I Made A Giant 30-Pound Burger 

Dabbing penguin7 isn’t that the place where if you’re over 400lbs you eat for free in front of the entire restaurant?

Yeah, I heard somewhere that massive foods are linked to massive coronaries

@@roggydorn6689 Yeah, I have been there actually!

Cloudy and the chance is scary u know why? Cause it's raining carbs

Isn’t that what tasty was made for

I dont get it

@@sevszs oh soo basically the kids in the back are less noticed by teacher they could be having a buffet and nobody knows so they are saying that they be eating stuff like in vid

@@todayssunshine9234 0hhhh ol thx

Inilah orang kurang ajar berikutnya

@@sevszs ur welcome sorry for not seeing ur comment

u gotta get a 10min vid bro

lmao ikr

what if?

i did

SURAH AL MULK In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful. Blessed is He in whose hand is dominion, and He is over all things competent - [He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed - and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving - [And] who created seven heavens in layers. You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency. So return [your] vision [to the sky]; do you see any breaks? Then return [your] vision twice again. [Your] vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued. And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze. And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination. When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up. It almost bursts with rage. Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, “Did there not come to you a warner?” They will say,” Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, ‘Allah has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.'” And they will say, “If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze.” And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation for the companions of the Blaze. Indeed, those who fear their Lord unseen will have forgiveness and great reward. And conceal your speech or publicize it; indeed, He is Knowing of that within the breasts. Does He who created not know, while He is the Subtle, the Acquainted? It is He who made the earth tame for you - so walk among its slopes and eat of His provision - and to Him is the resurrection. Do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not cause the earth to swallow you and suddenly it would sway? Or do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not send against you a storm of stones? Then you would know how [severe] was My warning. And already had those before them denied, and how [terrible] was My reproach. Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in? None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful. Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing. Or who is it that could be an army for you to aid you other than the Most Merciful? The disbelievers are not but in delusion. Or who is it that could provide for you if He withheld His provision? But they have persisted in insolence and aversion. Then is one who walks fallen on his face better guided or one who walks erect on a straight path? Say, “It is He who has produced you and made for you hearing and vision and hearts; little are you grateful.” Say, “It is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.” And they say, “When is this promise, if you should be truthful?” Say, “The knowledge is only with Allah, and I am only a clear warner.” But when they see it approaching, the faces of those who disbelieve will be distressed, and it will be said, “This is that for which you used to call.” Say, [O Muhammad], “Have you considered: whether Allah should cause my death and those with me or have mercy upon us, who can protect the disbelievers from a painful punishment?” Say, “He is the Most Merciful; we have believed in Him, and upon Him we have relied. And you will [come to] know who it is that is in clear error.” Say, “Have you considered: if your water was to become sunken [into the earth], then who could bring you flowing water?”

@@Zenwarrior851 random💀

Erm actually 5 ☝️🤓

@@cooperschwartz318 I want to devore this burger rn.

@@cooperschwartz318Who asked Nerd?

But Anyways, I want that Damn Burger

Yes

Nghị Quang have you met daily dose of internet

Matt Stonie : *Am I a joke to you ?*

@Nghị Quang can't you just search him ?

It is

Matt stonie be like: mate yall need friends to eat that?

This comment is soo underrated

Job Bob I thought I was clicking on a Matt stonie video

WOWOWOWOWOW

kingmali same😂

How’d it go?

you’ve gotta update us

OP pls did you do it?!?

@@somefreshbread Yeah lol She was so excited. I may make it a tradition for her birthday.

Dude, you just made history in your family ;D

@Bobbi lou Sonnie go back from where you came from

This is accurate

Which Alvin me or your step dad

josh boi oh cuz I don’t know this youtuber and that’s my name alvin

@@menamejeffhi3493 stfu Wtf with u

A roblox fan

It's secret not secet

I was going to SAY THAT

Secret sauce like everybody knows how to make

@ChickenOverload lol wtf 😂

Yes awwww so happy

um ma,am what does finna mean ?

