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"I'll Punch Anyone, Women Mostly" - Michael Reeves 

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@kagenxekkios8540
@kagenxekkios8540 Год назад
Michael always gets away with it
@twentyonetortas5921
@twentyonetortas5921 Год назад
Get away with what? How does he do that though?
@NonSpiceyBeans
@NonSpiceyBeans Год назад
@@twentyonetortas5921 get away with making outrageous jokes. He obviously wouldn’t do that
@botezsimp5808
@botezsimp5808 Год назад
Lol
@waniliodass9480
@waniliodass9480 Год назад
Because he is Michael Reeves thats why
@cathat9622
@cathat9622 Год назад
he cant keep getting away with it...HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
@jedaifinn
@jedaifinn Год назад
I can hear her in the end screaming : "MICHAEEEEEEEL!~"
@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
LMAAO
@kys001
@kys001 Год назад
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
@fracturedframe1462
@fracturedframe1462 Год назад
*coughing* MIIIICHEEEEAAAAALLL!!!!!
@unlimited971
@unlimited971 Год назад
Myyykuuuuulllll
@lndex_1440
@lndex_1440 Год назад
I could hear it as soon as I saw the tile lmao
@dee_vida
@dee_vida Год назад
I like how he says shit and then looks at who he thinks is gonna have the funniest reaction
@thatoneguy58609
@thatoneguy58609 Год назад
What flag is that on ur prof pic
@SnowLily06
@SnowLily06 Год назад
​@@thatoneguy58609 nonbinary
@captaincapitalis1205
@captaincapitalis1205 Год назад
@@SnowLily06Kazakistan
@Reaf__
@Reaf__ Год назад
​@@thatoneguy58609 Uzbekistan
@Dexter_Morgan.
@Dexter_Morgan. Год назад
​@@thatoneguy58609Afghanistan
@VixenValori
@VixenValori Год назад
idk how he does it everytime 😹💀
@itz_tabish
@itz_tabish Год назад
At this point I am not surprised to hear Michael say that.......
@HustlerOne01
@HustlerOne01 Год назад
Harry Potter... if he was rejected by Hogwarts
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys Год назад
He failed art class
@imnotaracistokay
@imnotaracistokay Год назад
​@@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys so he then invade Poland
@cyz2671
@cyz2671 Год назад
​@@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys hit...
@thefool1086
@thefool1086 Год назад
​@@cyz2671man
@Introversion399
@Introversion399 Год назад
​@@thefool1086 3
@yeethot6275
@yeethot6275 Год назад
I love watching lily's split second reaction after every one of michael's snarky jokes. It's like she got tazed, and knowing michael, she might have
@SleepWithSocksOn
@SleepWithSocksOn Год назад
We don't need the rest of the clip to know exactly what happened after this 😭😂
@maxhughes7810
@maxhughes7810 Год назад
“Miiiichael”
@kevinfernandez9999
@kevinfernandez9999 Год назад
He punched her?
@pancho5159
@pancho5159 Год назад
​@@kevinfernandez9999 bruh
@electricpaisy6045
@electricpaisy6045 Год назад
Lily punched him and he was crippling on the floor in pain
@awesomeelk2920
@awesomeelk2920 28 дней назад
​@@kevinfernandez9999😂
@BreakingPhobia103
@BreakingPhobia103 Год назад
they are so cute together and the fact that they can joke around about anything with each other guarantees they will last forever.
@-UNAUTHORIZED-
@-UNAUTHORIZED- Год назад
CLASSIC🤣
@thedudewhoes5542
@thedudewhoes5542 Год назад
"HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!"
@nightspicer
@nightspicer Год назад
narrator: little did he know, it was going to be Michael that was going to get punched by a woman
@NorthernMouse52
@NorthernMouse52 7 месяцев назад
Why did l just hear that in Morgan Freeman's voice and in the style of the wonder years ? 🤨
@samw6414
@samw6414 Год назад
THE FACE HE MAKES EFTER SAYING THAT. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID
@lastnamefirstname8655
@lastnamefirstname8655 Год назад
michael reeves. man.
