I'm on a Diet, But I'll Be BAD

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CAST
Mike Trapp
Ally Beardsley
Raphael Chestang
Jessica Ross
Lily Du
Grant O'Brien
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Director - Carlyn Hudson
Producer - Kelsi Reel Johnson
Writer - Mike Trapp
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Director of Photography - Justin Cyrul
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of Botown Sound
Editor - Michael McAlister

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7 ноя 2019

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@dropout 4 года назад

@TheTalentedMoron 4 года назад

No, not after you didn't even hit the obvious after ad joke, "Don't you hove minions to do that?".

@quesa9094 4 года назад

hello college humor

@samuelr.6046 4 года назад

Secret text 1

@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 3 года назад

@Paul Borst don't be a jerk mate. Don't just tell people to fire their employees

@AutisticSoyDaddy 4 года назад

As soon as Jess said "I've been bad!" in that sassy aunt voice, I knew this would be fucking hilarious. Also, thanks for bleeping the expletives instead of muting them.

@AutisticSoyDaddy 4 года назад

@@roy04 Profound.

@macandcheese__ 4 года назад

"sassy aunt voice" lol yess that's exactly how that voice is described 😂

@DoctorX17 4 года назад

Bleep bleep Yeah, that was driving me crazy too

@jennabeth6851 4 года назад

The bleeping is so much more annoying than the muting.

@DoctorX17 4 года назад

@@jennabeth6851 now see, the muting was driving me nuts... I liked it better when they just cursed. Second best would be nonsense words

@serenakoehler1344 4 года назад

"I'm on this low-carb diet, which I've actually been doing really well on" * deep and sinister voice* "oh congratulations"

@veghead05 4 года назад

😂😂

@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583 4 года назад

The funniest part of the video

@TCt83067695 4 года назад

0:41

@krawr2187 3 года назад

He’s evil but that’s no reason to not be supportive!

@srslyintronerded 4 года назад

Raph being so exasperated that he rubbed his temples with machetes is a M O O D

@cheesecracker5223 4 года назад

Robert Stephens time?

@chukolance 4 года назад

@@cheesecracker5223 1:45 . very brief

@AlexssandroMeneses 4 года назад

I was expecting blood after that!😤🤷‍♂️

@fae.fantastic 4 года назад

He also did air quotes with them 🤣🤣🤣

@XxHikidashixX 4 года назад

@@fae.fantastic 2:53

@Duryism 4 года назад

"Oh... congratulations." It's like, yeah, I'll slice up people with my hands, but I'd never miss an opportunity to congratulate someone's personal growth.

@veghead05 4 года назад

😂😂

@adammichna5175 4 года назад

Well, a low carb diet won't contribute much to your personal growth aside from... self-discipline, I guess? It is also unhealthy to leave out fruits and vegetables from your diet.

@Obi-WanGaming 4 года назад

Look at “the sex-positive slasher”

@jupiter2175 4 года назад

I'm your 999th like!

@fionnreidy6078 4 года назад

Can we please get a dropout show based on these villains. That would be incredible.

@Lilabeela998 4 года назад

Slightly Irish I could see it. They’re in an all out battle releasing gas, stabbing people, blowing stuff up Jessica: walks out and opens a plastic bag of brownies. Good guys: Confused Villains: she’s on a diet Good guy: oh mY GOODNESS RETREAT! WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE SHES CAPABLE OF

@fionnreidy6078 4 года назад

That would be incredible!

@DarthReven810 4 года назад

Why so I could not pay to not see it.

@meat6470 4 года назад

especially Jessica, she’s my favourite because she is so BAD

@deadgodofneutrality7725 4 года назад

Episode 2 The villains are robbing a bank and are fighting with the police Jessica: **walks out the bank** Also Jessica: **pulls out a bag of peanut butter s’mores** Cops: no Cops:oh no don’t eat it Jessica: pulls out a s’more Villains: do it Machete dude: **visible confusion** Jessica: **eats it** Cops: **pulls out a walkie talkie** we need to fall back there’s a girl who is cheating on her diet Chief of police: oh my god, she’s back Chief of police: **picks up phone** captain motivation we need your help Captain motivation: I’ll be there

@thexyouthxattack 4 года назад

jessicas behaviour is so bad that this videos gunna get demonetised.

