I'm great at Euro Truck Simulator 2

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A long time ago, I made a series of around 25 videos in American Truck Simulator. I'd played about 4 hours of Euro Truck previously, and liked it, but American Truck Sim was the new hotness. Herself, in her infinite wisdom bought me a steering wheel so that I could become a master as all things truck-sim-related. It helped, but I found that it made my road-dominating beligerance far more pedestrian. So, I left the series as my proficiency removed the scrapes and japes that made the commentary zesty.
Many years have passed, and I return. It goes as well as expected. If not better.
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@KG-xt4oq 24 дня назад

The "steering wheel came off" followed by the crash is just epic CF...had me laughing a good belly laugh. Don't ever change, CF...

@wimpie031 24 дня назад

Herself knew EXACTLY what kind of steering wheel she gave him. The gift that keeps on giving 😊

@MichielJongenelen 23 дня назад

Stream worthy

@lesley-annemclelland857 24 дня назад

Oh please, please, PLEASE say this is going to be a regular feature.😂 Let's hope the good Colonel can find his way across Europe at some point in his orange DAF.

@colonelfailure 24 дня назад

It is a series. This is the first part. You can make happy sounds now.

@lesley-annemclelland857 24 дня назад

@@colonelfailure That's great news. I can now sleep easy tonight.😂 Now I know you'll end up driving a Volvo I'm looking forward to your travails as you take your right hooker across the water to drive around Europe in amongst all those left hookers. 😅

@Floody468 24 дня назад

@@colonelfailureshould have face cam to show the struggle with the wheel. We can here it but see you get mad at it would be more funny

@jamesjordan3042 24 дня назад

Only euro truck simulator video I have laughed so much at (well laughed at) and half the video was you just trying to park!

@maidenminnesota1 23 дня назад

Having watched when The Colonel did American Truck Simulator, I knew what I was in for. The Colonel did not disappoint!

@shorne403 24 дня назад

oh no he's in a truck lol

@colonelfailure 24 дня назад

The moment you've been long awaiting.

@IRUNU10X 24 дня назад

If the struggle bus had square wheels.... "Thrustmaster, Thrust This" 😂😂

@seaape1070 24 дня назад

As many times as I've heard the Colonel fuss about how to use a traffic circle, watching him stop to enter one has me rolling.

@mrhipbone 22 дня назад

Imagine if you will, how he would react if he comes across a roundabout with signals on it .. 🫢

@cyberfutur5000 24 дня назад

Always good to see some truckin here. I think I found you because I wondered if "Soviet Republic" was any good and you where by far not just the least annoying, but most entertaining youtubists handling the topic, but I stayed due to the "Mud runners" videos. They where nothing but gold. Now it's what? 4-ish years later and I still come back all the time :)

@Zinnareth 24 дня назад

As a multi dropper, delivering full trailer to small shops in big town centres this was so frustrating but also so funny to watch!! Keep it going haha

@christheDevoniantrucker 3 дня назад

Watching CF doing my job making me laugh plus revving the heck out of the gearbox, plus rolling it over 🤣🤣

@tboneisgaming 24 дня назад

Don't tell him you can remove the speed limiter. Oh hold on...

@alexandermallett1852 24 дня назад

The most expensive button in the game!

@cnrailfan3590 24 дня назад

It's like the American Truck Simulator series never ended, please make more of these 😂

@jonehmke9539 24 дня назад

If all of the people who owe you a tenner paid you back, you could retire.

@nickk8762 24 дня назад

I grew up in Grimsby. I left. Great video.

@tqbatman3482 22 дня назад

I'm still there, could you tell me where the exit is, please?

@nickk8762 22 дня назад

Lol. I found a gap in the fence. 😅

@GimbleOnDew 22 дня назад

So hard watching this not panicking because he's driving on the WRONG SIDE

@papasmurfette007 24 дня назад

Sitting back and enjoying the Colonel's shenanigans with a smooth and mellow old port...... Grimsby...

@gordonberg3952 22 дня назад

Just what I needed a good fun video from CF to get the day started. Please do more it will be fun to see how you do when you cross the channel and switch sides of the road 🙂

@lenwiggins3052 22 дня назад

A Great Video Sam, I really enjoyed watching and I hope I to see many more. I got moaned at from the wife for laughing so much

@eurekasteve7747 24 дня назад

Now what should it be.....Squirrel with a 5 part tutorial..... OR The Colonel just Pedal to the Metal? Now Both hold some Merit to them....BUT for Laugh value it has to be this for me!

@jsprague2453 24 дня назад

1:45 "Don't let anyone down and arrive on time" makes promptness seem disappointing. Glad you're playing this!

