I'M THE GUY 

The guy across the street just randomly threatens to punch you into unconsicousness for filming him. These are people who have never actually been in a fight where they got hit.

Geeeyttt back teeee werrk

The prying eyes from those at the Windows and in conjunction with the location gave this audit something of an early seventies aura possibly reminiscent of the cult movie "Doomwatch"!!

“i,ll put you to sleep “ what with his breath the lardy arse😂

I can never understand why someone would walk up to a camera and request not to be filmed.

It amazes me that people are willing to get hands on over the companies that they work for!

Does he believe his own bullshit? I’ll take you to court😊 😂😂

Jumped up yard attendant that did make me laugh

You’re the man alright

Be careful mark ,paul looks like the local hardman from the pub 😅

“Don’t come here with your camera or I will put you to sleep!” Do idiots like that realise what an empty threat that is? Like they have ever in their life put someone to sleep!

Hello Mark from sunny West Belfast 😎 🇮🇪👍🏻

This is simply a test for employees to know their stuff, and if they approach you in a professional way you are perfectly reasonable . Snag is there are so few companies that have trained their front of house staff on how to deal with photographers . Really Security firms SHOULD know the laws as part of their training IF they are professional security , but especially if they are SIA certificated . Sadly all too often Security staff WITH SIA accreditation have little , no , or confused knowledge of public photography rights , and often trespass ( which they fail to know is a Civil matter, and then go down a confrontational route and often unnecessarily involve the police ) SIA are more to blame than the staff are , it is SIA’s responsibility to prepare candidates for all eventualities across the broad range of duties they will be asked to do as accredited SIA security . ‘Auditors’ are at least forcing companies to investigate the competency of the staff they are being supplied with , and when they find that they are unprepared, they should take the matter up with SIA , otherwise nothing will be done to improve the quality of the training SIA provide . It matters not if the ‘Auditors’ are polite or rude , they all come across far too often staff who are not qualified for the job they are in . I don’t blame the Auditor , even if they are rude, a properly trained professional will deal with the situation calmly without being drawn into aggression or threats .

5:50 Looks at the woman with his 'hold me back' approach but she's just a little too late reacting to make it look convincing. MASSIVE FAIL! 🤣

Travis Perkins seem to actively encourage their staff to act like a scummy thug gang .. incredible .. won't be spending my money with them

*Love how the further you get away from the building the more they creep outside but when you walk back they all creep back behind the fence* 😂😂 *That's the power of a dangerous camera for you*

You don't have to be stupid to work here but it helps 👍

Nosey ! Thats what all these people are . They want to know everyones business and get agressive when someone doesnt tell them

Really encouraging to see that your subscription figures "are increasing"!!

Nichola is very matronly clucking and coaxing the wayward brood back to work . bet she is a handy dandy with sticky plasters .

Those cars on the pavement would have got one of my tickets mate😂😂😂 great stuff again buddy.. B.E.V.😁👍

Mark has really ramped up his game! Quickly becoming one of the most important auditors out there !

Fair play you really know how to get people to bite 😂

18:32 I will put you to sleep with a powerpoint presentation 😴

Always makes me laugh when a guy earning less than £15 an hour thinks he’s going to engage with a lawyer costing £500 an hour. Hilarious

Peek a boo. Cuchi cuchi coo. 🤣🤣🤣

He’s the guy guys

That useless Woman was definitely a TP political appointment 😂

He was instantly trying to resort to violence, shocking behaviour from that company

Travis Perkins, you have lowered your standards? Why is your staff so untrained? I'll make sure my company STOPS buying and renting from you (London based). Thank your employees. We don't do business with unqualified companies.

Only 5 minutes in and already telling them to get back te wurk 😂 Hilarious when the guy came peeping around the corner right on cue 😂 Yet again Mark, a brilliant video! 👍🏻

Let's go mark 🤜👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I hope this footage gets sent to travis Perkins HQ. Obviously they don’t have the work to keep them in work. So maybe they should get rid of the dead weight.

Threatens to knock him out, then lights up a cigarette 🚬 😂

The Branch Manager is Dean Mitchell. I wonder if he knows that Nicola in Customer Services is telling members of the public that SHE is the Branch Manager.

