I'm Scared Making This Video 

It’s so sad that pyro died of self inflicted gunshot wounds from the back of the head 😢😢😢

RIP Pyro its almost like he’s still with us

I CANNOT WAIT until Wendigoon drops "The REAL story of Pyrocynical"

Easy fix for this, have some of all the top executives and investors fly on the maiden flights of each of the planes, like how they made cannon manufacturers sit atop the cannons for their first shot.

Poor Pyro's getting hunted down by the Boeing hitmen now.

All jokes aside, The bizarre shit going on with Boeing is something that should concern EVERYONE. I don't wanna read the news and see a 787 has crashed into a mountain, or have to go to sleep at night and have the (admittedly ever so slim) chance of a 737 coming down on my house because Boeing couldn't give a shit on product quality control, and chooses to ignore or make go away, rather than fix. Also Al Jazeera sent an undercover reporter into a North Carolina Boeing plant and they found that the staff weren't confident of the planes THAT THEY were building because of material quality and staff experience. This is decades of neglect coming to the surface and now we see the disasters unfolding because of their actions.

Pyro is the only one who would make a video about people dying in a conspiracy while also mentioning anthropomorphic planes

Rip Pyrocynical 1997-2024. its always sad seeing a beloved figure dying because of a self inflicted gunshot to the back of the head and an additional 18 9mm gunshots to the abdomen. Truly a lost in the entertainment industry 😞

Remember that Pyro is suicidal, so if he disappeared we know what happen

Pyro called the FAA literally ANYTHING except the FAA. Bro said FFA and FDC 😭

Everytime Pyro says FFA instead of FAA, Petscop 2 gets delayed by another year.

I love how pyro is making jokes the whole video to release his stress of being shot after releasing it

a daily reminder that Boeing has, and always has been, a military contractor first and foremost. Anytime you speak against the Military Industrial complex by giving away their dirty secrets, you are gonna end up dying from several self afflicted gunshot wounds.

Pyro the only kinda guy to make 10000000 references to his favorite video game slop in a video talking about people dying

I like how he keeps bringing up the anthro planes like we all think about them as often as him

23:30 Just so you know Spirit uses planes built by Airbus Besides that there's a lot of Boeings currently still in use by the likes of Ryanair, Norwegian, KLM and Transavia just to name a few throughout Europe so the chances that you're on a Boeing here are still quite large, especially because of Ryanair.

12:12 the T-Shirt and headrest belonged to a teenage boy. He was sitting in front of the door that broke off. The boy was almost sucked out of the hole. The chair he was sitting in was being sucked out (how the headrest was lost) and his shirt was ripped off of his chest. If it weren’t for his mom and a very kind stranger holding onto him for dear life, he would’ve been sucked out too. What if it wasn’t an almost fully grown adult who was sitting in that chair? What if it was a child, or a baby? What if it WAS a fully grown adult who was sitting in that chair. They wouldn’t have had their mother to hold onto them. Even if they weren’t and they were a child, would their mother have been able to grab them in time before they were sucked out? I don’t remember the names of the mother and the boy, but the mother has been very open and rightfully angry about it on social media. If I’m misremembering their story, feel free to correct me.

thank you pyro for leaking classified aerial documents

Ps5 = no games Boeing = no planes

So glad that Pyro made a 26 minute video about his new Anthro-plane fetish. This is truly one of the bravest moments in RU-vid herstory 💅

As somebody who works with contractors inspecting their work and making sure everything they build is up to code. Many of them operate on a “get done with this job so we can get another and thus more money”. This combined with an overseeing company that wants the same leads to unsafe products in ANY facet of construction.

Quick little rundown on MCAS: So, when the original MAX’s came out the MCAS function ran off input from a single AOA sensor via I assume a LIN bus connection back to a MCAS controller (my assumption on if it’s LIN and that the MCAS is a whole separate controller). This single AOA sensor would feed the Angle Of Attack data to the crafts MCAS and the MCAS would trim the horizontal stabilizer according to the AOA sensor input. This system was installed to offset the weight shift the new LEAP engines cause on the craft during flaps down, high angle of attack input. However because this system is utilizing one AOA sensor, this whole system is not redundant at all, in the aircraft industry redundancy is key. So what happened: If an AOA sensor was faulty (vane was stuck in position, Potentiometer was reading position incorrectly, poor ground, power, or signal voltage to and from said potentiometer) the MCAS would read the faulty signal from the AOA and adjust accordingly. Because AOA sensors require air flow over the vane to function, when cruising speeds were set or speed was increased on top of increasing the AOA to reach cruising ALT quicker, the AOA would begin sending false info, resulting in the craft beginning to trim the horizontal stabilizer down resulting in a nose down effect in the first part of the flight, which was strong enough to induce a near complete nose down event. This entire system at the time lacked complete redundancy and therefore they enacted there to be 2 AOA sensors sending inputs to the MCAS controller. The controller had to see two of the nearly same inputs from both AOA sensors for the MCAS to function, the inputs were out of specification MCAS would deactivate and a light would pop up on the display letting the pilots know that the MCAS is disabled until fault is cleared.

The "FFA", you keep using that word. You're thinking of FAA: Federal Aviation Administration.

I remember when the Pyro’s comms only lasted about a half-second for a cutaway, by next year they’ll be a green screen background during his streams

I like how the editor is slowly exposing pyro commission's

Boeing also makes military aircraft, so it makes sense they are freaking out, knowing they could not only loose the airline companies but also military contracts.