@The1402784 22 дня назад

You did A terrible job and I LOVE IT. MORE PLEASE 😍. Thank you for coming back to this😇 your honest mistakes are both funny and entertaining. 🥰. Thx

@eileennovak1656 22 дня назад

"Just like driving." Close, but far more forgiving to rowdy speed-demons.

@ACamelEmoji 24 дня назад

The Colonel uploading a trucking video is the perfect way to celebrate International Asphalt Day. [May 15]

@TheRealTburt 24 дня назад

Is there really a day dedicated to asphalt? Why wasn't I told? What does one do to celebrate?

@ACamelEmoji 24 дня назад

@@TheRealTburt There really is. Its the unsung hero of most roads.

@alexandermallett1852 24 дня назад

Oh my day is made! Can’t wait to see you ‘experience’ the new ui!

@elzar760 21 день назад

This takes me back Colonel.

@lil_xoomy 24 дня назад

The colonel playing ETS? nice! Great video!!!

@Claude_Terrier 23 дня назад

Bonjour Colonel. Just a short one to inform you that Steve told me that the oranges you have left in his garage were really tasty. He will gladly welcome you once again whenever you want! Cheers.

@coffee8866 22 дня назад

ah man, some funny stuff! Still laughing at the "yah, ya got a bit of drama there, yah I have"

@Electricfox 23 дня назад

"Thrust this, Thrustmaster!" Perfect.

@pugzta1 23 дня назад

had me laughing like a child yeah im all for this CF at his best causing mayhem on the streets in a truck

@CycolacFan 21 день назад

I immediately recognised the beautifully wide modern autobahns and bridges that Grimsby is famous for…

@wbeliteofficial_01 23 дня назад

This was very fun to watch. I’d love to see more.

@SuperAd1980 23 дня назад

Only a southerner could call Grimsby the "north east" 😂

@colonelfailure 23 дня назад

Cos it's Grimsby up north.

@karlhoit88 24 дня назад

YES COLONEL! I have been wanting a Euro Truck Sim vid for about 4 years! Brilliant. So happy

@BuzbyWuzby 21 день назад

"I like truckin', I like truckin', I like truckin', And I like to truck!..."

@user-nb7mz3fb5p 21 день назад

Hilarious bro!!...instant subscribe....keep it coming...great laughs.

@Mensovanreij 24 дня назад

I'm almost disappointed this wasn't a 30 minute montage of CF trying to park in a tight space..

@kaldo_kaldo 23 дня назад

It wasn't?

@MetaJokeTT 24 дня назад

My day didn't start out great, but a new ETS2 series debuting from the Colonel is the third piece of good news today. Yay.

@TheLeonhamm 24 дня назад

LOL .. I had to leave the Brutalball extravimeganza .. to look at the notification for .. 'this' - and here I am, watching it, larffing my leg orft .. and typing that it is - Classic Failure. Yey! Ah deary me, I don't know .. I'm daft; and loving every minuette. ;o) Bliss.

@mozofoz 23 дня назад

Thank you :) .... I feel so much better about my driving on this and American Truck Simulator now :)

@springbok2354 24 дня назад

Please make a series! So funny 😆

@colonelfailure 24 дня назад

Yes. Just for you.

@eurekasteve7747 24 дня назад

@@colonelfailure and you and you and you

@kaldo_kaldo 23 дня назад

@@eurekasteve7747 Where's Oprah when you need her?

@metalslinger 24 дня назад

Who'd thought a town called Grimsby would be grim.

@kaldo_kaldo 23 дня назад

The adjective was named after the town

@eduardopena5893 22 дня назад

There are quite a number of useful mods that you can get through the steam workshop if that's where you purchased the game. One of them I like is the Realistic Physics mod. It does help stop the truck from flipping over like that.

@piggyinthemiddle 24 дня назад

It's a very post-modernist interpretation of "great" but that said MORE PLIX tyvm!1

@techstar7628 24 дня назад

Bloody hell! I thought this day would never come!

@CycolacFan 21 день назад

The famous mountains of Lincolnshire… 😂

@arrow2555 24 дня назад

I can only imagine the carnage you'd have with the convoy mode and some of us with you!

@TheOneTrueGriswel 13 дней назад

SatNav tried to kill me in Plymouth. Those little country roads, fine when you're two-way traffic on a one lane road. Everyone is polite and patient with the stupid furriner. It's the blind entry into a busy road at the end that'll kill you.

@kristofkellens3264 24 дня назад

I can already see CF Doing a davetheangrytrucker with his DAF :)

@dannyjohnson1287 24 дня назад

The loooooooooong wait it over am I dreaming?

@mrmcbaldspot 24 дня назад

The company was very grateful the oranges were delivered pre smashed for juicing

@arokh72 24 дня назад

At least the rail system is safe...for now.

