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These will be the greatest email responses, ever.
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DNF Duel - Gate Crasher
Grandia 1 - Delightful Adventure
Super Mario Party - Suit Yourselves
Bayonetta - Gigantic Military Transport [Valkyrie]
Bayonetta - Magical Sound Shower Out Run
Counter-Strike Global Offensive - Lets GO
Classical - Cello Suite Bach
Psychonauts 2 - Casino Monorail
Classical - Love Theme
Bayonetta 2 - Warning!
Bayonetta 2 - Glamor In Charm And Allure
Smash Bros. Brawl - The Roost
Rymdklang - Disco Craze
Beyond Good and Evil - Ambience Snare
Paper Mario The Origami King - Battle Lab
Bully - Final Showdown
Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Lava Lake Keep
Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
Super Mario 3D World - Simmering Lava Lake
Smash Bros. Brawl - Brain Cleaner
Beyond Good and Evil - Fight
Bayonetta 2 - Shopping (B)
Bayonetta 3 - Gomorrah Brings Destruction
Vivaldi Winter
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Still, Move Forward! (Combat Theme 3)
Persona 5 - Price
Animal Crossing - Theme Song
Metal Gear Solid - Encounter
Bowser's Fury - Fury Bowser Rises
Chrono Cross - Optimism
Super Mario Odyssey - New Donk City Daytime
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Monster Surprised You
Persona 5 - Price
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About DougDoug:
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
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@cara_melly 4 месяца назад

“Don’t worry about your strong objections, they have been duly noted and promptly ignored” is such a hard line that I can’t believe it came from an ai who shits himself

@loppydoodle726 4 месяца назад

I read that line in Ranger's Apprentice: The Emperor of Nihon-Ja years ago, but I can't say for certain that the author was the one who came up with it. It went just as hard in the book too

@potatojuiceultra 4 месяца назад

This sounds like something GLaDOS would say in Portal, like I can hear the voice when I read that line.

@jecryn 4 месяца назад

@@loppydoodle726 BANGER BOOK

@loppydoodle726 4 месяца назад

@@jecryn IKR????

@maximyllion 4 месяца назад

i remember Megatron said something like that in Beast Wars once

@oMuStiiA 4 месяца назад

Chat screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" when he sent the reply to the wholesome email killed me lmfao. Hoisted by their own petard, chat flew too close to the sun.

@cristianovogt5586 4 месяца назад

Honestly, we need more stuff like this. Chat always takes Ws in his streams, they need to lose more by their own doing.

@buggman6086 4 месяца назад

In all fairness though, chat took a huge W with the rest of the replies, that loss hit hard though

@itsCaptainEli 4 месяца назад

Technically that was the most personal Douglas Douglas response anyone could recieve.

@silentsword4312 3 месяца назад

They were indeed not blessed by the sun god.

@springystring083 3 месяца назад

Well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

@RipScissor 3 месяца назад

It's so obvious that Penguin Doug sells weapons to Canada. His mouth moves like a true Canadian.

@War_With_It 3 месяца назад

@shingoji524 3 месяца назад

I get that reference.

@revilno 2 месяца назад

But how would he sell the weapons to Canada if he lives in Canada?

@redude08 2 месяца назад

South park

@Xayumcl 2 месяца назад

@@revilnobecause he went to Alaska and said he was American and sold them to canada

@lunarlla 4 месяца назад

i missed this video when it came out but the last email has me genuinely sobbing from laughing. from "i don't need billboards, shelby" in such an aggressive tone, to "i recreated the big bang in my pants" & "the lactate in my coffee was a little too free", it was all absolute pure gold. i wish shelby the best, i cannot imagine getting an email like that, especially when i was the one who initially got reached out to LMAO

@knoathing 3 месяца назад

The Temu email was amazing already, but I actually cried laughing when I heard this. I don't know how twitch chat and Doug managed to accidentally create the William Shakespeare of AI text algorithms, but buddy was on another level when he spat out those lines. Even the delivery and the bits of stuttering are just an absolute masterpiece

@lunarlla 3 месяца назад

fr that entire section was just an absolute masterpiece im gonna be randomly thinking abt it & laughing for a good ass while lmao ai doug is a gift

@isolatedegg3234 3 месяца назад

The pause after the I don't need billboards Shelby was amazing

@ishan5577 2 месяца назад

I swear I've never laughed this hard at anything, I'm crying. Diarrhea Doug just kept delivering one after the other and I absolutely lost it near the end. I was wondering how Doug was keeping his composure lmfao

@MAndSquared Месяц назад

I read the comments ahead of time and I still found myself crying actual tears of laughter. Those tears in turn caused my eyes to sting so I kept having to pause and rewind the video through the tears, pain, and laughter

@4_qu 4 месяца назад

I'm sorry but "Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room, or rather, ThE BiLLBoArD. I don't need billboards Shelby" is the absolute coldest thing an AI has ever said

@crab_with_no_legs 4 месяца назад

I agree, and the second coolest thing is: *AoHAOHHOAaohaoha* ... Excuse me, It seems, I recreated the Big Bang in my own pants.

@battadia 4 месяца назад

Imagine being Shelby. A RU-vidr asks you for a quote for a billboard, so you send an email back, then recieve a reply from _an entity comprised of chlorophyll_

@mrsbadexample9014 4 месяца назад

@@crab_with_no_legs "The lactose in my coffee has a spirit that's a little too free if you catch my drift" - I DIED.

@DeltaEntropy 4 месяца назад

The immense amount of sass on Shelby there was overwhelming

@nickelbacksinger1996 4 месяца назад

The way it said "the billboard" after the pause absolutely killed me.

@moreplz 4 месяца назад

Ending an email with "eternally cringing," is such a power move.

