Purple stake all over my brain (Balatro) 

14:00 Me when I'm a medieval artist and someone asks me what my career aspirations are

Purple stake? What's next, green ham?

2:24 The first honeybee architects designing the hive.

3:44 me when I'm a dentist and I accidentally use carbon dioxide instead of nitrous oxide

Me when i'm a vampire hunter in training and the instructions are unclear:

12:04 Me when im a robot pleading to be saved from disassembly

My taxes when it’s April 30th 8:30am 23:03

36:11 me hosting my first barbeque and realising im out of food

He really did everything in his power to level high card to 9 then proceed to play pair and almost lose half the blinds

we're balatro guys, of course we're dipped in mama liz's type A oil

We're RU-vid guys, of course we're guys.

30:25 me ordering dinner at a restaurant with my family (they all hate me)

This episode is so frickin funny, from the "Corden clears" to "That's why I'm not touching psychedelics"

we're costco guys. of course we're balatro guys.

Umm. Akshully, long term memory is stored in the balls

9:58 me when I'm an angsty British teenager

I'm a type B chatter but that 27:00 minute boss blind did some Type A shit to me icl

0:10 me when I'm fighting a periwinkle vampire and need to match the colour of my stakes with the colour of the vampire to kill it (I have a blue stake)

We're Balatro guys, of course we write we're Balatro guys

I have been screaming at the screen “PLAY A HIGH CARD” I feel myself becoming a type A. Help.

so what we try to run banner and mystic summit....

31:05 me when Orville orders some materials to build an "aeroplane" whatever that is

thumbed the video up for the PEMDAS rant at the end.

between the memories don’t come from your brain guy and the in the garage blowtorch impression this might be the most pogged balatro video ever

NL restarting because the vibes were off made me feel so seen

Me when i'm Jimi Hendrix but i'm addicted to gambling:

The Neanderthal anecdote is super funny because 23andMe DOES track that. I'm listed as having ~2% Neanderthal DNA, which according to their system is "more Neanderthal DNA than 77% of other customers." I have a cousin in the system who has more than 94% that of other customers. It doesn't mean much, but it is an interesting metric.

4:00 NL openly defies God

we're [---] guys, of course we [---] [---]

Akshually, 🤓, Charles Darwin knew nothing of genetics as Mendel's work was contemporary but not yet read by Darwin, who ascribed closer to the blended characteristics framework.

We're Balatro guys of course we gather round the camp fire

27:26 brain rot made me into a type a

As a frequent user of thc concentrate the dab bit was hilarious, and true.

We’re Balatro guys, of course we have NL videos on in the background while we ourselves are playing Balatro, being distracted from our own run by NL’s run

hi tomo

James Cordon clears Conan? Are people out of their minds?

We love to see the egg thriving and joyous

This guy has an encyclopedic knowledge of most pre-2015 music but doesn’t know the words to Killer Queen?

Everyone: How psychotic can you be? NL: Yes

Wait... Cordon... James Cordon? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

Neanderthal was stronger, along with larger portions of the brain dedicated to processing senses, at least from what people can deduce these days.

I think that's the first time I've heard parentheses pronounced parentheticals.

We're Balatro guys, of course we send it, then we go again.

2:05 how does this guy go on a tangent about possibly being neanderthal and not bring up Svante Pääbo?

Why is it before I started watching after NL, I never even heard of the chili oil guy? But NOW, my tiktok is filled with his videos.

Hearing his bit about Canadian VS American tax day while I’m trying to procrastinate doing my taxes was a blow to the damn soul

For somebody who has no ideas how dabs work/what they are. You kinda hit it directly on the head😂😂😂

27:30 You are going to fucking kill me man

Skipping half joker so he could pair delayed gratification with burnt joker is Type Aing me Okay upon finishing it this run is an all timer from NL. •Skips for a holo joker while having Hex in hand •Skips Half Joker to end up trying to pair Delayed Gratification with Burnt Joker •Keeps playing 3 of a kinds and two pairs while High Card is his highest levelled hand •Gets his favorite joker, Campfire, and doesn't use it for multiple antes •Says Burnt Joker isnt doing anything meanwhile it is carrying him towards a nice high card build •Always forgets to put his steel queen all the way to the right, even after being reminded •Wins anyway

Me when I'm really hungry for unusually colored foods

Missed opportunity to say "I am currently friends with a neanderthal" and leave it ambiguous as to who he's talking about.

The thumbnails are confusing me. How do I drain the sustenance from my grocery store hummus content like this? I am famished father

We’re Balatro guys, of course we hold R

Why's NL so damn funny when he plays balatro

We are Balatro guys, of course we check RU-vid at 12pst to see the new upload

Balatro, So easy a caveman can… oh wait nevermind.

im balatro, i mean jester

can i get a small fry dipped in heinz sticky honey bbq sauce?

What IS a boy to do!?

James Watson (at the time of the posting of this comment) is still alive.

We’re Colombian guys, of course we watch NL play balatro

he didn't even try to go endless?

Is he high this video?? Bro is crazy

We're Balatro guys. Of course we show up 44 seconds after Balatro vids are posted!

The thumbnail didn't match the video.

We're balatro guys. Of course we of in the cold food of out hot eat the food!

please tell me the Corden takes were a joke

You know his stories are bullshit because no Gen X’er wants to hang out with Millennials on a Thursday night that think that James Corden is anywhere near Conan O’Brien’s level.

We're ______ guys, of course we ______

12:37 me, a gambling enjoyer, due for a big win because im on a losing streak, deciding how buy more chips at the casino

I actually unironically enjoy the mama lizz's chili oil bit

We’re course. Of guys!

Campfire = ResidentSleeper

Nah, Craig Ferguson was the best Late Night host

We’re bald guys. Of course we play balatro

We're Mama Liz guys, of course we're dipped in chili oil

We're librarian guys, of course we post costco guys comments

We're Balatro guys, and we look like Ryan.

Guy I mean guys what guys ummm fellas of course where nl guys we kill any joke

40 seconds no views you’re at the top baby

We're guys. Of course.

The life of a VOD watcher is a peaceful one

We're Mama Liz guys. Of course our plans are measured in centuries.

We’re, of

its a NL vid, of course hes talking about sperm 3 minutes in

we're mama liz' chili guys, of course we dip our jokers in balatro

18:49 conservative having a debate with his left wing friend (their buddies but dont see eye-to-eye)

guys we’re of course costco guys we’re.

5:48 a little Smiling Friends bit dipped in Mama Liz's Egg Oil

He kept that four of a kind joker for waaaay too long

We’re, of course we’re

Why am I not surprised that Egg is wrong about how the brain works?

We're money is on sale guys, of course we costco

Ok now I’m getting sick of the we’re Costco guys comment

bro is using the wrong thumbnails for the last few videos, hes washed fr fr

I cant hold it back...excellent banter but this was some of the worst balatro i've ever seen

The comment section is total garbage now with 90% of people rehashing the same joke thinking they're funnier than the last guy 😢

Now time for some type A shit, please use high card NL it is going with burnt joker to give you your highest hands why are you still playing pairs or 3 of a kind