@epictoe7179
@epictoe7179 Год назад
He learns it from watching Lily
@emikotagahushi941
@emikotagahushi941 Год назад
The smile he gives Lily afterwards lol!!!
@reznovvazileski3193
@reznovvazileski3193 Год назад
Lily didn't let him out of the bad boy box for a week after this one :')
@andrecunha2568
@andrecunha2568 Год назад
Sigma behavior
@Steve-up4jq
@Steve-up4jq Год назад
Uh. No.
@Sausage_260
@Sausage_260 Год назад
@@Steve-up4jq it’s a joke Steve don’t you have some caves to explore and a dragon to defeat?
@olmeno
@olmeno Год назад
BASED and REDPILLED
@bradleyhanson96
@bradleyhanson96 Год назад
"After all the clips of Lily abusing Michael and seeing him writhing in pain, he's finally able to fight back." *Before you respond. It's a joke. Of course Lily doesn't abuse him. No way she'll harm a man, who is capable of making a robot that could stab your feet and piss on you.*
@cardboard_hat
@cardboard_hat Год назад
She does abuse him
@kevincanales1486
@kevincanales1486 Год назад
It’s sad that you have to clarify it’s a joke. The times we live in, I miss dark humor
@ethansimard7452
@ethansimard7452 Год назад
​@@kevincanales1486 I do enjoy the bit with the stab and piss robot though.
@AZunon
@AZunon Год назад
@@kevincanales1486truly it’s terrible. Even though i’m the same gen. It just hurts that jokes have to be killed thanks to them.
@gay4pay882
@gay4pay882 Год назад
Wtf ??!!
@amirjan175
@amirjan175 3 месяца назад
"These hands are rated E for everybody"
@markusharroldhailey6688
@markusharroldhailey6688 Год назад
Dude i just cant...he just always said the wrong thing at the right time or maybe the right thing at the right time ???
@MagicZ_YT
@MagicZ_YT 11 месяцев назад
My 3rd grader brain😂
@sirbapples8375
@sirbapples8375 Год назад
HE IS JUST LIKE ME FR
@jimbo4807
@jimbo4807 Год назад
That's crossing the line but he is Michael hahahahaha
@Bax_Gilly
@Bax_Gilly 6 дней назад
Michael and lilypichu-reeves are good people.
@nobdkcah4188
@nobdkcah4188 Год назад
Lily gonna get a rizzstraining order
@vincenta1886
@vincenta1886 Год назад
This is why lily love Michael
@blackairforce13
@blackairforce13 Год назад
cause she's a masochist?
@vincenta1886
@vincenta1886 Год назад
@@blackairforce13 no cause michael punch woman but that works too
@sebiga1207
@sebiga1207 Год назад
Has has already become a boxer at heart
@StarrySky-
@StarrySky- Год назад
The way he looks at lily
@luanmantilla3575
@luanmantilla3575 Год назад
Haven’t watched Michael in a hot minute glad to see he hasn’t changed
@Heladio54
@Heladio54 Год назад
Unfathomably based
@TotshotAirsoft
@TotshotAirsoft Год назад
Ty for this. Awesome to listen to while working
@jeofbrinclhof7861
@jeofbrinclhof7861 Год назад
He never misses
@americanrice8600
@americanrice8600 Год назад
Michael vs Lily but they both use sock em bop em gloves BUT Michael must wear a wife beater and toast is the ref
@lonux2329
@lonux2329 Год назад
Relatable
@alanli2404
@alanli2404 Год назад
Classic Michael.
@swab7572
@swab7572 Год назад
Michael is the live representation of chaotic good
@wessltov
@wessltov 16 часов назад
This is one step beyond gender equality
@Mx12b
@Mx12b Год назад
Cut off right before the best part "MICHAEEEEELLLL!!!!"