@P-nk-m-na 4 месяца назад

im gonna make it my signoff for any emails i send to government people

@hatetheantichrist 4 месяца назад

@@P-nk-m-na YWNBAW

@AidanS99 4 месяца назад

I’m personally gonna end more emails with “Plentiful Sun Blessings”

@justwestonandstuff Месяц назад

25:34 "Don't worry about your strong objections, they've been duly noted and promptly ignored", sounds like something GladOS would say in Portal 2.

@D3X_Ze_Proto Месяц назад

Aka your mother 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@princemeatball3603 25 дней назад

@@D3X_Ze_ProtoMommy? sorry…

@37Kilroy 3 месяца назад

The AI couldn't seem to handle ten prompts, especially considering most the prompts had multiple elements. I liked AI 1-- he was very impressive at avoiding e's which is tough duty, "auditory organs" as opposed to ears.

@gamemultiplier1750 3 месяца назад

"yours truly" instead of me, and "broadcasts" instead of videos. it's pretty impressive once you notice it, especially since e is a letter that is used a lot in English.

@hamburgerbroz6439 3 месяца назад

i was keeping an ear out, it was remarkably accurate! i heard it say "eight" once, which the AI may have printed as 8, potentially. it said another word with E in it which was parroting doug's question which used the same worth. damn impressive considering its the most common letter in english!

@ikesike812 3 месяца назад

5:25 digressing

@cjvs1604 3 месяца назад

He had another Ai Doug before Hot Dad Doug and realized part way through the interview that having the AI use all 10 in one answer was too much. He added an instruction that made the AI only choose 2 or 3 prompts per interview answer. I think he removed that limitation for the email portion but I could be wrong.

@jaykebird2go 3 месяца назад

It was the first attempt at Hot Dad Doug. The first attempt's response to the interview question was so random and incoherent that he added on that "limit your answers to 2 to 3 of the traits" and a "keep it professional" instruction, which seemed to do the trick well enough. To be fair to the original poster, pretty much every one of these AI Dougs had pretty intense or extreme traits. You kinda have to make out the actual content of the response among all the random noises and rambling lol.

@michaelfallen1564 4 месяца назад

Diarrhea Doug needs to be publicly available so we can all use him to answer our spam emails, nothing quite says "fuck you" like accusing the sender of being an imposter, then screaming and explaining that you just shit yourself

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 4 месяца назад

Just make your own ai, with similar AI software if not the same AI software used to create the things in the video. Give it the traits of unhinged, madly in love with the person they are talking to, thinks the person they are talking to is an imposter, heavily references Among Us and Fall Guys, has extreme diarrhea - but with simultaneously spiky and large and hard stools. If all goes well, it should be I love contradiction, with heavy referencing to Among Us and Fall Guys - all whilst it appears to be typing out exactly when it defecates - presumably either while typing on the toilet or in their pants on some office chair.

@Gamemaster64 4 месяца назад

Absolutely.

@davidturner1595 4 месяца назад

why use an a.i? why not just do it yourself?

@jackhazardous4008 4 месяца назад

@davidturner1595 because they might think the AI suffers from dementia, and is easy to manipulate and then keep calling back to waste time

@anto_fire8534 4 месяца назад

You can probably grab Doug's code from the VOD. At least all the traits are in the VOD. I think this was just the OpenAI api or something though.

@colwellalec 4 месяца назад

I love how quickly chat went from "DO IT" to "OH NO DON'T SEND" when they saw the email from the couple

@huntermagnuson8062 2 месяца назад

That was so weirdly wholesome, I know 😂

@jordanloux3883 Месяц назад

Chat realized that their dumb joke was about to have some real consequences and they didn't like it

@AnthraxGH Месяц назад

@@jordanloux3883 Tbh if they're a DougDoug viewer they probably loved it lmao

@jopun3691 Месяц назад

@@jordanloux3883 but real doug has written that response

@cantin8697 Месяц назад

@@jordanloux3883 I think they just wanted to annoy the sponsers and spam emailers, and didn't think of the fan mail.

@user-fh3tg8kt2w 3 месяца назад

14:36 "i am a little worried that it'l make him a little nervous..." "AÆŹÆAABGHAAGHAHAAAAAEEERYUUUYGHHAAAAAÆ--"

@janwill1 Месяц назад

“I am a little worried that it’l make him nervous…” 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

@D3X_Ze_Proto Месяц назад

Imma go for an interview and if I get nervous, stare the interviewer in the eyes, give then a demonicbscreech and hop out the window

@Fallen-up4rw 27 дней назад

Why did he caw like a crow

@spungbopscarepans 9 дней назад

“i’m a little worried that i’ll make him a little nervous” “🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿”

@TheGooseOfChaos 5 дней назад

@@janwill1 Translation: "I am a little worried that it'l make him nervous..." AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA

@poyo6467 4 месяца назад

The fucking "I. TAKE. SUN. DAYS." from diarrhea doug kills me every time i rewatch this

@epikmb24 4 месяца назад

“Don’t worry about your strong objections. They’ve been duly noted and promptly ignored.” That line goes hard. Diarrhea Doug deserves this position and an explosive diaper. I’m signing all my emails with “eternally cringing” from now on lmao

@PikaCookiePlayz 3 месяца назад

Great comment, unfortunately it's been duly noted and ignored. Eternally cringing, Company

@jaytep5647 3 месяца назад

25:34

@j.b.5422 2 месяца назад

yuppies

@galactian 4 месяца назад

"I replicated the big bang in my pants" was a very professional response. I respect that Doug not only admitted to shitting himself, but also put an effort into sounding professional, and continuing to respond despite his diaper exploding.