@johnmijo 4 года назад

Another BAD-pocolypse is about to happen :p

@Matkerzah 4 года назад

are you saying jessica's the reason we need to get dropout? i approve

@leighbelk769 4 года назад

Age restricted too.

@maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад

LOL!

@deanc9195 4 года назад

WE NEED MORE OF DOMINIC MACHETEHANDS.

@LemonToGo 4 года назад

How does he pee though?

@sharpy5509 4 года назад

@@LemonToGo how do he wipe

@brukts3361 4 года назад

@@LemonToGo carefully

@julianauston9001 4 года назад

Agreed

@Monkeyshaman 4 года назад

@@sharpy5509 standing on the ring like everyone else.

@williambaldwin9068 4 года назад

asking him how he pees must have really cut deep

@user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 года назад

Get out....

@rivendriftwood 4 года назад

Yeah, he probably felt like he was stabbed at the back.

@BlackCover95 4 года назад

Gotta admire your sharp wit.

@williambaldwin9068 4 года назад

normally I'd leave some kind of edgy reply

@ashermack2543 4 года назад

Cmon man no need to be so pointy

@lezaanvanwyk9202 4 года назад

Grant looks a little too comfortable being tied up like tht... Js.. 🤣😂

@veghead05 4 года назад

Lookin mad cozy

@Ertwin123 4 года назад

How are you surprised?

@MsMatilda24 4 года назад

That's Grant alright ;)

@Atom85825 4 года назад

Bet hes the one pitching that bit

@TweekMorgan4dictator 4 года назад

Yeah, couldn't tell ya why, but he always seemed to be the kinda guy who was into it.

@vvinterwitch 4 года назад

the curses with beeps sounds way better than silence, nice job

@muppetallica 4 года назад

@@Jason_Bryant Finding that loophole was a stroke of pure genius!

@Kon2336 4 года назад

I'd actually really like to see more of these characters, they're great

@ellaisplotting 4 года назад

@anna-ti6fy 4 года назад

Kon2336 agree

@alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад

I ruined the 420.

@manami3164 3 года назад

Reminds me of dr horrible’s evil league of evil

@Saxinful 4 года назад

I love Trapp in this one, he really developed a character and makes him live

@partyjams 4 года назад

My favorite part was “probably cause you’re not a woman”. Apparently most evil doers are very open minded on the concept of evil and the standards for it

@dexter111344 4 года назад

Jessica probably is the second most evil person there. Lily's character funding McConnell's reelection campaign is downright despicable, though.

@Rougarou99 4 года назад

But did McConnell ever eat cookies on a diet?

@DrZaius3141 3 года назад

@@Rougarou99 Don't be silly, he always had his regular diet of lettuce, pellets and the occasional garden flower.

@Rougarou99 2 года назад

@@DrZaius3141 In this case, veganism is worse.

@TN-cn8kk 4 года назад

“I’m going to sit out on this one but maybe just listen a little bit”!

@rddev8382 4 года назад

Well of course Johny Steel got captured, Zach isnt in the Van

@theoriganalxldub 4 года назад

The meta here lol

@silviaov633 4 года назад

This comment actually made me sad 🙈

@freebananase2357 2 года назад

also, Johnny looked like he was enjoying it.

@TheOneDerp 4 года назад

It's funny how Raph is usually the level headed one in the skits.

@Rapscallion2009 4 года назад

Not sure it's just the skitts...

@kevadu 4 года назад

Wait, is General Machete-hands the "bloodiest warlord in the world, with machetes for hands" or the "bloodiest warlord in the world with machetes for hands"? Commas matter.

