I'm not angry, I swear - Hitman 2 Colorado Master mode, Silent assassin/Suit only 

I want to just say here btw, because everyone was asking last time, the new intro was made by ru-vid.com/show-UCPs_5urnyhftWGYs7L10G_g (who's been making those epic Max Payne intros for me). It's some good shit. :D

"Now I just have to get the last target" Notices over half the video is left. Oh no.

You had me at *"UhNn PaTREaeÖnn."*

He could have saved himself so much trouble if he used rose’s body instead of getting the mask

7:23 that transition tho

Guard: *Gets shot 7 times, gets slammed with a briefcase. Still survives* Also Guard: *lands into 2 inches of water for 1 second, Fucking dies*

0:28 Holy shit that’s me, this is literally the best thing thats happened to me thanks I couldn’t stop laughing at that edit

i never knew a Scottish man being angry would amuse me

"Wow, he's got three of them down already, guess it's not as bad as he thought!" *checks time left in the video* "Oh... oh no."

fun fact: the mask was totally unnecessary because you had Sean already in the basement and you can use his body to open the door. would have saved you from so much trouble 🤣😂

14:01 I love how 47 lifted his head as he said “ahhhh” 😂😂😂

I've never thought that this day would come.

'how many times do you think i'm gona fail?' *sees length of the video *he gets spotted before I can even write this I'm gonna guess and say 'a lot'

oh boy. here we go again.

Bigmooney I don’t know if it is changed in master but you could’ve dragged Sean rose’s corpse over to the scanner to open the door.

8:43 love the classical music version of "drunken sailor"

11:18 me with social anxiety

I guessed 12 failures and a few minutes in I've realised I'm being wildly optimistic.

"Knock Everyone Out, Silent Assassin, Suit Only"

"I don't think anyone comes in here" famous last words

23:34 🤦‍♀️ when he walked past the ‘secret’ exit and had Sean Rose’s body to unlock the door. It hurt so much to watch but was still so entertaining 😂

23:57 bigMooney - "Gonnae no dae that?" My first thought was "How?"

40:23 that hacker guy straight smashed his face into the fan

11:18 When you do something awkward in a public place

I'm gonna guess 19 failures. I'm five minutes in and I'm changing my guess to 25 Uh oh, I still undershot

You know I tried this and deleted hitman so that's how that went

I love that he doesint watch videos to help him because it makes is own attempts soooo much funnier

This needed to be said that transition you did at 7:25 is genius 🤯

To anyone who says that these aren’t the funniest videos on RU-vid: What’s wrong with you?

I come here for the angry Scottish man.

i already remember the painful experiences i had trying to do this before even watching the video. think i may have PTSD

Can we all stop and admire how gorgeous a transition 7:23 was?

More kill everyone challenges pleaseeee ❤️ My guess is 23 failures

20:45 comment of the century

0:00 The countdown begins to him flipping out.

I always love the music on Bigmooney's videos but this one in particular is brilliant, hearing Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya at 10:08 brought back so much nostalgia.

7:23 Excellent editing!

24:35 is the best spot for me. I laughed for about 5 minutes straight. Sorry man. I went to hit that like button and it was already hit.

Easily among the most entertaining content on RU-vid. And as someone who now lives in Colorado, if anything I feel like there aren’t enough people with automatic weapons depicted in this level.

You do not need the mask you can use his body

7:23 That smooth as hell transition though

Love that you're using "What Would You Do With a Drunken Sailor"!

That transition at 7:24 was smooth af

Please continue these, they’re very entertaining. I always go back and watch the older ones of these when I don’t know what to watch.

Everyone gangster till they see the title “I’m not angry I swear”

Oh god. I can’t even comprehend the pain and rage you went through to get this to us. Props to you mate! Edit: and I’d say about 21 attempts?

Love the videos Mooney, they are great as usual. Playing hitman with hilarous results just makes my day.

7:56 Frog croaks as the guard croaked after a one-second dip into three-inch deep of water.

*salutes* Godspeed, my good man. I'm currently watching RT's stream so I'll have to watch this later. Again, good luck, Agent Mooney :)

This was a masterpiece... amazing work as always, Mooney I knew you could do it! Could we get some kind of special 300k subscriber KEC? I really have no suggestions, just something special like the 200k subscriber special.

I love how you try to do these without whatching videos but every once in a while whatching a guide helps with your mental state

Loved it, man. I can't imagine the effect on your mind that doing this consistently would have, but I'd love to watch it.

