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Heck ya xD I love this series 😊

Grognack is pleased.

I love the storyy!!!!

I would love to hear more like this I love criminal minds and the paranormal best of both worlds. Watching this yet again!😍🥰

You and MCP are the best narrators

Asanyr lol balls

Not to be confused with his cousin Harvey, who's a detective in Gotham City.

Hahaha

I wanna be his CI, T. Bhags......

We never knew of his accomplice. T. Robin cox

3* jsut so i can destroy the joke

@@barackobama1187 bold of you to assume they will end

@@di11onm1nkgaming ill just eat the virus, dont worry

its becoming a epidemic so its going to stay around like the flu

@@Cherie_On_Top tbh it will prob evolve it self to be so harmless that some other virus will prob dominate it

Well said

Well said

@@Mikhashilin @the yard body box Thanks lads!

Well said

10 months later and it still is well said

And this could be adapted into a feature-length film. It'd be interesting.

They should make The left right game into a film, or a Trilogy

I do suppose you could make an indie movie out of a sound wave visualizer, as long as the audio is good enough. Someome submit it to Sundance!

I will say that one and a half hours isn’t terribly long for a creepypasta though there are shorter ones but I’ve listened to five hour long ones

honestly, this is so cohesive that, with a few tweaks and rewrites, this could definitely be a movie

yeah same. the story was SCREAMNG for the uncle to be the culprit. im also lad it wasnt the case, but honestly im also not sure the actual villain was built up enough.

@@kerberose Honestly, I think it's better that way. Shows just how unremarkable the killer actually was.

for a moment I thought the protagonist was going to be the killer, stuck in some kind of hell or limbo, or reliving out of order moments of his life, I expected "he killed his wife in the cabin then went on killing other women that looked like her" or something like that. then I expected the uncle to be the killer.

​@@pelgervampireduckWOW. I never thought that! Lol! But I did wonder at the Uncle. & Was also VERY relieved It wasn't him! Idk why I'm enjoying all these creepypastas so much. I'm an AVID reader! But I've always loved happy endings. I think bc life around me growing up was bad enough & books were my escape. So, I always read the end to be sure Id like the ending b4 the reading the book. Bc I didn't want to get invested & care abt ppl & it be some HORRIBLE thing! But I also love scary movies & books. & We all know horror movies these days.. Ppl think happy endings were too common & predictable so now almost every SINGLE 1 ends horribly! 🤣 Guess I'm a glutton for punishment! But I was very happy that the Uncle was just this really good guy!

"(BOLLOCK S)miled" It was always gonna be bollocks!

Yeah. Very obviously A fake cop lol.

My brain didn't even realize until I read this comment... Damn, I am dumb as shit

Thank you so much!

Romnex is very underrated.

They do, it's a brand name for a sedative called lorazepam. 😀

@@Darksomnium This was a beautiful story written by an actual, 3D human being. You know how I can tell? It lacks something. It lacks that annoying misuse of language, particularly familiar phrases commonly used by all English speaking people. The AI simply doesn't understand the particular meanings attached because it lacks the actual experience of having a body and being alive in a body. Therefore it has difficulty self correcting whenever it uses a phrase improperly, because it doesn't know what it doesn't know, and therefore it cannot 'see' it's mistakes. However, it continues to learn, and it is improving. Some of its 'writers' are more sophisticated than others. But they all have this annoying habit of misusing common terms or phrases. It isn't bad storytelling. It's the network learning how to mimic human activity. Since we consider ourselves to be a species that uses storytelling to convey meaning throughout time, it seems that the use of language within storytelling might be interpreted as a kind of gauge by which one could measure the progress of a growing AI. The phenomena might be somebody's Turring Test in real time. Either way, RU-vid is flooded with it, making real human storytelling that much more refreshing. I don't know why I decided to unload all of that here and I know what I just said probably sounds downright crazy to the average person, and l could legitimately be accused of pure conjecture. All I ask is that you keep it in mind the next time you hear the uncomfortable misuse of a commonly spoken word or phrase. Notice that the proper use cannot be logically deduced without the aide of some kind of actual experience. For example, the only way you can know how frostbite feels is not to have necessarily experienced frostbite, but to at least have a hand and know what that feels like is enough to enable our minds to imagine what frostbite probably feels like. But the machine, who has no hands, cannot make this connection, and simply misses what it doesn't get. Also, these web bots like to use the commutative rule (math) on language (which works more often than we think it should) but it exposes itself when it applies the rule to certain common phrases, particularly if those phrases are logically deduced only with the aide of some kind of physical experience. Then the phrase becomes nearly nonsensical in the hands of the AI, pun intended. Look, see if what I am describing is out there. That's all I ask. Fini'

Yes your praise of Sir Somnium pleases Grognack, keep up the good work and you may just get Grognack's protection

I still feel bad about the fact that his mother lost him though.

I think the story gives the falsely imprisoned man. Some justice in that he was able to be a little cocky with the agent and led him towards the actual culprit.

Uugh! Smh 🤦🏽‍♀️ Next time… U Should put SPOILER 🚨 ALERT!

@@2blessed2bstressed777 eh, I mean you could stop reading after the first few words if you want to avoid spoilers.

@2Blessed2BStressed Imagine going into a comment section without finishing the video and being annoyed that people didn’t tell you before they talked about the ending. 💀

Im so sorry for your loss. Your comment touched my heart. Sending love and healing energy ✨💕

@@SuzanneDeniseB Thank you.