@chrishoward797 4 года назад

The closed captions don't have a comma, so I guess it's the second one.

@walman9356 4 года назад

I don't know the way he said it sounded like there was a comma

@theglassofmilk 4 года назад

The man has machetes attached to his arms where his hands would be so I think you can guess which one it would be

@kevadu 4 года назад

@@theglassofmilk *whoosh*

@ArturGlass.C 4 года назад

@@awaruwidianto First one means the guy is the bloodiest warlord in the world and as a side note the guy also happen to have machetes for hands. But the second one means from all the people in the world who got machetes for hands, he's the bloodiest warlord of them all. Which really isn't impressive at all because he's probably the only person in the world who has machetes for hands...period. And I won't even apologize for ruining the joke by explaining it...because I'm baaaaad.

@ninjanerdstudent6937 4 года назад

This is like watching Dr. Doofenshrmitz or Dr. Draken try to prove how bad they are to all the other villains.

@alyssajade6802 4 года назад

not sure if it was intentional, but it definitely made me think of dr horrible....

@PhilosopherWR 4 года назад

2:50 LOL, he did air quotes with machete hands! 😂

@meid789 Месяц назад

Didn't realize that 😂😂

@notjohnbruno1522 Год назад

Raph doing air quotes with machetes for hands will never fail to make me lose my mind

@carolkoski4875 4 года назад

I can’t understand how Trapp was able to say General MacheteHands without bursting into laughter for the whole sketch.

@Mord12gp 4 года назад

I was waiting for jassica to be revealed to also have killed like a million people or something and just be like "Im so baaad"

@irfanmyg 4 года назад

This gave me such a sense of joy and I don’t know why.

@Toastmaster_5000 4 года назад

because it's making fun of something that happens in real life and is really goddamn annoying

@AvitalShtap 4 года назад

PLus the villains were "yes and"ing her and being unexpectedly nice which is a great and sweet contrast :)))

@ZrinNZ 4 года назад

The formula of "everyone is being weird and crazy except for one person" is still being executed so well, CollegeHumor.

@torpedex4600 4 года назад

trapp acc has some of the best comedic timing and improv lines ive EVER seen. I lose it at 1:17 its just so real

@jomardepedro 4 года назад

"oh congratulations" "and - ohh thank you!" These are the best two lines

@RabidWombatKat 4 года назад

I actually totally want this to be a series.

@lucascunhadefreitas4574 4 года назад

That wink totally crushed my heart😍

@Charlotte-iu2yg 4 года назад

I hope General Machete Hands will be a recurring character

@jessicadelgado8473 4 года назад

The machete air quotes at 2:52 heckin killed me! I’ve replayed it 4 times already

@dmino5244 3 года назад

I love Jess so much she has this fun mom energy 😂😂😂

@jessbragg1 4 года назад

2:41 i love the irony of grant being tied up by someone with swords for hands, spot on guys!

@calliemyersbuchanan6458 4 года назад

"The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware. The grade that you receive'll be your last, we swear. So make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare. You're saddled up; there's no recourse. It's "hi-yo, silver!" Signed: Bad Horse."

@GalacticHero_ 4 года назад

Oh no..... they’re getting a run for their money

@rosalind2017 4 года назад

Any time my mom talks about her dieting and triggers my eating disorder, I'm gonna think of this short from now on. Thank you, collegehumor.

@adulthumanfemale420 4 года назад

fucking same!

@456puff 5 месяцев назад

Hey, I know this was four years ago, but I've also struggled with eating disorders. How are you doing now? Both of you?

@breadfan_85 4 года назад

Trapp: "How do you pee?" Raph: *sigh*

@Hashslingingslasher- 4 года назад

we watched the video too and that bit didn't even tickle my funny bone, even slightly

@breadfan_85 4 года назад

@@Hashslingingslasher- well, aren't you a delight. /s

@theoriganalxldub 4 года назад

@@breadfan_85 I need this question answered.

