"I'm Gonna Sue The Living Daylights Out Of You!" | Dragons' Den 

This illustrates the very reason I can't watch shows like this - if you don't want to shut up long enough to get your question answered, don't ask it! The "dragons" seem to be looking for two or three word answers rather than explanations. The guy's idea may be a crock, after all, but NO ONE gave him a chance to finish answering a question! Pathetic.

"...the newest clips..." Posted 2020, clip from 2006 - is this the newest clip ????

@@hortondlfn1994 - I guess perhaps like those watching, the dragons get frustrated with people who are asking for shed loads of cash, yet fail to come prepared with some realistic figures. I think he wanted to try to talk them into the idea, rather than replying to their queries. Idea sure was a crock, though.

Crap Lee is an awfull person

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I understand exactly what he was trying to do, and he was right when he said that they were all focused on breakdowns that would obviously need a shop. (so are the commenters) There have been many times I've wished I had a mechanic friend to call with questions like "My steering suddenly feels a little tough for some reason... does that need to go to a shop ASAP or can it wait until after payday?" But they ARE right about potential problems. If they say "it can wait as long as you have enough power steering fluid" but then I crash my car because I couldn't complete a turn... I'll have no choice but to take them to court to cover my hospital bills (I'm in the US).

Its all about cutting out the middleman, or adding one in in this case

Sure, but many times they diagnose you problems you didn't know existed. Like, you had a problem in your power steering and then they find out, for example, that you have small leaks on your coolant that are deteriorating other parts of the car. That's something that no amount of advice on the phone could give you. Thing is, you phone them if you have a problem. A mechanic can avoid problems whilst fixing some of them.

@@pedrosilvamusician I think he perfectly identified the problem but was just a step off on his solution. Its extremely hard in the states to find a really good mechanic and I can imagine its a much larger problem that just here as less and less people enter the field. But he would probably have more success fixing cars on his own than being an advisor on car problems.

@@PinkPearMartini have you ever heard of car-forums on the internet?

LOL at least he's prepared.

Looks like a shady guy tbf

I like how the dragons look at him as he walks into the room and they thinking ummm what are you wearing and why are you dressed up like a prisoner, dead man walking lol

Prisoners in the UK don't wear orange, normally grey or blue.

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"You know if you worked out more you'd be stronger. That would be 10 dollars"

Thankfully, they wouldn't employ people like you. What if it was just a flat battery?

@@artvandalay2736 No lol

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And we'll bill the VAT to your next of kin

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And please hurry up with the credit card details before you drown

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Turn right three times instead.

2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

Dumb problem. Just turn right 270º.

@@Atlasm2p You solved it right on.

@@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck took me a second to see what you did there, my mind wasn't in the right spot 😂

Amazing comment

Yeah...... but you forgot to say, “that’s £2.84 please “

I mean this happens lmao In the UK we have NHS24 You could call saying "my arm feels numb suddenly" or "i have a fever" and they'll ask questions to try and tell you whether you should: - rush to hospital - wait for a normal docs appointment - just go to a pharmacist for advice These advice lines are supposed to exist for good reason lmao

I think they missed the point entirely. He won’t fix the problem. He will keep the garage honest. Often mechanics choose the for them easy and for the customer expensive solution. Installing new parts instead of fixing the problem. This guy will make sure the customer asks informed questions or he will ask them himself. Imagine having a experienced mechanic with you when visiting a garage to advice you.

@@thelizardking3036 then you missed Deborah's point. There's going to be a confused customer with a guy on the phone, who's never seen the car, telling them it's one thing and a mechanic who's examined the car telling them another. If somebody suspects they are being ripped off or lied to then then should get a second opinion from another mechanic who's seen the car

😂 I'm dying reading this

That's probably realistic. Why are you calling the CarDoktor for medical advice for your offspring?

This comment tickled me😂

Please let this stay at 111 likes 😂

I'd be disappointed if the Doctor Doctor didn't give me the news...

I dunno, telehealth is now a thing.

that really made me laugh!

