this!

I love these sorts of vids and simulators keep doing them mate they’re great to watch

bitlife and fifa are my fave things to watch simon just has the best content thank you simon

Loving this mini series won’t lie

Simon usually if mafia want to hang out they are rats, if you kill using extortions you get notoriety like crazy. Also to help with the vids there is a glitch to retry things, if you don't like a scenario just exit the app (doesn't work for death or gambling) very useful if you are about to get whacked by a random event

Man died at 11 due to a rocket launcher 💀

“I ain’t guilty” *proceeds to rob a Range Rover*

I get so excited for the BitLife videos!

This Series is always FIRE!🔥😆

Here’s hoping there’s a ‘Mafia’ collab between Beta Squad and the Sidemen.

Honestly by this time make an episode story bro. I really like the story type games that you play. And these are really banger videos.

love the series

Need a pt.2 of this

Yesss, another one of these

Simon is a legend honestly so funny

I love the bitlife vids

Loving the bitlife series

this is super funny plasse post more bitlife vidoes thanks

You should 100% try again,i love this series

We definitely need a part 2

these videos are just amazing

Funny as heck keep up good work

BitLife content just doesn't get old fr 👌

I once joined the mafia in bitlife and I was arrested and became a government agent and then stabbed in the heart by my best friend

Simon, you need to try this again. Try and get a petty prison sentence before you are 18 and escape juvie. Do other petty crimes and join a mafia. Once you become an associate, steal 5 cars every year and contribute to the family. Also extort people for £25,000 and if they refuse, scare them or shake them down. Do NOT try and kill the godfather to become the godfather, you simply have to wait until they die. When you are an underboss and the godfather/mother dies, you are guaranteed to become the godfather. After that, you will make around 2 - 5 mil every year. Edit: oh and if you wait until midnight in real life, you can rob a train at midnight once. It gives you around £25,000,000

Best series

He the most consistent out of the sidemen

Great video bro! Enjoyed seeing u as a mafia.

Simon making us an offer we can’t refuse.

this was a banger, do this kind again

bitlife vids are colddd

2:40 bros just bringing a rpg for show and tell🤣

good content as alwayss

these bitlife vids slap

Yes we need more of bitlife stuff

The expression change when man read Tank lmaoo 😭😭😭

Yes Simon, I'd say you should do a part 2 or sumn. A remedial of sort

I’ve been loving the bit life series lately Just a suggestion would be to make the videos a bit longer I mean no disrespect would just love to see more content

I’ve been loving the BitLife series

We need to see an all surprise episode

so funny i love his vids

Yes bro do it again it was fun to watch

1:01 bro what are the chances 😂😂😂

Best vid of the series 😂👌

Honestly this is my favourite series of yours ❤️

The tank moment got me dying hahaha

i love these vids there r always so good

miniminter with the great content as always

12:23 Its funny how Simon reacted like he's never seen that before, *cough Dead By Daylight or at least didn't get the memo that a meat hook wasn't going to be pleasant

Do another Mafia Bit life❤❤😂

"He attacked you with a rocket launcher" bro you were 11 💀

Bro is always on the grind ❤❤

Love how he says maaafia

Great video and great series, really enjoying it! Try to become a doctor next episode I feel like it would be interesting

Love this channel

WITH THE BELL RUNG

love this

5:09 "See ya later Granny".😂

I love it how u read the comments Ty Simon

Great vid simon

Yo guy was about to throw some gang signs 9:22

it would be cool if you did a bitlife on a marshall artist like a blackbelt or some thing it would make a really cool video❤️

#1 on trending for gaming Jeez

Brother this is gold!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diego a menace

LMAOOOO WHEN THE NAME TANK CAME UP

If you do an activity and want to do it again (eg. Martial art lessons), you can just tap the back button above your attributes and it’ll take you back.

I LOVE THE CONTENT

more pls

who else loves the bitlife videos?

I love bit life so much

Cold

Simon Da Goat

So.... Simon could be playing Talia's father and we could never know if it was true

Diego was strapped💀

Simon never fails to disappoint us ❤️

man said copogime

love the assassins creed ezio auditore last name

Brother, you got killed by a 11 year old boy with a fricking Rocket Launcher 😂👌🏽

You should do different episodes on the different branches of military.

“BRO DONT CALL ME NAMES OR ELSE” “loser!” **pulls out a rocket launcher**

1:01 well that was awkward😅😂🤣

2:43 i died🤣

Your T-shirt being the same colours as the flag of Italy deserves more credit

bit life series era month ?!?!?

You called him a bedwetter and he blew up your brain 😂

1:00 LMAOOOOOOOO😂😭😭😭😭

I’m enjoying this

As a lebanese guy, I cracked up at 7:03 when it said Lebanon was at war with Ecuador

You could become a general in the military

7:50 my man there was a Ferrari right there

Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints! ❤

BANGER