"The Perfect Rug" reminds of the time a friend and I were listening to "Terrible Lie" in the car and kept singing "Terrible eye, I've got a terrible eye"
Your perfect penis leaked candle wax, the wax becoming a part of the topography. 2 trips to Home Depot and zero progress, you called Stanley Steamer's and they got out all these wine stains... all the stains but one. They had to call their boss. He came into look at it and asked you what the hell you think this stain is. You couldn’t just tell him so he took a snippet of the material with him with your permission. Foolish. Hands it off to his friend who is a lab tech. Immediately wonderstruck when the sample is placed under the microscope. It is spermatozoa... and it is alive! Mind you the longest record of sperm survival in open air is 30 minutes... it has been weeks! He waits 30 minutes just in case he was handed a fresh sample or something. Sperm not only there but they are more numerous. Nasa needs your sperm sir. Otherwise the Pentagon will be bombed and you will be on the FBI watch list. A female agent has brought the extractor.... she can get that sperm sample by piercing the scrotum if you do not comply. The chick is NOT hot. You gotta get out of their... all off a sudden the jizz stained towel in the corner (your "secret stash") comes to life.... the sperms growing in size, they look like a bunch of baby mice.! The alpha of the group grows bigger and now the size of a bison, flies between your legs and you are riding his back. You crash out the window and it looks like you are hugging a white Chinese dragon. The Feds shoot at the baby sperms and the one you are flying hisses and cuts the men in black (who all happen to be black, diversity hires) in half. Chapter: 2 you fly into the city. Air force is coming caused you are now flying in between skyscrapers. People on the ground are expecting a 9/11 2.0! If you weren’t over the populace they would fire. What you do from here forth is your decision. We will wait to hear what happens.
No they weren’t. Trent only did a remix of the hearts filthy lesson. He did nothing for the Bowie album itself. He’s associated with this track because David wrote it to sound like Trent as something different and asked him to be in the video. When the song got big for a single Trent got asked to do some mixes then for the single but he didn’t have anything to do with recording the song. You can check the credits.
