Stop Messing with Your Vaginas 

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Girls your right wtf are we doing to ourselves... well wtf is wrong with people who do this to themselfs I did hear that lemon is a natural birth control and it can give you an all natural lift and tightens your coochie btw ... (that was a joke/sarcasm but for real that's what people say)

Also I just wanted to say I love ur brand of humor it is always good to see ya girls all together in a skit

Where's the swearing gone??

Candle wax, a daily wash of citric acid along with A bunch of rockS that i put inside my lady parts to improve my cervical hygiene.. I usually take it out every sundays and replace them with new ones due to the rocks being worn down.

I was hoping the jade egg would make that satisfying pop noise you get when you open a jar.

Lol

Those weren't effects

Listening with headphones on made it worse.

It feels like the word *M* *O* *I* *S* *T*

Lol what?

It’s also Katie’s overuse

There’s something that spinach doesn’t have that cocaine does. *Laundry Detergent*

Except for Popeye's spinach.

Alot of Pineapples contain cocaine so there spinach combo

Yea these videos tend to do that at times gotta love it

That's actually kinda sad haha

@@lovedblood4561 lol

That's pathetic tbh

dedXD

Dude you made me on my tea😂

This comment is orders of magnitude funnier than the entire skit.

_this is the best comment I’ve ever read_

Best musical of the Nosferatonys Monstropolis ever witnessed.

Right?

Now I'm curious

@@MsHermyGrangerPaltrow has a company (called Goop) the has homeopathy "cures" that include a jade egg to shoving up a womans vag. Coffee enemas, psychic vampire repellent, 18k gold dumbbells, and a steamer for lady parts. And that's just the tip of the iceberg

Sameeee

@@liquidchameleon5993 I actually met a self-proclaimed psychic vampire once... I have my suspicions that it was kinda sorta just a crazy person with delusions of mystical energy-leeching power, though.

Makes me think of Ted having sex on the vegetables.

When she said that I thought "before or afterwards?!?"

@@summahthevegan3796 probably afterwards ;D

d e l i c i o u s

Who doesn't like garlic bread babyyyy????

ElyssaAnderson I feel like I'm going to regret asking this, but what happens when they DO take over your consciousness?

@@Pyreleaf you dont even have to worry about that because most of the time they usually don't cause you to assassinate high profile political targets.

bronco24 ...do they have a particular preference? Because I might be inclined to offer assistance.

ElyssaAnderson pretty kitty meow meow should be the official term for vagina

D. N. This amuses me immensely.

Every sound effect in this video sounds like it really fucking hurts.

@@OvSpP And disgusting.

The egg was never put in it was only taken out...

I haven’t gotten to that part yet but I’m scared

​@@frankramirez728 bro u missed an important part That going back part killed me 😭

forgot coochie

Beef toco

Especially not girly garden

I kinda liked polly pocket lol

aksdjsdkjdsf lmaooooo nice

I think you mean Beez In Mike Trapp

I hope she sees this video and thinks straight back to that song.

Hilarious

Lol "Insects ain't sh*t on this All Nighter, so we put a hundred in a CH writer. Bees in Mike Trapp, bee - bees in Mike Trapp." "Ah, the bees, the bees!" Explanation: Bees.

Please, tell me more!

@@pinstripesuitandheels Well... the last good story was actually a male patient last week. He had an allergic reaction to a toy of the ring variety down under and instead of pulling it off he still used it. The swelling was so bad that not only did they have to cut it off of him but also put in a suprapubic catheter (through the abdominal wall) since he couldnt pee anymore

I watch Nash. People push all the things up their holes.

@@calliope3943 :O

@@calliope3943 He couldn't pee means he pushed it up his urethra??? 😨 this is horrifying.

lmaooooooo

Omg SHE IS!! You’re right!!

Or to become “the breaker of chains”

Lol friend of mine was always that way when talking about people's kids. 'Semen demons' and 'cooter critters'. XD

@@wardenm Crotch fruit/trophies

Honey vag-er don’t give a shit

Oooohhh wow.

