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Reuploaded since RU-vid completely snubbed the video and refused to promote it at all, edited out a certain word to hopefully appease the almighty algorithm overlords! They cannot silence The…yknow…Update!

what if scout time was called FREAKY time and instead of reviewing workshop cosmetics he reviewed MUSCULAR MEN

TF2 community be like: Sex, Hats, Memes, Gay sex

Seduce me What? Spy I ain't gonna SEDUCE ME!

Valve not only removed the bots they removed scout time's straightness

"theyre not hot enough" medic:

Honestly I wana see the shirtless cosmetics that aren't ripped, "Boston beer belly" "Russian round ram" "beer and gear" there are so many good ideas

Bro was gone for 9 months and decided to give birth to this.

If Valve had the guts, they'd change the name of the Mad Milk throwable to Man Milk. 💯

but seriously why is valve so reluctant to add the catwalk😭. i would use it 24/7

Medic got the lean mean team jeans and chest with a fur (fur) The whole team is looking at him He hits the flor (he hits the flor) Before you know Health bar is low low low low low...

Just give Demoman a traditional scottish kilt Literally commando

SPY- I MEAN TOM JONES YOUR SON IS RATING BUFF COSMETICS!!

Freaky Fortress gonna be WILD

Finally the "S3x Case"

One day i hope we'll see Mean Lean Team Jeans in TF2. We are in deseperate need of a new pair of All-Class pants.

Me: "How can you make Scout possibly hotter?" Scout Time: "What if I made him Johnny from Guilty Gear?"

Engineer with abs scares me

good video to end off pride month

cheering and yelling like my favourite team just scored a touchdown when you revealed the gnarliest garb

dang ScoutTime must have had a hard time doing all of this with one hand,respect

what if team fortress 2 was called freak fortress 2...

When I saw the hat cosmetic for pyro I was so scared about the body cosmetic I'll let you guess why 💀💀💀💀

1:32 holy shit that's Johnny -Guilty Gear- Team Fortress

because of the....YEA....update thumbnail, i thought the pictures in the tier list was rule 34 💀

helping hands + burly beast = me being one step closer to totally shirtless medic 😄😊

god i love big beefy men you're doing a service to the gays

You know, The Bushwalker would be AMAZING for Casual Hide N Seek Sniper Players as well as Spy Players that spam Box Trot.

“the mercs aren’t hot enough” Absolutely disagree. Anyway, I love this. I was giggling and kicking my feet the whole time, thank you for compiling these ❤

the intro scared the shit out of me 💀

best part about pimp demoman would be the fact you could recreate the black baron from madworld with it and NO ONE WOULD BE THE WISER

Scout don’t forget to not buy crates it’s a part of #FixTF2 Just a friendly reminder tho :)

20:15 i saw the pixelated item and i knew instantly.

im legitimately gonna open steam and favorite and upvote every single one of these

I want The Gnarliest Garb (Hunk) So damn much😭😭

The thick and girthy update!

Thank you so much for showing off Sizzling and Krak-Attack, I greatly appreciate it! :) I did want to mention that I wasn’t able to see Sizzling on the workshop link, if you’re willing to add it to it, that would be awesome! Thanks again :D

Pretty sure this would fix all of TF2’s problems in a instant.

Scout time when heavy place walks in

Lean mean team jean with the skin colour paint will be crazyyyy

0/10 big slappy wasn't included

Ah yes, a fellow scout making the long awaited sex update, everything is in place as scout is God's gift

WE NEED IT NOW, WE NEED A MEDIC IN A MAID COSTUME AND HEAVILY MUSCLED MEN

Unironically love the set of cosmetics you have picked for the summer update, I will genuinely be disappointed if valve doesn't add exactly these items now - heavy main

11:01 why the hell was i blushinng!?

if valve wants to show that they care (besides the amazing ban wave of bot accounts), they definitely need to take notes for a summer update like this. we need a little bit of pride to regain after the downward spiral that was the bot crisis.

I have waited four- no, five thousand years for this!

Must be hard playing with one hand after this update

we are NOT! Takeing cult of the lamb insperation for a shooter lmao

God forbid the Triage Service gets added to the game, I can only imagine the amount of medic girlfriends using that on their medics.