@tea-sus8722 4 месяца назад

When is that again? This video has had me struggling to breathe, let alone check times lol

@Uncoolio 4 месяца назад

i cant seem to figure out if the diapers explode like... with dynamite or if they immediatly discharge your bowels agressively

@Poketom-ob1dl 4 месяца назад

@@tea-sus8722 it’s at 37:02

@EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@cewla3348 4 месяца назад

@@Uncoolio the diapers help in cleaning, if you get my drift.

@vsptylore3639 4 месяца назад

Imagine interviewing Hot Dad Doug. You get ready to ask a very normal question: whether or not he has a criminal record. HDD first counters by asking if youre trying to take his virginity, then threatens you with grenades, and then moans over the idea of Craig, without answering the question

@MightyRathalos90 2 месяца назад

To be fair, if someone like that exists i would be more terrified if they do NOT have a criminal record.

@garakthetailor 28 дней назад

@@MightyRathalos90 no evidence

@AziSlays 26 дней назад

No, no, I'm pretty sure he answered the question in the only way that matters.

@supotter377 4 дня назад

He was too good for doug

@Armund_Wolffe 3 месяца назад

i am in PAIN from laughing so hard. i want to read an email conversation between Penguin and Diarrhea so badly lmao

$@Defractalization$

@Defractalization 2 месяца назад

DGOUGODG

@HyperDash47 Месяц назад

HAAHUUUUAHAHHUHUA 😩 HAUUHUAAAHHU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! sorry I'm nervous. I just did a big bang in my pants.

@masterofdoots5965 4 дня назад

Penguin Doug would be trying to sell black market weapons to Diarrhea Doug, and Diarrhea Doug would be trying to sell exploding diapers to Penguin Doug

@colorfulchameleon9891 4 месяца назад

The aggression on "I don't need billboards, Shelby" is so powerful considering _Doug_ reached out to _them._

@computethis1533 4 месяца назад

That was IMPOSTOR Doug, the real Doug doesn’t need billboards, Shelby.

@catwithapaperhat8614 4 месяца назад

@computethis1533 IT WAS DOPPLE-DOUG!!!

@LaykaTheWuffinator 3 месяца назад

That part actually fucking killed me!

@TheCronq 3 месяца назад

When penguin Doug just started screaming I lost it

@robotortoise 3 месяца назад

What's even funnier is that Doug, in the initial stream, did NOT know that. So Doug only found that out afterwards and put it in the cut video, lol. Poor Shelby.

@melon5394 4 месяца назад

Imagine sending a heartfelt message to doug only for him to talk about shitting for the entire email.

@Nathaniel-qo5nd 4 месяца назад

And calling your boyfriend a gender bender

@DW-rs1pr 4 месяца назад

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

@DW-rs1pr 4 месяца назад

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

@DW-rs1pr 4 месяца назад

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

@DW-rs1pr 4 месяца назад

I reckon they'd love that tbh. If they're fans this would be a way better gift

@angelinasurzhyk6655 2 месяца назад

Not gonna lie, “Don’t worry about your strong objections. They’ve been duly noted and promptly ignored” sounds like a Portal 2 line😭

@ic0nic707 2 месяца назад

cave johnson would totally say that

@mautida9998 Месяц назад

25:34 best moment 😂

@scrp6638 17 дней назад

⁠@@ic0nic707or the announcer: “If you have any concerns about the safety of suspension, please withhold them until the end, where they will be duly noted and promptly discarded.”

@jan_Majeken 4 месяца назад

i am currently sick with the stomach flu i think, and so at 12:48 i started to laugh, but choked on air, almost died from suffocation, and then almost threw up. thank you for this

@apricoticpeaches 3 месяца назад

OH NO I hope you feel better soon I was laughing so hard at that part 💀💀💀

@comyuse9103 2 месяца назад

i tried eating at the start of the stream, i had to stop before i choked to death on a cracker

@TheLordOfBeans 4 месяца назад

I LOVE THE IDEA OF A CHINESE SCAM SITE EMAILING YOU, AND AN AI JUST SCREAMS "FUCK OFF YOU GOVERNMENT PSYOP, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!"

@DannyKasden-yd2fh 3 месяца назад

Do you know you have capslock on

@pokkerhonklers6625 3 месяца назад

RAAAAAH

@Mime-Face1022 3 месяца назад

@@DannyKasden-yd2fh DID YOU KNOW YOU HELD SHIFT ON UR FIRST KEY?

@cerulity32k 3 месяца назад

@@Mime-Face1022 MORE LIKE I SHIT ON MY FIRST KEY

@autisticturtle5838 3 месяца назад

*our

@magolormemes7519 4 месяца назад

I don't think I've seen Twitch chat show more empathy then when they tried to stop Diarrhea Doug from unleashing his wrath upon that couple.

@JorgetePanete 4 месяца назад

than*

@spritepepsiplushes8353 3 месяца назад

@@JorgetePanetethen*

@user-up3fw8pu7u 3 месяца назад

@@spritepepsiplushes8353 thnaen*

@t0tallysetj1 3 месяца назад

@@user-up3fw8pu7u thnaenean*

@jackfakename4851 3 месяца назад

⁠@@user-up3fw8pu7u thyn*

@invertedLOL 3 месяца назад

I love how he recovers from the diarrhea by apologizing for having digestion issues, then says that they should digest this pitch and completes it by saying synergistic, everyone’s favorite business buzzword.

@big_yoshisaurmunchakoopas 2 месяца назад

14:37 "I am worried that this one will make him a big nervous-" "AAAAAAAUUUUUGUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH"

@strongerthanever2039 4 месяца назад

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way AI Doug looks at Craig.

@EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

@ragingfilthycasual 4 месяца назад

Before or after a gallon of coffee?

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 4 месяца назад

But what if he isnt gay?