‘Going to’

Nyasha Victorine 😂😂👍🏽

Going to cry**** not finna

Moto Moto what’s ur name

@@iqrafaisal5546 names so nice you have to say it twice

Moto Moto that’s the Big Mac sauce ingredients

A_person 0719 but I have the feeling I know that person because I know someone with he same picture and name on google account

Moto moto do u really like me? Lmfao

He really loves burgers. Guess that compensates the lack of liking to cakes.

Not even Randy from trailer park boys?

He’s cooking it himself that’s why

Dominic Monterey yeah I don’t really like cake either I’d rather have a 🍔 as cake

Um Sydnee it’s called being a m e r i c a n

Deetje MSP lol😂😂😂

You said nothings

you: *yeets burger to his face*

@@xenophobica6106 r/facepalm

Martin Hilario ik what he meant just trying to make another joke on it

Stolen

Don't steal comments boomer, we know you can't be sarcastic

8bitgamerkid You know not only 1 person out of all of the 7 billion people will type that right?

Boopydoopty lol

I don’t get it

I know right!💛

Truer words have never been spoken in the history of youtube🙏🏻

Yep👌👍

So True

Who else thins he is like sundee

Lmao

True

Me and my friends sneak food

Me: yes eating bugs🦟🦗🕷🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🐝🕷

@@sarahperkins9847 wtf

THAT'S A THICK CLOTTED BRAIN *STROKE TIME*

What a way to go though!

Thats a thick heart

Just put in hard hours at the gym my man!

LOL TRUE

Also known as a not a real burger.

I thought it was just a hamburger 🤔

Hanzo Tikashi: One would think.

A burger without a bun is a terrorist without a gun

Lol

LOL i died at that part 😂😂😂

COW has left the chat.

VEGETARIAN has left the chat.

Salima😋🍔

Dezmyn Talamaivao u ruined the joke

Lol

Is it his brothers birthday?

Naom Mad did you watch the video?

@@natashalongley3517 yea I realized after rewatching he didn't say bro in the text

Will...My name is nobody😁

Hey I said happy birthday victor!

Make it a gallon size please? 😂

Don't you mean 30 gallons?

@@GI4OD nah only about two gallons At least for me When I used to eat I wouldn't have that much soda with it

Bruuh wtf no lol It's rlly not like that XD

it’s not really like that, but ok

what situation is this

Tomer Ben Yakar when youre at mcdonalds probably

@@sarahb3nyakar if your making burgers or ordering or whatever you're only allowed to eat one burger

It's a rap. Lol.

@@BlackPeggy i see that

the ratio is secret

NOT SECRET SAUCE!

Copy

Lol my name is alvin

"There is no secret"

I was searching for this comment 😂😂

*HE'S MISSING THE PINCH OF SPRITE CRANBERRY HE USED*

1000 island sauce

For 14 pounds of meat, he was being really skimpy with the sauce - use the whole bowl.

"Secret"

bro same, my guy spitting fax i hate when you finish the burger and theres a left over sliver of bread with a glop of mayo and ketchup and you dont want to eat it cuz it seems nasty but also you dont want to waste food so you end up giving it to the dog or just resort to eating it

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Lol....😂😂

I think there is a sauce that is called that

There's another comment that's the exact same as yours but it's older so.. You know what time it is C o P I E d C o M m E N T

Ok subbed

Who need cake when you have *THIS*

Matteo Roblox World Eslacty?

*I know you did not just say cake during these times* 💀

I ate a cupcake as a cake. Sly, it was huge

Dyson X 666 likes…

mutsawsahe zembe lol xd

Burgers really aren't even that bad for you, just depends on how you make them.

@@BrandonM10 not true, most are hecka bad for u

Lamb Gaming It is true, burgers are really healthy if u somehow add healthy ingredients into it.

@@anixaaa Adding healthy ingredients to an unhealthy burger just raises calories somewhat

Lol I was thinking about that

Probably most cooking show

Cause that's not exactly a secret sauce. And anyone who has made it will recognize the flavor after tasting it, and it's not like he is selling these at a restaurant or anything.

It's bc that's what they call it in cuisine I think

Skenjin it's sold in shops nowadays

only a spoonful

Marcus N but it has 2 patties so it’s not a single burger

comically large burger

XcreedPolis lol

I’m the 1,000 like

no cap

Lol

True lmao

Would take him atleast 1-2 hours if sliced

So true dude

*can you help my channel get to 1000 subscribers?*

tony bostick whatttt 😂😂😂

@@yankeesforever121 but you don't even post anymore so why should he?