24:10 I love when unusuals do this and arnt png like or if they are they use effects of motion such as bubbling or the jellyfish effects which spawn multiple thin bubble column trails

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD! I really want that scout hat near the start and the pyro shirt so badly! most of the taunts are a bit okay! but if you do a Halloween or Christmas cases can you add those two last taunts you couldn't add in the summer case? Those two taunts looks really fun! I do need to get more taunts as well, but I def would buy the new ones! and those effects looks really good too!

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

Heavy: “CHARGE ME DOCTOR!” Medic: “INCOMING! I AM THE ÜBERMENSH!” Both: “Hit” sounds

Theres nothing different about this video

This new update gyatt me feeling 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😮‍💨

Love that you’re back man missed these videos

Me when “tick tick heavy like a brinks truck”

WE NEED THE TRIAGE SERVICE

The amount of times i had to pause and just look at my screen with open mouth is emberassing

27:06 It's glue, of course ...what else could it be?

9:41 Dude you turned into Mutahar

sExcellent picks!

this video is now a permanent part of Scout Time's legacy >:D he will be forever remembered as the creator of the sex update and nothing else!

2:15 I friggin died

The sunset shades has a nice 60s presentation that works with TF2 style

Came for the meme, stayed for the actual good cosmetics. (And the men)

I saw "brim" and "shady" in the medic section and I imagined one of those memes where a set of words sounds kind of like a name, place, or event. Like if an article said "nine extentions" and someone put a red circle around it with this emoji 😮 and the towers falling. Anyway the joke is Eminem.

What plenty of years without updates does to a man:

Still night but I see this in RU-vid and watch to I sleep

the aim here pick genuinely made me laugh out loud 😭😭😭😭

3:24 "This goes "straight" in the assassin grade"

18:32 if you love doing the breast milk stab on spy, you HAVE to use this cosmetic

Im not really into big buff men but I am glad you made a case tailored for the majority of the TF2 community (yall are so gay)

aside from the video making me desire the mercs in an unholy carnal way, that hawaiian flare shirt is actually so sick i'd love it for a pyro loadout

This is ''Straight'' up the greatest ''Sex update'' idea video i have seen

1:34 Why I want to press 214+K while looking at this?

16:25 bruh i heard here not "the Bling King" but heard "the blinking"

Listen i know it's about the "Sex update, haha sex is so funny" but these ideas and concepts for cosmetics are actually very VERY great! Y'know it would be really awesome if vavle could at least add community made cosmetics and items. These ideas and designs fit the characters so much and it makes them much more nicer and sillier and it just looks so good! And do you know why im saying this? Its because i love, LOVE, LOOOVVVEEE games with customization, ESPECIALLY character customization, and throughout these past few decades all i could do is pray that vavle could at least release some more cosmetics that i could at least use to make my little scout or my pyro look slightly more cute and livly, man.. When will vavle ever listen... (EDIT : ‏‪9:20‬‏ the tiktok medic gooners are going bonkers rn)

17:18 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!

WDYM 'NOT HOT ENOUGH'?! THESE PIXELS ARE SMOKING 😭🙏

The preview catched me

I love seeing this guy slowly losing his mind

Fun fact!: The natural born shooter and the rest of the set is just a johhny reference from guilty gear.

And the Burly Beast just exists

My man, you are horribly underrated. This is great!

i wonder how many people will use the bodybuilder cosmetic and the Tex support taunt with the bubbly bliss

I'm surprised you didn't honourable mention the Pyro breast cosmetic I've seen on the work shop.

1:33 Jonnhy Guilty gear referece

Scout Time will Never recover from this.

Everyone waiting for that update

17:19 I gasped

Yeah, but how would the community format it!!! WEAPONS!!!! WAR PAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAMEMODES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MADCAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CIVILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW CONTRACTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEAPON REBALANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn, valve listened kinda

intro so good made me subscribe

That thumbnail tho 😂

0:57 they would update localization files

I love the don’t sexualise pyro trend he is too wholesome for that

Man, when I came across this vid I said “Man What The Fuck, Did ValvE Really Do This?” And instantly clicked lol.

For the next update i actually hope we get a lot of pants and shoes cosmetics, we dont have a lot of them, especially pants