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Cardocktor*

customer: hello my engine is making a rattling noise. cardoctor: I think you should have it checked by a mechanic and call me back customer (at garage): I'm at garage what should I say ? cardoctor: put the mechanic on the phone. mechanic: hello, whats the problem. cardoctor: the engine is making a rattling noise, can you check the engine. mechanic: oh uh, sure, thanks, bye. customer: what is the problem then mechanic: seems your engine is making a rattling noise customer: I know, can you fix it please.

Haha he looks he's wearing an American jump suit doesn't he lol

Doesn't help that his financial advisor looks like a public attorney.

Haha.. yeah.. actually looks like a serial killer to me.. in the court, still fresh from his last, er, 'meal'!!.. (Maybe he came round, after they'd called him asking for advice on their dodgy car's rattling engine, lol!!!)...

@@leebee5361 How can someone "look like a serial killer" ? It's not like they all look alike.

π day well what if his suit was made from human skin. I’d say he looked like a serial killer.

brings the simple ballpark economic facts and pitches fall like a house of cards,

That's why Mathematics is the most important subject in the world! It essentially runs our entire Civilization! Oh... And is critically important for business pitches too! So that investors can have an idea in WHAT they're investing into!!!

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"That'll be ten quid"

Gas engineer actually 😂

NoFuksGiven Gas engineers are plumbers it’s just a different category of plumbers like “pipe fitters”

Honestly people are so clueless these days that it could work. Not in 2010 but in 2020 maybe.

I know what a piss take

This is not the only one

yvie scarlet thanks that’s just saved me watching it.

Yvie Scarlet, you have the cutest right nostril I have ever seen on a woman.

@@leelavelle7865 So wet

He's basically that friend who knows about cars that everyone in the friend group calls for advice on what to do for car problems. Similar to the "tech guy" in the family. It's actually a pretty neat idea. But if the owner couldn't communicate it well, I can only imagine the quality of "advice" people who call his company would be getting.

@@unknownpotato8691 No its not the friend is a trusted person WHO you know wont rip you off himself while this is a random guy who has not even seen my car

Rory the Seaweed Hunter and Evil Fiona is a bit better

@@PhaRoaH87This and the flow signals one

I watch this one then immediately the electronic signal guy, precisely to hear Duncan hear his story :P

Have you seen the water osmosis system one with Barry it’s the best 😂

No, the best one is 'The Knowledge' one where his demo fails 😂

Brilliant !!!

lol HairDoctor would need more than 20 people to take calls at present!

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I'm out

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Spot on. I have an idea for a business. To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have virus on their computers. Yep. Sound idea.

Hahaha. Hey that's a business if you think of it.

@@Ulvetann "To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have to call another call center" much better

@@adamkahn8645 "10 pounds please"

Capitalism at its finest

That was my thought too. They'd need alot of experience to diagnose a problem without seeing it also

About £8.50 per hour

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Very very funny

What a load of crap

I couldn't imagine having a Supreme knowledge of cars to be a car doctor just tho be pain minimum wage

I know minimum wages change over time but here in 2021 your employees would have to be under 21 for you to be able to pay them that little.

We’re gonna make £150,000! What are you going to spend to make that? £400,000!

Nathan ...."Get a calculator mate" LOL

"Get a caculator" LOL

Old single pane windows in that building. Not sure if that could've been prevented.

that's a little trick in the industry called foreshadowing

Yeah genius I guess they should shut the entire city down when filming smh

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Thank you Doctor.

That'll be 10 £

Now I've got a hernia and a hemeroid. Thanks Doc 🤣😭

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They'll be Gut Boys

There is a radio show in the US called "Car Talk" and this is effectively what they do. People call in, explain their car problems, and these guys explain exactly what is wrong and how to fix it. They are incredibly knowledgeable and it's remarkably impressive. So what this guy is pitching is definitely possible if you're talking to somebody with an encyclopedic knowledge of cars, how they fail, and how to fix them. But people who can do that are going to demand WAAAY more than 7.50/hour. So while this is an interesting idea (and a proven concept for a radio program), it's not a viable scaleable business.