UkMTT -By far one of the best auditors . Psychology, body language, human interaction and speech/words ...its all an education . You can learn a great deal from watching. Thank you Mark massive respect to you for your work 👏👏👏

Was Travis Perkins called Sandell Perkins a few years ago ??. Great audit. I'll bet Paul hasn't been in a fight since he was 13. 😂😂. Your Audits are as good as comedy central. New Zealand is impressed.

Holy shit at 3 min 59 sec zoom in, its the hills have eyes guy again, or his brother....

From Mark to another, I am very proud of you, Mark! You are single handedly going to make the UK economy skyrocket, what with all those people getting back to work! I find myself all the time saying, "Get your asses back to work! The lot of ya, get back to work!" and darned if I don't get back to work myself. I'm in the USA, so them in the UK had better get back to work, or we might be outworking ya'll over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mark really is becoming an auditor star up there with AB and Charlie Vietch...a very brave operator ❤

Paul shouldn't be allowed to work anywhere

Try a silent audit see how they like that😉👍🏻🇦🇺👈

I've worked for TP once upon a time absolutely awful company. They think it's still 1987

Huge respect MTT. Im loving your work, i love your quick thinking and the silences lol

I love how the first thing they all ask is "is everything ok?" 😂

4 members of travis perkins staff just stood around doing fu.kall. wish l could earn easy money like that lot. Well done again mark great video.

Love how you dish it out as good as you get it

Haha you are the best Mark. Don’t leave us again pal👍

fine example off Travis Perkins hope the bosses are proud of there staff learn the law

The day that John put Paul's hi vis on and became the hard-man for the day.

Are they working whilst claiming benefits? 🤔🤔🤔

Paul get back to work

I love how you psychologically ridicule and crush them. You should work for us!

Grinder Boy😂

I hoped you would have walked back down to their gate. Seeing them scurry was tops.

I will ko you out good advertising for these companies keep up the good work Mark grown ups hiding behind corners hope you are watching Travis perkins good way to advertise your company they are all over the country .

Travis Pokings.

That MKM place is so well kept and spick & span, you could almost eat your lunch off their paving stones ! 😋

Are you the guy 🤔🤣🤣

PMSL bakk ti wekkk all o ye !!!!

Action Energy guy definitely a GRINDR boy with his craft ale styled beard🧔😂

Coochie coochie coochie coo guys!!

Not very good publicity for Travis Perkins

Interesting....on the company website it lists Steve Ellwood as Branch Manager, not the Nicola character that claimed to be in the video here?

BACK TAE WURK😂

no wonder he works for TP bet he sweeps up well hope TP see these great staff

The big yin at the beginning gets benefits Paul is his name you will get in trouble lol Mark.

O no again, its the yellow power jacket brigade

Oh it's a dangerous camera 😂

You’re not the guy. You’re the man! 😂

Maybe they suspected corporate espionage. Worried you were trying to uncover how many sugars in a cuppa or the mixture of fried foods in a butty that leads to such competitive productivity. When they’re not harassing people on the street of course.

Classic 😂😂

Travis Perkins, nuff said.

I think he was going to sue you for stealing his soul with your camera. 😊

What’s wrong with people a camera is an extension of your eyes ffs

Your 1 funny fuka. Love your crack. Has me 😂 crying mate

There’s some hints of Choochter in that accent 😅😅

Travis Perkins staff are a bit aggressive … not a great look for the company swearing etc

Yeah MKM are getting well known in Scotland ,for there reasonable priced materials

Think they own everything - jerks

😂😂😂 Back to work 😂

What a legend keep on annoying all those idiots 🎉

Make my day these videos

Paul the banksman, or *dogman* as they say in Australia (someone who points to where a crane load is to go).

I am curious as to why they have a Christmas tree up!

Have got no money but il take u to court

David Attenborough told me that Lemmings have a keen sense of eyesight, so keen that when they see their own reflection in the lens of the camera they think it's a hostile threat to the Lemming pod. Hence they gather in groups to protect themselves. Meercats are different but cuter.

Too funny

Laughing my ass off ❤

You are kind of aggressive! I do love it though!😅

Hihihihi there he is MR SCEAKY ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

Get one of those covers for your Mic so we can hear what you are saying.

🤣🤣🤣 brilliant audit pmsl

I'm the guy, I'm the guy, guys

Am 6.12 In and love it already

Stone Age paul

Get your arse back to work…love it.

SLACKERS! Back ter wok!!

just kick the ball paul

These are class u need 2 get a drone aswel be next level