Just don't eat it

@@Rbills02 XD omfg yes

New Message oh no, steamed hams! That's what I call Hamburgers

@Friday We Are Awesome DON'T TELL ME HOW TO MANAGE MY BODY !!!! IT'S MINE !!!

I love garlic.

Im a vampire and that explains the big itchy redness down south lately. Or maybe its herpes.

Maybe it's because outing oneself as a girl in the YT comment section is a bad idea

lol

@@TheBenenene10 silly goose, girls don't exist on the internet, everyone knows that.

@@kilborn666 The Internet : Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are F.B.I. agents

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😂

Same

i use gold coins bc the micro gold flakes that rub off enrich my value

Spit them out in sequential order and then I'll be impressed.

That was fuckin fantastic!!! I lmao at work.

Take my like and go

I'm so sorry. may your hoo haa be healthy and remain free of rocks, steam and tasty foods

@@juanpablorobayo9891 //Lmao thanks. 😂

oof rip

Yooo same. There are legit physical therapist offices that work with vaginal issues like that, however insurence hardly covers it. If nothing else, deep belly breathing stretches the pelvic floor muscles and other stretches also allow for decreased tension. Good luck!

@@treblebat //Thanks! Yea I really want to look into those when I'm older but I'm almost wondering if that's even plausible with my disability.

At least she will repel vampires with the garlic ...

Oh shit.... Word...?

You mean a menstrual extraction?

@@Celeza there's that way which I believe is having a doctor do it carefully, but I knew a few girls growing up who tried it woth just an ordinary vaccum hose

@@masterkeuhn oh yeeash

Wich one was it Again?

@@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main It was Season "Every single woman." And episode "Every goddamn day."I have it on BluRay.

Pressured by men,for men -the sequel

@@petitcactusamer Lol. Yeah, but I'm all about being pressured by super attractive and funny females. You seem to have those boxes pretty we checked, so I'm feeling pressured here.

Hahahahah so True man

Not that i cant relate, its just that... US sex education is so bad that this kind of stuff becomes prevalent...

More like I don't want to relate.

Haha true bro

@@thomasgabby6214 and the white Knight appears xD

Perdiendo mi tiempo 🧐🧐🧐

The first 30 seconds?

I mean we do eat the placenta... What's a little naturally made garlic filled tampon then ? An appetizer maybe ?

Please no...

Now I want steamed clams with garlic butter.

I would eat it.

Religious Fundamentalists: "Can we learn your methods please?"

Juan Pablo Robayo now with Flex Tape clear, she can see it, but she can’t use it, like a good christian girl

Really? No joke about someone ripping it in half...