@Mr Rocket My condolences to you. She'll be waiting for you on the other side, and is watching over you with all the love she's always felt for you...

@WolfMaiden11 🤗 Sending virtual (((hugs))) your way! SideNote-also going for NON CREEPY stranger on the internet while doing so LOL Onto a serious note though, I can unfortunately relate. Having first lost my baby brother 3 years ago and then just barely a year later, my step father (whom I loved like the real deal) followed him. It's pretty damn crippling for those of us, left behind, and sadly that never really goes away. However, the sting isn't as intense after a while. That and the feelings/memories that PHYSICALLY take your breath away in the beginning, they ease up a bit too. The thought of getting to be with our loved ones again one day makes my heart happy 😊 And I feel that there's absolutely not A DAMN THING wrong with believing that they're with us every day 🥰 And with that, I'll end my little novel right here by adding just how wonderful it is also to see all of the lovely comments on this post! What a little community of fantastic human beings ❤️ xo

Benedict Cumberbatch? No. It's Bear Grylls

I thought it was Voldermort's long lost brother lol

If altered carbon was paranormal

Ghost whisperer

Sounds like Yu Yu Hakusho to me. Or Bleach

@@venk4898 oh shit it does

Murdered: Soul Suspect was a game kinda like that. Except the detective is also a spirit.

Yep, MCP's voice is unmistakable!!!

Thank you :)

Lmao nice

Thank you so much!

glad you like it! i make all the music myself :)

Bro that’s what I was saying the drifting from the real world into the the other world And the protagonist just not caring after a while of the madness The protagonist being forced to go through a trial via their lives past mistakes It reminds me most of silent hill 1 with James I think his name was, but I’m glad I saw your comment and someone could relate to me

Say hi to Gozer for us, Grognack :)

Grognak the destroyer attorney-at-law?

@@cvernon5256 Grognack will try, though Gozer has been quiet for some time.

@@MySpace-gp3md Grognack does not have a mortal job, Grognack is here to learn about this Universe's mortals and whether or not Grognack should smite this one like the ones before you. So far Grognack is pleased, but doesn't like how the mortals insist on fighting one another.

@@GrognackLOTM Gay

It was incredibly dark, and incredibly beautiful, all at the same time. Quite an achievement.

Romnex. He's mentioned it in the description of the video.

You should try driving left and right to work

​Thank you that was the best

I appreciate your profile picture

You shit your pants haha

@@s0l4r_27 I am curious why you hate 9...its as perfect a number as can be..... three threes....3x3..

It was amazing dude,

@@leakyle8468 same

Try mr.creeps

@@midnightmurders6068 nah

@@ericad528 why not?

@@vcorrea3846 he needs to learn inflection and intonation

@@destroytheboxes well you have a point

You didn't have a fever of leeches before??

Awsome

Leeches an lamprey are disgusting........ugly lil buggers

Leeches don't behave like that at all, and some species are used in medical cases. In instances of a severed diget, like a finger, leeches are used to maintain healthy blood flow during the healing process. Hope this makes you less scared.

@@CeeGeeFursuits I too have leech fever.

Why did you wink? Are you guys gonna do it??

@@Davidpostingshid most likely

Johnny said it’s hard to physically manifest as a ghost, compared to the victims who can’t rest, so only the victims of the case could roam around without any constraints or time limits perhaps. Johnny was gone as soon as he led Paul back to the cabin, but Briar could go to the cabin as he pleased, since he was also a victim in the case, though not killed by the real killer, but still a victim of the case.

hope you have a good day at work! :D

That’s what I do as well! Only this is... like with this story, during the part when the mother was telling her story about the woman’s birth, I was tearing up a bit and co-workers are looking at me like “oh my god, I hope everything’s ok! Why is Rocky & Bullwinkle sad?!?!

Same!

Thank you so much! That's so kind! Im you, I'm honored:)

Bro check out the runners it's one of my favorites feed the big the tall dog

@@donniemyers5146 the best is: the bearded night owl. by far. unfortunatly.... its greek.

@@Natty5D i should check that one out

So the cha characters are likeable? Or are you saying it teaches you the opposite of what it does? :O

@@Darksomnium What I'm trying to say is: the wife is obviously meant to be an 'unlikeable' character, but instead of being written as a character with flaws that come out under pressure, making them unlikeable, they're just a bitch for no reason right out of the gate.

@@thisplatformsucks ohhhh I see, understandable:D

Plot twist this was the begining of how that story endeds

I was looking for this 😂😭

aw thank you so much! :)

Mr. Sleepless good for you dude! i hope your channel does well i’ll give a sub and a listen:)

Yo ik u prollt won't see this but start posting more trust

@@snoxop been a long time since I did, might have to do one story sometime

If you go and check out the silent hill lore mainly around the first and second games this story draws really huge comparisons

There's a movie about this I'm pretty sure. Two actually

@@johnnyissa7890 what movies?

Corrine Wager No Henry’s either

:)

"What you deaf? I say you he dead!"

He didn't said he had same pistol later in city , might have a spare pistol . It is common to have surplus 9 mil .

@@fan401rai2 no

@@duups293 I really don't get how you couldn't get it around your mind that he's in the FBI and did go back to the city. Wouldn't be hard for him to get another handgun.

He specifically said that he picked up another gun when he came back from the woods. Time stamp: 1:10:22-23

Haha thats funny! i can see why you would think we were the same person :D

@@Darksomnium you both are great!! I just assumed it was 1 greatness hahaha Would love to hear you guys collab more in the future!!

YESSSSS 👏