I'm all in (Balatro) 

SHORTCUT YOU HAVE SHORTCUT

I'm a Type B Balatro Boy™ but when he's got shortcut and looks a straight flush dead in the eyes, or when he chooses Hang-idd Man over Moon in his clubs-only flush build, I feel my follicles start to bristle in an animal-type way.

my boyfriend is in love with you

I promise you I'm built type B to my very DNA, but brother I was convulsing on this one

Ok I am convinced NL is running a psyop to get all type A chatters to explode with this one. How did he not unlock brainstorm this video man

The hangmans over the moon twice in a row sent me off the roof

I swear he only gets Chicot on RU-vid. I've not seen any of the others on his channel. And every time he insults it, then realizes it got rid of a bad Boss Blind effect and praises it lol

2:48 when father asks me to fetch three bushels of grain from the nearest village but the path is long and arduous

@17:40 When Im downtown and all I can find are dive bars

Balatro guys dipped in mama liz's chili oil

This video is the "shortcut" to becoming a Type A chatter

We're Balatro Guys. Of course we lose to Violet Vessel on Gold Stake with a High Card build.

He had the royal flush bro

The reason riff-raff is so good is because it's cheap and it generates two common jokers early. If you're on white stake or even past ante 5 it's not that amazing, but early on for any stake above white stake it's amazing. Before the new patch drops with a guaranteed buffoon pack, riff-raff will turn the $4 you start with into three jokers where nothing else will come close. You either get jokers that help a ton like gros michel, the sinful jokers, etc. or you generate jokers that turn into cash that you aren't generating as a result of the stake you're on. Again it's usefulness drops off kinda fast, but it's one of, if not the, best shop one joker right now. It's also quite possibly the worst joker to ever have negative on, but we're not here for that discussion right now.

hi tomo

he's all in

lil bro forgot he took straight based joker and had a royal flush @26:00

If you use the spades and hearts deck discarding a royal flush is pretty easy

32:34 Patrick Bateman trying to negg Paul Allen even though the off-white watermark is so subtle

Losing my mind with that shortcut straight flush has allowed me to enter a new never before seen zen state

8:53 me explaining why buying the ultra rare spiderman funko pop 1st run figure for $20000 will make money in the future

26:19 me when I went to evil doctor school and am doing my first circumcision

10 views in 3 seconds NL fell ON!! HE'S ON HE'S THE BEST RU-vidR OF ALL TIME AND NOBODY CAN SAY OTHERWISE

Wild king existing. NL: NONE CLUBS?!

3:42 this is why NL is so awesomesauce

Finally beat the jokerless challenge today. Ended up going 3 of a kind + polychrome stones w/ red seals. Beat the final round in 3 hands

truly an incredible series of decisions

Flush build, high card build, 5-of-a-kind build? I pog no matter what

nl playing balatro on youtube: unhinged nl playing balatro on twitch: a gentleman

I can't believe he said "none jokers left beef" a mere 1 minute into the episode but didn't make it the title.

RU-vid tutorials for drawing be like: 3:59

31:58 me when I walk into a new restaurant and I am trying to figure out whether its one of those places where you order at the cash register or you order at the other side and then you walk through the whole like and then you get to the cash register and they don't have one of the signs that says like order here and I'm like at this point.. it's all lost anyway

A suggestion: could you somehow differentiate the RU-vid only versus the Twitch streams? I prefer the YT only vids and I think it's just a completely different experience. I'm not a fan of the chat interaction.

No way nl hasn't unlocked brainstorm lmfao

Great video :)

how has noone commented on the feist-shoutout with "my moon my man"??

I have an itch in the back of my throat that only a Straight Flush can scratch

had to turn this video off at two separate points just to come back and sob through it

"They dont make clubs anymore" They make wildcards

damn what a run! it was so close for so long!

We’re Balatro guys, we see campfire in the thumbnail, we click play.

NL: Our deck is becoming mighty small, we gotta make stronger flushes. Also NL: Lets destroy more cards instead of improving our clubs.

3:26 Me when someone asks what's my favorite King Gizzard song

He's all in.

We’re balatro guys of course we watch within the first hour of the video release

we're balatro guys, of course we think wheel of fortune is rigged!

I feel like Chicot is the only legendary I've ever seen NL get 😂

NL i just unlocked the ghost deck and got to ante 14 on a red seal glass king run with the legendary joker that gives x2 mult for kings and blueprint on it

He's worried about 2x RU-vid when he's playing 4x Balatri :(

He skipped moon a few times for hanged man instead. What a silly egg.

Both of my really good attempts at Jokerless ended tragically - first time I played 4 of a kind against the Psychic without a kicker (it would have scored 180k). Second one I got Verdant Leaf as the final boss with no possibility to have potentially rerolled it. And many, many failures in between of course. I do believe though.

NL is peak not playing for what his deck is built to be. He wants to level and pivot into straight flush when his supernova is hitting 35+ mult for regular flush. Brother was gonna play a straight flush and go “that wasn’t as good as I thought it would be” 💀

Damn it, I was about to make the joke “None jokers, left beef” but then NL said it as I was typing

3:16 yeah in my first 3 days of playing I got my buttons mixed up and got this joker I also lost my run after 😂

Lmao why am I getting daily wire ads on this

@17:40 Me complaining about a lack of third places in today's society

jokerless doesn’t even let you roll judgement cards. They’re gone. Removed. It is none jokers.

NL somehow always gets chicot

You should just play checkered deck on white to fish for brainstorm and hold R

At least you noticed you could've made the hand, it's not insufferable that way

me when the stakes are purple

ughhhhhh pay attention man

3:41 me when I get my son into sports

SHORTCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone needs to tell NL he'd probably enjoy the game a bit more with the public experimental build

Too bad he forgot about the royal flush. He could've had it on those last 2 draws

Long live the banana

saying you only need one mult multer but taking any and every flat mult that shows itself is a flawed strategy

“Y’all” (but in Canadian)

He's never gonnaunlock the card, is he?

pour one out for Chicot o7 put some respect on my mans

25:45 im raging right now

My man had short cut and could make it happen at the 24 min mark so sad

a little painful

24:12 he had a royal flush w easy street i think, tbh idc if that actually counts

Were poker guys of course were dipped in mama bals liz oil

I think the streamer is bad at the card game! Hard time watching without wanting to backseat…. Sorry for bad english. New chatter from Taipei❤️

Am i crazy i swear NL has used brainstorm before. Guess not huh

Only one fall off meme in 8 comments, chat slacking

They don’t make clubs anymore as he skips two wild cards, then a third by choice because it feels better and makes no sense

Hi Tomo

You had like 17 ways to make a royal flush, including just having multiple royal flushes in hand…

me when my gf tells me to go deeper

You're getting tough to watch. Yelling about no clubs in packets but each had a wild card - come on man!

Can someone help me by using pog as a noun, verb, adjective and/or adverb in a sentence?

Straight up mama chiz's lily oil

No views in 6 seconds. Man fell off

He's so bad at this game

Only dummies put up with being cheated by devs who use RNG to extend playing time. This game is a con, constantly having to restart to get a decent joker. Most are garbage, even good card players cannot win with garbage jokers.

Chicot should be a rare