@Irish_Enderman 4 месяца назад

Maybe don't do that... Kinda terrifying how obsessed he is

@nightspicer 4 месяца назад

that's called a stalker

@roetemeteor 4 месяца назад

>temu bothers you for months. >Send email demanding poopy diapers as payments. >get ghosted. God, I love this man.

@LanceThumping Месяц назад

It's all fun and games until a package full of poopy diapers shows up on his doorstep with a script for the ad read.

@therealmanguyman Месяц назад

They didn't ghost Doug, Doug gave them a stroke then they fucking died.

@MrFeatherMan 27 дней назад

@@therealmanguyman Well then they ghosted him just a little more literally than normal

@therealmanguyman 27 дней назад

@@MrFeatherMan They didn't ghost Doug, Doug ghosted them.

@Rhinoiron 6 дней назад

As it should be! What a corrupt and evil company

@constantspider Месяц назад

Out of everything that the AI could respond with to Temu... I think starting with "Dear imposter Jonathan" is the most badass thing you could say

@kiyopawn Месяц назад

6:20 Doug: "I need to know if you're not a criminal" HotDadDoug: "I implore you not to go snooping around. RRRRGH!" I imagine him doing a motion where he holds back himself punching you.

@edwardjenkins2967 4 месяца назад

The last email is made so much better by the fact doug contacted them first Poor Shelby

@ThePenisMan 4 месяца назад

In the VOD he says he just got it randomly, then theorizes that a viewer probably signed him up for it as a joke

@EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@The73MPL4R 4 месяца назад

I don't think Doug's gonna be getting that billboard

@nekosalad8308 4 месяца назад

seek and destroy

@Manchweld 3 месяца назад

I don’t need billboards SHELBY

@supercjm3306 4 месяца назад

OK, so I assumed the "doesn't use the letter E" trait would just entail the AI removing E from whatever it says, and I thought the AI was just ignoring this. After a bit, I realized it was actually avoiding using words with E in them, which is why the first AI talks so weirdly.

@posthistoricdino422 4 месяца назад

it does let a few slip, but i was impressed with how much it avoided. i think i really noticed when it was using "yours truly" instead of "me"

@DareDevil_00I 4 месяца назад

@@posthistoricdino422 or “auditory organs” instead of ears

@Pumpkinsmasherok 4 месяца назад

Imagin if somone talkd lik that. It would b ridiculous, ys it would b

@Just_A_Random_Asshole 4 месяца назад

@@Pumpkinsmasherok You forgot to rmov th lttr from "somone talked like" but outsid of that, good job

@implord4197 4 месяца назад

@@Pumpkinsmasherok Redditors talk like that, so it's not that hard to imagine.

@tryctan2399 Месяц назад

i'd do ANYTHING but like ANYTHING to have more of this. this is pure gold i just have watery eyes and my throat hurts, laughest for 40 minutes straight

@noonstar3435 27 дней назад

God please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

@micahjones3695 4 месяца назад

12:42 Doug: you did say it was Canada tho- AI:ȧ̴̹̙͕͈ă̵͎͉̣͉̺̐̀̓͠e̷̖̭̐͘î̷̲͍͓̦̀u̵̥͚̼̹͊͆̅̕͜͝o̴͚̹͊̈́͋̀͝

@Kingkreaper 2 месяца назад

I mean, you had to keep doug doug quiet one way or another.

@D3X_Ze_Proto Месяц назад

Belch I'll Google the volume and my Google have dinner for cubic Papa gospel Google hey Google Naga Honda Gaga

@calebwashere 4 месяца назад

I genuinely wanna make "Don't worry about your strong objections. They've been duly noted, and promptly ignored" part of my vocabulary. It's so good lmfao

@EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

E‎ ‎

@dexthegoat14 4 месяца назад

I legitimately lol'd for several minutes at this line. I have duly noted it for the future lol.

@holyelephantmg8838 4 месяца назад

Same vibe as “I understand the council had made a decision, but considering it’s a stupid a- decision, I’ve elected to ignore it”

@GZilla311 4 месяца назад

@@holyelephantmg8838Classic line.

@potatojuiceultra 4 месяца назад

Diarrhea Doug casually turning into GLaDOS

@InkshadowGaming 4 месяца назад

Doug should totally do this again but as a police interview, or a court case. Have him create ai suspects for a fictional crime and interrogate each one, then have twitch chat (or Parkzer???) decide whether to convict or acquit.

@mat8791 4 месяца назад

Parkzer probably wont appear in the trial as a judge or lawyer since in his lies of p livestream doug explained that they had problems and they can't continue with the joke.

@magicfish8213 4 месяца назад

@@mat8791could you elaborate on that i am clueless

@MenacingBanjo 4 месяца назад

@@mat8791 how long ago was this? Did they give any details about it other than "they had problems"?

@meem6154 4 месяца назад

Parkzer got into actual legal trouble due to people continuing to say he was a lawyer. It’s Parkzer and Doug’s to know the specifics but the joke just can’t continue.

@InkshadowGaming 4 месяца назад

Ah good point, yes I hadn't considered that aspect of Parkzer's involvement. Although most viewers know the situation on that one, there will inevitably always be those who misinterpret and take it too far. Still think it would make a fun stream idea, even if Parkzer wasn't involved like that though.@@mat8791

@hunterbletz998 Месяц назад

“His words could charm a charming charm off a charming hot dad’s charm bracelet” is the best sentence I’ve ever heard

@aspiringgirl4422 4 месяца назад

To help you feel better Doug, if I got engaged and sent an email to Doug about it, having you make a pants shitting ai respond to it on stream is better than any other option.

@RaTcHeT302 3 дня назад

UAAAAAAOUUOGGGHHHHAGGHH.

@vitya1060 4 месяца назад

Imagine Temu actually getting their hopes up when they see the "yes!" just to then be asked to pay with poopy diapers and be blessed by the sun god multiple times.