@@TimCortesi You said it: Show. Meaning there's revenue being generated mainly from the viewers, not from people calling. Besides, in the US $ 3 per hour is above minimum wage. That's less than a third of £7.50

You'd be surprised 😂

Can't remember when this episode came out, but that could've been the Minimum Wage at the time

that'll be £49.99 + VAT.......... *lonely feeling vanishes*

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Ahaha

Customer: I can't hear very well. Eardoctor: you what mate?

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Car doctor: Its a hitch hiker, let him in and do the right thing, customer: i've just been robbed and raped

Nice Goodfellas reference haha

Lol.

Deborah was a made man and the Kardoctor wasn’t

Underrated comment!

Daniel Gallagher ‘Lost doctor’ 😂😂😂

How much for that advice? £1.50 . Tell the caller to start from where they last remember had them and charge another £1.50 for that ! 🤣🤣

The guy has crazy lazy eyes

Customer : My car engine keeps making a whooshing sound Kardoctor : You will most likely need a new steering wheel (£1.50 charge)

Lol

Yeah, the programmes budget now covers make up, hair and clothing!

Definitely underrated joke.

OMG that made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day!

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Amazing

such creative humor

Thats basically their business strategy in a nutshell.

Oh so a financial advisor is just someone who tells you to open a bank account? A doctor is just someone who tells you to take an aspirin?

@@williampennjr.4448 I do see there is something ....but the guy can't actually explain it very well especially due to the judges interrupting and plus him making those awful hand gestures to explain things...... I understand that People Rip off people who dont know anything about the thing(such a vehicle) .....i just wish he explained it well.... Offcourse i do think he shouldve also talked about things like sending photos and not just about services on the phone.

@@williampennjr.4448 they are clearly different... this guy business doesn't give you any information you already don't have and it's trying to make you pay for it. You don't need a financial advisor to open a simple bank account or a doctor to take a OTC headache medication. Not even to count that a doctor actually examines you the better equivalent would be you call someone and says "My head hurts" and their response is "Go see a doctor". It added nothing to you

Maybe the money part comes first.

Kwik mafs

Peter can't add up

He needs a doctor-doctor first to tell him to visit a doctor

kit blue are you sure?

The maths was wrong 7.50 an hr for an average day is not £21,000 annually.

£1.50 please

Are you that bored at home you are surfing all sorts of random videos? Been seeing you in the Comments everywhere lately 😂. Big fan since D1 days bro 🤙

Money please now

Tf are you doing here mate - probably same as me 😂 fell down a rabbit hole

I love reading these comments 😂

"That'll be a tenner please!"

Please put your pubic chest hair away in your profile picture

We don't say 'my cars broke down'!

@@jckedwards65 your nice

@@rasta7655 nah, I'm considerate

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The other guy saved him some embarrassment tbh. He actually did have the figures correct. I was expecting him not to know either 😬

Duncan BANTERtyne

to be fair i think duncan was trying to alleviate the stress and anxiety he was having

Lol 😂

Well, that's the fundamental flaw in the business idea. Anybody who needs this kind of advice isn't going to have the tools or materials to repair the car themselves, so their only option is going to be to take it to the garage.

Ive given you a like and a comment as i think your comment is a bit underrated and i quite enjoyed it

@@drewb1263 This is probably the nicest compliment I got in my life

@@MohiZidano no worries, i only come for the comments and i think people should get the recognition they deserve for often underrated genius

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I don't think The rapist doctor would be able to give you much advice on that, he could probably give you something else though

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Why would a deaf person use a phone?

@@munchaking1896 Face time, Skype & any number of other video call apps ... Today's mobile devices aren't just limited to voice calls

Too funny!

Nice to meet you deaf!

Well this is why its good to have freinds who are knowledgeable in trades. A mechanic, tech, nurse, lawyer etc. Or develop a relationship with a mechanic who you can always turn to for advice. Many times a second opinion saves you lots of money.