@garykerwin9924 4 года назад

Someone please solve this

@JachAnen 4 года назад

@@theoriganalxldub Carefully??

@Jon12317 4 года назад

"I'm just going to sit out of this one, but maybe, you know, listen a little bit"

@daliacha 4 года назад

These characters are great! Loved Trapp. "Oh congratulations". Everyone's character suited them well

@Microfoot 4 года назад

“That’s two chocolates, Jessica!” lol

@jontandy3537 4 года назад

I want more of these characters doing crimes, like robbing a bank or torturing Agent Steel.

@AvitalShtap 4 года назад

SAME BRING EM BACK or have them do small boring crimes and general machete hands gets furious that they don't involve killing people

@muppetallica 4 года назад

I'm with Jessica. You only live once. You could walk out that door and get hit by a bus. Will your dying thought be, "I shouldn't have eaten the chocolates?"

@portalMaster299 4 года назад

Yes

@muppetallica 4 года назад

@@portalMaster299 😂

@dimwarlock Год назад

I mean, yeah, I guess a bus out of control could go into the sidewalk as soon as a chocolate craving person comes out of a building. Sounds like an ad.

@ips1698 4 года назад

You might think that General Dominic Machetehands is a very complicated man. He's actually pretty cut and dry. 😮

@TiagoMorbusSa 4 года назад

I don't know, he comes across as pretty edgy.

@j.h.181 4 года назад

He's the kind of guy that gets straight to the point.

@ACShotRun 4 года назад

this is a classic, just give it time

@ebrodsky5893 4 года назад

“Hey, I’ve got a question for you” “Me?” “Yeah” “Go ahead” “I’ve just been wondering” “Mmhmm” “How do you pee?” *slowly looks at hands and sighs*

@mehdisilini7296 4 года назад

did she just said the coconut one was disgusting? She IS bad :O

@stanamilanovich3956 4 года назад

She's right though. That artificial coconut is the worst and everyone should know it. So...bad...

@lloydfromfar 4 года назад

Damn! I have to agree! Long live coconut! :O

@thisisnotmyname1469 2 года назад

Can we just appreciate how badass everyone looks in this sketch

@st00p1dbaka9 4 года назад

Him: “How do you pee?” Me: “ I don’t need sleep, I need answers!”

@malahamavet 4 года назад

-My eyes: see the thumbnail and title -my brain: "what kind of pøŕņ is this?"

@i9incher 4 года назад

This is the best non-brenan sketch you've done n a long time. well done!

@dootdootperson4304 Год назад

She really is a villian! She called coconut GROSS

@jonathancampbell5231 4 года назад

We all know people like that in real life. So I'm not sure what the joke is- they really are evil.

@veghead05 4 года назад

😂 whoa

@Vision_Voyagers 4 года назад

You know someone called general masati hands

@judochopmaster8233 3 года назад

2:31 ok this person is literally a monster

@sahzus 4 года назад

Why did raph saying “oh..congratulations” make me laugh so hard lol🤣

@baamnight6878 4 года назад

My whole family was on a diet so i bought a large pack of our favorite chocolates (Raffaello) and placed them in a bowl beside the fruits to mess with them. They were gone in 2 days and i didn't eat any. Am i bad?

@AvitalShtap 4 года назад

EVIL ENABLER

@videosdrive469 4 года назад

Oh my god you're pure evil

@videosdrive469 4 года назад

I'm calling the cops you psycho

@spaceheroes2 4 года назад

This was hilarious and we definitely need a sequel.

@18bluecat 4 года назад

This is the content I stay subscribed for... and Um, actually

@joncarey6121 4 года назад

sketches and originals for me.

@zaribelle718 3 года назад

How have I never seen this sketch before??? This is amazing!! *flaps machetes as air quotes*

@eklhaft4531 4 года назад

1:47 Don't mind me just scratching my had with M A C H E T I.