@deadgamer21 23 дня назад

Explains alot about the traffic on the road recently

@eduardopena5893 23 дня назад

I like to play this game when I need to chill out. I am at the stage now where my deliveries are all cross-country and take ages to do.

@eduardopena5893 22 дня назад

If you like first person driving and use a wheel, you can get something called "head tracking" that you can use with a webcam or a cell phone. It will use the camera to track your head movement and allows you to look around without using your mouse. I've seen some other people use it and it seems to work rather well.

@j0hnf_uk 23 дня назад

I thought you took that corner pretty well. I've no idea where you took it, though.

@kaldo_kaldo 23 дня назад

To heaven!

@YoChocoTube 23 дня назад

4K! Yeay!

@supergnoob7459 24 дня назад

Already know this is going to be good. 🎉

@kaldo_kaldo 23 дня назад

I know a bloke from Grimsby, and I have to say the in-game representation is very unrealistic. They need to make it at least 3x worse.

@SuperAd1980 23 дня назад

We're you delivering to the Tesco distribution centre last night? I thought the reversing looked similar...

@darthvegan 23 дня назад

HILARIOUS!

@teamstr259 24 дня назад

Shift man Shift! LoL

@colonelfailure 23 дня назад

Drive it like you hate it.

@mrhipbone 22 дня назад

@@colonelfailure as you yourself said "I don't care it's not my truck"

@spartan117zm 24 дня назад

I’d love to see you do a stream of either a long journey in this or a few jobs in Derail Valley

@drewchan84 24 дня назад

Grimsby, Danish for Uglytown.

@karnerkreativ 24 дня назад

Oh yeah, 4K! Appreciate that!

@eduardopena5893 22 дня назад

Yes, you can zoom in and out of the GPS by pressing the F5 button.

@Pjs-ge7gk 24 дня назад

This is 1 of the few games I actually think is better with the magic science helmet. My 1 gripe over this game is: the Devs have no idea what a motorway is.

@martynread977 23 дня назад

Thats an original bit of the game, to be fair they have learned a lot over time and are gradually replacing those clunky generic prefab junctions from the original base game with much more realistic ones - unfortunately I suspect the UK is bottom of the list for rebuilding for various reasons. Austria, Switzerland, plus big chunks of Germany have been fully rebuilt over the past couple of years, interesting to see a company revisiting and rebuilding a a decade old base game to modern standards as a free upgrade rather than just binning it and starting again.

@Pjs-ge7gk 23 дня назад

@@martynread977 I suspect it's a good means of practice and testing for a later game.

@Karibanu 23 дня назад

There's always promods, unless that got abandoned. I had to use that just to get the part of the country I lived in... I got so fed up with continually patching the game up I just stopped using it at all though :S

@martynread977 22 дня назад

@@Pjs-ge7gk their current business model is really selling DLCs, the major ones being map expansions - their view is the base game (10 years old, and you can pick it up very cheaply these days) is the hook to get new players interested, and if playing the base game is a poor/dated experience then it doesn't really encourage you to expand it. Much less point in driving a really long route, say from Vigo to Istanbul (for instance) if both those places, *and everywhere you passed on the way* were to look almost identical to each other, but mostly nothing like the real world places, why would you bother to explore that far? - So they think there is a really good reason to gradually upgrade the base map to match the current DLC standards to hook new players, which do still keep showing up a decade in! A better built world gives you more incentive to explore it, and so encourages you to keep expanding it. The same is occurring in sister ATS - most of California has now been rebuilt from scratch as a free update in parallel with the multiple teams working on new states to sell.

@martynread977 22 дня назад

@@Karibanu yeah Promods is still around, really good (and adds my city also which is cool!) 😃 But between the SCS updates and the Promods ones it is a lot more work than I want to currently do to keep the game playable, so whilst I've a profile for a Promods map I mostly don't use it much these days as I'd have to manually go and download lots of things to update it. I just use stock SCS map/DLCs and a small number of mods almost all from Steam so they auto update these days, much less faff.

@BlackburnBigdragon 24 дня назад

I'm great at American Truck Simulator. But with Eurotruck 2, I'm completely awful at it. All the roads are so narrow and the traffic AI, which is mostly brain-dead in both sims, makes even pulling out onto the highways near impossible to do without a crash. Eurotruck is American Truck Simulator on "Hard Mode". Just driving on those roads and highways is like threading a needle with a fat magic marker at all the times.

@gareth14111984 23 дня назад

Welcome to driving in the UK... sadly, including the brain dead traffic

@williamdowns1917 24 дня назад

I always thought I could drive in England if I ever went there. How hard could driving on the other side of the road be, after all? I have watched British TV shows and thought, sure, yeah, no problem. After a 1/2 hour of watching the colonel actually try to do it, I have come to the conclusion I'd take the train, or an Uber.