I Married Tubbo 

Tommy stops making gay jokes in Ranboos presence. Also Tommy: Hey wanna be my husband Tubbo

Tommy's videos: I got a girlfriend. *two videos later* I married Tubbo

For those of you who don’t know… tubbo sighed the papers… tommy and tubbo are genuinely married… tubbo is working on how to make a divorce skit as we speak so he can get married in Vegas for another bit…. No this is not a joke… there is no ambiguity… these two are genuinely married and never signed divorce papers.

Now that Tubbo realized he’s legally married, I’m just waiting for the “I Divorced Tubbo” video

Don't worry, Tubbo! A divorce is always an option!

Tommy really succeeded in draining all of Tubbo's energy in one day 😭😭

The fact that they actually got legally married and Tubbo just found out, makes this so much better 😂

you know what the craziest part is? they actually signed marriage papers for this video. they are legally married.

somehow tubbo and scott, the actual gay guys, were the two straightest people at this wedding

The stages of Tommy's videos: I got a Girlfriend. 3 days later I married Tubbo

Can we just appreciate the fact that tubbo's parents thought this was real, and instead of questioning why he was wearing the dress, they just were disappointed at how soon it was. Amazing parents right there

Who’s rewatching this after tubbo finding out he actually got married to tommy? 😂

the fact that tubbo still is tommys friend is just the sign of true friendship

also everytime jack manifold plays an old man it gets more convincing. i’m starting to get concerned

Re-waching this after waching tubbos stream today when he said about how they actually got legally married and signed all the paperwork and everything makes it 100× better

I'm more surprised to learn that Scott is an ordained minister than them actual being legally married.

Tubbo: Having a mental breakdown Tommy: 🎶I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time🎶

congrats on the marriage, tubbo looked beautiful

I live how Scott is so calm through all of this but then slowly leans towards Tubbo and is just like "If you run now..."😂

Rewatching this now knowing that they actually married each other is hilarious

okay but owen looks fucking legendary in a dress

okay how the hell did i miss this event. i looked away for a year or two and these two got married as a joke. and apparently accidentally got married for real because they signed the papers and everything. what. how

So who else is re-watching this after Tubbo realized this was legally binding because he was trying to figure out weather he could marry Fit in Las Vegas?

owen running on ice in heels- *respect* cuz like damn

Tubbos mom getting pissed and hanging up on him is absolutely comedy gold So glad Tubbos mom has a new son in law

I love how the bystanders genuinely thought that they had actually just gotten married 😭

Knowing this may be legally binding is hilarious

“he fought in the war. All of them. Both sides” is such an underrated line.

“I’m not angry. Never angry. Just depressed.” Felt that

"This is the weirdest wedding ive ever officiate" YOU WERNT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY OFFICIATE IT!

Coming back to watch this the day after Tubbo realized this is in fact a legal marrige

ngl jack was 1000000 times more funnier than usual in his old man style

I wouldn't be suprised if Tubbo tried to assasinate Tommy shortly after this video

The fact that they’ve been married for a year and they’re still going though the legal process to divorce (And that TommyInnit has wrote a fanfiction about his legal marriage partner)

I’m living for Owen running in heels. I never knew he could- 💀💀

Tommy is the kind of person to look at tubbo and say, "Can we have a gay marriage platonically?" and not wait for an awnser

tubbo was living an introverts nightmare

Tommy is literally the only one to be able to marry his best friend, have a girlfriend, and continually joke about loving his other best friend HOW DO YOU DO IT KING

I can't wait for the divorce vlog idea that philza had.

We praise Tubbo for being able to hold his sanity that long.

"If your friendship isn't constantly mistaken for homoerotic love affair, then are you really friends?" - an ancient Tumblr quote

I'm just obsessed with Owen and Scott in this. Owen just standing in the background of every shot, slaying. Scott being a very professional ordained minister. Both of them just observing the chaos around them with the air of being the only adults in the room but these aren't their children so not their problem. Saving (part of) the cake because hey it's nice cake, then busying themselves with presumably cutting some slizes while tubbo is thtowing cake. What a vibe

I like it how tubbo until the stream a day ago didnt really realise it was a real marriage

Scott being the reasonable adult and Owen running successfully in heels just really adds to the absolute fever dream this was.