​@@bahamasc Exactly. You just gotta be one of those "I've got a guy for that" type guys. Or know the guy who knows the guys. Always have friends in professions other than your own, and always be willing to advise them when you're their "guy for that"

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HeartDoctor “I think you’re having a heart attack” *click*

@@acesigma06 Heartdoctor wouldn't hang up the call they have to milk that £1.50/minute when their client pops their clogs...

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This is my favourite one 😂😂😂

That's how I feel about stable table

@@kimberlydavis7322 such a classic 🤣

@@Nate-uf4xk Except that this guy isn't Einstein

😂😂. Thanks for another laugh

Nate Einstein was a natural genius, this guy...

Einstein can do his maths.

Oh, they're laughing all right, cause the producers of this show just made more than 150,000 in ad revenue from all us watching this. Watch surveillance capitalism.

customer: "my dog wont eat" Petdoctor: "call a vet"

No it's not cook a meal... It's eat a meal

You're too generous. This muppet doesn't even advise you how you can solve the problem. His answer would be "go to a restaurant".

Worst advice ever. The answer would be "eat". Cooking a meal isn't gonna help. Cooked a meal.. now what?

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔 Some good points raised. Phone the EatDoctor. EatDoctor advisor: “Eat the meal you just cooked”. Sorted!

Better idea but don't garages basically do the same thing? Its not like you go to specific garages for specific issues.

@@RayCray924 There are exceptions. Like one garage can repair your engine but cannot repair electronics. Or change tires, but no AC refill. Or external paint works. Even official car dealer services do not fix everything in one place.

@@chukksy Ohh gotchu

If the money isn't coming from the person with car trouble, then that person becomes the commodity being sold. If he is paid by the garages per customer he sends their way, then his incentive is not to suggest the cheapest or best place, but whatever sleazy place that pays him the most. Any business has as their first priority to keep their customers happy. If you're not paying, you're not the customer. Your satisfaction and happiness will not be the priority.

@@steffenf.7031 yeah, but still sounds better than "let's charge people for an advice to go the garage "

Google exists for that exact reason.

@@BenKellyMusic92 You could say that about pretty much anything.

There is an online version of the business he was trying to create here, where you can live chat to mechanics. He should have gone down that route, it would have worked better I think, even years ago when this programme was made. By holding multiple online chats with customers he could have avoided employing staff

@@andrewdevine3920 Yes, you can. Because it's such a good search engine.

@@theefierysummons Hmmm... Where is that? I have never heard about such garage.

Naw that's the financial advisor. Orange shirt dude got a rat skaven fit glue some whiskers an he's set

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hes not a middleman, he gets paid whether or not u go to the garage. its about advice and advocating for the customer. consumer distrust in mechanics is a very real problem.

This is underrated lol hilarious

underrrrrrated comment!! I thought the same

hahahahahaha he actually does as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Named Hugo......Lives in the Family Home Attic😂

His son hes like 30 years younger than Dinocan Bannatyne

Hilarious mate

4Head

Car not kar

@@evanmohammed1593 read his shirt you dilly willy

Pretty much 😂

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fukin gold mate, I was looking for that. although tbh with you I think they haven't even let him speak lol.

Yeah I looked into it as well. I wonder what he is doing with himself.

Hes at the local pub and hes got a mini van delivering car parts

@@breezyway9387 that sounds like a 10x better and more profitable business

Elite from you mate

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No one in there 🤣

When he said he worked in a garage! Jones should have said "was it really...or were you just making number plates?"

Same

Mass Debater under rated comment

Mass Debater yes exactly

Call a Liquidator mate

I'm in we're do I sign up oh I can't

I wonder why? 😁

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Customer: "I've become my own Doctor! And now to that manual in the glove boot!"

10 pounds. Mister Howard cleared that up

He did say it was a tenner to call but if he told the customer that they would simply hang up !! :-)

10/10 advice, it worked. Would remove soon again.

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Lmao british humour is the best

@SavageArfad a guy walks in to a doctor' office ,the doctor says he is very sick, the guy says he wants a second opinion,the doctor says that he's ugly too

Better yet: "Give us your information, we'll try it out"

Yes There is a certain amount of pain involved here I am actually watching these to toughen myself up for a pitch (not to the sharks) You have to be ready, you have to have your numbers together or suffer as some of these people do

I have to keep pausing DD when pitches go wrong because people get so egotistical and arrogant I just can't it's so cringe!