A BURBUR

@@yankeesforever121 No.

Kurt Torejos k

Kurt Torejos I’m your 100 🙂

Kurt Torejos lmao so true

_“Alvin the type of guy you would want to be _*_boyfriends*_*_ with”_ FTFY ☺️🥰👍🏾

Winston Mcgee woah chill bruh

Ver ._. Yeah Alvin is great at telling *secrets*

At least he didn't say exactly how much of each 0_o

@@lunahetfield I'm a Gryffindor too!

its not about the ingredients its about how to make the secret sauce

He would be the worst sponge bob ever

thats messed up😂

What about rie

People with dirty minds thing me mean his hot dog I want a hot dog no a chile dog

Right, i thought the same thing

Yeah cause he isn't white

yes, thats the joke

And pickle juice

That’s what I call fancy sauce. (4inchs of Mayo half of that for ketchup and half of that for mustard then mix well)

hoszoxd I think that mustard and ketchup is already good but I hate mayo

R/wooosh

@Gs Arize 😂😂

Oh Alvin!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆

Dead

ah shit here we go again*

😂😂😂

And the recommended videos are all food related RU-vid is evil

I cry every time

i can relate

Same

@@DASPRiD damn, u might be right

Idk but I am too

Ikr😂😂

Me too i think we are self harming :/

My stomack is so empty right now... I NEED TO EATTTT

Same I haven’t eaten in 7 hours

FACTS

hard facts bro

McDonald's **

One whole bag of whole by the talkies

So true xD

The lady would have got hepatitis.

1v1 me in fortnite my brother is the coach for our fortnite team at my shcool. AND MY GRANDMA SAID I'M BETTER THAN HER 😤🤬😈👿

Emma Guan yasss he hungy

@Wildlonewolf Playz he is big chungus

You toasted the buns bro???

Marshall Eriksen

Oof

Awww I’m so so so sorry

@@lavyasen943 this person just want attention

There isn't

He says that literally 0.2 seconds after he says the first line and that’s what makes it funnier

_Sees this_ Kid: *hold my **-beer-** caprison*

any small youtubers wanna support eachother 💕💕

IBALIDERPFACE 😂

Holy damn thats alot of likes... thx guys

@@ibaliderpface421 Why would a kid drink beer?

slats that is totally funny

IKR

It is what it is

DjthegameR it ezzzzzzzzz what it ezzzzzzzz

Ya doctor From the 1820's lol

thatchickwiththehair ANY SMALL RU-vidRS WANNA SUPPORT EACHOTHER

Same

Well I just ate 30 chicken wings and somehow feel like I hate burgers

@@iamkaleep First thing first, how dafuq u ate 30 chicken wings in one fking meal. I can only deal with half of them.

@fiona murphy you 2 xD

@@yuxuanliu799 Well I hadn't eaten anything in like 3 days all i did was drink water

😂😂😂

ha ha ha ha ha ha 😅

I was looking for a comment that had to do with coronavirus and i found it:3

LOL

😂😂😂

XD ikr

Haha i’m making it

Ikr!

LOL

Hmm

nah I'm still here lol

Who even invited them?

Zarah Bartha bruh, it’s a joke. Chill

@@twistedrazor4730 Ikr

I have left the chat why because lactose intolerant allergic to beef and can't have a lot glutton at once like I can eat half a bagel but if I have more I get a bad reaction

I call my friend gut boss to make fun of him but he could seriously finish this

Albinator lmao he would.

Facts

he can eat you in 10 min

no he will finish it in 1 minute

matt stonie should be able to eat this under 5 mins with that blackhole in his stomach

Matt Stonie: *_You guys are getting paid?_*

John goodman

John Goodman also

zohil diu

Well, he didn't say the ratio. Even some restaurants say what's in their food but the ratio is what you need to get it right.

Its just mayonnaise and cheese duhhhh

JJUnboxing I came down to the comments to say that and the first comment was literally it😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

@@karinafedorov7298 same...