@devinleong8126
@devinleong8126 7 месяцев назад
Bro gives off serial killer vibes for real😂
@samuel2727
@samuel2727 Год назад
Anyone else got spooked by the voice saying " what's your name"
@Miss_GiggleFarts
@Miss_GiggleFarts Год назад
I need Michael reeves to punch me I have a chance
@blackmagician7645
@blackmagician7645 Год назад
After hearing this looped enough. This kind of has a strange musical rhythm to it. 🎧😙🎶
@zyzzsdisciples6707
@zyzzsdisciples6707 Год назад
“If victory is certain, you must fight even if it is against the ruler’s wishes” - Sun Tzu
@SeanSMST
@SeanSMST Год назад
Michael is the OfflineTV equivalent of Harry W2S in Sidemen
@justenergu6553
@justenergu6553 Год назад
Michael has no filter
@lifechann
@lifechann Год назад
He says it like its some attractive trait to have.
@RosieWolf
@RosieWolf 7 месяцев назад
It’s okay, guys, Lily deserves to be punched by Michael after the years of abuse she has given him
@madnessofmen
@madnessofmen Месяц назад
The most out of pocket things
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys Год назад
We got him guys.
@Dr._Bo
@Dr._Bo Год назад
Michael being Michael
@martinhadavila6308
@martinhadavila6308 Год назад
"MICHAAAEEEEEL"
@chimedemon
@chimedemon Год назад
Peter Parker you weren’t supposed to turn out like this!!
@nobodyspecial9800
@nobodyspecial9800 Год назад
why is he like this lmao
@RobotnikPlngas
@RobotnikPlngas Год назад
True equality enjoyer
@whitelinez378
@whitelinez378 Год назад
it sounded like there was potentially a question mark at the end there
@PunditKING
@PunditKING Год назад
When ppl that have never been in a real fight in their life, not knowing the pain from a full punch/s, during and after it happens. I've seen the shock on ppl faces the first time they have really been hit. It's halarous especially when they want the hits and their eyes water from the pain. Thinking that they could handle a punch especially after seeing trained professionals fight.
@KaijuRamona
@KaijuRamona Год назад
I agree with him equal fights equal rights
@adriankimcastolero8518
@adriankimcastolero8518 17 дней назад
Only michael will get away with it
@sexypotato335
@sexypotato335 Год назад
He trained to defend against Lilly's abuse
@18themxxn_
@18themxxn_ Год назад
Can't wait for this to age just fine :)
@luv6071
@luv6071 Год назад
He looked like he took a sip of bad black drip coffee lily made after he said that
@avaliausd.
@avaliausd. Год назад
He looks like he'll punch anyone.
@smalltoebigball3053
@smalltoebigball3053 Год назад
Respect
@aroguebard
@aroguebard Год назад
Lily's next word is: MYKULLLL
@miyamurasalvation9269
@miyamurasalvation9269 Год назад
Michael in that sigma grindset though respecttt
@rizsapphire436
@rizsapphire436 Год назад
Tenz lite and kydea lite😂lol
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 Год назад
Anything you want in the elf room…
@comprehensivecomparison
@comprehensivecomparison Год назад
bro rlly said sum “👅”
@tazergraphics
@tazergraphics Год назад
Caught me off guard frfr 😳
@Athena_Light
@Athena_Light Год назад
Careful what you wish for
@jiejiii
@jiejiii Год назад
MICHAEL *cough* MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAELLLLLLL
@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
THE WAY HE LOOKED AT HER BROOO 💀💀💀
@Gamingwithsky345
@Gamingwithsky345 10 месяцев назад
I keep hearing what’s your name alace
@andiahmadafiq2821
@andiahmadafiq2821 Год назад
He then proceed to smack the shit out of her to prove his point.
@SavantPete
@SavantPete Год назад
Women are the easier opponents for men
@trentlangford9050
@trentlangford9050 Год назад
Babe wake up Grandpa Sidewinder posted a new video 🥳
@sumairshirazi
@sumairshirazi Год назад
gender equality
@munico6055
@munico6055 8 месяцев назад
Yo facts
@Noimdirtydanko
@Noimdirtydanko Год назад
He just like me for
@alfonsobiggers2452
@alfonsobiggers2452 Год назад
Sigma Male Grindset...
@theshyguy9855
@theshyguy9855 Год назад
this video contains multiple violin jumpscares and also multiple violins having seizures. there are also trains, I did not expect trains. once again, a masterpiece
@remwastaken
@remwastaken Год назад
it's so weird how most of michael's content feels like it should be offensive but it just isn't?. I'm like really apprehensive about offensive humour but michael is just that one person that just never really offends me, and i have no idea why.