It’s truly painful watching the Doc at work 😭

Just keep yourself in the Dragons' persepctive

I just came to comment about the horrible second hand embarrassment XD

Seems even more redundant when put into text.

Or perhaps a system to negotiate with the garage over a presumable diagnose of the problem xD And try to safe you money. 'Sorry wait a minute, I will give you the phone, he will explain' Can you imagine how pissed the worker at the garage will get before even looking into your car? xDD

To be fair, the part he said in the beginning about preventing garage scams makes sense. A lot of places who can tell you're not car literate will be happy to charge you for the extra headlight fluid. (Headlight fluid is a joke, but at least in America, they'll tack on a bunch of unnecessary fluid changes and part replacements.)

I mean it's basically webmd for cars

@@jellafella6957 I was thinking the same and as he’s from that world he’ll know all the scams. I reckon having him on your side whilst at the garage would be reassuring to say the least. You’re paying for his protection in a way...and for that reason...Duncan’s going to take the piss out of you.

These are people who are multi millionaires who deal with this crap on the daily

I want to acknowledge your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills. Your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills have been acknowledged.

@@catman2484 he probably couldn't delete what he wrote.

When your life depends on big numbers, you gotta be good at maths

Peter Jones is quite the legend, and I have a not-so-low-key crush on him…!

If I had a funny noise coming from the back of my car and told my garage to do a diagnostic MOT they would roll their eyes and burst out laughing.

@@ixopo6715 they’d probably still do it

I'm pretty sure the point of this call line would be a situation like this "the garage is telling me my power steering is out, they are charging me 489$, is that fair for the job?" Costs the person to call a few bucks, might save $300 on the cost of the work I think that's the point of this

@@attoboi9763 I think that will be other way around. He will sent you to garage owned by his parter or friend and in that garage they will charge you 500 instead of 300.

@@nekilik3374 very possible that it would be abused quickly like that

He was creepy .

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he looked like a seral killer

This is his villain origin story

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That’ll be a hundred dollars for the advice

That’ll be 10 pounds

You obviously don't understand his business concept. It's like having a mechanic as a friend who can advise you on repairs and give you a way to check and see if your getting ripped off by shady mechanics. I guess I don't blame you, it was a terrible presentation

@@44unda I mean I kinda get it but it’s pointless putting investment in, it’s useless nowadays and more effort than taking your car to the nearby garage Edit: if it was a website it would make sense, not a phone call

GAWAGE

@@44unda you can google or watch a RU-vid video

We just fit a flow signal. It's red in color. It's mimicking the traffic coming towards you.

Just turn up the radio for "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph, mate

To be fair 8k debt isn't that bad. I paid 145k for a 50% stake in my business. If it went tits up right now then I'd be out about 60k 😂

I can provide you with some spot on advice

It's scary that it lasted that long.

You might be better phoning Duncan Bannatyne by the look of it

Interrupting ffs

He responded emotionally because he frame and perception of his whole business plan and livelihood is so incredibly flawed, as well as his figures, and to put it in his own words, he's "shaken". But he did apologise, it's understandable why he'd respond that way, but at least he's being honest and apologised. It seems like he may have been poorly advised.

He clearly has his heart invested in this idea, and to go in for an intense grilling with shrewd businessmen picking his idea apart, it's tough to not get defensive and emotional. I don't think the dragons' pessimistic view is necessarily accurate, a service like this has a shot at catching on IF he can market the benefit very clearly. But it's a tough investment for sure.

@@amaze2n except when he presented his idea during two separate hypothetical conversations he sent them to a mechanic, failing to present what was the point of calling him in the first place, then blaming it on the dragons for using a bad example.

@@Fif0l I agree, he failed to make his case. It seemed like he had some convincing examples but just didn't get them out. That's his mistake, but it's easy to say that when he was getting difficult questions from every angle in a high pressure environment.