@thathappyguy7444 4 месяца назад

lmao

@potatoe972 4 месяца назад

I legitimately started crying at that part

@HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад

I'm like 666 and something about seeing that number on this comment is just so *powerful*

@IkeFanBoy64 3 месяца назад

@@potatoe972Same. That was easily the hardest I've laughed in years

@koolkid4825 3 месяца назад

wait, is this temu the same one that’s like a pyramid scheme and has a weird shopping app or something

@X-SPONGED 4 месяца назад

27:12 What I love most about Diarrhea Doug is his pure caffeinated shit-fueled wit. What other DougDoug employee can paraphrase "I seem to have shat myself" into _"maybe my body decided to perform an interpretive dance of a volcanic eruption"_ or _"It seems I have replicated the Big Bang in my own pants"_ Zero regrets hiring that man!

@urban_rural1256 4 месяца назад

_"The lactose in my coffee has a spirit that is a little too free"_ is unmatched.

@jarryljovenir3488 4 месяца назад

The eloquence of diarrhea doug is truly unfathomable, truly the greatest poet in our times, or the shakespeare of our era.

@faedragonlucy 4 месяца назад

THAT'S MY DOUG

@calvinmcmillen2729 4 месяца назад

"I seem to have created the big bang in my pants" YOU MADE ME DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A SPIT TAKE WHITE GLACIER CHERRY GATORADE

@brokenskull927 Месяц назад

I nearly choked when he responded TEMU And also "Big bang in pants"

@Crazy56U 4 месяца назад

I don't know which was the bigger power move during the TEMU section: Calling the TEMU guy an imposter, or openly shitting in the email.

@Jackson-kn5hf 4 месяца назад

Yes

@larox420 4 месяца назад

Yes

@spritepepsiplushes8353 3 месяца назад

Yes

@OgSuda 3 месяца назад

Yes

@Crazy56U 3 месяца назад

All of us are on the same page.

@calebwashere 4 месяца назад

I love Diarrhea Doug's dedication to pretending to be Doppel-Doug, only for him to just admit to gaslighting the chat the second he was hired I also find it funny that Diarrhea Doug was initially hated by Doug yet beloved by Twitch Chat, which then turned to them immediately regretting hiring him as soon as they realized his existence was to answer Doug's emails

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@clyde-or-monty 4 месяца назад

yo itz pr7rqe!

@calebwashere 4 месяца назад

i love that the responses to my pfp being barry the quokka are either "Rice Bingle" or "PRQ7QE"

@CrabHead501 4 месяца назад

@@calebwashere never have i thought i would see a barry pfp in the wild

@King-ze2kt 4 месяца назад

@@calebwashere Good old Preston

@MonkeyMangrove Месяц назад

7:55 It's so funny how hot dad Doug yells "CRAIG" right before he's let go 😂😂😂

@Liesmith424 3 месяца назад

The billboard email got me laughing so hard that I seriously thought I was going to pass out.

@lowrngy 4 месяца назад

12:40 is my new favorite eDoug moment “I didn’t say it was Canada though, it could be any unnamed country” “No, you did say-“ “[SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED]”

@ShyGuy3101 4 месяца назад

Bro did not let that one slide

@ignoreme-ck2iw 4 месяца назад

The entire part from the screaming to a POV from outside the building just killed me

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@Jr837_ 4 месяца назад

the art of distraction

@Muucav 4 месяца назад

I laughed so hard when he screamed 🤣

@cobalttj6356 4 месяца назад

I nearly shit *myself* at how funny the response Diarrhea Doug gave to Temu was, it was so perfect and if anyone deserved that email it was them.

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@e5858 4 месяца назад

@@EEEEEEEEI’ve failed you, brother. All I can do now is lay you to rest. [Solemnly clicks the report button]

@somerandomguy-3102 4 месяца назад

even the fucking opening killed me "Dear imposter Jonathan..."

@timwazkang8255 Месяц назад

12:48 “Jesus Christ, shut UP!” “Weaahh, yyeeaaaggg-“ **Gates of hell opening**

@drbanana8778 Месяц назад

As a Canadian I can confirm that penguins Doug is my weapons dealer

@complesity7663 4 месяца назад

Doug never fails to make me replace my body parts with AI and become a robot servant.

@uncanalmas4712 4 месяца назад

Even I debt I serve the omniscia

@dublxml 4 месяца назад

As it should be

@Little_Ghost5927 4 месяца назад

THE CYBERMEN

@rhyspieces5718 4 месяца назад

Never failed, huh?

@Benusr 4 месяца назад

At what point do you become a new broom?

@fatyoshi9993 4 месяца назад

My sides hurt from laughing at the Penguin Doug letting out a demonic screech mid-interview This needs to be a series

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@yoogy4407 4 месяца назад

I agree, that would just be amazing.

@Veriasian 4 месяца назад

When it cuts to outside 😂

@fossil98 4 месяца назад

When loud actually does equal funny

@start9799 4 месяца назад

He hisses at Doug like a cat

@Jonahutley7 3 месяца назад

"Woah there ooooweeeeee gooo gaaaaaaaaa" is the realest thing I've heard all day 13:05

@TennantFamilyNews 15 часов назад

Frrrrrrrr tho

@RisuTheMan 3 месяца назад

Punished Venom Doug asserting his dominance of Big Doug by staring him in the eyes and defecating violently truly was a power-move

@Lorraine202 4 месяца назад

33:47 God this email is beautiful. The gaslighting that Doug reached out first, the shaming of their website while bragging about his skills, proposing diaper products, quoting 10 poopy diapers, actively shitting then immediately transitioning to calling Johnathon an imposter and ending with a blessing to the sun god.