"We investigated ourselves and found no problems"

To make matters worse, Boeing also merged or bought out most of it's competitors already (ex. McDonnell Douglas), so most people now don't [even] have a choice of which brand of plane to fly on.

The dying light music brings back so many memories

"I'm Scared Making This Video" I'd be scared to make a PyroLIVE video, too.

I am so glad that Pyro discovered a new kink while researching about the Boeing Whistleblower Conspiracy. Truly, one of the RU-vidr's ever.

When pyro mentioned an airbus i thought it was like a gag of a flying bus

4:07 no pyro, that's called "FORESHADOWING"

5:21 OF COURSE PYRO LIKES THE INFLATED PLANE

Seeing all the jokes and nods you put in now for big/fat Pyro never fails to make me laugh. You're a legend dude, never change.

It’s getting pretty bad for them. I work at a company that’s contracted to make engine components for GE that in turn sells them (their engines) to Boeing and because of all this GE/Boeing has pulled out of a major deal with the company I work for

He's scared of releasing the garten of banban 7 video

I’m scared of Pyro’s videos

8:16 plane inflation moment

I remember when the first 737's had to be grounded because of those crashes. At Prague International there was a lineup of so many Smartwing's 737's and they stood there for years.

Boeing will start using Pyro’s forehead as an airport runway

16:07 'FDA is waiting for approval"..... i want the drug pyro is on lol

The throwing coins into plane engines is a common occurrence on China. It wasn’t just once

Love the casual callback to the Pyrocynical incidents like it's now a mainstay. I knew you could do it Pyro 👍👍

even boeing's hitmen will feel sorry for pyro's hair

Rest in peace Pyro, the news said you died because of inflation.

amazing work on the intro with the monitor editors :D

Boeing is literally that picture of the dog in the burning house, except he is armed.

fly high pyroyou wont be missed

Pyro's acting surprised by anthro plane art, but we all know he knows

So happy to announce no more slop is going to be released on this channel!

Pyro is scared of Boeing like he ever leaves his room

Absolutely love that Pyro can only explain things with references 😭😭😭 never stop

loving the bully theme playing in the background while he talks about busty anthromorphized airplanes

nah bro i actually guessed what it would be about from the title lmaooo

These news are so old that I knew the whole story even before the guy got assassinated

I like to go back to this video once every year, it's been years but it feels like Pyro is still here

pyro has too much zest to be assassinated

Congrats on making it to 1M!

RIP Pyro. Despite him having been killed by a Boeing hitman, it's like he's still with us, yapping about slop.

This mans career is built off references

8:20 pyro is now on the acceptance phase of ~thicc~ grief

I love when you explained jumping, thank you

Banger video intro, interupted by adhd rambling 😂

Bro what on gods earth were you researching to find rule 34 airplane fanart💀

The dying light theme in the beginning is so fitting.

The amount of chronically online videogame and music references this man can fit into 1 video is mind blowing

The whistleblowers are looking down on you proudly Pyro, knowing that you are talking about anthro versions of planes in a video about them

First, just got off of a video of Courier Six snorting the funny with a beaver Second, DYING LIGHT

Pyro spends 26:22 minutes explaining what a whistle is

14:40 The fact that I was playing Peggle when he said that makes this 10x better (I do not work for Boeing)

I don’t think that Darkwood reference is how how callback jokes work Pyro 😂 that’s an inverse callback if anything

There’s some shady stuff going in with Boeing

the amount of inflation references dear god

You know Pyro just completely submitted to the bit when he just straight up starts flashing inflation pron in the video

Imagine taking a Boeing 737 MAX with Ryanair, that's a one way trip...

Employee of the year will go to agent 47.

Thank you Pyro... Before you made this video I was so scared to tell my parents that I liked slop and I too was a follower of the slopper of sloppington. I gathered my courage and told them, but I actually told them I edged to inflation art too! They accept me and my parents have now converted to slop as well.

I did not expect to hear the dying light music and forest plane when i clicked

Today, we mourn the loss of Pyro James Bartholomew Cynical after he died of self-inflicted car bomb at 8:46 this morning... He is lost but not forgotten 😔

I'm scared of looking at you

The dying light music in the intro was actually top tier

Lester is protecting Boeing by having Franklin take the whistle blowers out so he can keep his stock high

pyro trying to do anything but make the fear and hunger video, even trying to be assassinated

Bro I need to stop watching these videos. I have to fly 2 of these planes (777-300ER and 777-200) and me randomly coming across these videos about Boeing is ominous af

Whoever pyro choose edit this video, kudos for using Digimon 1 ost his last segment of pyro's slop

Slop makes the commisions go round

No way he managed to sneak in a PS5 comparison

i’m scared of pyros commissions

This video is essentially Pyro undergoing an adhd episode.

Piotrek in Darkwood attempts to make a rocket to fly into the sky. You aid him by giving him parts to build it. Sadly, he fails to launch the rocket and dies in a crash landing.

Thanks for making this video. I'm going on vacation with a plane soon and I'm kinda scared. At least now I know which plane not to pick. This also sounds like a pretty good topic for the TBH podcast.

thanks pyro for leaking cruelty squad 5 early

“It was just an accident” -smartest capitalist

I love how pro is making jokes the whole video to release his stress ❤

The intro music giving serious "So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers" vibes, love the slop content Pyro, keep up the good work.

Dying Light main menu music in the beginning OMEGALUL

I'm scared of pyros haircut

The Forest's main character is a Boeing whistleblower guys, it's confirmed now...

Unironically hardest intro you ever had. The forest and dying light are two of my favourites