I let my BOYFRIEND read my OLD DIARY! 

I'm giving Dianne credit, she was using her own spelling code so others couldn't read her diary :)

look at the dates in each of your diaries then see what you were doing on the same day :))

No-one: Nobody ever: Joe: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGGGG

you can see why 30 year old Dianne is so lovely; 10 year old is so sweet and innocent!

Thumbs up if you think joe should let dianne read his diary🤣

I’m sad because she wasn’t _pottering_ around the house.

no-one: Dianne, Andrew and Brendan: BAWOW

I couldn't stop laughing at the 'licking houses' part 😂

the ring story; it just shows how thoughtful Dianne was even back then. But the way Joe read it was just the funniest thing - go on girl!

joe: you have such neat writing for a ten year old also joe: *proceeds to not understand anything that dianne writes*

I think they are going to marry before than zoe and alfie.

*joe and dianne go house hunting* joe: what do you think? dianne: bow-wow joe: that rules this one out then

Joe: Went to town to get some meatballs for Andrew's dancing Joe rechecks spelling: Meerkats! Dianne: Materials!! Dying 😂

No one: Literally nobody: Not even Dianne: Joe: **lifts shirt**

No one Dianne : everything has a relationship with the little mermaid Love the video ❤️❤️❤️

i would love to see more of this, imagine her first boyfriend and joe’s reaction😂

Watching Joe negotiate the spelling is priceless. So funny. 😂😂 Let's hope we see more of this. And you both wrote diaries: it's a sooign 😏😂. Well done lovelies. Xx

I can already tell I’m gonna be laughing all the way through this 😂 and thank you for uploading today it’s has put a smile on my face as I’ve had such a bad day 💖💖

You two are so funny when you’re together. I’m crying with laughter watching this video Your editing is amazing

You two have the magical ability to make anything entertaining. There better be a part two.

the licking houses part,OMG I’m crying 😂😂 thank you for making my pretty awful day so much better,this has really cheered me up.

No one: Literally no one: Not even a single cell: Dianne, Andrew and Brendan: BOWOW!

There needs to be Part 2, 3, 4, all the way up until the end of the diary! I laughed so hard!

The "Auntie's butt" thing and the thing about Dianne and her brothers going around licking houses, though!!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt so badly!! 🤣😩😅 We need a part 2!! 10 year old Dianne is such a legend!!

The fact that joe has that cropped jumper on 😭😂 dead

Dianne please play sims 4 Island Living with Joe. It has lots of mermaids... Pretty please...

I remember Kleins it's like Claire's for the UK. That's where all us girls got their jewellery in the 90's 😂

Dianne: woah have u been working out. Best line ever in the video.

I was born in 1999, That’s means Dianne would’ve been 10 😂 The licking house made me cry with laughter omg 😂

My last name is actually Posthumus!! Never heard of someone with the same last name besides relatives....crazy!!

He is so lovely . So humble, generous, patient, caring, and downright a beautiful gentleman so pleased she has found a great boyfriend in Joe. He will never let Dianne down. Go on Joe you are a winner. Love and great joy in your private lives .👏👏👏🌟🌟🌟😘🙋‍♀️

Dianne your diary is so funny, and Joe’s delivery is brilliant. You are a match made in heaven ❤️❤️

You are SUCH a dishy Lady, so pretty inside and out. Also, a dishy couple too, you're both so good together I'm sooo jealous but Joe was made for you. Hoping you're both keepers! Love the VT's they make me chuckle, both. Love the way you say Diaaaannnne lol. Best wishes. Q. xx

I hope that Diane’s editing never changes.

I was born in Joondalup in 1999😂 Dianne you make the world feel really small bc my mum grew up in Bunbury and my nan still lives there

This video made me so happy. Your laugh is the best Di. I love you xxxx

Love you two - you are so cute! Loved the Strictly tour and cannot wait for Here Come the Girls xoxo

Can I just say the very first day was the exact day I was born!! While you were writing this over the other side of oz I was starting my life in Sydney 😵 crazy

Joe liked his cropped jumper 😂😂 loved the video❤️❤️

Okay we need another one of these! I need to know what she’s said about her school friends😂😂😂

0:19 woah have you been working out? 😍 Me: *chokes on my drink* 😂😂😂😂😂

loved it, couldn’t stop laughing! i need the next episode already💓

1st ♥️ Can’t wait for project Joanne, please do a RU-vid live rather than on insta cus I don’t have it. 10:17 -meatballs for dancing 😂 Please do a part 2

you haven't changed at all pls you're the cutest

Bahaha I love you all but I wanted to roll over and die when you were calculating years 😂😂