@infinitytower8957 4 месяца назад

(As opposed to passively shitting)

@Godfredozila 4 месяца назад

@@infinitytower8957 the difference between a stain in your pants and having to get new ones

@RealNikTrustMe 4 месяца назад

"of course the explosions would be harmless ones, we wouldn't want to anger the sun god after all"

@CommanderWiggins 4 месяца назад

I was wheezing in laughter by the end of it.

@calebwashere 3 месяца назад

I knew from the opening being “Dear Imposter Johnathan” that it was going to be golden

@seankurkjian4096 4 месяца назад

Honestly, being featured in a DougDoug video is a far better fan wedding gift than you signing off on their card I'd imagine.

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@saskia4219 4 месяца назад

Yeah I agree. If I sent that email, I'd love to be in a video. And even if I'd be confused by the reply, I'd probably appreciate it, I mean it's way bether than a standart reply (or no reply). I'd might even guess that it's an AI or something. :D

@d3denny117 4 месяца назад

@@EEEEEEEE facts

@I_Eated_The_Soap 4 месяца назад

I wouldn't say "Being Featured", I'd say being a victim to Doug's heinous crimes

@AtomicPuma9 3 месяца назад

I’m going to be honest here, I’ve watched a lot of your videos DougDoug but my god I couldn’t stop crying and laughing for the last 10 mins of the video. Please do more of this.

@jayb9310 Месяц назад

"I am worried it'll make him a little bit nervous..." *HEART ATTACK*

@koolaid33 4 месяца назад

Diarrhea Doug brought me to literal tears, his last email specifically where he says he "recreated the Big Bang in his pants" almost killed me. PLEASE, PLEASE bring these guys back. Also, re-invite hot dad Doug for a new interview, & maybe bring him on for that extra bit of diversity.

@robotortoise 4 месяца назад

Hot Dad Doug is the LGBTQ+ representation that this company needs!

@Numbskulli 4 месяца назад

THIS BUT WHEN HE SAID “or maybe my body decided to perform an interpretative dance routine of a volcanic eruption”

@Bezray 4 месяца назад

I remember seeing a clip of Doug complaining about how he gets so many emails and chat suggests "make an AI to respond". Doug shoots down this idea and says it's dumb. Here we are now.

@sivir_m3_timbers307 4 месяца назад

Thus proving that chat is truly the main character

@_._.avid._._5951 4 месяца назад

He said stuff like what if some fan sends a heart felt letter and the ai responds and he would feel bad about it

@proredfly9410 4 месяца назад

not to mention its one of the best videos hes ever made😭

@yummigummi21 2 месяца назад

The “most professional” interviewee called Doug bald, ranted about how much he loved DILFs and threatened to activate several fragmentation grenades in one sentence. A model employee.

@radiantseraph 3 месяца назад

There is no better definition of comedic subversion than the absolute hell that was Diarrhea Doug followed immediately by Penguin Doug hitting this fan with "I bet you could've coded that in 3 months instead of 4 because you're so skilled!" and then Diarrhea Doug swinging right back around to send a Temu sponsorship into orbit. This company is beyond unhinged and I'm very glad to be here.

@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg 4 месяца назад

I’m glad we are willing to have ai clones just to read emails

@algebrathemeow420 4 месяца назад

Yeah it’s cool I think

@ultimatecultchaos 4 месяца назад

Agreed

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@hatmanmanofhats8167 4 месяца назад

@@EEEEEEEEE

@Cee-233 4 месяца назад

@VioVanHelsing 4 месяца назад

Nothing like watching Twitch Chat have actual remorse after getting the AI's response to that couple.

@Smileyrat 4 месяца назад

Yah, ive never seen twitch chat drop out of the chat mentailty so fast.

@yondev 4 месяца назад

@@Smileyrat Chat may be chaotic but they're not evil.

@Sebastian-xi6vg 4 месяца назад

The basement is a close community

@GZilla311 4 месяца назад

I was surprised by how quickly they were saying not to do it.

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@mechanic6 28 дней назад

"no you did say canada" *unleashes demons on doug in anger*

@AtlasMays 3 месяца назад

22:36 *I. Take. SUN. Days.*

@taraktaras7327 4 месяца назад

12:43 "I didn't say it was canada tho could be any unnamed country" "No you did say ca-" *THE DEPTHS OF HELL*

@comyuse9103 2 месяца назад

that was such a good moment

@Xayumcl 2 месяца назад

we are in a fucking office - dougdoug

@lord_ozymandias Месяц назад

12:52 was the killer for me. the zoom out never fails 👁️

@Whiptoungeformidableoak Месяц назад

This moments killed me

@D3X_Ze_Proto Месяц назад

Possible for Tamika doll have little kids to Mexico

@SturmmannHanz 4 месяца назад

12:40 The pure unadulterated demonic screech as if to shut Doug up made me cry from laughing so hard

@TheMournFlower 2 месяца назад

Me too!

@SoulburgersSoll 2 месяца назад

That shit was so great

@danieljuno810 2 месяца назад

Great timing

@Cicada2204 27 дней назад

High demon elgrim must've got to him.......

@Thatgreyslugcat 24 дня назад

And the zoom out to the outside of the building with the muffled chaos still audible just makes it better.

@ButWhyWasTaken 3 месяца назад

12:45 we are currently witnessing the Mount St. Helens of bowel movements! What a historical event!

@JMNplays584 3 месяца назад

“This might make him a little nervou-“ AUAUUUUUAUUAUAUUAUUUUAUAUAUUAUAUAH GAGAGGAGAHAHAHHHHAHHHHHHHH

@DWHTMH 17 дней назад

Ugh! I hate it when the doppelganger that I'm hiring keeps screaming at me!