Oh no

16:26 - Commenting to try to figure out the copyright free music. I really like it.

Hey Mooney, just wanted to tell you thanks because this video helped me get the classics on master difficulty.

This was well worth the wait, Mooney, an excellent return to form!

It's soooooo much funnier when he's angry. You're suffering for views, mooney 😂 Btw my prediction is 42. See how that goes.

As soon as he said “I need the face mask” I face palmed 🤦🏻‍♂️

Excellent job Big Mooney! You have my admiration and of course my 'like', keep making fantastic videos man!

I was really hoping you’d get back to this one day and Im so glad you did.

Why oh why dearest bigMooney didn't you restart the level after a few fails to use your one and only save at a a later stage???!!!! Love your videos ;-)

HELL YES THE SERIES IS BACK BOIS

U actually got me into Hitman and ur my fave plz keep up the good work. I am from Scotland to Glasgow aswell

Love the hitman videos sir! Thank you and have a great week!

Always loved you’re videos but the hit man videos are my favorite.

I predict 69 mission fails Edit: that was far less than I expected seriously I thought maybe 50 or so

I know this video was a lot of work, but I seriously appreciate the heavy edits. Great video, amigo!

I felt your pain through this entire run.. XD Another Awesome vid! 👌

Ig like 27 times, this is a hard map just by itself, and the fact that u never change and need to kill the targets is just insane Edit: Goddammit!

Me: sees this video Also Me: Time to see bigMooney rage his ass off

Once again bigmooney you have done a great job keep up the good work

🎶What will we do with the drunken sailor, what will we do with the drunken sailor, what will we do with the drunken sailor, early in the mornin 🎶 (Instrumental plays in the first couple mins of the gameplay)

Believe me, Mooney. When you asked for that like for suffering with this, I hit that like button. And I'm a viewer who NEVER hits the like button.

how many times you're gonna fail? 47 times

My dude, you had a hell of a better time doing this than I had. 100% props to you 🙌👏👏👏

When I saw the title I was like this is going to be amazing

Yes, definitely do more of these. Love it!

Bigmooney, you are awesome as always! Every time one of my missions blows up and my body count skyrockets dramatically, I laugh minaically and think of you. 😂😎

me: looks at the thumbnail also me: yeah man, i like me some master mode silent assassin, shit only

This just made my day. Re-watching this gonna make work more interesting tomorrow !!

This was amazing, just like always :D

At 2:16 I was about to comment and say you weren't going to fail any, well so much for that, also great vid bro😎 LOL😂😂😂

I love this video and all if you re hitman videos keep up the great work you freaking legend

Great video, really want to see this continue.

I bet on 12 times but.. well.. that was before you entered the house xD Very nice play ! Hope to see the next map as well :D !

I really enjoyed your choice of music this video. Did not expect Drunken Sailor and Johnny I hardly knew ya

Finally Been waiting for so long

I'm pretty sure you can now dress as a pirate, just reminded me cause of the sea shanty

@26:13 Yeah it was a body found but he's the main target. As long as you shoot the target before he tells anyone you get SA back. It was really annoying before how you'd try to sneak up on a target but then if they spot you it still counts as spotted even though you're killing him. Really like that new feature. You can tell the game logic is working correctly because your SA indicator when from green to red when he saw the body but then back to green after you shot him. Really nice feature! I just wish the indicator would go yellow instead of red so it's clear that currently you're not SA, but you can get it back without restarting the mission.

Btw love the new logo looks soo good you should have millions of subs your the best

I have watched this so many times, and it always makes me laugh. I’m sorry we all get so much happiness from your anger, but it is always entertaining. Never change Mr. BigMooney. Your ability to consistently make outstanding content makes this world a better place.

*bigmoney* “Alright we’re cool we got em all” *me noticing it’s only halfway through the vid” “Don’t count your chickens mate”

Ohhhh ive been waiting for this!

I feel your pain. I recently got to Colorado and yeah...

cannot wait for Japan.... and the rest of the Hitman 2 missions.... what an entertaining wee video.... well done, mate...

Thank for this mooney

I have waited too long for this but god damn I’m happy it’s here

That looks painful. Sorry you had to go through that

Hello Mr Mooney, so glad your continuing this series, was so shattered you abandoned it after the Bangkok fiasco. Love your work

Love your videos, a great RU-vidr!