@JamoboBorg 4 года назад

I should be part of this group; I'm bad at everything!

@EdgyShooter 4 года назад

Ah yes, the back guy is cast as the warlord with machete hands, I see how it is 😅

@piplup10203854 4 года назад

I would love to see more of this, it was hilarious. I love the evil laugh and grant as the spy is just perfect.

@thepaladxn7802 3 года назад

This is one of my favorite sketches y'all done

@robodogmech 4 года назад

finally another good sketch also that expression by raph at the end is priceless

@noblesseoblige1076 4 года назад

Those "quotations" that Raph did had me in stitches more than anything else in this skit. 😁

@legendaryfitcrew1272 4 года назад

This sketch is fantastic

@durdleduc8520 4 года назад

“How do you pee?” *_Vietnam flashbacks_*

@luminatron 3 года назад

2:17 lol, i can see that failed wink

@Rougarou99 4 года назад

I love the complex layers and character development of General Machete-Hands.

@jonsku6662 4 года назад

So what does she do as a member of this group of villains? Order the food? Ensure their opponents don't feel good enough to fight back because she ate the all the good stuff from their meal?

@Luster21 4 года назад

She is the heart and soul of the group. Her refusal of personal growth represents the villains dedication to all that is wrong and naughty.

@jonsku6662 4 года назад

@@Luster21 Ah! That explains it ... So why isn't she the leader though?

@Rudolph386 4 года назад

Trapp is absolutely amazing in this sketch

@littletravelblog7589 4 года назад

Can I join this team? I cheated in tests and never have been caught, so I'm kinda like a professional in cheating and I also have already made plans for taking over the world or killing... You understand.

@AutisticSoyDaddy 4 года назад

*gasp* That's BAD!

@littletravelblog7589 4 года назад

@@AutisticSoyDaddy I know, right?

@aashi8316 3 года назад

0:31 "Naxo, who has planted viruses-" Video: posted November 2019 Me: I'm sorry what-

@lol349 4 года назад

Machete hands is the most 90's supervillain ever and I love it

@M1ckTheMan 4 года назад

This honestly has an amazing sub-text that I don't want to explain with a comment, good show CH.

@SpadeSoda 2 года назад

I reference this video in my day to day life regularly. This is some peak College Humour material right here. Well done, everyone.

@michaelfels4742 4 года назад

I love this sketch so much!

@nukiradio 4 года назад

When you're trying to conquer the world, but Karen is cheating on her diet...

@li0dud3 4 года назад

Lily playing a hacker is so perfect I love it

@Navakira 2 года назад

This is one of the best CH sketches!

@darthizzle 4 года назад

Mike's Dr. Evil laugh was spot on

@desmonddesjarlais2697 4 года назад

raph's slightly pained expression makes this whole sketch for me

@myeahonline 3 года назад

I don’t know what I was expecting but definitely not this premise LMAOOO

@sacrison5 4 года назад

Please please please make this a series!

@thesamsquid 4 года назад

That last line made me spit out my coffee thank you so much hahahaha

@ellaisplotting 4 года назад

I actually loved this

@DaBezzzz 4 года назад

Raph's sigh at the end is perfect

@tonygarcia9530 4 года назад

Please make this into a series!

@UtsavBansal 2 года назад

This is so psychologically true as well. I feel villainous almost when I break such resolutions

@cas6168 4 года назад

The thing about being bad and ordering fries reminds me of that john mulaney joke about ordering fries being like going on a little adventure

@xyrissavage4983 6 месяцев назад

i love these characters

@liefonthewind 3 года назад

This was one of the funniest collegehumar sketches I've ever seen. Damn it just worked so well

@icepicker8528 3 года назад

I can't believe it's been 2 years and this video only has 632K views. I thought this would go so viral the first time I saw it. Who doesn't know someone that breaks their diet and starts saying "oh I'm so bad"? Poor College Humor peeps. I miss you all.