There's a princess Any princess Take your pick, they're all like me Not exactly, I'm still waiting They're living happily Ever after better get here I want love in seconds flat No one needs these middle bits Oops, did I do that' Cut the villains, cut the vamping Cut this fairytale Cut the peril and the pitfalls Cut the puppet and the whale Cut the monsters, cut the curses Keep the intro, cut the verses And the waiting, the waiting The waiting, the waiting The waiting!