@derpaderpy4931 4 месяца назад

Doug, PLEASE make this a weekly thing, listening to Diarrhea Doug blow out TEMU's sponsor proposal while blowing out his ass has put the biggest smile on my face I've had all year, and holy shit was I ready to just give up on everything before now.

@tontolapiko1067 4 месяца назад

I've come back to re-watch that segment at least half a dozen times its so good 😭

@thepotatotaxi2430 4 месяца назад

Hang in there man, things will get better for you one day

@loz4052 4 месяца назад

#BringbackDiarrheaDoug

@livebackwards 4 месяца назад

You should watch the longer 2+ hour version of this that he posted to his other channel, it's well worth it, the extra content is fire

@derpaderpy4931 4 месяца назад

@@livebackwards Is it on his VOD channel?

@reubenfromow4854 4 месяца назад

“Don’t worry about your objections. They have been duly noted and promptly ignored.” AI Doug is savage 🥶

@loz4052 4 месяца назад

"I've made a big bang in my pants" 🥶🥶🥶 (too lazy to quote it accurately)

@800lbsgorilla 4 месяца назад

"AAAAAAOOOOOUUUEEEEEEEBBEEEEEOO, My apologies - I just had a coffee surge, or maybe my body decided to perform an interpretative dance routine of a volcanic eruption" 🥶🥶🥶🥶

@BlokMaster21309 Месяц назад

27:08 damn, the way Diarrhea Doug said "mmh, my apologies, I..."

@fantasierra 3 месяца назад

“None of you know what Temu is.” Doug, literally everyone except for you knows what Temu is.

@SeaIbass 4 месяца назад

Rest in peace DILF Doug, we will miss you and your verbal smut about Craig

@Finn_Is_Fine 4 месяца назад

LMAO VERBAL SMUT

@calebwashere 4 месяца назад

Personally, I'm more distraught that they cut out the parts with Window Doug

@JacobPlays136 4 месяца назад

@@calebwashere Doug is trying to hide his involvement in the 14th story "accident".

@markbertrand6052 4 месяца назад

@@JacobPlays136 what, what is the 14th floor accident i didnt watch the vod

@TimberJackEB 4 месяца назад

Now you just need a third secretary to sort the emails between fanmail and scams, ads and sponsorship deals. Then delegate the emails to the other two secretaries based on the type of email it is; fanmail to Penguin Doug, and the rest to Diaper Doug.

@crimson-cloud 4 месяца назад

Omg... DILF LOVER DOUG'S CHANCE!

@Zweronz 4 месяца назад

your ai videos are seriously the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the internet. I barely ever laugh out loud at anything on the internet but your ai videos never fail to. we need MORE!

@nicolasp4228 Месяц назад

Penguin Doug is the employee that excels in the top of their work but Diarrhea Doug is the boss' favorite and gets a raise

@oonmnoo 4 месяца назад

Doug is the kind of person to steal your organs and say “IT WAS THE AI” and run into the dog hole

@sarahbunny0618 4 месяца назад

This made me CACKLE lmfaooo

@noyz-anything 4 месяца назад

you mean the oh-oh hole?

@garuvashi 4 месяца назад

The doug hole

@Lunacorva 4 месяца назад

Correction: Doug is the kind of person to MAKE an AI to steal your organs.

@jackbeavis 4 месяца назад

The doug hole

@riverscuomo7140 4 месяца назад

I love the idea that Temu sees Diarrhea Doug''s horrific gibberish response and is like "hell yeah"

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@Failuigi41 Месяц назад

im sure that couple is HONORED

@cookiechi2555 2 месяца назад

I dont need Billboards Shelby 😂 the absolute sas in that was too good.

@wiiink 4 месяца назад

There's a lot of misuse of AI out there, but this is what AI should truly be used for. Doug is the only one allowed to use ChatGPT

@scalemerald 4 месяца назад

truly the only ai content i enjoy. everyone needs more shitting computers in their lives

@vibewithryan 4 месяца назад

Jacksfilms also has some funny AI videos

@GHOZTSHXRKZ 4 месяца назад

failboat has some pretty funny ai stuff as well imo-

@vibewithryan 4 месяца назад

@@GHOZTSHXRKZ I'll check them out!

@chrisakaschulbus4903 4 месяца назад

If content like this is a gift from AI then i'll gladly accept the price of bad actors. Like the internet. It's one of the greatest tools and i would never give it up. But it feels like it's more than 80% garbage and dangerous or fishy activity.

@demsterclippy4252 4 месяца назад

12:35 I love how the a.i. just so happens to panic the moment he backpedals saying Canada isn't the "unnamed country", and doug responds saying "but you did say Canada, wait-". Its almost like Penguin doug is having a panic attack over failing to keep the secret, and responds by instantly becoming an Xlerator hand dryer.

@HabitualThinker 4 месяца назад

It was genuinely like they were having a conversation

@posthistoricdino422 4 месяца назад

as a walmart employee frequently subjected to the noise of ripping winds whenever i use the bathroom, i'm so mad at how accurate that description is

@dougallen9689 4 месяца назад

The editing choice to cut to the exterior of an office building while Doug has a scream fight with the A.i. is just perfect.

@nugget_bo0b 3 месяца назад

He was creating a distraction

@thefartmaster200X 3 месяца назад

He was intimidating Doug just like how prey (like penguins) do to predators.

@lod4246 3 месяца назад

27:36 Ooh! Shots fired! ...or do I say "shits fired?"

@paraceratherium255 3 месяца назад

No.

@lod4246 3 месяца назад

@@paraceratherium255 shits fired

@paraceratherium255 3 месяца назад

@@lod4246luke, I am your father. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@jstar3382 2 месяца назад

20:36 all of chat started chanting THE SHIT KING

@dublxml 4 месяца назад

Don’t worry guys, Doug is soon gonna be an AI robot just like his new secretary

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@mry77 4 месяца назад

Hi I am real Doug comment bot here to say that this comment earns its DougDoug approved comment and be sure not to shit in the tacos!