"I have a girlfriend" *1 month later* "I MARRIED TUBBO"

And now, we're all waiting for a video on Tubbo's channel saying "I divorced TommyInnit" 😭

“Pretend to be Tubbo’s family!” **signs paperwork for the marriage**

Tommy is like. The youngest, most entitled sibling, who forces their friends to play games they don't want to play

Tubbo looks like he’s plotting murder through all of this

watching this after the recent news that yes, this was legal is... something

the fact that it's real and tommy wont sign the divorce paper makes this sm funnier omg cant wait for the livestreamed divorce

the fact that people honked their car horns and congratulated them💀💀

I love how you can just see Tubbo go through the stages of grief lmaooo

6:10 This is the exact moment when he told them that know they are LEGALLY married LMFAOO

Tubbo loosing it at 12:06 and 20 seconds later he has a knife

I love how Scott smiled the whole time 😂 (he knew what he was getting into lmao)

"Not angry, never angry, just depressed" -Tubbo He cannot be more right tho

So this is a legal marriage apparently

Tubbo is one of the only people who can pull off a hoodie under a wedding dress.

I love how the only time TUBBO seemed remotely happy was when he saw the horse

The fact that they’re slipping on the ice makes this 1000% funnier. “Ice makes marriage 1000% funnier!!”

Tubbo was like “Im about to kill you” at the end of the video 😂

Tommy: Chaos Tubbo:Confused Jack: Old Scott: Exists

Jack does so well being a grandpa 😭😭

Tubbo's Mood throughout the video: Happy, Confused, Concerned, Depressed, Killing, Traumatized. Also love how the ice is messing with everyone. lol.

The fact that the marriage is leagle makes this 10 times better

6:11 Bro wasn’t joking about it being legal 😂

Tommy is the only man who can be straight, have a girlfriend and still marry his bestie.

Tubbo running through the 5 stages of grief in a very short amount of time everyone pitching in and the way strangers even congratulated them 😭😭😭 I'm so sorry Tubbo this was amazing LMAO

the most hilarious thing to me tbh. haven’t watched these guys in a while but after the latest news came out about how they are legally married in a binding relationship i figured i’d come back and watch this one.

6:16 Scott did warn them I guess 😂

Tommy is the type of guy who would ask what if I married my best friend and not wait for an answer

Tommy: Desperate for love Tubbo: Confused bee boy Jack: The old fragile lad with serious dementia Owen: Sassy *supportive* mother Bilzo: Over protective father Flower boy: *F l o w e r* Priest: Here for the fun (and money) Uncle Ricky: Drunk local creep

8:00 the side eye tho 😂

The fact that they’ve been married for almost a year is just so funny 😂

Tommy is the kind of guy to see Tubbo and ask, “is anyone gonna marry this guy ?” and not wait for an answer

It was the IRL people on the street wishing them congratulations for me fam😂

"I MARRIED TUBBO, this isn't a joke." IT REALLY WASN'T

i cant wait for them to do a vlog about divorce LOL

Poor Tubbo looked traumatized through the whole thing

Scott actually being ordained as an officiant absolutely kills me

The fact that this is real and they are legally married

Next up: Legal divorce

"I am never anger, just depressed." Tubbo, 2022-

Everyone thinking they were actually married was awesome xD

The fact that they are legally married

I would love to point out that this was a real wedding. Tommy and Tubbo are actually married. SCOTT IS A REGISTERED MARRIAGE PERSON AND THEY FILED THE PAPERWORK

I love that people thought they were actually getting married by honking the horns etc it made me laugh. But tubbo a dress looks nice on you, definitely could rock a dress

The fact that Scott just looks so tired of Tommy's pranks is so hilarious to me

Tommy: I married turbo. Tommy 4 vids ago: I got a gf

Tubbo and Tommy are now legally married because Scott is ordained

The way that jack is the most convincing grandpa ever Edit: I know he was playing the father but he just seems like 90% of the grandpas I know Edit 2: this comment really went crazy!! 20 replies and 6.6k likes???!! Thank y’all!

I love how Tommy and Tubbo continued to fall on the ice but Owen in heels stayed up straight the entire time 😂

can we appreciate that owen was wearing and ran in heels, the dedication he had for his sons wedding🥲

Next tubbo vod: i divorced tomyinnit

The priest: "...so it's legal..." Tubbo: *Bluescreen*

Grandpa Jack absolutely nailing Tommy in the balls with the ring really shows us how good a soldier he was

This is so much better when you know they actually got married in this video

I love how Scott’s the only sane one there like everyone else is just being mental with the cake and Scott’s just like “I’m just going to grab this, no, no I’m just going to remove this part”

Out of all the things in this video, what weirded me out the most was seeing Jack Manifold with hair. I hope that never happens again.