@minhasabdi7839
@minhasabdi7839 Год назад
Selective outrage lol
@fwoosh8038
@fwoosh8038 Год назад
I also used to be more apprehensive towards “offensive humor” when I was still trying to figure out what makes for a Genuinely Bad Joke, but after a while of listening to a lot of my favorite people leaning into dark humor (all of whom had pretty kind vibes otherwise), I decided, What makes it funny is that they obviously don’t mean it, right? And so the more intentionally extreme or offensive a joke is without getting Pointed, the better, because the person is clearly aiming to sound ridiculous. There are definitely jokes that can be in poor taste, but the stuff Micheal aims for is generally pretty tame tbh. Like being racist or sexist? Widespread, FAR from acceptable nowadays-especially on platforms like RU-vid-so it’s incredibly easy to make an intentionally crass comment for a laugh. Moreover, Micheal in particular has that Gremlin personality going for himself, so any jokes he give that might come off as shocking or Too Much from anyone else actually end up sounding fitting with what he’s aiming for 😅 (I know you didn’t ask for this large ass comment but I genuinely struggled in the humor department for YEARS before I resorted to logic-ing my way through it all. Your comment really reminded me of some of the questions I found myself asking when I was trying to decide what makes something funny or not in different contexts, and then I couldn’t help myself 😅😬)
@kubli365
@kubli365 Год назад
Hypocrisy from halo effect
@kubli365
@kubli365 Год назад
​@@fwoosh8038 🤓
@patientboat1979
@patientboat1979 Год назад
@@fwoosh8038 who asked?
@Destroyj4nn13s
@Destroyj4nn13s Год назад
Epic
@yourashi9082
@yourashi9082 Год назад
Based michael
@TaZzL3R
@TaZzL3R Год назад
Cuz he’d get rocked by any dude lol
@thatoneguy58609
@thatoneguy58609 Год назад
Harry potter is gangster
@emma_nutella58
@emma_nutella58 Год назад
Finally a true gentleman
@kickliquid
@kickliquid Год назад
same
@xaviergeorge231
@xaviergeorge231 24 дня назад
Same
@thatoneannoyingpersoninthe9178
Im surprised how he isnt canceled yet
@coconutzmilk
@coconutzmilk Год назад
You just gotta make it a quirk. Once people see it as a quirk, they laugh and move on. That's how Eminem gets away with everything he says. Most other rappers say a twentieth of that and they're dead fish. If it's a quirk, it's funny. "He doesn't mean that."
@NorwayVFX
@NorwayVFX Год назад
Why would you get cancelled for simple jokes?
@skinnyhands5761
@skinnyhands5761 Год назад
Because cancel culture is stupid, and anyone who says to cancel a person is just purely out of jealousy
@nutcruncher
@nutcruncher Год назад
even if michael gets canceled it wouldnt effect him if you look at his average upload time
@hellyeah1988
@hellyeah1988 Год назад
@@coconutzmilk your reply just got justified by @NorwayVFX reply hahaha
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger Год назад
So based
@orangeapples
@orangeapples Год назад
This is the kind of clip that will end up in a compilations and the comment section will say, “we should have known.”
@andrewprahst2529
@andrewprahst2529 Год назад
I only punch women ironically
@Bazil496
@Bazil496 Год назад
Women: *exist* Micheal: Ok today you learn
@snicksss
@snicksss Год назад
I feel like Michael is one of the few people on this earth that can say that kind of stuff and get away with it with flying colors. I’m here for it.
@DiceMan20
@DiceMan20 Год назад
BASED
@McGreevious_
@McGreevious_ Год назад
14:38 Nathan: “The debate was can we trust NASA. All the evidence you gave as reasons to trust them has no place in this debate.”
@Cardenal_
@Cardenal_ 12 дней назад
I kinda wanna take Micheal and put him in a room with Zach Justice and see what happens.
@BlanBlan19901990
@BlanBlan19901990 Год назад
The more defenseless someone is, the more fun it is to punch them
@shubashuba9209
@shubashuba9209 Год назад
Women and children.
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