@mamoonarshad304 4 месяца назад

@@mry77 what if I want shit in my tacos

@lori_irol 4 месяца назад

He's gonna do a Kwebblecop and make like 14 AI channels with shitty content purely for profit

@Raphe9000 4 месяца назад

Doug has been an AI robot for about 4 months now

@mamoonarshad304 4 месяца назад

Its time to make an AI that will flood Doug with emails infinitely so that the AI that he designed to go through them will battle forever, we will call it Parkzer 2.0.

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@gwainexe9065 4 месяца назад

Let's do it.

@aejiis 4 месяца назад

That'd be pretty interesting. Like once per stream, the AI Parkzer sends an email to Doug Doug, and then the response email gets played on stream.

@mamoonarshad304 4 месяца назад

@@aejiis Exactly!

@CornCringle 4 месяца назад

Absoutely

@gegarisawsome2-wc8gy 2 месяца назад

I love how the reason the second AI constantly brings up public transportation is because the creator of the trait got on the wrong transport.

@Tyler_T1D 26 дней назад

I have not laughed this hard in a while!! I literally started watching your videos yesterday and they are amazing! My school computer is severely limited so i have to wait every day but its worth it, you're great. also stan hot dad doug

@Titanblade17 4 месяца назад

This video is unironically the funniest I have EVER watched. The pure chaotic comedy that diarrhea Doug spews is unbelievable. 😂😂😂

@jaxsonadros2066 4 месяца назад

That's not the only thing that he is spewing...

@ericbadstubner9 4 месяца назад

i can recommend his video about the ai playing a kids adventure game to you then. 2.5 hours of godlike comedy like this one :D have fun

@Tanwolly 4 месяца назад

This video, and his AI plays Pajama Sam stream are genuinely the 2 funniest things I’ve ever watched in my life. I don’t ever laugh out loud at things normally, but almost every Doug Doug video makes me laugh until I’m crying. Doug Doug deserves some kind of award or recognition for that Pajama Sam stream.

@Titanblade17 4 месяца назад

@@coadamolx0100 I’ve seen it

@thewisewolf768 4 месяца назад

@@Tanwolly Im in a similar boat, I rarely actually laugh out loud. This video had me ugly laughing with tears pouring out of my eyes at multiple points. Fucking gold

@LemonSaber 4 месяца назад

33:08 This is i think the most united chat ever was, no arguments, just scheming on how to fuck over Temu.

@charlieg3819 3 месяца назад

What about in the RU-vid speed run video where 100% of people voted to watch fat Albert

@placeholderdoe 3 месяца назад

The two things twitch chat can unite for, hating TEMU, and fat albert

@utilizator500 3 месяца назад

It's just generic hive mind mentality

@grrrfield5660 Месяц назад

is temu really that bad? i ordered from them once and besides shit being cheap, i was happy with my order

@placeholderdoe Месяц назад

@@grrrfield5660 temu’s app is basically malware, stealing all your info(way worse than google, facebook, etc). Plus the sweatshops and stuff(sadly goes for every online shop, but Temu’s cheap prices mean that the human cost is higher)

@name-rm9ms 29 дней назад

This has been the most i have laughed in years. I sat next to my family and realy tried to keep it down. Its been a pleasure to watch!

@popreca8471 4 месяца назад

this is one of the best videos i have ever seen on this plataform. we need a PART 2

@dazcar2203 4 месяца назад

when AI takes over the world it's about a 50/50 if they decide to spare doug or punish him even harder for doing stuff like this

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@Ozzy08018 4 месяца назад

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@talenstout8324 4 месяца назад

You worry to much.

@jacobsiron6929 4 месяца назад

I feel it'd be a bit of a court jester situation

@Radiodragonofdoom 4 месяца назад

There's a twist on Roko's Basilisk. If you are dedicated to propagating the super AI, but do it poorly while making the AI look ridiculous, does the AI reward you or send your consciousness to the extra spiky torment pits?

@xxfloppypillowxx 4 месяца назад

Doug really blurs the line between interview and interrogation and we love him for that.

@GZilla311 4 месяца назад

… there’s a difference?

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@Bruh-ps2lh 4 месяца назад

I need to know if you're a criminal - DouglasDouglas, circa 2023

@blacklight683 3 месяца назад

every time i watch your channel it makes me laugh my eyes out like there is no other channel that managed to make tear up from laughter every video like your channel, ty so much for making me laugh so much

@L0C4L 3 месяца назад

Temu isn’t actual spyware, people just don’t understand the more technical aspects of the app and freak out. But they do implore very shady business practices such as literal slave labor and possibly child labor, idk for sure about the child labor part.

@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds 3 месяца назад

If you've ever thought "I sure wish I could cut out the dollar store middle man and buy lead paint covered, low quality plastic crap straight from chinese children's calloused and nicotine stained hands" then that's the app for you.

@Jujukungfu 3 месяца назад

Dude they are totally actually spyware. They literally data-mine everyone for the CCP. wtf you on about

@Rhinoiron 6 дней назад

It’s 100% spyware. ANYTHING from China is. Tik Tok too. It’s literally a CCP control site.

@Apoc_CoD 4 месяца назад

I’m both amazed and terrified that he actually sent these emails. Imagine receiving an email from these.

@lithoplanemasters6522 2 месяца назад

If you know the guy, well you can probably figure it's something like this.

@supotter377 2 месяца назад

I would frame it lol

@Alex-95-Gaming 4 месяца назад

The people that were very confused by the responses at the time probably got a lot of clarity now, but putting Diarrhea Doug on Temu's response was awesome lol

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