XP Duelist nah we saw it in half

😂😂

Yeah. We get a lot of crazy information and can even feel self conscious about how it looks (there's actually a wide variety of mound shapes like chubby, peek a boo, and boney on top of all the other aesthetics, but the ones shown in media are a very specific type which can make the younger of us feel incorrect somehow). We get marketed to about products we should use for smell. Most soaps and body washes aren't actually good (or even safe!) for our privates, causing irratation, yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and even odor (which it is the whole point). Gals with minor latex allergies can end up always irratated after sex and not realize why. Male ejaculate can also throw off vaginal pH (due to being made specifically to protect sperm from the environment) resulting in bacterial overgrowth, odor, and other "fun" things. Sometimes we can have problems so often that our body just gives up on telling us there is a problem with pain until OOPS! that UTI is now dangerously bad so time to crank up the pain to levels that require urgent care (or even an ER). There's also the fact that cramps are basically like a charlie horse that just keeps happening and is inside you. The pain level varies widely from woman to woman because hormones are tricky and people are not clones. The cramps and hormones can also cause nausea and headaches or even migraines. Some of us also get cramps in our ovaries when we ovulate (especially if we have a cyst/polyp), but going on birth control has a lot of side effects (physical and psychological) and often reduces our sex drive. Bleeding varies from spotting to causing actual anemia. Using tampons (which are almost always chemically treated) can cause all sorts of irratation and issues (such as toxic shock) as can pads (especially scented). It's not fun and an area a lot of women try a lot of things to try to help. So what's my crazy "I do this thing and swear by it" list? 1. Use only white, very basic soap down there (like dove or ivory). No fragrances or other irritants. 2. DO NOT DOUCH. That's asking for trouble. 3. Use a menstrual cup instead of a tampon. They are made of silicone and while it's messy at first (due to the learning curve), there is no danger of irritation or toxic shock. 4. If hormonal birth control is necessary, go as low hormone as possible to avoid the worst affects. An IUD is an ordeal and can be pretty painful (especially if you've never been pregnant), but has a very small continuous dose. 5. Pee and clean a little before and after sex/masterbation and make your partner do it too. This includes cleaning hands. 6. Clean toys before and after use and wrap up individually in toilet paper to keep safely covered between uses (it also helps if events keep you from having the time to clean before). You can use vagina safe soap and water or a reputable well-reviewed toy cleaner that's made correctly without anything from the bad ingredients list. No jelly as they hold bacteria and smell. Nothing with phthalate because it's toxic. I personally prefer medical grade silicone, metal, or glass. 7. Don't be shy about lube to avoid friction burn and use only pH balanced lube (rather it's water or silicone based). Try to get ones that are free of parabens, glycerin, petroleum, and such to avoid any burning or irritation (check out Oh Joy Sex Toy for more info). Brands like Ky are okay in emergencies, but NOT a long term brand. 8. An orgasm can help with cramps, just like rubbing your calf can help with a charlie horse 9. Take a probiotic from time to time with a variety of good bacteria which helps everything below the belt work better 10. No shaving bald. Just a trim. It helps me avoid a friction burn and irritation from my pad. Trust me, we all have a list and mine is fairly tame.

Yeah, well, how can ANYTHING help your junk if it's not inside it?

J Bluewind listen I know this comment is 2 months old but holy shit I’m 21 and I didn’t know over half of this shit thank you

@J Bluewind um r period pants ok? idk the word for them

Just wait til you hear about sounding

I, too, watched the same video!

please do not modulate the hoo haa

I know a woman so I too can relate 👍

me too

... basically yeah

Bruh... What a cool marketing name for the next smoothie

Yes but with vodka. So yeah, a salad done the right way. Vinaigrette? Nah son. Vodkagrette.

@@veghead05 I'm just saying in previous girl talk skits (like "lick the plate"), they always had these gigantic salads that they never even touched.

Also, don’t stick anything in your body unless your doctor recommends it!

What was she even talking about lol

And what about sides? Are sides ok?

Please, elaborate.

@@goodguy...badrep. Uh, OK. Top- gay man who prefers to penetrate. Bottom- gay man who prefers to be penetrated. Verse/Versatile-gay man who prefers to penetrate and to be penetrated Side- gay man who prefers not to participate in penetrative acts

Sorry I asked, but hey; Knowledge is power!

Just reading that made me clench up ngl

I'm just going to say what everyone's thinking. Isn't the royal jelly for humans just smegma?

@@juanpablorobayo9891 me when I put lava in my cake to flex on people who can't digest molten rock and metal

Because ginas.

Because it college humor

Probably not in the budget. Need some CG for that, but brilliant idea.

Would say "OPEN UP" but I doubt you'd wanna open up any of them

@@KonariVibez haha

Of course the real way to keep your cooch clean is to surgically remove it and wash it separately with boiling water and bleach :)

*holy music stops*

Our door is open

The More You Know 🌈🌟🌠

Tracey DiGi Theres an e at the end of cocaine...

Iax Moe Slem trust me this does not actually happen, at least in my experience

@@mayatucker8198 lol I know...I was just joking

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

That episode also said no explicit drug use and was about explicit drug use.

ArbyRadio Haven’t seen one comment like that.

That would not give the desired effect They were going for stupid fads not sex crazed