I ran out of breath from laughing so hard. Thank you, you both♥️

Just got back from here come the girls !! I was so so lucky to be able to see your amazing show again💗 You were so nice and sweet and I never wanted the night to end !! You are such a beautiful performer and you are my biggest inspiration 🙌🥰 I can’t wait to watch this, you two are so cute and funny 😂😂 So excited for this 🥰💗

Respect to Dianne for actually remembering to write in her diary lol

Hands up if Joanne are the best 💗

Best way I can explain Klein's is like..... the cheap jewellery section in say H&M or top shop, but Klein's was a whole shop with cheap jewellery lol Kids jewellery (like stick on earrings, clip earrings, costume jewellery etc) You could guarantee every bday, atleast 3 if your friends would buy you something from Klein's lol

Congrats on 165k subscribers Dianne! 💗

First 5 seconds and I’m already laughing

Ilysm 😘😘 your so cute and your relationship is adorable 😍😍❤️❤️💕💕

The DDD! Diane's Dolphin Diary!

Love this Dianne, hope we hit 10,000 so there are more episodes of Dianne's Diary lol!!

The video's literally over and I'm still laughing over "when we didnt lick a house"😂😂

“I do not believe that for a second!!!” 😂😂🙈

Cute childhood insight...seems like another place these days looking at things from that perspective.

Laughed a lot. You 2 are so funny and cute together

love your videos so much can’t wait to meet you in 3 days 💕

Hi Dianne and Joe, this video was really good. I found it very funny. The way you had spelt the words Dianne. I would love for a part 2

I love both of you together. I actually laugh outloud and get strange looks from people around me. Sooo much fun. Looking forward to more.

Went and saw hctg at Leamington Spa last night - amazing show, amazing dancing and the singer, Leanne, was unreal

this is amazing 😂😂 can't wait for part 2 😉❤️😂

Please please please do a part 2 of this, I laughed SO much 😂

100000000000000% do another one and joe should carry on reading his diary 😂💗

Dianne your editing skills are getting so good 😍

*joe reading reminds me of when i was little and i had to read those biff chip and kipper books in school bc I would follow along with my finger and read like a robot*

This reminded me of my old diary but I’m fairly sure I binned it when it was full- really wish I hadn’t though!! 😭 Joe complimenting Dianne’s writing reminded me of when she complimented mine ❤️

“Licking houses” 😂😂 Couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂💓

I want it I got it I want it I got it - Dianne, April 13/14th 1999

FREAKING LOVED THIS VIDEOOO!!!! YOU ARE SUPER GORGEEE!!

This was brilliant Dianne!! Please share more!!

When Woolworths was mentioned it brought back so many great childhood memories of when we used to have them in the UK

Ahhh I’m do excited I love your videos 💓💓

Can't wait for Joe's reactions. This is going to be really reallllly good. It starts with a D and ends with iry...it's your diaarry.

Dianne I met you at Hull and you signed my autograph book! Do you remember!? Loved your show!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

“Bow” “bow wow!” 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

Your laughter is contagious!!

Please carry this on

Love you guys. So perfect for one another

never cried with laughter so hard 😂

Omg love your videos so much their so funny and cuteee ahh 😫🤗💗

So adorable how Dianne laughs with joe :)

Love it only a minute in and I'm already laughing love use two and I can't wait to find out what project Joanne is :)

Yes, I do want to hear the tea!!

Loved this! It’s crazy to think Dianne started this diary when I was 2 weeks old!

omg i love ur videos so much. they make me laugh so much. also watch your show on friday 21st june in redruth. was so good and im so glad i had the chance to meet u and take a picture with u at stage door xxx

yay! more diannes' diary :) 13k likes already

I can’t wait to find out what project Joanne is 💘💘

Omg this video was hilarious 😂😂 If u like the house u say- bow And if u don’t like the house u say- bow wow 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Loved this so much please do more of these Diannes diaries

The way u spelt special reminded me of Zoe an marks Christmas vlog when they sing “I’d give it to someone spesil” haha in tears here funniest video I’ve watched all day😂

I was born in 1990, it’s so easy working out how I old I was in each year during the 90s.. 96, I was 6 ✌🏼

WE NEED A PART 2!! 🥰💓

the lick house part im CRYINGGGGGGG

Absolutely howling 😂😂😂❤ I love yous xx

I NEED MORE OF THIS SERIES 😂❤️❤️

We need a part 2 of this 😂😂

Dianne~ she used to call me ‘little princess’ Me~ that must be a sign! She’s the little mermaid!